Comprehensive HP on the Possibility of Dual Cultivation of Magic and Martial Arts

Thor is a sad child. As the eldest princess of Asgard, the only thing she cares about is the peace of the nine countries, especially the earth. The only thing left is her middle school student who has just reached the rebellious stage. It can no longer be called a disease. The younger brother who has risen to cancer - the second princess of Asgard, Loki.As a result, a large number of facts prove that the existence of the two does not seem to be compatible with each other at present.

Loki was doing something on the earth, and Thor was thrown over by his father Odin, and was asked to pick up his brother and clean up the mess before things got big.But his son knew that Odin was afraid that Thor would get hotheaded and be instigated by Loki, causing even more irreparable losses. Why don't you pack it up with your sons and send it to her to take care of the child support, which will save you a lot of worry.

Therefore, as soon as Mirkota arrived at the rental house in New York, USA, she was forced to accept a courier from Asgard.

In the child support, I found Odin's entrustment letter requesting to take care of the child, and looked up and down the first big baby who needed to be taken care of. "I probably understand what Odin means, so let's discuss some things you need to pay attention to when you live here." Mirkoda said.

"Precautions? What's the use of this." Thor stuck his neck, and he was not a child, why did his father find someone in the courtyard to watch over him, seeing how she would break when she pouted.

"It's nothing else, it's just to increase my favorability." Mirkoda slowly swayed in front of Thor, put her hand on his shoulder, and said before he waved away: "To be honest, I don't like looking up at Thor very much." Look at people." With a little effort from his subordinates, Thor suddenly found that the surrounding furniture had grown a lot taller.Mirkoda turned around with a faint smile, sat on the sofa, looked at him, and said, "As expected, this is much better."

Thor, whose lower body was deeply buried in the foundation, was terrified: ... (⊙o⊙)!

Thor, who was dazed by Mirkoda's long paragraph of requirements and precautions, turned his eyes to the mosquito coils, and didn't remember a single word.Milkoda rested her forehead and sighed, and threw a scroll over. "Hopefully we can get along well."

Holding a scroll of parchment eight inches wide by twenty inches in diameter, Thor froze. "What do you mean!" Unfolding the scroll, there were thousands of words written in it, and the letters on it could not be seen clearly without a magnifying glass. "Access control at nine o'clock in the evening? I'm an adult, so I should have my own nightlife! And this one, you're limited to one beer a day, and you're not allowed to throw the glass after drinking it? People in the atrium, you're restraining a god!"

"Restraint?" Mirkoda's eyes seemed to be looking at an ignorant child, "Let me think about it, did Odin give you pocket money?"

"..., he paid you child support!" Tolmer said confidently after a moment.

"Well, well, well, he paid me child support." Mirkoda was quite good-tempered: "To be precise, it was used to raise you and your brother. Besides, how much you can eat is up to you. Don't you have any noodles? Is this plan spent and let your brother go to drink the northwest wind?"

Thor, a foodie who can eat hundreds of chicken legs in one meal, was indignant, and raised his meow hammer: "...Mirkoda Williams!"

Full name?Is this going to do it?I can bear it!Although I dug a lot of magic stones from Odin before, filling the holes consumed by opening the large magic shield, but I still really want to beat one of the instigators~!Mirkoda picked up the teacup to cover up her eagerness to try.

"Are you the locust who hooked my mother and almost got out of the wall, and beat Loki, the three warriors of Asgard, and Sif so hard that he couldn't fight back?" Thor suddenly had bright eyes and a face full of gossip. Looking at Milkota.

"...cough!" Mirkoda choked on the word Hongxing went out of the wall, and smiled: "Locust?" The cup in his hand cracked into pieces in an instant, but the black tea did not spill out. "Perhaps you can explain to me the origin of this name?"

"My father said." Thor rubbed his arms, why did he suddenly feel a little cold? (Odin clutched his chest and exclaimed in pain: What a fool!)

"Very good." Mirkoda had already planned in her mind the content of the mental loss and reputation infringement compensation form that would be sent to Odin later. "Let's go on to talk about the question just now. Since you are penniless and still rely on me for three meals a day, rent and pocket money, then you need to abide by the above requirements. Of course, you can disagree, after all, you are here There is still a girlfriend on earth named...Jane, right? She can be a badass? Or go to the street to show off her muscles? There are always a few rich widows who like your style. It may be a bit embarrassing to you The face of the Sgardians, anyway, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, and Odin is most angry, and will not come down to teach you. So, three options, do you want to choose A, B, or C?" Xiaobian, follow me Dou, I can't kill you if you fool me!

"..." Thor gritted his teeth: "I choose A!"

"You are more knowledgeable about current affairs than I thought, sir. Your room is at the end of the left-hand side of the second floor. I wish you a good night's sleep!" He lifted Thor from the ground with one hand, patted the dust, and gently put it aside, Mirkoda added another sentence: "I will also charge the damaged property to your account."

"You're going too far! Ow!" Thor held his chin and glared at Mirkoda.

"I can go even further. Back to the original!" After repairing the hole in the ground, Mirkoda withdrew her beating fist and put it behind her back: "Why are you still standing? Wait until I put you to sleep? Do you need a bedtime story? "

"Hmph!" Thor stomped on the stairs and went upstairs.

"Come out, Delphi."

In the corner, Delphi lifted the disillusionment spell, jumped over and threw herself on Milkota.

"You are so handsome, Mom."

Mirkoda supported Delphi's butt hanging on her body, "Fortunately, you are much better than them."

"That's it!" Delphi nudged Milkota with her head. "How long is he going to stay with us?"

"How about we drive him out in a year?"

"Good!"

"However, Delphi, is it okay for you to be absent from work for so long? When your father calms down, go back."

"Uh... Mom, you all know~." Delphi buried her face in Milkoda's chest with a guilty conscience.

"After all, he is your father, and he still loves you, just don't overdo it." The double-sided mirror in his pocket was hot, and Mirkoda freed up one hand to look at it. The twins on the other side of the mirror were covered with bruises. Her face and dark circles sobbed to her about Voldemort.

"Delphi." Mirkoda turned to the mirror with a dark face.

"Yes, Mom."

"Just pretend that I didn't say those words just now."

"..." Poor dad!For the first time Delphi felt sympathy for her father.

Thor hugged the big bucket of chicken popcorn, leaned on the bed and watched TV decadently. It had been a week, but he still couldn't find Loki, and the dead woman of Milkoda refused to provide any valid information.

"Kneel down!" The TV screen suddenly switched to the live news, and the triumphant reindeer head inside was exactly the person Thor was looking for.

"Loki!" Thor got up immediately, took Mirrill and prepared to go out.

"Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang!" The clock struck nine.

"...! Damn access control!" Thor turned around and carefully pushed open the window and went out.

Downstairs, Delphi was lying on the window sill and eating melon seeds, "Mom, should you leave him alone? The door is locked."

Mirkota floated in the air with her eyes closed and meditated, "He walked through the window, dear."

Being fooled by Loki into the big jar, and falling from a height of 9000 meters, before Thor was thrown stupidly, the jar suddenly began to fall steadily and slowly.

"Ms. Williams?" Thor looked at Mirkoda who suddenly came out of the circle of fire in surprise.

"It seems that you have already met your younger brother, and you didn't get along very well~!" Mirkoda put his hand on the glass and patted it: "The quality is good, it's a pity to just drop it like this. It's broken into parts. It can be recycled and reused.”

Thor: "..." Recycle?This is high altitude, how do you plan to recycle it?

"Backtracking" disassembled the entire jar into parts, returned to its original form, and was received by Mirkoda into the space.

"..." It really was a locust!Eh Σ (дlll)?Wait, why are we still floating?Shouldn't it have fallen?

"Want to know why we didn't fall?"

Thor nodded.

"Ahhhhhhhhh...!" Mirkoda abruptly withdrew the magic in front of Thor, and the two fell directly at a speed of 100m/s.

Looking at Thor's outstretched right hand, Mirkoda suddenly said, "Can you summon things from other worlds?"

"Of course not! What do you think I am? Aladdin?" A certain god who couldn't see the hammer answered impatiently.

"Oh, no wonder." Mirkoda, who was head down, slowly took out Mirril from the ring, and said, "I accidentally took your Meow Hammer away just now."

"...Don't just call other people's weapons random names!" This is a fool!He snatched the hammer and landed in a circle, and Mirkoda landed on the ground with both feet easily under Thor's regretful eyes.

"There are three hours left before the Kiritas attack the earth. I still have class, so I'm leaving first." Mirkoda raised his hand and opened any door.

"You don't protect the earth anymore?" Thor asked with a sarcasm after vaguely guessing Mielkoda's identity.

Mirkoda looked at him calmly: "According to the trend of history, this battle belongs to the Avengers. Follow the fate, the future king of Asgard, go and bring your brother back." OK After giving a knight's salute, Mirkota turned and left.

"So what is she here for? Collecting waste?"

In the Battle of New York, on the surface, Mirkoda did not show up at all, just as she told Thor, she just quietly watched and rescued people.But if Tony Stark hadn't thrown the nuclear bomb into the wormhole, maybe Milkoda would have shot.

After driving away the Kiritas and capturing Loki, who was beaten by the Hulk to doubt his life, the Avengers silently watched the devastated New York.

Thor patted Loki on the shoulder: "I thought you were used to it, after all, you were beaten by an earthling before."

"Shut up, I have nothing to say to you."

"Don't be like this, Rocky. Come back with me to eat barbecue, the guardian that father found for us will cook barbecue tonight, the kind that can eat all you can eat."

"..." I don't want to talk to this stupid big man.

"It just so happens that you know her too, we have to lose all the support my father gave her before returning to Asgard."

"...Alimony?"

"I used to save money to take care of both of us, which is enough."

"..." I'd better keep my mouth shut.

"I think you should leave this little deer Bambi to accept our trial." Tony Stark pointed to the ruins.

"Loki is a god, he can only accept the trial of Asgard, and I will take him back to hell." Thor believes that people on earth are not qualified to judge Loki.

"Hmph!" Loki rolled his eyes.

"My father's appointed guardian will help us with this."

Loki puffed up his face and said dissatisfiedly, "That's yours!"

"Ours. Look, isn't this solved?" Following Thor's hand, everyone found that all the wreckage of the broken walls began to return to their original positions, and the damaged New York City returned to its original appearance.In the distance, a man in a cloak and hood bowed slightly to them and left.

"It's not the person I thought of?" Loki looked horrified, he couldn't forget that there was a guy who couldn't be called a woman who could beat the Asgard Warrior and him to the ground.

"That's her! Hey! Wait, what about the good BBQ party we talked about?" Thor ran over, grabbing Loki's collar, followed behind, and said in a babbling voice: "What about them, I mean, anyway Together, the food intake is only a fraction, what are you talking about? If you don’t say it, I’ll take it as your acquiescence..."