[Comprehensive] DEATH store

After returning to the basketball club, everyone in Miracle finally let out a sigh.There was no one else in the school at this time, and it happened that even if they brought some silly robot scissors, they would not be noticed by outsiders.

Chief Akaji breathed a sigh of relief, he has never been so tired like today, both physically and mentally!

The neck of the robot scissors creaked and turned a few times, and it seemed that it had finally begun to accept Akashi's order to stop the assassination, and its expression and demeanor gradually returned to normal. After seeing the surrounding environment and the people around him clearly, it immediately jumped from Qi Xiangming He went down, patted his clothes in distaste, and then moved to Akashi's side.

The disgusted Qi Xiangming: ...

Akashi who was approached: ...

Miraculous people: ...

Momoi: (*/w╲*)

This scene is already unbearable.

"Father, are you tired? Let me rub your shoulders for you." The robot scissors said with a smile, and then sat behind Akashi, reaching out and kneading Akashi's shoulders familiarly.

Seeing this familiar way of rubbing shoulders, everyone looked at Huang Lai quietly.

Recognizing that gesture was his usual gesture, he had only pinched Xiao Heizi once a while ago, Huang Lai silently turned his head and smiled.

It's not his fault!

Even though he didn't like this "son" who appeared suddenly in his heart, Akashi still enjoyed the service of the robot scissors, his eyes drooped slightly, and his aura was not as sharp as before.

After kneading a few times, the robot scissors smiled and said: "Father, can I increase my pocket money this month? I will treat you to a cake when the money from my modeling arrives!"

Akashi paused, then turned to look at Kise.

Huang Lai was sweating.

This is his way to please his elder sister when he is short of money!The tone is exactly the same!

Huang Lai looked at Qi Xiangming begging for help. He now deeply understands what the robot said about its character at the beginning.How could this goddamn character come from him!This is exactly the same!

It feels like if this continues, all his little secrets will be exposed by this robot!

Kise, who suddenly felt a little pain in his shoulder, wanted to cry, but if the person who suffered the most today is not Akashi, but him, okay!

Compared to Akashiki being a father, he felt that he was even more unlucky!It seems that I saw Kise No. [-] being Akashi's son, I'm sorry!

"Can you turn it off?" Huang Lai looked at Qi Xiangming with a sad face, and pointed at the robot scissors.But the robot is a high-tech product brought by Qi Xiangming, and there is nothing to say about the artificial intelligence, so he immediately understood Huang Lai's meaning.Immediately, he took out the scissors and brushed them a few times, and the nails on the fingers pointed at the robot were cut clean.And all this happened in an instant.

After the nails were trimmed, Kise realized that he turned his head and looked at the robot scissors sweating.

Smiling, Scissors took out the scissors and waved them at Kise, Chi Guoguo's threat.

Kise: tat I want to go home...

Heizi thought silently, this is really similar to Captain Akashi.

Huang Lai, the early bird, was taught a lesson, and the other members of Miracle didn't dare to raise any opinions on the existence of this robot.But... there is one thing that still needs to be discussed.

Robotic scissors... where will they live after that?

After Heizi raised this question, the scene suddenly fell silent.Everyone's eyes fell on Akashi, glared at by Akashi's red and yellow pupils, and everyone looked at Qi Xiangming in unison.

The robot scissors immediately grabbed Akashi tightly with both hands, and there was a feeling of being inseparable until death.

Crowd: ...

Qi Xiangming spread his hands and said, "Following you can help you kill people. What's wrong with that? I didn't even charge you."

Everyone: I also want to ask you for mental damage fees!Take a dime!

There was a murderous look in Akashi's eyes, as if he would say "scissors, kill him" in the next second.Heizi suddenly asked, "Can he play basketball?"

Akashi's murderous aura subsided a little, and he looked at the robot scissors.

I saw the robot scissors twisting its neck, looking at Akashi strangely, making a rattling sound like a screw being stuck: "Basketball...is...what?" Then, both eyes turned upwards suddenly, 'Dizzy' in the past.

It crashed again.

Crowd: ...

Qi Xiangming frowned, took out a toolbox from his schoolbag, knocked on the back of the robot scissors' head, and... lifted its skull!

Although I know that Scissors is just a robot, but... its appearance is no different from that of a human being. Even if he holds Akashi's hands tightly, Akashi can still feel the body temperature similar to that of a human being. Exactly like a real human being.So when Qi Xiangming opened the head of a 'human' whose appearance was as good as that of a human, he instantly stunned the only girl, Momoi.

This scene is too scary.

Only Heizi was expressionless (actually already petrified), Akashi was indeed very calm, and the other miraculous people also turned pale when they saw Qi Xiangming's sturdy behavior.Fortunately, after opening the head, what they saw was densely packed various circuits and micro-displays, instead of the inside of the brain... Then everyone let out a long breath.But he still turned his head and didn't dare to look again.

Qi Xiangming modified the circuit inside while thinking about it, and then deleted and added a few programs. It took about ten minutes before he pretended to wipe off the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, looking very hard , Said to Akashi: "I added the functions of servant and housekeeper to him, he is now a killing machine that can do housework, perfect~"

Perfect you bastard!

Isn't this still a killing machine!

Does Akashi need a killing machine? He is a killing machine himself!Wait, something is wrong.

Akashi frowned, his face full of dissatisfaction: "Can you play basketball?"

Captain Akashi, your focus is wrong, hey!

"As long as you are willing to teach." Qi Xiangming put the head of the robot scissors back, and then knocked a few times: "Its learning ability is very powerful, and it can do anything you teach it." The implication is, Playing basketball is no problem.

Akashi nodded, somewhat satisfied.

"Tomorrow, start training." Akashi said: "No one is late."

Everyone in Miracle: I don’t want to go at all...

Kise raised his hand and pointed to his arm.

Akashi said: "One week."

Kise: Enough is enough.

It is a period of time to be able to hide for a while_(:3ゝ∠)_.

Losing a horse in a horse race is not a blessing~

Everyone immediately began to envy Kise.

That night, Aomine carried Momoi who had passed out on his shoulders, and parted from everyone.Go back to each house and find each mother.And the robot scissors was naturally taken away by Akashi, saying that he would try to adjust it first when he went back.That tone is very similar to the feeling of getting a new product and wanting to try a new function.

Qi Xiangming's answer is: Please do your best...

If the toss is broken, he can collect money in a fair manner when he repairs it.

I haven't made much money in this world now, and I will definitely be scolded by my elder brother when I go back.

Heizi saw Qi Xiangming automatically following behind him after the dismissal, and turned around to look at him suspiciously.

"Your mother invited me." Go to dinner.Qi Xiangming thought in his heart, such an invitation can never be too many.

Hei Zizhe also thought about it a little bit, remembering that two days ago, before Qi Xiangming left, he Ma Ma invited Sunday to come over for dinner, it seems... Dad is coming back.

It's just... What does Dad's coming back have to do with Qi Xiangming?Why did Ma Ma say that Dad wants to see him?See what kind of friends your son has made?

Unaware that his mother regarded him and Qi Xiangming as a couple, Heizi said, "Don't sell, don't take out your pile of junk."

Qi Xiangming: What is tattered!

Shit... for the food, he endured it!

Don't be forced to go back and eat the mess made by the machine!

Qi Xiangming gritted his teeth and nodded in agreement.

Heizi was finally satisfied, nodded, and returned home with Qi Xiangming.

When he opened the door, Heizi Mama saw that Heizi and Qi Xiangming came back together, his smiling face paused for a while, he turned around and touched his trembling little heart, took a deep breath, then turned around and showed a bigger smile.

Kuroko:? ?

Qi Xiangming:? ?

Heizi's mother, who didn't feel that her behavior just now was a little neurotic, smiled and said: "I'm back, come in quickly."

Heizi nodded, changed his shoes, and caught sight of his father's leather shoes as soon as he glanced at them.After hanging up his schoolbag and pulling it up to change into his slippers, Qi Xiangming dragged him into the living room to prevent someone from sneaking into the kitchen.

A short-haired man was sitting in the living room, majestically. When he saw Heizi pulling a young man by the hand and pulling him over, even if he was mentally prepared, his face was still stiff for a moment.

Heizi's father: I'm sorry dear, I haven't had a home for so long, and my son has become a crooked one unintentionally.

But first, son, can you not hold that hand so tight?His father is not the kind of person who makes things difficult for that boy!

But there are some things that need to be clarified.

For example, the child's family background.

Wait, is it okay not to ask first what is the relationship between the two children?

Heizi's father: How can you dare to ask your son directly, are you the same, are you strong against others... What should I do if I irritate him?

As for who will be stimulated by this sentence in the end... Hehe.

Heizi's father watched Heizi and Qi Xiangming greet him very naturally. Heizi's father nodded, but before he could speak, he just watched them walk past him to the bedroom in a daze.

Heizi's father: (Erkang hands)...Come back!I haven't said anything yet.Also, what are you doing in the bedroom?Even if you want... or something, at least wait until your parents are away, okay? !

Naturally, Heizi and Qi Xiangming didn't feel that there was anything wrong with going to the bedroom after greeting Heizi's father. After all, there was not only a bed in the bedroom, but also chairs, desks, and books.Teenagers who pass the time chatting and reviewing homework together, don't go to Heizi's room, do they still have to occupy a place in the living room?

The author has something to say:

another world:

Gangji: Hey...

Another Tsunayoshi Sawada: Well... why don't you call and explain?

Gangji: Called, no one answered QAQ

Another Sawada Tsunayoshi (hereafter referred to as Sawada): Ah... I really didn't expect that the ten-year rocket launcher would go wrong, ten years after bringing you from your world to mine...

Tsuna: It's all because of you ten years later...

Sawada: I don't know your lover ten years later, it's normal!How did I know that you would have a lover, obviously I have always been single... Reborn, compared to me in another world, I suddenly feel so miserable! QAQRebornX2: (Flying kick) Stupid Gang!

One person kicked one, and both Sawada Tsunayoshi fell to the ground at the same time.

Reborn No. 1: It's surprisingly the same on this point.

Reborn #2: They're all so stupid!