[Comprehensive] DEATH store

The actors are in place, first act! Action!

It starts with the scene where the vicious stepmother looks in the mirror.

Fortunately, Biyangqi was still wearing a blindfold, otherwise, Gangji felt that the first line of the prison temple would definitely be "Old sister... um... um..." and then fell down.

Biyangqi wore a long dress, brushed her long hair, raised her finger to the mirror and asked: "Hayato, Hayato, tell me, who is the most beautiful person in this world?"

Tsuna: You should be talking about the magic mirror, the magic mirror...

Yuji snorted coldly, and said loudly: "The most beautiful in this world is of course Judaime!"

#On the Aesthetics of a Loyal Dog#

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Tsuna Yoshi: =口=

"Go to hell!" Biyangqi punched the center of the mirror hard, and the mirror shattered with a loud snap. The prison temple slammed it hard, and said through gritted teeth: "This little thing is very important to the tenth generation. Right and left handed... um... um..." and fell down.

Bi Yangqi took off her blindfold...

Gang Yoshi: Killed the magic mirror in the first scene, the vicious stepmother, what do you want?

"No, Biyangqi. You have to follow the script." Reborn said.

"Okay ~ Reborn." Biyangqi turned her head and smiled like a flower.

Reborn waved his hand, and Yamamoto stepped forward to resist the fainted Gokuji from the stage.

"Then... I'll kill Snow White." Biyangqi said.

Tsuna Yoshi: Although it is a very normal line, but as soon as I contacted the content of the performance just now, I really wanted to grab the step-by-step Biyangqi mother's shoulder and ask her what is your logic? !

"Go! Kill Snow White!" Biyangqi pointed at Hunter Bailan Ren.

"YES, MYLORD." Bai Lan took off his hat with a smile and bowed halfway.

Tsunayoshi: This is not the line a hunter should say!

Stepmother Biyangqi is gone, and the next scene is the scene where the hunter takes Snow White into the jungle and then lets him go without permission.

Bai Lan raised her hand to hold Princess Bai Xue Qi Xiangming's hand, and kissed lightly: "Honey, would you like to travel far away with me, travel all over the world, and go to various places to cast foreheads..." Bai Lan stepped on a face. Dark green shoes.

Qi Xiangming grabbed the wig and said very unhappy: "Hurry up and take me to the forest, I don't have time to chat with you, I'm itching to death wearing this wig."

Tsuna Yoshi: It's rare to see such a princess actively looking for death...

Bai Lan took Qi Xiangming's foot away, then wiped the shoe prints on his face, without any annoyance, and said, "Okay..." There was a hint of grievance in her voice.

The two walked around the stage decently, and Hunter Bailan said, "It was your mother who wanted to kill you, but you are so cute..."

Bai Xue Qi Xiangming Princess sat down lazily, took off her wig, and squinted at Bai Lan while patting: "What's wrong, keep talking."

Bai Lan: What's the matter with the inexplicable want to cry?

Bai Lan chuckled and continued, "I'll take the deer heart and leave, you just... just let fate."

Gangji: Hello!Don't be so perfunctory all of a sudden!

Bai Lan looked around and asked Reborn, "Am I going to step off the stage empty-handed?"

"This is indeed missing, there is no actor to play the deer, and there is no preparation for the heart." Reborn's words were full of annoyance.

Tsuna Yoshi: You don’t have to be so serious if you act so badly!

"I have the heart." Qi Xiangming's eyes lit up, and he took out his small frog backpack: "Simulate the enemy's heart! Just engrave the enemy's name, date of birth and place of birth on the heart, and it will... ..."

"You don't need to worry about your heart! Let's move on to the next game!" Gang Ji hurriedly stepped onto the stage and pushed Bai Lan down, turned his head and stuffed the strange thing in Qi Xiangming's hand into his schoolbag, and then put the wig on for Qi Xiangming.

The next scene is Snow White's first encounter with...the three dwarfs.

Princess Baixue Qi Xiangming was lying on the floor covered with a white mattress, feeling as if she was waiting for the "luck" of the "dwarf".

Yamamoto and Ryohei entered the stage with Rambo in their arms.

"What a beautiful girl." Yamamoto said his lines with a smile.

"The limit is that she fetches water, washes and cooks for us!"

"Hulu~hulu~" From being frightened to fainting to falling asleep, Lan Bo has barely opened his eyes since he entered the theater.

Baixue Qi Xiangming Princess wakes up with a 'hum' (humming) (pretending to) turn around and take out two machine guns from the frog's backpack, pointing the guns at Yamamoto and making peace.

Two people: ...

Tsuna Yoshi: =口=

Is it okay to threaten/kill the dwarf right from the start?

Was Snow White supposed to be so cruel?It's a machine gun!

"These two guns are my latest modifications. They have three muzzles and can fire three bullets at a time! The burst speed is super fast! I won't introduce them one by one because there are too many advantages. You can build them after you use them! Also, I don't make them. meal."

Two people: "...we will do it." QAQ

Tsuna Yoshi: I can’t complain anymore.

Reborn Narrator: "Snow White lives happily with the dwarves!"

Gang Ji looked at the two being squeezed by Princess Bai Xue Qi Xiangming and was speechless.

Biyangqi entered the stage with a basket in her hand and pretended to knock on the door, but it was the new servant Yamamoto Dwarf who opened the door.

"Ahaha...we don't accept all kinds of promotions."

"No, I'm Snow White's stepmother." Biyangqi said, "I came to kill him."

"I see." Yamamoto turned his head and shouted with a smile: "Snow White, you are here."

Gangji: Hello!

"Understood." Bai Xue Qi Xiangming Princess responded loudly, raised her legs and said, "I want to have a hot meal before I come back!"

"Extreme understanding!" Another new servant, Liao Ping, who was kicking Qi Xiangming's leg, saluted.

Qi Xiangming walked up to Biyangqi, and Yamamoto stepped back with a smile, picked up the broom and swept the floor.

Suddenly feel that these two people are so pitiful: ==

"What's the matter?" Bai Xue Qi asked Princess Ming.

"Would you like to eat a delicious poisonous cake?" Biyangqi asked, dragging a cake in her hand, she didn't take it out of the basket at all, so the basket is just a decoration, right?

"I have prepared apples." Reborn said, "It seems that she used the apples to make cakes."

Tsuna: Is it necessary?

Qi Xiangming ate the cake without changing his expression. Biyangqi bit her nails and stared at his face, and then cursed in a low voice after a while.

She took out another cake and dropped it next time.

Take out the pie, Qi Xiangming dropped it.

take out...

"Enough!" Reborn pointed a gun at Qi Xiangming: "You're going to fall down now!" How about eating endlessly?

Qi Xiangming glanced at Reborn, and reluctantly lay down.

Reborn kicked Gangji: "It's your turn to play!"

Baixue Qi Xiangming Princess fell to the ground, Yamamoto and Liaoping chatted beside him...

Tsuna: Please pretend to cry, okay?Otherwise, this scene would be very weird!

Speaking of which, there was a kiss between Prince Charming and Snow White...

Gang Ji stared at Qi Xiangming's lips, and his heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

what to do?Do you really want to kiss me?So nervous!

Reborn didn't urge him either, and looked at Tsuna as if he was watching a show.

"Is Tsuna Kichi shy, ahaha..." Yamamoto said with a smile.

"Hmmm...Judaime." Gokuji, who had woken up in the audience, looked up and saw Tsuna Kichi standing on the stage in a white costume. He raised his hand and made a gesture: "Come on."

Biyangqi looked down at the jail temple: "Hayato, you're awake."

Biyangqi took off her blindfold and didn't put it on again. After rolling her eyes, she passed out again.

Tsuna Yoshi: ...

"Rapunzel is mine." Just when Gangji struggled for a long time and finally got enough courage to bow her head to kiss her, a man kicked open the door and said loudly, Gangji was so frightened that all her courage vented again.

"You're late, Skylark." Reborn said, "Also, it's Snow White."

Tsuna Yoshi: =口=

The author has something to say:

The gun word seems to have been deleted from the river crab library. It was still a word of mouth when it was previewed last time, but this time it doesn’t exist...

Well, this is more convenient and saves me from changing one by one ┑(￣U￣)┍This play is full of jokes from beginning to end, and Gang Ji-kun has been making complaints from beginning to end too. Congratulations on getting the title of Tucao Emperor !

And Skylark-san, you showed up too (not) at the right time!

Skylark: Of course, herbivores.