Raising the coffin to make a fortune [travel]

Wan Baylor thought this little stove was quite amusing, and looked down at the Spring Festival couplets in his hand. The first couplet was "God promises good things", the second couplet was "The lower realms will keep you safe." There was also a horizontal comment: "Wealthy".

After all, he is also a little pink in the circle of self-media writers. Although he is not an opponent of the Censorship Party, these ordinary things are still enjoyable, and the couplet is quite festive. Why is this horizontal comment so vulgar...

He was about to throw it into the trash can, but Jin Wenling stopped him and said, "The Stove King is a god that every household must enshrine. Don't take it lightly. It will be beneficial for him to give you this, so keep it."

After receiving the imperial decree, Wan Beile immediately unrolled the red-backed papers sprinkled with golden flowers and put them in his schoolbag.

Seeing that they had almost finished eating, Zhuzhu stood up and packed up her things and said, "Wei Chen will leave." She winked at Wan Baylor and said, "Send me out?"

The concubine knew that Su Hang had already passed the conversation, and the old man would definitely negotiate with her at this moment, so she nodded and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, brother will take you to the door to take a taxi, good boy." Saying goodbye to Jin Wenling.

When the two came out of the dormitory, they had to go through a long stone road to reach the school gate with a taxi stand. Zhuzhu took the lead and said, "I heard the mirror demon say that you have something to do with me."

"As expected of the ancestors, if you speak quickly, then I will not slander in front of the wise. Since Yu Taifu has all-powerful abilities, I want to ask you for two treasures."

"Oh?" Seeing that Wan Baylor was still being polite to him in his words, Zhuzhu knew that this kid must have something bad in his heart.

"What treasure, tell me."

"I want to get the treasure scroll and treasure book that was conferred on the empress when Wen Ling was the emperor."

"You!" Zhuzhu suddenly stopped in her tracks, and her innocent eyes became stern at this moment, staring fiercely at Wan Baylor.

"The mother of a queen must have a pure yin body, but you, as a man, want to mess up the harem, it's just ridiculous!"

Wan Baylor saw that there was no one around, squatted down with a smile, sat on an equal footing with Zhuzhu, and smiled in his ear: "Teacher, I know why you are so angry, because I did what you wanted to do but didn't dare to do." thing, right?"

"...!"

Zhuzhu felt that her [-]-year-old xinxing had been cultivated in vain, and she fell off the chain several times to this brat, but his eyes were too poisonous, and he could see the world's sophistication clearly. Among the many children, she only calculated that this person's fate was suitable. , and not without reason.

He took a deep breath and said, "Qi'er died before she was a man, and she has not yet become an empress, so the treasure scroll and book were also buried in the imperial mausoleum, and the whole husband and wife were buried. Now you and I want this, where can I get it for you."

Wanbeile jumped up again, and walked forward. After a while, he turned around and smiled at Zhuzhu: "That's your business, but I still want to remind you, if I don't see you during the Chinese New Year For these two things, don’t blame me for not helping you with the matter of taking advantage of others’ danger and forcibly seizing them.”

"...!" Zhuzhu's heart twitched violently. At that time, Yuliangwan was seriously injured and unconscious, and his soul was taken away by Xia Wuzheng's puppet. It's not that he didn't think about it, because this almost perfect body was originally his. The body that was carefully prepared for himself was only due to the large amount of mana spent in escorting Jin Wenling across the journey in the early stage, which made his method of chaos and chaos deviate.

Originally thought that the little bastard passed out and didn't know it, but it turned out that Guixi's independent consciousness all remembered this matter.In Jin Wenling's apartment, the master and the apprentice had a long talk all night, and finally solved his knot about the death of his younger brother. Now that he knows that he has to deal with the person he loves, he is afraid of Qi'er I can't forgive myself anymore...

Wan Baylor looked at his reaction, and laughed conceitedly: "Little bastard, don't think that you can count on Lao Tzu after you have lived for 400 years. I still don't know where to turn my muscles!"

Zhuzhu stopped, let out a long breath, and nodded as if admitting defeat: "Okay, around New Year's Eve, you will get what you want. Yu Liangwan, I, Zhang Tingshu, have convinced you!"

He looked up at Wan Baylor's triumphant face, bent his knees, and knelt down straight.

Before Wan Belle could react, he scratched the auto-report paper on his head, accepted his big gift carelessly, and said with a smile, "Oh, get up quickly, why are you so polite..."

A clear sky, a memory of Jiao Lei.

Wan Baylor was seriously injured this time. Lightning poured in from the top of his head, and his internal organs were injured to varying degrees, and some of them had already been crushed. The part really didn’t cause any harm, and healed up before returning to the dormitory, but it still looked bloody, his face was scorched black, and there was still green smoke on his curly hair. They were brainwashed one by one.

The concubine stopped working when she returned to the dormitory, and started crying like a little lover competing for favor: "Jin Wenling! Your master beat me, what do you think about this matter! My life is so miserable, woo woo woo... ..."

Although Jin Wenling has been the emperor for several years since the young lord ascended the throne, but only now did she realize the difficulties of the former emperor, and there were only a few close people around her, so they made a fuss for a while. Unable to live in peace, there were three thousand beauties in the father's empress palace back then, no wonder he passed away so early...

Su Hang watched Wan Baylor, who was about to jump up to 1.9 meters tall, crying pear blossoms and raining, and goosebumps all over his body, he couldn't bear it anymore, and hid in the mirror of the bathroom to avoid the limelight.

Jin Wenling was a clean freak, and always carried medical disinfectant wipes with her, but this time they came in handy. She helped Qian Beile sit on a chair, and gently wiped away the blood all over his body.

"If you don't recruit him, how can he plot against you? Tai Tu is not an unreasonable person."

"You, you, you, you are still protecting him! Ouch..." The alcohol on the wipes stung the wound, and Wan Baylor exclaimed exaggeratedly. "You obviously enjoyed my body yesterday, but now you're turning your elbows out? Scumbag...huh..."

Jin Wenling gave him a blank look, and said in her heart that she didn't know who enjoyed who, but judging from yesterday's situation, she was really comfortable with it, her face flushed slightly, suppressing her thoughts.

"Don't let me catch him again, otherwise, heh heh..." Wan Baylor said still gnashing his teeth.

"Why do you always want to catch people's handles?"

"To make him afraid of me." Wan Baylor said naturally.

"Look, this is the difference between you and the Taifu." After Jin Wenling finished speaking, she still touched the wound on his forehead lovingly, and it healed after a while.

"Can I be the same as him? He hasn't grown all his hair yet. He has a wicked heart and courage, and he doesn't have the tools to commit crimes!"

Jin Wenling sighed and shook her head: "That's not what I'm talking about. You only want people to be afraid of you, but the Taifu doesn't want others to be afraid of him. He likes others to respect him."

"Oh, I know that. Intellectuals are poor and smelly. It's his advantage that he grows slowly. Otherwise, he would have been killed 860 times in the catastrophe of the imperial capital."

"That's not necessarily the case, as long as others are afraid of you, you don't know that they don't dare to do anything in front of you, but they still want to talk about you behind your back, attack you, and trip you up, especially if you are in the circle. To be number one in the circle is because no one is afraid of him, but respects him."

"..."

"People who respect him are not only superficially obedient, but also dare not do anything behind their backs. Even when they are alone in a room, as long as they have a slight complaint against him, they have to reflect on themselves and repent. This is what makes a person powerful. Go up, attack the city as the bottom, otherwise why would the word 'respect' come first in the word reverence?"

Wan Baylor staggered and shook his head when he heard it, but it was really the case. It seemed that this Zhuzhu was really two brushes, even though he couldn't compare with him.

"When I was young, my Taifu always said to me that 'the benevolent is invincible', because no matter how powerful you are, if you do things unreasonably, you will end up looking at the flowers in the fog and looking at the moon in the fog, which is useless. How powerful was the Dayuan back then, and it almost ruled the world , but there is no luck for a hundred years, that's the reason, understand?"

Wan Belle nodded very teachably, took the wet towel from Jin Wenling's hand, wiped his face, and suddenly tilted his head and said, "Mimi, you said that you should behave in accordance with common sense, but why do you still acquiesce in our relationship in the circle?" ?”

Jin Wenling lowered her head to help him wipe the wound, and said helplessly, "Because I like you." He looked up into Qian Baylor's eyes: "For you, I am not afraid of violating universal values."

Concubine Wan swallowed, feeling that she was the happiest man in the world.He blushed and pointed to his crotch: "Mimi, do you think this is God's will? The thunder just now split through my sky cap, and I fell to the ground at once. I went out from there, it seems to be bleeding right now, man, your dragon saliva can heal wounds, can it... ah!"

Su Hang was sheltering from the limelight in the mirror, listening to the two people chatting tenderly, suddenly, for some unknown reason, Wan Baylor's screams sounded like killing a pig, he got out of the mirror, and he didn't dare to push back After leaving the door, I hid in the bathroom and eavesdropped, only to hear the concubine Wan howling, "Mimi be gentle, Mimi is gone"...

Is this the rhythm of being counterattacked?Just as Suhang was thinking, the door of the bathroom was suddenly opened, and Jin Wenling looked at him with a sinking face, blood was all over his clothes.

"You help him clean up, I'll go back first."

His Majesty the Emperor took out a wet towel, wiped the blood on his face in front of the mirror, wiped his blood-stained hands, and drove back to the palace in a noble and glamorous manner.

Su Hang poked his head out from the bathroom, and saw Wan Baylor being beaten so hard that he covered his stomach and hummed on the ground.Seeing his appearance, he said angrily, "What are you looking at, I haven't seen Yizhanghong before!"