Raising the coffin to make a fortune [travel]

Wan Baylor squinted his eyes and looked at the pair of unscrupulous people in front of him, and then took a sneak peek around, but he didn't see the hidden camera. What kind of prank show is this? After two cosplayers came over, he thought scare yourself...

Hei Wuchang's tongue was stuffed into his mouth by Bai Wuchang in a hurry, and he also put away his ghostly appearance. He was actually a wicked and handsome young man. Looking at Wan Baylor's stupid face, he said with a smile: "Guixi, you The cost of this relationship is quite high."

Wan Baylor saw that this man was quite vicious in appearance, and would flirt with the white-clothed boy beside him from time to time, and he immediately became tired of it. He was just at the beginning of love, impulsive and sensitive, and he took all the school-age men and women in the world plus large animals. They are all classified as their own rivals in love. Now seeing that the cosplayer in black looks like Huang Jingxiang, he is not angry at all.

Regardless of whether it was black or white, the two balls of Samadhi real fire in his hands were thrown towards his flowery and jade-like face.

"Murder!"

Hei Wuchang howled, and hugged Bai Wuchang, his movements were very delicate, obviously he was holding Xiao Bai in his arms and escorting him to a safe place, but he acted as if he was pulling him as a shield, the two After the person stood still, he cowered and hid behind Bai Wuchang.

"Sister, he hit me..." Hei Wuchang said with an aggrieved face.

"Doubi, have you watched "Bad People" too much? You can't tell the difference between the male and the female? When you get back to the Senluodian dormitory, I will kill you immediately!"

"Okay!" Hei Wuchang looked expectant, that kind of shameless look is quite the demeanor of Wan Baylor's youth...

Bai Wuchang said it anyway, he still protected his colleagues behind him with great loyalty, stood up and said to Wan Baylor: "I'm talking about Guixi, don't you know what's good or bad."

Wan Baylor felt awkward watching these two flirtatiously, but he didn't want to do it when he saw this little guy choking on him. Worry has no place to be harsh, and now that some people are going straight to the point of the gun, I am happy to use them to make things worse.

At the moment when the sword was on the verge of breaking out, Suhang's skin fluttered down from the clothesline and jumped to the ground. His whole body swelled up like an inflatable doll, with one foot inserted between the black-eyed chickens on both sides.

"Don't, don't, don't, three old and four young, all the bosses, my own people, my own people..."

He came forward and tugged on Wan Baylor's sleeves, and whispered with his eyebrows lowered: "These two are the famous black and white impermanence, and they have lived for too long to become fine. I heard that they like to watch domestic cartoons recently." Turned back to say hello and slime.

Hei Wuchang looked cynical, and he was quite good at being a human being. He pulled Xiaobai who had exploded his hair behind him, cupped his hands and said: "Well, we don't know each other. This time we two brothers worked overtime. , It’s just to wipe the ass of the basket you poked out, who knows that you are not only ungrateful, but also run on people like this, no wonder my brother is angry.”

Seeing that he was being polite, Wan Baylor waved his hands and said, "It's easy to say, but what kind of trouble did I make?" After speaking, he looked at Su Hang blankly.

The latter gave him a blank look: "What are you saying, they came to me today to confiscate my demon mirror, I heard that there..." He pointed to the ground, shivering all over his body: "Run away One hundred thousand evil spirits!"

"Hey!" Wan Baylor was also excited all over, he scratched his curly hair and said, "Is the Spring Festival holiday over there?"

"You big-headed ghost on holiday, it's because you blow up the puppet world." Bai Wuchang said angrily.

"The puppet world is a place where many immortal souls come out to YY collectively. They spend a period of life there that is neither yin nor yang. After they settle their minds, they will be wiped out and reincarnated. You are fine, without further ado Blow up one of the worlds in the ten directions, do you really think that you are a nuclear weapon? Do you know that the other end of the puppet world leads directly to Wangxiangtai, and will arrive at Wangchuan in the future."

Wan Baylor shook his head blankly: "I haven't died before, so I don't know."

Speaking of this, Heiwuchang burst into a burst of nonsensical laughter: "It's really you, Guixi, after you blew up the puppet world, the earthquake spread to our place, hahaha...Meng Po'er was selling beautiful soup by the river, but Wang Chuan There was a tsunami, and the old lady plunged headlong into the water, and now she doesn’t even know her own mother, so we had to send other official apes to sell soup, alas...the business is not easy to do.”

Wan Baylor looked at the two brothers, black and white, and suddenly felt that if he sold them to the Deyun Club, he would definitely make a fortune, and maybe he wouldn't even have to do acting...

While these good friends were talking and laughing at Yanyan, the door of the dormitory was opened.Everyone was excited, if the dormitory supervisor came to check the dormitory, it happened that there was no need to bother, the master is here, if you are scared to death, you can just pick him up.

After seeing the person's face clearly, Wan Baylor let out a long breath, ran over and grabbed his hand and asked, "Mimi, didn't you say that you can't sleep well here and go home?" ?”

Jin Wenling glanced at the atmosphere of the tea party in the room, turned around and closed the door softly, and waved the thermos cup in front of Wan Baylor's eyes. "Didn't you just say that you want to drink the broth from Hongbinlou?"

Wan Baylor's knees softened and he wanted to kneel down to thank him, but in front of so many people, he still couldn't hold back his face as the leader, so he blushed and reached out to take it, and whispered something in Jin Wenling's ear.

Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai over there would look at the air, and when they saw the purple air on Jin Wenling's head, they knew it was a real dragon. Stand with hands down.Hei Wuchang stabbed Suhang's ass from underneath, and the latter reacted immediately, gagging: "My lord, the Holy One and the Empress should rest, we also have things to deal with, so we will leave first."

As she said that she was about to kneel down, Jin Wenling waved her hand and said, "Wait a minute, the two respectful officers will stop, and Suhang will step back." The mirror demon's hair was all over, and he dared not refuse, and disappeared without a trace. .

The identity of black, white and impermanent is rather embarrassing. According to the three cardinal principles and five constant rules, they are naturally inferior to Jin Wenling, but Yin and Yang are different, so it is difficult to distinguish between superior and inferior, so we had to come forward to meet the ceremony according to the standard of Yan Jun in the Ten Temples. He said, "The servant is serving me, I don't know what the nobleman has ordered."

Wan Baylor squinted his eyes and watched this group of people switch between ancient Chinese and modern Chinese with ease, thinking that if this was recorded, it would definitely be a living textbook of ancient Chinese.

Jin Wenling narrowed her peach blossom eyes and looked at the pair of Haier brothers: "I heard that the puppet world has leveled off, I'm afraid you two are here to arrest souls in the Yang world?"

The two looked at each other, nodded and said, "Exactly."

Jin Wenling smiled slightly, and walked a few steps closer to them: "I don't care about others, only the soul of Xia Wuzheng, I want him to stay behind the Yin Mountain forever, so that he will not be reborn forever."

Black and White Impermanence Ever since the puppet world was blown up, the ins and outs of the matter have been investigated for a long time, and it is like a mirror in my heart. Now hearing Jin Wenling say this, I can only sigh in my heart that the little feelings in love are terrible.

But this underworld is not comparable to the underworld, it is not a place to use power to oppress people, although Xia Wuzheng is wrong, but the crime does not end here, and they are just low-level government apes, there is nothing they can do about such a big event.

Hei Wuchang is better at being a human being. He knows that dealing with high-level people should not be head-to-head. He must flaunt the opponent for a while, and then pretend to be pitiful. He is afraid that the matter will pass. The living souls of several loyal ministers and generals appeared.

"Oh my god, Taigong Wang!" Hei Wuchang tremblingly looked at the majestic old man's whip, this is just a joke, it will take 3000 years of practice, is it just a joke?

"Qin Shubao, Yuchi Jingde..." Bai Wuchang's voice also sounded faintly, the tone was full of fear, this is the master of "Go to Quantai to recruit the old department, and kill Yama with a hundred thousand flags", let alone Even the Lord Yan of the Ten Palaces may not be their opponent.

"My lord, my two brothers are light-hearted. Although there is loyalty in this matter, there is no power to return to heaven. Please forgive me. The servant will return to the underworld and will definitely pass on the will of the lord to the emperor Yan Luo. As for how the widow will deal with it, It’s really not within my authority…”

After listening to the general idea, Wan Baylor understood about 80% of it in stumbles. He thought that Bai Wuchang's words were impeccable. Regardless of how arrogant he was just now, he still has two brushes after doing errands for a long time...

Jin Wenling also seemed to be satisfied with this plan, and waved her hand to tell them to leave.Turning around, the two of them were left in the lively dormitory just now.

In the darkness, Jin Wenling's eyes flickered faintly, looking at Wan Baylor who was a little at a loss, he smiled, stretched out his hand and unscrewed the lid of the thermos cup, took out the tableware that came with Hongbinlou, and scooped it up. A spoonful of broth was passed to Qianbaile's lips.

The concubine dared not take it, she had to open her mouth even if it was poison, she quickly swallowed it, and swallowed it with a grunt.

"Distressed?" Jin Wenling raised her eyebrows, and sat lazily on Yu Liangwan's seat.

With a plop, Wan Baylor's knees softened and he knelt down, laying on Jin Wenling's knees and refusing to get up: "The concubine will never dare!"

Jin Wenling nodded in satisfaction, put the broth on his seat, stood up and was about to leave, but just as he was about to touch the doorknob, suddenly the door of the entire dormitory began to be covered with rocks creaking and creaking. The wall became thicker and thicker, forcing Jin Wenling to retreat a few steps, and suddenly fell into Wan Baylor's arms.

He bit his ear, with a teasing tone in his tone: "You just want to leave after shaking off the prestige of the court?" Jin Wenling struggled tentatively, and found that she couldn't get rid of his restraint at all.

"Wen Ling, I sealed this place with a rock from his mountain, please call out this time and let me listen." He reached into his clothes wantonly, and pulled the snow-white shirt out of his trousers come out.

I was born too late, so naive. This broken stone looks servile, but it is actually a thousand-year-old fox. For thousands of years, every war on the land of China has never been instigated by him. Tired of living in a capital city, trying to find a way to travel in another place, and finally came up with the change of dynasty... Jin Wenling thought a little desperately before she was immersed in the pleasure.