The distance between you and me is 0.01 meters

"Ah, by the way, do you want to eat hot pot?" When Fang Guangji said this, he happily poured half a bowl of Maodu into the pot.

Haidilao's business has always been booming, and Fang Guangji was in a good mood in the midst of the hustle and bustle of the world, washing his belly in a good mood. The look of serious thinking just now is fleeting, and the shelf life is shorter than the love cycle of modern people.

I don't know if he really has a big heart, or if he keeps this matter in his heart.

Hua Cai observed him through the steaming hot pot, and said after a while, "Is someone messing with you? Do you have a clue?"

Fang Guangji still had that frivolous look, took a sip of beer and said, "Brother Cai, you don't have to worry about me."

The tone is sincere.

Huacai is very easy to understand, if you say something that makes him uncomfortable, he will immediately throw a black face at you.

Huacai stuck her chopsticks on a pile of boiled potatoes and said indifferently, "Fang Guangji, you should at least trust me. I haven't hurt you."

As far as Hua Cai is concerned, Fang Guangji's reaction of avoiding talking about it now makes him angry for no reason.

It's like a well-meaning person is inexplicably regarded as a thief by others, and he seems to be walking on the road in a good manner, and irrelevant people suddenly jump three meters away from you in an exaggerated manner, and treat you as a virus.

all in all.

Huacai clearly felt that Fang Guangji wanted to avoid him in this matter.

But flowers are not happy.

It was one thing for him to dump Fang Guangji, if Fang Guangji dumped him, then he would explode.

It's actually been blown up once.

It was as early as the time when Fang Guangji disappeared without a sound.

After confirming Fang Guangji's disappearance that year, Huacai went back to his hometown. The first thing he did was to kick down the door of Fang Guangji's house, remove all the worthless things in his house, and drag them all away. Go out and sell it for money.

A broken TV, a bulky old-fashioned microwave oven, and a washing machine. This is the most valuable three-piece set in Fang Guangji's family.

From this, you can see that Hua Cai is definitely not the one who is wronged in ordinary novels and only knows how to cry and sell miserably.

——He even wanted to deduct the tiles on the wall of Fang Guangji's house and sell them for money.

All in all, that time Huacai went back to his hometown in a rage, one was to resolve the emotional dispute between his mother and his mother's unknown boyfriend, and the other was to get rid of all the valuable things in Fang Guangji's house and sell them for money .

Of course, there was also a bit of self-deprecation, thinking that if Fang Guangji came back and found that everything was gone, he would call the police, and the police would find Huacai, which would save Huacai the effort of finding someone again.

As a result, the wish did not come true.

Fang Guangji disappeared anyway.

Quietly.

Flowers hate this feeling.But now, at this moment, the man's obvious avoidance made Huacai recall the bewilderment and helplessness he felt back then, and his anger was like a boiling pot, as if it was about to explode.

Others don't know Huacai's temper, at most they think that his face is just a little dark at the moment.

But who is Fang Guangji? After so many years of scrambling in the muddy field of the entertainment industry, his eyes for seeing people have been trained to a higher level than his professional acting career. It was already ten seconds before the countdown to the nuclear bomb explosion, Fang Guangji didn't dare to be poor, he threw away his chopsticks, raised his hand in surrender and said: "Okay, okay, someone wants to fuck me, it's normal, who in the entertainment circle There are not many enemies."

Huacai's expression was still the same, Fang Guangji knew that his temper hadn't eased at all.

So, he scooped up a spoonful of prawn slips for Huacai and served him sesame paste. After doing all this, Fang Guangji said, "I don't want to drag you into this. You know a lot, and it's not good for you. It's not good for me either."

Huacai was furious: "Oh, you hate me, don't you? Then don't come to me cheeky back then."

As soon as he opened his mouth, he was the old onmyoji.

There was a row of cold sweat on the back of Fang Guangji's head, and he denied it categorically: "Only Brother Cai, you look down on me, and I will never despise Brother Cai." tomato pot.

By the way, I asked the waiter to add some soup.

Huacai saw Fang Guangji like this, it was almost the same as back then.In their younger grades, it was about the age when the green teenagers, bicycles in white shirts, whizzed by on the mottled concrete road.

As long as Hua Cai and Fang Guangji quarrel, it will become like this.

Flowers get angry.Fang Guangji was very calm, doing what to do while licking.

Sometimes the two of them are at home, and Fang Guangji admits his mistakes while repairing his broken washing machine.

Sometimes outside, Fang Guangji broke open Wangwang crushed ice and handed half of it to Huacai, while saying, "It's really not what you think. Come, the yogurt flavor is your favorite."

Hua Cai has nothing to do with this kind of person.

Hua Cai has nothing to do with this kind of brazen skin.

Now too.

No matter how eccentric he was, Fang Guangji was still smiling. When the eggs in the pot were cooked and turned into a soft sun, Fang Guangji said, "Here, eat while it's hot."

...It is exactly the same as the virtue of "here, yogurt flavor" back then.

Huacai: ...

Fang Guangji scooped up an egg for himself, and then he had the time to say, "The biggest problem with you is that you think you can handle everything by yourself. Just like what happened to Zhu Mulang this time, I don't need to think about it. , you must be the first to stand up to appease the group of employees."

Huacai didn't speak.

Because he felt that it was meaningless to defend in front of Fang Guangji.

That person's vision of seeing through others' hearts is so vicious that he has no friends.

"But you don't have the ability to inquire about this kind of news yourself. In the end, you can only bite the bullet and come to me." Fang Guangji said, "What I mean is—don't take care of this mess, just like Your mother, I also have the same attitude. Now it's my turn, and I still have the same attitude. "

If possible, I hope that Huacai will be safe and sound, relying on her talent and skills to earn money in a solid manner, and eat with peace of mind.

For Fang Guangji, this is the best ending he expected.

Even better than the so-called "two people live and die together".

All Fang Guangji did was to push Huacai away, to a place where it would not be affected by any vibrations.

Even now that he is close to Huacai, he has maintained a certain speed and set a melting point for himself.

If the melting point is reached, he will leave Huacai without hesitation.

Even this time, he knew that Huacai would never forgive him again, so it didn't matter.

Because the world is safe with double law,

——I read this sentence from some third-rate, fourth-rate, fifth-rate, or six-rate online novel, but I don’t remember it, but this sentence reveals a deep unwillingness and helplessness towards people and things, the world, and everything Compromising with himself miraculously resonated with Fang Guangji, who was basically heartless, and made him firmly remember these half sentences in his mind.

The second half doesn't make sense.

At that time, Xiaofang threw the book away, thinking so.

Jump back in time to the present.

Fang Guangji picked all the things that Huacai liked to eat into another clean bowl, then handed them to him, and said with a smile: "It's useless for you to be angry, you know best, I have this kind of personality. Stubborn stand up……"

"Grass." Huacai cursed in a low voice.

The relationship between the two of them is too complicated.

They are friends, former lovers, but also relatives who have depended on each other for many years.

Just as Fang Guangji couldn't let go of Huacai, Huacai couldn't let go of this guy with a strange brain circuit.

In Huacai's heart, Fang Guangji is Fang Guangji first, and the other person with tags such as "the bastard who betrayed him", "seems like a very popular star", and "stupid".

To be honest, those tags always felt a sense of strangeness to Hua Cai, and Hua Cai couldn't confirm what kind of person Fang Guangji was through those tags.

So back then, no matter whether Fang Guangji disappeared or disappeared, Huacai believed that she had betrayed her.

Or, they accidentally learned that this person is actually a star, and then realized that he was everywhere in the streets and alleys,

It was still when we met, but from the bottom of my heart, I felt that this guy was a pure idiot.

Either way.

For Huacai, these cognitions are not comprehensive.

There is a sense of distance.

until--

Until Fang Guangji himself appeared in front of him again, until the other party showed his cunning, thick-skinned and indescribable nature.

Fang Guangji is Fang Guangji.

It was Fang Guangji whom I had known for more than ten years.

That is, in Hua Cai's life, the guy who spent more than half of Hua Cai's life together.

Hua Cai has no way to calm down to such a guy.

It's like the left hand of a person can't dislike the right hand.

"I'll take care of the matter, you just need to give me the information of those people." Fang Guangji said, touching his chin, and said suddenly: "Since they know where you live, I suggest you move. All expenses will be borne by you." I bear it, after all, this is something I provoked."

In two or three sentences, the next road has been arranged.

First of all, Huacai moved.

Then, Fang Guangji went to investigate.

Then, nothing happened to the flowers.

It should have been so.

It stands to reason.

but--

But according to Hua Cai's character, if he agrees, there will be ghosts.

The rebelliousness in Huacai's heart is no less than Fang Guangji's.Otherwise, he wouldn't be friends with someone like Fang Guangji, and it can even be said that the other party is the only friend with the same temperament as him.

Both of them could feel the arrogance in the other's bones.

It's just that one hangs on his face, like a flower talent in school days, with a stinky face all day long and ignores everyone; the other hides in his heart, but on the surface he smiles at everyone.

Speaking of which, the average person should have been moved by Fang Guangji's sincere tone, and by the way, wondered if he was forcing this poor man who had suffered too much and planned to bear it himself.

But in Hua Cai's eyes, it's all fart.

If one person can solve the problem, why did God pinch two people out.

From the point of view of atheism, if you have the ability to reproduce parthenogenesis, why do you still engage in mitosis?

Hua just took a bite of the brown sugar glutinous rice cake, and in Fang Guangji's caring eyes of "look at how delicious this child eats", said coldly: "I even take care of my mother, do you think I can leave you alone?" Is it? I am the Virgin, you know that."

Generally speaking, the word "Holy Mother" has nothing to do with flowers.

It is true that Huacai's subordinates have seen the glorious light from behind Huacai, but that is because 1. Huacai is standing in front of the window, and behind him is the golden sun that is rising. 2. Huacai takes Whipping them to work overtime with whips, those overtime dogs finally had hallucinations, mistakenly thinking that either they ascended to heaven, or Hua Cai, the dog leader, became a Buddha one step ahead of them—after all, Hua Cai himself was also working overtime continuously. It's hard to say.

But there is only one person who thinks that the flower is the Holy Mother from the bottom of his heart.

Only one person has ever labeled a flower with this word.

——There are too many people labeling Huacai, such as the child of a murderer, the son of a whore, such a good student who pretends to be a good student, and such a brat who deserves to be beaten.

After going to work, there are more nicknames such as "Hua Papi" and "Not Ren".

All of the above, all give people a feeling of brutal exploitation, which is completely incompatible with the word "Holy Mother".

The tone is wrong.

It stands to reason so.

But Fang Guangji was there one day, probably when they had just finished physical education class, and the two of them carried the ball box one after the other, and returned a lot of basketball, football, table tennis and various balls to the equipment room.

Originally, Hua Cai was staring at Fang Guangji's back absent-mindedly. His school uniform was not properly put on, and the collar was bent in a piece, and it was tied into his neck abruptly. Hua Cai, who had obsessive-compulsive disorder, felt uncomfortable and was about to find For a reason, Tie Hanhan, who was walking in front, put down the basketball hoop so that he could tidy up his collar.

Suddenly, Fang Guangji said: "Brother Cai, you are a super virgin."

Headless.

He didn't even have the context to understand why this sentence appeared on this occasion - after all, he hadn't said that he would help Fang Guangji straighten his collar.

The venomous sun shone on the two of them until their lips became parched.

Huacai stopped unconsciously because he heard the inexplicable comments. When he stopped, Fang Guangji who was carrying the boxes together had to stop too.

However, Fang Guangji did not further explain why he said that just now.

Maybe, it was just Fang Guangji talking to himself, and Hua just happened to overhear him.

In short, although a long time passed in the senses, the two tool people actually took a nap and had a one-second dream.

It was as if Fang Guangji was just talking in his sleep.As for Huacai, she only heard a ridiculous comment in her dream.

"Let's go, the teacher has urged you."

Dreams are like mirrors that have been hit, breaking in an instant.The enchantment of the dream also disappeared, and the two returned to reality at once.

It's that ridiculous.

The two people who had come to a sudden standstill just now because of Fang Guangji's words, now looked like robots that had resumed their functions or were charged with electricity, clicking, clicking, humming, and continuing to fulfill their mission—to put the physical education class on the table. The equipment was sent back to the equipment room - this matter was over.

What just happened.

Just that dreamlike evaluation.

It seems to be just, illusory, short-lived sleepwalking.

It was so short that it lasted only a second.

……

despite this.

Huacai returned home that day, so she still tried to figure out what Fang Guangji meant.

Call yourself the Virgin?

But he didn't think he was easy to bully.

After much deliberation, Huacai covered her face with the old and patched quilt, forgot about it, and turned off the lights to sleep.

But who knows why, Huacai can remember this evaluation for so long.

Even at this juncture, such a sentence popped out suddenly.

Fang Guangji was stunned. He covered his mouth and asked furtively as if he had done something wrong: "I said that again!?"

The attitude is less like "How could I say something like that" and more like "I actually said what was on my mind!?"

Huacai became angry when he saw his expression, and Fang Guangji's ease in this aspect always made people angry.

In short, Huacai said: "Since you also agree that I am the Holy Mother, then you should foresee that I will not interfere."

Huacai was very impatient when he said this, as if he was explaining to Fang Guangji a math problem that he should be able to do in fifth grade.

Fang Guangji smiled and said, "You can't control it, you even come to me for Zhu Mulang's affairs."

This was right, Huacai was silent for a while.

Half a day later, Fang Guangji felt that his speech was too harsh. He was planning to build a Great Wall for Huacai to use as a step. He was preparing to organize his speech when Huacai suddenly raised his head, with an inexplicable expression on his face, and said surprisingly: "You know How many times did you mention Jumoran tonight?"

This nonsensical question is not inferior to Fang Guangji's erratic "Our Lady Incident".

Fang Guangji was also stopped by the question, and suddenly froze there.

Then Huacai said coldly: "If you're jealous, just tell me what you want to do. You should do things for me, because you still owe me money. You still owe me something. What if I asked you to do something?"

Fang Guangji's jaw dropped to the ground.It's not because of the forced prostitution-like remarks in the second half of these words, but because of the light half of the sentence before.

——He refused to let Huacai find out that he was jealous so nakedly.

And it's eating the vinegar of the former second-generation rich and second-generation power whose family was down and cold.

Disgrace Fang Guangji.

Fang Guangji has always been able to make others jealous of him, how could he...

Fang Guangji's brain suddenly exploded into a chemical reaction, and countless bullet screens popped up, brushing them in bold, bold and highlighted words: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.I'm not jealous.What is vinegar.I don't know what vinegar is.If I don't admit it, it means nothing.

And so on.

Fang Guangji is by no means a person without self-respect.

As I said before, both he and Huacai have their own arrogance.It's just that Fang Guangji is used to keeping his posture low, making others mistakenly think that he is not aggressive, just like Zhang Ning's first impression of him was just a fool from the mountains who was easy to bully.

But unless the idiot from the mountains is open, can he climb to Fang Guangji's position today just by being idiot?

He has gone through all the awards that Guoneng can get like a traversal algorithm. He has also won the honors that foreign Chinese rarely get. In terms of work, it has basically been leak-free and no mistakes have been made.

To be able to become like this in the entertainment industry, without a dirty heart, I am afraid it is very difficult to do, but with a dirty heart and pretending to be stupid, it must be the arrogance in his bones that supports him, allowing him to attack cities step by step without the inadvertence of others .

Right now, Fang Guangji felt that his mask was easily broken by flowers.

He suspects that Hua is specially here to beat him.

Fang Guangji cleared his throat, coughed, looked around uncomfortably, and argued, "...Don't talk nonsense, I never mentioned him. I'm definitely not jealous."

Hua Cai sneered, and stopped eating, and simply sat there with arms crossed, staring at him, and Hua Cai's expression said it all: You continue, and I'll just sit here quietly and watch your performance.

Fang Guangji couldn't help it now, and said awkwardly: "...well, I'm jealous. The main one is Zhu Mulang, his private life is not clean, my brother, stay away from him, that kind of person, watch more You will get STDs at a glance!"

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The co-author has also investigated Zhu Mulang, good guy.You even checked your private life, didn't you?

Fang Guangji said again: "—and I think he is interested in you."

"Crazy, you think everyone is the same as you, and you don't pick people." Huacai said coldly.

These words are a bit like killing [-] enemies and harming [-].

Because these words trampled on Fang Guangji's dog virtue that he could have fun with a piece of meat, but on the other hand, he didn't give much positive comments on that piece of meat.

Fang Guangji wiped off his sweat, and said, "No, no, I'm still picky, brother Cai, you don't know anything about your own charm."

Huacai rolled her eyes: "Can you stop licking it? Can you talk about business? I'll take care of your business. Otherwise, do you think I designed that program out of boredom?"

Fang Guangji paused, with disbelief and unexpected joy on his face.

For the time being, he still found himself a step down, before he got too obvious, he asked: "Brother Cai, that app is for me...?"

"That's right," Hua Cai said frankly, "I can't help you with other aspects, but I know more or less about hardware security and network security."

This is modest.

I don't know a little bit.

It was the degree to which the tutor cried and wanted Hua Cai to stay in school to help him do research.

To the extent that Zhu Mulang offered a salary that was three times higher than the market price and invited him over.

Fang Guangji said: "...Alas!!!"

After all, he drank half a pint of beer in one gulp.

Huacai was struck by lightning and said, "So what."

After Fang Guangji finished drinking, his face was flushed, and he began to emit a star halo unconsciously. Stars, the sun, the Milky Way, all kinds of exaggerated things that were visible to the naked eye flew around him, and Hua coughed to make him restrain himself.Someone beside them has already looked at them frequently and uncertainly, probably because Fang Guangji's starry bastard can't be hidden anymore.

"Brother Cai is so kind to me." Fang Guangji choked out this sentence after holding back for a long time.

There is still a little moved light in the eyes.

Huacai was annoyed by his stickiness, so she asked impatiently, "Are you going to hide it from me?"

Strictly speaking, this sentence is a sick sentence, but Hua Cai is also quite anxious, and he is a bit tongue-in-cheek.

Fang Guangji let out a long breath.

Another sip of sour plum soup.

Huacai was so impatient that she almost put him in the hot pot to force him to agree.

"Okay, Brother Cai is so persistent. What reason do I have to refuse?"

Finally, the man made up his mind and said.

Huacai's eyes lit up.