posthumous child in chronology

There was a burst of lightning and thunder, Xiao Yuanyuan shook her body, twisted her buttocks, climbed up the tree and looked into the distance, celebrating that she had finally become a sperm! !

After becoming refined, Xiao Yuanyuan felt that her eyes became deeper, and her eyesight was even better.

No, as soon as I slowly retracted my gaze from the original place, I saw four two-legged beasts with backpacks on their backs, sitting on the ground, holding a black and white cube, and their hands kept sliding.

Xiao Yuanyuan was a little strange. He used to practice with his seniors in the depths of the Qinling Mountains, and he didn't come out until it sat down.

Unexpectedly, I saw novel species and items, and there was an iron-eating beast on the square white that was ruder than him?

The four backpackers chatted while brushing, "If you brush Sichuan giant pandas here, do you still want to meet real wild Qinling giant pandas?"

"Actually, I don't think there is any difference between the two. I hope to be lucky enough to meet a giant panda and then photograph him."

Xiao Yuanyuan blinked, the giant panda refers to him?The whole body was wrapped around the branch and continued to stare at it motionless.

The iron-eating beasts above were obviously vulgar than him, yet there were even two-legged beasts chasing after him to feed them pots of milk.

Xiao Yuanyuan was a little jealous. He only brought it back once when he was a child, and when he asked again, the senior said no.

He also heard the senior mutter, "I sold myself a pot of milk, is it easy for me?"

I couldn't help but continue to slide the cube with the hands of the two-legged beast, and a new picture appeared to look at. There was a pile of fresh and delicious bamboo around the iron-eating beast, chewing it crunchily.

Xiao Yuanyuan was even more moved, and remembered the Sichuan Giant Panda Breeding Base.

Xiao Yuanyuan, who was deeply tempted, completely forgot the advice of her predecessors. The more obsessed you are with the two-legged beast, the less trustworthy he is, and he will affect your practice.

So, a few days later, #四川大熊猫first discovered a cat-like giant panda with a round head, short mouth, and the topic quickly rushed into the hot search.

Many netizens couldn't help clicking in when they saw giant pandas.

In the video, a cat-type giant panda quietly climbed over the line of the protected area, entered the giant panda breeding base, and then climbed up the climbing frame dedicated to Tangyuan, a family of Sichuan giant pandas, and pushed the human panda down , lying on its side and raising its feet, danced a coquettish dance.

It was also accompanied by the music: Come on~ Happy~, which is extremely funny.

Netizens have left hot comments:

[I only blame myself for being uneducated. 】

【Why are you wearing Pinru's clothes? 】

[Qinling giant pandas and Sichuan giant pandas have not communicated for 30 years @太爸爸]

[These days, even giant pandas have the consciousness to rush to the front line, they really keep pace with the times, Gootou.jg]

After this trending search was hung up for a long time, the official of the Sichuan Giant Panda Breeding Base finally came out to speak, "As for the giant pandas that broke into the breeding base that netizens have paid attention to recently, the staff found after a few days of research and investigation that this is an unregistered giant panda. The juvenile wild Qinling giant panda was named Yuanyuan. As for how it migrated from the Qinling area to Sichuan and how long it stayed here, I don’t know yet. Also, I will give an answer to the question of whether the pandas are concerned by netizens , he will stay at the Sichuan Giant Panda Breeding Base for the time being."

Xiao Yuanyuan, the culprit, didn't know anything about the sensation she caused, and she was happy that she could really settle down and not have to work hard for a living.

Every day, there are special two-legged beasts to deliver pots of milk, as well as fresh and delicious bamboo. You can play in the water, climb trees, and swing with your friends, and learn Sichuan dialect with your friends.

I also learned from my little friend Tangyuan that the two-legged beast that screams and raises cubes every day when I see him is greedy for his body.

Xiao Yuanyuan was startled, and was taught by Tang Yuan with the eyes of someone who had passed by that the square was called a mobile phone, and it was used to take pictures of him and then use it to lick the screen.That two-legged beast is called a Sichuanese?Chinese?

"No... no?"

Tangyuan lay on the tree, looked into the distance, and sighed deeply, "Why not? If you know Sichuan dialect, you'll be used to it. These humans don't even let our shit go."

"He often wrongs me, is he wondering why Chi You hasn't come to pick me up yet?"

Xiao Yuanyuan:! !Isn't the old man just looking into the distance every day to see why Chi You hasn't come back yet?

Seeing his little friend's angry face, Xiao Yuanyuan swallowed the words that his senior knew Chi You.

Instead, he listened carefully to the teaching of the know-it-all Tangyuan.

"But I think you should not only learn Sichuan dialect, but also Mandarin. I heard from the shit shovel officer that he plans to send you to the Capital Zoo next month, which is a super bustling place."

Xiao Yuanyuan showed reluctance, "I don't want to leave, I just want to eat, drink, and play here."

Tangyuan comforted, "You don't have to worry about going badly, there is a lack of pandas there, it will only make you more obsessed with you." After speaking, she was a little jealous, "My fans are only 500 million, and you have already broken through [-] million."

Xiao Yuanyuan was puzzled. After being popularized by Tangyuan, he understood a little bit. He was happy and helpless. Alas, he has nowhere to put his charm... No wonder the senior can sell himself for a pot of milk.

After a bit of narcissism, I returned to the topic, "Then how do I get to the capital? Do you climb mountains and mountains like me?"

Tangyuan is no longer jealous, and she looks like she has no choice but to come from the country, "Of course I will take the BMW to the airport first, and then fly to the capital by special plane. I heard that BMW is a car that many people can't afford. You Don’t call it a tin box when you see it, or I’ll embarrass Sichuan, you’re from the Sichuan Giant Panda Breeding Base, so you should learn more and think more.”

"Have you been there?" Xiao Yuanyuan wrote down seriously.

"Of course... no, but I have stayed in Shenzhen for half a year, and I have been to Australia for two years. I am proficient in Sichuan dialect, Cantonese, Mandarin, and English."

Seeing Xiao Yuanyuan's envious and admiring eyes, he hugged the branch with one hand and patted Xiao Yuanyuan's shoulder with the other, "Don't worry, I will keep you learning Sichuan dialect and Mandarin in this month. If you want to learn Japanese , you can go to Xiangxiang, she came back from Japan, and many Japanese followed her to find her, you can take this opportunity to learn."

Xiao Yuanyuan nodded seriously, and then squeezed the glutinous rice balls off the branch.

Tang Yuan was not annoyed, and continued to climb up to play with Xiao Yuanyuan.

The next day, Xiao Yuanyuan climbed a branch and escaped to the place where Xiangxiang stayed, and introduced herself enthusiastically.

Then accompany her to teach her two cubs who failed to live up to expectations, and kicked two panda cubs who were fighting each other down the slope, successfully gained Xiangxiang's favor, and was taken to meet her fans and learn Japanese.

When it's time for dinner, just stay at Xiangxiang's place, wait for the shit shovel officer to come, and take him back for dinner.

I eat or play every day, and I spare a little time to learn the language, and the progress is not slow.

Before going to the capital, he successfully learned three language skills.

Then I sat in the BMW, pulled the seat behind the driver, wishing I could take it with me, and went to the capital full of novelties.

There are really a lot of food in the capital. There are bamboos from Sichuan and Qinling Mountains, which are fragrant and crispy, and there are also rich and sweet pots of milk. Without a few friends who compete with him for toys, Xiao Yuanyuan feels that life is content.

After that, he was sent to the United States. Although he was earning an aircraft carrier for the country, Xiao Yuanyuan felt that this body was sold too cheaply.

Bamboo has a bitter taste, not at all like the bamboo in the motherland, which is fragrant and crisp, but also slightly sweet. Xiao Yuanyuan felt that her majestic body would soon be lost.

After all, Xiao Yuanyuan felt better when he bought bamboo from his motherland.

In addition, Xiao Yuanyuan felt that the tiger next door was super noisy and disturbed him every day to climb trees and meditate.The shit-shoveling officer here sprays him with water every day to bathe him, which makes him lose his masculinity, Yuanyuan feels uncomfortable!

It's not as different as the domestic shit shovel officer at all, successfully attracting his attention.The shit-shoveling officer here can't wait to stick to him, touch him, and hug him every day. Xiao Yuanyuan feels that this is not reserved at all, and it is no different from the coquettish girls outside.

Apart from these contradictions, Xiao Yuanyuan didn't feel that there was anything unsatisfactory in life. Sometimes even when humans came, they didn't want to bother, so they curled up on the tree and curled up.

It may be that life is too carefree, God finally took action against his poor national treasure.

Dreaming of iron-eating beasts performing acrobatics every day seriously affected Xiao Yuanyuan's sleep.

I can't wait to give God a middle finger, but I didn't realize anything from it, and I couldn't remember the senior's advice at all.

So, in a sudden lightning, thunder, wind and rain, Xiao Yuanyuan's entire iron-eating beast disappeared from the zoo.

Looking at the surveillance camera, it was completely dark, and no clues could be found.

After the news spread, all countries in the world condemned Yuanyuan for not raising Yuanyuan well. He is so cute and well-behaved. It is simply a gift from the creator. To have such an accident happen to him must be premeditated stealing pandas and transfer.

The motherland also strongly demanded compensation, and at the same time stated that it would no longer lease giant pandas to the country.

In the end, I paid a lot of compensation and an apology.

Only a group of Xiao Yuanyuan's friends vaguely realized that Xiao Yuanyuan was fine at school, but went to practice in a difficult environment, so they learned the lesson and enjoyed the life of their national treasure even more.

After Xiao Yuanyuan disappeared for a long time, he was instilled, "Iron-eaters can achieve their current status because of the hard work of the older generation of iron-eaters. As a refined iron-eating beast, you It’s too shameful to not think about the hard-working spirit of the predecessors, but to enjoy the life of modern iron-eating beasts relying on their appearance to stabilize their status as national treasures!!”

It was only then that Xiao Yuanyuan remembered the exhortations of her predecessors that as a post-foundation elite, she must make a major contribution to the race or the country.

"...!! I sold myself to build an aircraft carrier for the country, isn't that enough of a major contribution?" Xiao Yuanyuan became confident from a guilty conscience.

The cold voice that was angry and indisputable choked, looked into the distance, and saw Xiao Yuanyuan's development after leaving, felt guilty, and the voice forcefully said, "I don't want you to think, I want me to think!"

After finishing speaking, the tone became even stronger, "As the leader of the iron-eating beast, and the only iron-eating beast that has become a master, unexpectedly he did not play a leading role, and was still addicted to eating, drinking and having fun, without any reflection."

Xiao Yuanyuan: ...Humans don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, and I certainly don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to eat, drink and have fun like a salted fish?

That voice seemed to hear Xiao Yuanyuan's heart, and sighed deeply, "Dead wood can't be carved!"

After waving his hand, Xiao Yuanyuan lost consciousness, and when he opened his eyes, he became a human cub sitting on the ground, holding a spoon and a bowl filled with sand.