[Comprehensive Mythology] The Daoist Dismantles the Official Match

"Okay." Song Youchu nodded blankly, until he walked to the table, he still didn't recover.

how is it

At that time, he was sitting upright on the bed, waiting for Xu Xian to open the door and come in.Hearing the sound of footsteps, Song Youchu suddenly raised his head, wanting to see what the famous Xu Xian looked like, but when he saw him clearly, Song Youchu froze immediately.

The visitor was about 12 years old, dressed in a light Confucian shirt, with an elegant figure and a calm walk, as if he had measured each step, and every step was accurate.Even though he is still young, he is not as weak and tall as a young scholar, on the contrary, he shows the ability to be tall and big, with full lines.The edges and corners of the still round face had already begun to show, and with just one glance, one could know how magnificent the future would be.

But Song Youchu didn't bother to look at it at all, and now he was in a panic, as if ten thousand muddy horses were galloping past.

Damn, why is Xu Xian the reincarnation of that pervert in his family? !

Watching Xu Xian put the tray on the table dully, and then slowly walk towards him, Song Youchu felt dizzy as if he had been struck by lightning.

"Little elf, please give me an explanation, why did Jun Yuan reincarnate as Xu Xian?" Song Youchu asked while drinking porridge, using the method of sound transmission into secrets.

The little elf flew wobbly, gloating and said, "Is this your punishment?"

"What punishment?" Song Youchu bit the spoon, why don't I remember what I did wrong, to be punished by this kind of unreasonable punishment?

The elf asked back: "Did you forget the rules of our Yuelao Internship Department?"

"Of course I remember." If you don't remember, you won't be cheated to death by those scammers.

Elf Elf God is here: "Then you should remember that there is a regulation in Chapter 8, Section [-], and Part [-] of our Elderly Department. During the internship, you can only be accompanied by assistant elves, and you are not allowed to bring any family members."

"How can I bring a family?" Song Youchu was at a loss, carefully looking through his resume, whether he brought a relative or not, it was clearly written no.

Little Elf: "Why not, isn't Master Mingzhu?"

"How can he count? I didn't ask him to come, but he insisted on coming. Moreover, the Underworld and the Heavenly Court are not the same unit at all. The Heavenly Realm has no control over the affairs of the Underworld. How can this be counted?" Song Youchu Surprised, why should these two units that are out of reach be confused.

The little elf was full of sympathy, and said: "The Heavenly Court can't control the Lord of the Underworld, but you are within the establishment of the Heavenly Court, so the punishment will only fall on you."

"Can it still be counted like this?" Song Youchu was dumbfounded, he couldn't control Yuan Jun, so he took the knife on himself, which is too much.

The little elf sighed, and comforted him: "Anyway, it's just a reincarnation anyway, not the real Lord of the Underworld. Look away, and finish the internship assessment earlier, so you can go back sooner."

"So you mean, you want me to see my man with my own eyes and flirt with other women. Not only can I not do anything, but I have to match them up?" Song Youchu asked blankly, looking at the elf with a gloomy look , almost crushed the wooden spoon with one bite.

The little elf was ignorant and didn't notice the danger in Song Youchu's eyes at all. He said happily, "That's natural. As I said just now, he is Xu Xian now, not the Lord of the Underworld, so you don't have to mind it at all."

Song Youchu sneered, exuding low air pressure all over his body, and said, "What are you talking about, I don't seem to hear clearly?"

The little elf suggested repeatedly without fear of death: "Although the Lord of the Underworld is still the Lord of the Underworld, he is now Xu Xian in body and mind. As long as you make the performance appraisal turn positive earlier, the Lord of the Underworld can become your Lord of the Underworld earlier. The Lord has fulfilled his promise to accompany you, the protagonist has inherent advantages, you only need to send a red line, and there is basically no problem in this assessment. How about it, is it a good deal?"

"After all, you still want me to help my man and lead other women?" Song Youchu gritted his teeth, and took a mouthful of porridge.

The little elf stared at the stars, nodded hastily, and emphasized: "It's not for the Lord of the Underworld and other women, but for Xu Xian and Xu Xianguan. What's more, you can feel at ease without the interference of the Lord of the Underworld." For cultivation, the sword three system given by the heavens is not just for fun, maybe you don't need to pass the Yuelao assessment at all, and you can cultivate yourself to become an immortal."

"You're dreaming! Even if I can cultivate myself to become an immortal, you don't even think that I will help Yuanjun lead others!" Song Youchu slapped the table hard in his mind.

Yuan Jun is mine, mine is mine, it was mine before, it is mine now, and it will be mine in the future, so what if I change my identity and lose my memory, the only one who can be with Yuan Jun is me, Song Youchu!

He is even more confident that he can cultivate immortality on his own!

Yuan Jun has a strong desire to possess him, so why not him.As long as he thinks that Yuan Jun will stand with others, he can't wait to peel off that person's skin.Even if it's just an illusion, just acting is not enough.

The little elf was startled, and he was stunned, and asked in a daze, "What's wrong with you?"

While busy, Xu Xian was also taken aback, put down the basin in his hand and came over and asked, "Cousin, but the food isn't delicious?"

Xu Xian felt that the little cousin became very strange today, and the change of expression was quite interesting.When he first came in, he was dumbfounded, and when he was eating, he had no expression on his face, as if he had a grudge against the food, but as he ate, his whole face wrinkled into a bun, as if he was worried about something, and then he His face turned cold, and his whole body exuded a chill, with a look of bitterness and deep hatred.

Song Youchu turned around slowly, looked at Xu Xian faintly, Xu Xian who looked directly at him was almost restless, and then slowly said: "I'm not in a good mood right now."

So don't mess with me, especially you!

Song Youchu gritted his teeth and told you not to come, but you insisted on following.Well now, he has given him such a big problem.If he didn't hold the red line, he would definitely not be able to pass the test, but now he was asked to hold the red line for Xu Xian and others, he would rather die than hold the red line.

Song Youchu glared at Xu Xian, mistook the spoon for Xu Xian, and took another bite viciously.

Xu Xian was stared at inexplicably, but he was relieved when he thought of what happened to his cousin recently.

"Before you fell asleep all the time, and it was not convenient to take a bath, so I wiped you with hot water. I just prepared some hot water, why don't you take a bath?"

It was only then that Song Youchu noticed that in the not-so-spacious room, a not-so-big bathtub had already appeared, filled with smoke, and there was a clean towel beside the bucket, which was obviously just prepared.

Song Youchu also loves to be clean, thinking that Yuanshen must have not taken a good bath after being ill for so long, and suddenly felt itchy all over his body, so he readily agreed.

But seeing Xu Xian's outstretched hands, Song Youchu was stunned.

"Cousin, what are you doing?" Song Youchu hugged himself tightly, not to blame for his reaction, it was purely a conditioned reflex.His lover doesn't know how to eat and drink, and every time he takes a bath, it will cause a world war. He is really afraid.

Seeing Song Youchu's untimely reaction, his outstretched hand froze immediately, but he still said, "Of course I'm giving you a bath."