Jingyan of HP

In the next few days, Harry followed Cheng Jingyan's advice and avoided Lockhart whenever he saw him, but this caused great inconvenience to his study and life, so that Cheng Jingyan's ears were almost calloused when he heard him complaining recently up.

The Weasley twins haven't started to act yet, because they haven't figured out Lockhart's strength yet.But the opportunity came quickly.

It was Wednesday, and the fourth-year Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs had their first Defense Against the Dark Arts class.George made a big splash in class that day.

The Hogwarts critters pieced together all the details of events based on a jumble of accounts from the gossiping Hufflepuff badgers they attended class with.

That same day, after Lockhart had his students complete a questionnaire on "About Gilderoy Lockhart - How much do you know" - he called it a "quiz" - he began telling them about his relationship with Werewolves spend the weekend on a thrill ride and ask George to play a werewolf and attack him.

"Oh, man, you know I'm a hitter," George said when he told others afterwards, "For a good hitter, strength is very important. I didn't expect it to be just a punch. We Professor Lockhart can be knocked into the air by me, who would have thought that the great Sir Lockhart would not plan to use a spell to fight back against me?"

So Lockhart had to fall into the hands of Madam Pomfrey, the medical wing demon lord, a few days after school started.And the great batsman classmate George lived in Hogwarts for a long time under the admiration and admiration of the boys and the anger and accusation of the girls.

Of course, Fred concluded from the sidelines at the time: "That golden-haired straw bag! He has no power to fight back at all! He can't even hold his wand firmly, he is simply weak!"

So, they started their plan to punish Lockhart.There's no way, for a boy in adolescence, Lockhart who dominates the whole school's girls' papers by himself really deserves a beating.In Cheng Jingyan's words, it's like Hong Qi's statement in the movie "East and West", "Your position is too punctual, I couldn't help but kick you."Lockhart's position in the hearts of girls is also very punctual, so all the boys couldn't help but want to kick him.

After Cheng Jingyan gave them financial support, he went to find Snape very secretly.

But some people can always spoil his good mood, such as Lockhart, as if making Cheng Jingyan unhappy is his talent.

The golden straw bag appeared on the way to the cellar holding the book with his photo on it. When Cheng Jingyan saw him, he was standing in front of the dark-faced Snape and chatting endlessly: "Severus, I miss you I have to criticize you, how can you be so serious to these lovely little flowers in Hogwarts? A truly qualified professor should be like me, keep a bright smile at all times, and treat them with the most kind attitude, You always have a straight face, how can children learn potions well blablabla..."

Snape turned his aura to the maximum, and said to him coldly: "Please call me Professor Snape, Mr. Lockhart. Besides, I am the Potions professor at Hogwarts, not you. You didn't The qualification dictates how I teach."

He narrowed his eyes, lowered his voice, and said in a vicious tone: "If you plan to serve as the potions professor at Hogwarts, why don't you discuss with me the method of brewing the blood poison potion? Maybe you can pass the test Poison to prove your courage to go forward without fear?"

Lockhart visibly shuddered.

Cheng Jingyan who walked behind him covered his mouth and smiled.

Snape couldn't help but stare at him when he saw his crooked smiling eyes. Lockhart saw his eyes, and was about to take advantage of the downhill to look back to see who it was so he could change the subject, but was taken away by Cheng Jingyan. He drew out his wand and cast a silent petrification spell to stay in place.

"Professor Snape, good afternoon," Cheng Jingyan walked over with a smile, and asked in surprise as if he had just seen Lockhart's face, "Professor Lockhart, it's you! I'm bothering you to talk to Snape." Did Professor Snape talk? Hey? Why didn't you talk? Are you still angry about the fact that I took Harry away that day? I'm really sorry. I'm in a hurry to find Professor Snape. Can you talk to him another day? ? My business is really urgent. If you don't speak, I will take it as your agreement? Thank you, you are such a good person!"

So Snape was pulled away by Cheng Jingyan who was full of smiles, and the golden-haired straw bag could only look at the backs of the two of them silently, full of enthusiasm in his heart.

As soon as Snape closed the office door, Cheng Jingyan took credit for him and said, "How is it, Severus? Am I good?"

Snape squinted at him, snorted coldly and said, "Hmph! Attack the professor, come and confine me at seven o'clock in the evening!"

"Short oil~ If you know it, you want to eat my cooking, but if you don't know it, you think you are defending that golden-haired idiot, so you can't be so stubborn?" Cheng Jingyan looked at him with a super gentle smile, with a look of " I really have nothing to do with you", "Don't worry, I don't have class this afternoon, so I don't have to wait until seven o'clock, I just stay here all the time."

Snape's face turned black decisively.He put the Potions papers he had just collected on the desk heavily, took out a book from the bookshelf and threw it to Cheng Jingyan, "Take the book you want, take it and go, I have to correct those damn brats." Papers!" and sat down and drew his quill.

Cheng Jingyan shamelessly moved a chair and sat opposite him, "You change yours, it's the same for me to read the book here."

Snape decided to ignore him, and dropped his head and started spraying the critters' poor Potions papers with venom.

"Severus, why do you think the principal asked Lockhart to be a professor? Does he really believe what Lockhart wrote in the book?" Cheng Jingyan read the book for a while, he was really bored, so he went to Teased him, "I didn't see that he was that powerful at all."

"Hmph! That idiot whose head is full of idiot photos and stupid letters from readers!" Snape said disdainfully as he wrote, "Who else would not be afraid of that so-called curse to apply for the position of black man?" A professor of defense against magic?"

Cheng Jingyan said hesitantly, "Maybe he doesn't know this legend?"

"He knows, but do you think his IQ can let him know what it means to be afraid?" Snape curled his lips, "The old bee couldn't find a suitable person, so I had to hire him, after all, with his three-legged cat The level can't play any tricks."

"Severus, you have to know that sometimes idiots are more difficult to deal with than normal people," Cheng Jingyan said with deep feeling, "You can never defeat a pure SB, because he will pull your IQ down to his level , and then use his rich experience to defeat you."

"What does SB mean?" Snape finally raised his head and gave him a puzzled look.

Cheng Jingyan stroked his chin as a reminder: "It's a saying in my motherland, which means idiot."

Snape bowed his head indifferently and continued to revise the paper.

"Oh...you don't believe it..." Cheng Jingyan sighed, so he could only read the book.

That night, the Weasley twins informed Cheng Jingyan that they would launch the first attack on Lockhart tonight.And their victories triggered a huge crowd on the second day.

A small swamp had formed in the corridor in front of Lockhart's office, completely blocking his way out.The area of ​​the swamp was not large, but he just couldn't jump to the opposite side, nor could he go around it.The golden hair straw bag stood helplessly at the door, and on the opposite side of the swamp, stood a group of onlookers.The boys are mostly gloating, while his female fans are cheering him up loudly.

"Professor Lockhart, we trust you!"

"Professor Lockhart, you can do it!"

"Professor Lockhart, this must not trouble you!"

Lockhart wanted to cry but had no tears.

He hopefully asked the girl opposite him: "Do you know who did this?"

The girls shook their heads.

"Oh, children, what are you doing here?" Dumbledore asked suspiciously outside the crowd.

The girls chirped and told him the situation, and made way for him.

The old man stroked his beard and asked Lockhart with a smile: "Gidero, my child, how do you feel now?"

"I, I'm fine, principal." The golden hair was wrapped tightly in a desperate attempt to save face.

"Well, let me see..." Dumbledore cast a few spells on the swamp, but it turned out to be completely ineffective, "Aha, this swamp is really interesting, Gilderoy, I think before this problem is solved, You'll have to fly out on a broomstick. I'll have to work on it for a few days."

Seeing that even Dumbledore couldn't solve it, the sisters all sighed, but Lockhart was relieved. After all, this way, he won't hurt his face. Anyway, the principal can't help it.

The onlookers gradually dispersed.

In the evening, Cheng Jingyan excitedly received the twins' results report. After sending away the two highly motivated two who planned to make persistent efforts, he chatted with Dumbledore in private: "You really can't do anything about that swamp?"

"Yes." The old man replied.

"I don't believe it." Cheng Jingyan blew out a smoke ring, curled his lips and wrote.

"Well, actually, I have a solution," the old man replied meanly, "but who let him lie to me, when he came for the interview, I really didn't expect his magic level to be so bad, and now it's delayed A lot of students study..."

Cheng Jingyan's hair was black, and he scribbled a sentence in Chinese: "It's shameful to be cute, principal! Who did you learn from, you arrogant bastard!"

"???" The cute principal expressed his confusion.

"No, it's nothing...I'm sleepy, good night..." Cheng Jingyan said goodbye to him feebly, then took a shower and went to bed.

The author has something to say: ahahaha~~~~~ It's really cool to bully the golden retriever~~~~~~