Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

Please talk to me about Qian lying on the ground and raised his head, "Your eye sees that my butt is deformed with three lobes?"

"Myopia." Rwanda hiccupped and pointed at his eyes. If he hadn't been wearing glasses, he would have poked his eyeballs.

Please talk to me about money: "..."

"Why is it an odd number?" Yin Shengchen lifted the trousers to his heart, and lengthened the distance from which the trousers fell.

Rwanda blinked and blinked, "Hi...Because there are too many six-pack abs, I don't think many people can hold it...Come out and say I'm half-folded."

Everyone's black line, a six-pack abs folded in half can make a three-petal butt, how do you calculate it?Could it be that two abdominal muscles support one butt?Then this ass is really a good ass to save fabric.

Everyone looked at Please talk to me about money with respect in their eyes.

Please talk to me about being crazy about money, "What kind of eyes do you have... Aw..."

Rwanda's belt smacked his ass, "I want to see three... burp... ass."

Please talk to me, holding your ass and jumping up from the ground.

At this moment, those who are drunk continue to get drunk, and those who are not drunk quickly get drunk. Only those who are energetic for a while are left to talk to me about money.

"You guys have no loyalty." Please talk to me about money and run around the room holding your ass.

Finally, he ran around the screen, picked up a plate on the ground while Rwanda was swaying over, and posed as a sculpture of a discus thrower next to the miniature fountain in the corner of the room.

Rwanda came out from behind the screen, looked around with drunken eyes, and pointed to the sculpture of a kid peeing in the fountain, "Hi...you want money, don't think you don't have clothes on, hiccup, I don't know you yet? "

"..."

Please talk to me about money, dare not speak out, and dare not move.

Rwanda kept raising his fingers and staggered all the way, almost fell into the fountain, and sat on the ground dangling, looking up just in time to see the ass of please talk to me about money.

Rwanda squinted his eyes and looked carefully for a while, then stretched out his fingers and started counting, "One petal, two petals, three... three... hiccup... petals."

"..."

Counting and counting Rwanda, slap please talk to me about money, please talk to me about money, I almost didn't jump up.

"Don't shake it, it makes me... dizzy, I can't even count."

Please talk to me about money, feel wronged, he didn't move.

"Uh... how many butts did I count just now?" Rwanda tilted her head and asked, please talk to me about money.

Ask me to talk about money and want to cry, "... three petals."

"Oh." Rwanda continued, "Three petals, four... hiccup... four petals." Counting Rwanda felt wrong again, "Eh? One extra hiccup... one petal, I don't want more, I just I want three petals." As he spoke, he picked up the belt.

Please talk to me about money and quickly stuff the plate in your pants, "Brother, help me."

Don't turn a blind eye to me playing the piano, "If he wants to see three kinds of butts, just show him three kinds of butts."

Please talk to me about Qian Jiong, "...but where can I show him an extra ass?"

With a sound of "boom", Rwanda fell to the ground drunk and fell asleep.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

The first thing Yin Shengchen did was to take back his belt, "If you dare to drink again in the future, I will let you know what a three-petal butt looks like."

I don't know if Luwanda heard it, she closed her eyes and rubbed her red cheeks against Yin Shengchen's arms, pouted her mouth and moaned, then poked Yin Shengchen's cute acupoint again, and immediately carried him upstairs to the room.

That night, the group of them made a fuss very late, and finally they all stayed in the hotel, but because the rooms were tight during the long holiday, everyone except Ding Lingling lived in a room for two.

Under the sleep aid of alcohol, Rwanda slept soundly, but was woken up just after dawn by the hangover headache and the noise from the balcony next door.

I vaguely heard the voices of please talk to me about money and jingle bells.

Lu Wanda opened her eyes, but she didn't see Yin Shengchen by her side, so she walked to the balcony holding her forehead.

I don’t know, I’m scared.

"Lingling, don't stop me." Please talk to me about Qian, who looks like he wants to jump off the building if he wants to die.

Rwanda yelled, "What are you doing when you want money? Why are you so overwhelmed? Lingling must stop him, and I'll go right away."

Rwanda hurried to the room next to them, but as soon as he entered the door, he found that it was full of people, but no one asked me to talk about money if he was about to jump off the building.

"Why don't you help and watch him commit suicide?" Rwanda was very angry.

So everyone closed their eyes together.

Rwanda: "..."

Please talk to me about money crying on the balcony, "Just let me go, I'm going to atone."

"Death needs money." Human life is at stake, and Rwanda rushed there without hesitation.

In a hurry, he didn't pay attention to the things under his feet for a moment, and kicked a leather shoe away.

The leather shoes flew towards the back of the head in a strange parabola. At that moment, everyone couldn't help but think, they really deserve to be crocodile leather shoes, and they are heavy enough.

Because the leather shoes directly took the money for asking me to talk to the balcony.

"Ah~~" Rwanda screamed.

Everyone hurried to the balcony.

I saw the flower stand under the balcony, wearing only a bathrobe, please talk to me about money, showing one shoulder, lying on it in an extremely ecstatic dog-planing position, crying sadly, and said sadly: "I am just... ...I just want to ... surrender myself, so I want to kill people to silence me?"

"..."

I don't want to die enough to dare to speak up, "I even said no, I will do it when I get on it."

Rwanda suddenly felt that there was a story, and ran to Yin Shengchen, "What happened to wanting to die and asking for money?"

With a tired face, Yin Shengchen lowered his head and leaned on Rwanda's shoulder, "I want money and messed up after drinking last night, I want to die."

Rwanda's mouth suddenly became O-shaped.

Everyone sat in a circle, please talk to me about money, lowered your head, held a sign in your hand, and wrote: I am guilty of causing hemorrhoids that want to die.

Rwanda looked at his charges with embarrassment, "...your self-criticism...is very profound."

"..."

Don't slap me on the piano and slap my brother on the back of the head, "Why are you still standing there, why don't you go over and say something nice to the victim."

Ask me to talk to me about money, and the one who is lying on the sofa wants to die and dare not say, "I want to die, you... your butt is very round."

Guys: "..."

If you want to die, you dare not say that you look up at him, "Thank you, I never thought mine was a triangle."

Please talk to me about money: "..."

"It's all my fault," please talk to me about money, beating myself with self-blame, "I'm an asshole, I even messed with my friends. But I'm really drunk and don't remember anything, but don't worry, my sexual orientation is very That's normal, there will never be a next time."

In order to show that my sexual orientation is normal, please talk to me about money in the restaurant during lunch, but whenever I see a woman, I will make a bad mouth.

"You see, that woman is really a human breast, I guess it is definitely an E cup, do you believe it?"

No one cares about him.

"Let's make a bet." Ask me to talk about money and drink alone, "If I guess right, you will give me 100 yuan each, and if I am wrong, I will give you 100 yuan each." The table goes.

I don’t know if it’s because I’m nervous to talk to me about money or something, but I heard him stammering, “You…how much…a cup?”

"..."

In order to show that you are very feminine, please talk to me about money and openly hook up with women.

"This beauty, are you interested in playing with brother?" She said very ambiguously.

"If you want to go to bed with me, just tell me straight up, what's the wrong way to go. Go to a good room, take a shower and wait for me." The woman said very fiercely.

Please talk to me about money back.

But he didn't flinch, and walked towards a shy girl, "Pretty girl, come and play with brother."

The girl looked back at him, handed him a magnetic card, and said very subtly: "My room card."

Please talk to me about Qian Genghis Khan, muttering, "Why are all the people I met today so heroic, it makes me feel like a duck."

Seeing his hesitation, the girl said again: "Do you want money? That's okay, let's go."

Please talk to me about money and skip three steps, "Well... I am inconvenient today, my uncle is here."

The girl was surprised, "There are still ducks that don't want to go into the water?"

"Because I'm a landlubber."

"..."

Please talk to me about losing money twice.