Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

Yin Shengchen grabbed Rwanda by the collar and dragged him into the women's bathroom, pointing at the fat woman who was surprised by their arrival for the second time and wiped her lipstick on her chin, and asked calmly: "Compared to these three leather swimming rings?" Come on, I look more like a woman, don't I?"

Fat woman: "..."

Although Rwanda was scared, he nodded his head desperately.

"What?" Yin Shengchen's good-looking eyebrows and eyes raised lightly, one hand was propped on the sink, the other was inserted in the trouser pocket, and the long legs in silver-gray suit pants crossed one leg and the other on the toes, and that loosened The three-button shirt was slightly opened, exposing a generous chest.

This kind of Yin Shengchen has an indescribably daoming viciousness, but his aura is extremely compelling, making people dare not look at him closely, but he can't bear to be attracted to him.

Luwanda didn't dare to look at Yin Shengchen, and stammered nervously, "That... that... this..."

Yin Shengchen was not in a hurry, and showed extraordinary patience waiting for Rwanda.

The bathroom door opened, and a young woman walked in. When she looked up and saw Yin Shengchen, she was taken aback for a moment, then hurriedly apologized and said that she went to the wrong bathroom, and hurried out.

Rwanda suddenly had a reason, "Look, I'm not the only one who reacted like this."

Yin Shengchen's face darkened, "Shut up, she reacted because she thought it was a men's restroom."

Rwanda looks in disbelief and you wait and see.

Thinking that she had gone to the wrong bathroom, the young woman naturally turned around and went into the bathroom at the opposite door, but as soon as the door opened, she saw a middle-aged man with a big belly paying the water bill.

After the two people looked at each other stupidly for three seconds, the young woman closed the door with a "bang", then pushed open the women's bathroom inexplicably, looked at Yin Shengchen seriously, and then turned back to the men's bathroom to stare at the potbellied woman. middle aged man looking.

In the end, the young woman pointed to the middle-aged man and came to a conclusion, "In comparison, you are more like a man."

The man was stunned for a second, "...Thank you."

"However," the young woman added a proviso, "Even if you can't pee three feet against the wind, you don't have to get your shoes wet." After finishing speaking, she left.

"..." The man was heartbroken, and he was about to drown himself in the toilet.

When Yin Shengchen and Rwanda saw the young woman for the third time, the young woman pointed at Yin Shengchen and Rwanda with awe-inspiring righteousness, "Do you know that 'Brother Chun''s dress can easily make people think that he went to the wrong bathroom, please pay attention to the influence."

After talking, they walked into the compartment under their embarrassing eyes, and after a shocking sound of gas explosion, Rwanda saw a moth that just flew past the top of the compartment, and suddenly couldn't find the north, dizzy The plane crashed in a daze.

Fortunately, the exhaust fan was powerful, and they were not poisoned by the gas.

Rwanda pointed to the person in that compartment, "It turns out that my reaction at the time was not unreasonable."

Yin Shengchen naturally raised his hand and tapped Rwanda. The movement was so natural and smooth, just like the feeling of being with that little fox.

Looking at the tearful and aggrieved eyes of the man across from him holding his head, it was exactly the same as the little fox in the game, and Yin Shengchen was immediately surprised.

"Are you Rwanda?" Yin Shengchen asked.

Rwanda suddenly tensed up all over his nerves, "No, no..." and fled in embarrassment with his head in his arms.

Yin Shengchen looked quietly at the closed door, then slowly turned to face the mirror and said, "Why hasn't anyone come to pick up these three swimming rings yet?"

Fat woman: "..." Lasagna was in tears, she provoked someone with her three swimming rings.

After Rwanda fled back to the restaurant, he was in a daze, "Come... come... come..."

"What's coming?" Ding Lingling and Hunting King asked.

"Blood... blood pupil," Rwanda said like a drowning man grasping at a life-saving straw, tightly grasping Ding Lingling's arm, "I... just... just saw him."

Just as Ding Lingling was about to ask where it was, a handsome and suave man came in at the door of the restaurant, asking the waiter something.

Ding Lingling held her face and exclaimed in a low voice, "Wow, it's Xue Tong, more real than the one in the game."

"Nonsense." The Hunting King kicked his sister out, "Come quickly, don't let him see you with us."

"Come on." Rwanda jingled him up.

"Yeah." Ding Lingling took a deep breath, Tuo Tuo's chest muscles that swelled overnight, walked towards Yin Shengchen confidently, "Xue Tong, here."

Yin Shengchen followed the prestige, staggered and almost fell to the ground, pointed to Ding Lingling and asked the waiter, "What kind of creature is this thing with a bandage on its head?"

Waiter: "..."

Jingle Bell:"……"

"I'm going to the Health Bureau to complain to you, there are unknown creatures in the store." Yin Shengchen was very angry.

The waiter thought for a while, "I guess the Health Bureau doesn't care."

"Then what department is in charge?"

"Space Agency. Probably something they accidentally brought back from outer space."

"..."

Ding Lingling ignored Yin Shengchen's flinching, and enthusiastically pulled him to the reserved position.

"Lu... Wanda?" Yin Shengchen couldn't believe it.

"Uh...um." Although Ding Lingling was also nervous, but her face was covered with bandages, no one saw her nervous.

Everything developed as they planned in Rwanda. Ding Lingling's enthusiasm and talkativeness completely dominated the dinner, making Yin Shengchen unable to speak even if he had a mouth. After one or two times, he consciously shut up and just listened to her.

The atmosphere was once quite harmonious.

But the more Ding Lingling talked, the more excited she became, from shaking her head to dancing, Yin Shengchen was bored and accidentally saw one of the two protrusions that should have been on her chest, and suddenly accepted the gravity of the earth and fell onto her belly and became a belly button.

Yin Shengchen slammed his chin directly on the table, and stared at the things on the other's belly through the glass dining table, "...Multifunctional breasts?"

"..." Ding Lingling followed Yin Shengchen's gaze and looked down, and she had become a nun with only "chest".

Yin Shengchen was dumbfounded when he saw that the other party pulled a rope, and the protrusion on his belly bounced back to his chest with full elasticity, and suddenly he became more and more embarrassing, mother, what brand are these breasts, they are so flexible !

Ding Lingling smiled dryly and called the waiter to order, trying to get away with it.

But after a while it was the turn of the other side of the chest to droop, and Ding Lingling took advantage of Yin Shengchen's lowered head to look at the menu, and wanted to pull it back quickly.

But when he was in a hurry, he used too much force and the rope broke, and a chest fell to the ground, rolling towards the table where Rwanda and the hunting king were sitting.

Ding Lingling hurriedly winked at them.

Rwanda turned his back and didn't see it. Fortunately, the hunting king saw it.

While explaining the situation to Rwanda, King Hunter raised his foot and wanted to kick the thing back to Ding Lingling, but he accidentally stepped on it.

Ding Lingling was embarrassed, "...my pineapple bun."

Hunting King: "..."

A waiter came over, picked up the pineapple buns that had been trampled into cakes, and said to the hunting king, "I'm sorry sir, there is a rule in our store that you are not allowed to bring outside food, so we will keep this for you for now until you use it up." We will return it later.” In other words, their pineapple buns will be confiscated.

"...that's not eating out," Ding Lingling wailed softly, "that's my well-developed chest muscles."

Ding Lingling looked back in frustration, seeing Yin Shengchen had already finished ordering and was looking at her angrily, "Who the hell are you?"

Jingling supported the remaining side of the chest, keeping it at a normal height and avoiding another belly button.

"I... I am Xiaoda." Ding Lingling obviously lacked confidence.

Yin Shengchen smiled coldly, "Do you think I'm a fool? Where is Rwanda?"

Rwanda was so frightened by Yin Shengchen's sudden yell that there was no silver here.

"Come here." Yin Shengchen's voice was stained with anger.

Luwanda didn't dare to look at him, lowered his head and wrung his hands, trembling and moving at a slow pace.

"Hurry up." Yin Shengchen jumped up against the table, shaking the knives and forks on the table to the ground.

At this moment, Rwanda finally moved quickly. He walked to Yin Shengchen's side in two steps, and picked up the knife and fork on the ground and handed it back to Yin Shengchen.

The hunting king slapped his forehead and muttered, "Rwanda, you idiot, you don't think being beaten is enough, so you gave him a weapon as a murder weapon."

Yin Shengchen looked at the knife and fork in his hand for a moment, feeling like he was being played.

Just when Rwanda thought he would be beaten, he heard Yin Shengchen coldly, "It's the first time I've been tricked like this, you can do it." After speaking, he shook his hand and left.

Rwanda hesitated for a long time, and when he mustered up the courage to chase after him, Yin Shengchen's car had already disappeared.

Rwanda fell down and sat on the side of the street completely exhausted. This was the last result he wanted to see, but it still happened.

Xuetong was very angry, and Xuetong would never talk to him again, and such thoughts kept swirling in his mind.

It was also at this moment that Rwanda realized that he liked Xuetong more than he had imagined.

"I'm sorry, Xiaoda." Seeing such a lifeless Rwanda, Ding Lingling felt very sad, "I messed up."

"No, it has nothing to do with you." Rwanda comforted Ding Lingling instead, "The fortune teller said that I am the lone star of the devil," she raised her head and sighed, "No one will like me, but I still want to try..." He comforted Ding Lingling with a smiling face, "I'm fine, I'm used to it."

Hunting King and Ding Lingling didn't know what to say, and followed Rwanda aimlessly in a daze.

As I was walking, I heard Rwanda say: "If you jump from the height of the tenth floor, you should be able to become meat sauce."

Hunting King and Ding Lingling were taken aback, and they flew over and hugged one of his thighs.

"Xiao Da," the hunting king coaxed heartbreakingly, "You can't just die like this, you should go to the sixth floor to jump, if you fall from the height of the sixth floor, you can still leave a last word."

Rwanda: "..."

Ding Lingling kicked the Hunting King and comforted Rwanda, "Xiao Da, don't be in a hurry. I think it's better to understand the actual situation of jumping off a building first, and combine your own conditions, so that you can die completely."

Rwanda was uninterested, "what else is there to know."

Seeing a turning point, Ding Lingling hurriedly said: "I think the height of the first floor is completely in line with your requirements if you meet your requirements."

Rwanda: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Ding Lingling said, "If you want something exciting, the negative floor is a good choice."

Rwanda: "..."

"If you think your jumping ability is good, the negative second floor is the first choice."

"..."

After finally persuading Rwanda, the brothers and sisters were very loyal, "Xiao Da, don't give up, we will help you."

"First of all, you have to be confident, which depends on three-point clothing," King Hunter looked at Rwanda from head to toe, "so you have to change your image first."

Ding Lingling fiddled with Rwanda's hair, "Cut off your dog-like hair," and took off Rwanda's glasses, "Your eyes are actually very beautiful, stop wearing glasses and get a pair of contact lenses."

The hunting king La Rwanda stood up and took a visual measurement of the size, and said to Ding Lingling: "Go home and bring some sets of clothes."

"No problem." Ding Lingling patted her chest.

"I'm so embarrassed to take it for nothing." Rwanda was grateful.

"It's okay." Ding Lingling took his arm, "Our family is a brand clothing agent, and we don't have many things, but we have more clothes."

Rwanda's image change project started from scratch.

Their plan is good, but it is very difficult to implement. First of all, they lack money.

Beauty salons cost thousands of dollars to design a hairstyle for Rwanda, not including cutting, perming, dyeing and nursing.

It's the end of the month, Hunter King and Ding Lingling have very little pocket money left for this month, and it won't be there for the next month, which is the time when they are out of pocket.

The three of them passed by a pet shop dejectedly, and saw an aunt holding a dog arguing with the clerk, "I only need 50 yuan for a haircut, but you will charge 100 yuan for a haircut?"

The clerk's dedicated smile remained, "Don't bite."

The hunting king suddenly had an idea, dragged Rwanda in, and said to the clerk, "Cut it at a price that doesn't bite."

"..."