Unlucky Reminder of Online Games

With guilt and self-loathing, and worries about the future, Rwanda returns to the game.

Xuetong-Qinghuo came up and saw a limp little fox lying on his chest with a miserable expression, like a little daughter-in-law who had just been raped, but when he thought of being doves by him last night, all the sympathy came back. It was gone.

Picking up Rwanda's drooping ears, "Why didn't you go online last night, it made me wait all night for nothing."

Rwanda raised his tearful fox eyes, a drop of water hung on his long fox nose, and he sucked it back.

Seeing his blood pupils like this, Qinghuo couldn't bear to blame him again, "Break in love?"

Rwanda shook his head, "It's worse than this." Anyway, he thinks unemployment is worse than lovelornness.

Xuetong-Qinghuo thought for a while, "Could it be a broken love and a lost virginity?"

Rwanda was stunned for a moment, then turned angrily and pointed the little chrysanthemum at Xuetong Qinghuo.

Xuetong-Qinghuo: "..."

Xuetong-Qinghuo poked his little butt with his fingertips, "What happened?"

Rwanda covered his ears with two paw covers and ignored it.

"Turn around and look at me, or you'll be looking for Little Cucumber."

Luwanda froze all over, and slowly stretched out a paw to cover the little chrysanthemum.

"..."

Xuetong-Qinghuo simply turned over and lay on his side, ignoring him.

Luwanda rolled down from Xuetong-Qinghuo's chest with a grunt, but he climbed up with all four paws firmly and climbed up again.

But Xuetong-Qinghuo was lying on his side, uncomfortably lying on his side, so he could only run over, pulling Xuetong-Qinghuo's face with his two paws, pitifully, "I have been suspended. "

Xuetong-Qinghuo lazily supported his head with one hand and continued to lie on his side, flicking Rwanda's forehead with two fingers, "It's not a big deal."

Rwanda put his paws on his forehead, which was sore from the bullets, "But I like this job very much."

"What industry do you work in?"

Rwanda thought for a moment, hesitated, "... BBQ."

Kesha-Nine Tails: "..."

Xuetong-Qinghuo didn't understand, so he said, "Food and drink?"

"...I guess no one would dare to eat it."

"What the hell is that?"

"crematorium."

"..."

"Do you know?" Rwanda began to confide, "I have been very unlucky since I was a child, and my bad luck is often exported to domestic sales, so everyone doesn't like me, and no one listens to me. But where, no matter They would just lie quietly and listen to what I said to them, and they would never have any reaction to dislike me."

Xuetong-Qinghuo 囧, "...if you react, you will become a Liaozhai."

"So I love and love this job."

Xuetong-Qinghuo got up, put Rwanda on top of his head with one hand, "Then do you like this game?"

Rwanda nodded vigorously, "I like it."

"Then be a professional gamer." Xuetong Qinghuo pointed out a way to Rwanda.

"What is a professional gamer?"

"Professional players are divided into two types, one is official and the other is non-governmental." Xuetong Qinghuo walked into the hall and sat on the throne, "The nature of the work of official professional players is similar to the promotion and evaluation of games. They are popular in Europe and the United States. Called Interactive entertainment consultant, referred to as IEC, is an interactive entertainment consultant."

After tearing up a piece of meat and handing it to Rwanda, Rwanda gnawed it with two paws, Xuetong-Qinghuo continued, "Another type of folk professional gamer is a player who makes a living by selling virtual property in games and participating in competitions to get bonuses. This game has an official trading platform to ensure that transactions between players are safe and legal. Your encounters in this game can definitely become this type of player.”

"How about the income?" Rwanda is very concerned about this, because his father's income is not high. Although his work in the crematorium is taboo, the salary is very high, and the whole family is almost supported by his salary.

"Please talk to me about money is a professional gamer, you can ask him."

Rwanda clapped his paw, "He even has gold in his abacus, so he must be very rich."

Xuetong-Qinghuo took him down and put him on the table, "I'll change the equipment, and I'll find them with you."

"Ah."

After Xuetong-Qinghuo left, Yansha-Jiuwei said, "This is a rare opportunity, let's see his ass while he changes clothes."

"Xia, I know you have been imprisoned for hundreds of years, and you are very hungry. Girls have long since become sluts, but you have to show style, show taste, peek at people changing clothes, etc. , It’s really, alas.” The Rwandan language was earnest.

Kesha-Nine Tails: "..."

If Yansha-Nine Tails is here, Rwanda must have seen her jumping up and down, "You idiot, if it weren't for your 'silver needle crossing thread', who would risk a long needle eye to peek at other people's ass. "

"Oh, yes, I forgot." Rwanda suddenly remembered.

So many NPC guards saw a little fox crawling to Xuetong Qinghuo's bedroom.

A team of palace maids lined up holding a tray each, and entered Xuetong Qinghuo's bedroom one by one.

Relying on its small size, Rwanda slipped in while people were not paying attention.

Following the direction that the team of maidservants were heading towards, they soon found Xuetong Qinghuo.

Rwanda shrewdly hid behind a door.

"Ahem..." Yansha-Nine Tails cleared her throat, "As a lady, you can't do such an uneducated thing as peeking, so look, I'll help you out."

Rwanda: "..." Such things as letting go are brought up through education?

What Rwanda sees through the crack of the door is intriguing.

Kesha-Kyuubi became excited for some reason, "How? How? Is it big?"

Is it big?Oops……

Rwanda almost choked on his own saliva, "Are you talking about the front or the back?"

"Then do you see the front or the back?"

"How do I know if it's the front or the back? Anyway, I just saw two lumps of flesh, which are quite round and red. I think they can be used as red lights, and there are white hairs around them."

"... round, red, and hairy... what is that?"

Rwanda bit his paw and thought for a while, "To be honest, it looks like a monkey's ass."

Kesha-Kyuubi couldn't bear it anymore, "I'll see for myself."

Rwanda: "..." What kind of upbringing, what kind of lady, are just floating clouds.

After a while, "Congratulations, you got the answer right." Gosha-Nine Tails said to Rwanda.

"what?"

Yansha-Jiuwei's voice suddenly dropped an octave, "You are so good, you can watch a lemur's ass with such relish."

"..."

"I'm changing places soon, I can't see it here."

With a whimper, a little fox ran behind the screen in another corner and poked a small hole with its sharp claws.

Kesha-Kyuubi pretended to be a lady again, "How? How? What did you see?"

While looking at it, Rwanda said: "The color is white, the appearance is smooth, the shape is round, and the whole is firm and upturned."

"Yeah, good ass. What else?"

"There's also a fluffy..."

"What?" Yan Sha-excited.

"Tail."

"..."

"Visual inspection, I can't see that one side is big and the other is small."

"..."

"It seems that there are still errors in the hand feeling and visual inspection."

"Is there anything on that ass?" Xiangsha-Kyuwei suddenly asked without interest.

"Tail."

"...except for the tail?"

Rwanda looked at it carefully for a while, "I don't know about internal hemorrhoids, and I haven't seen any external hemorrhoids yet."

Kesha-Nine Tails: "..."

"Ah... turn it around, turn it around." Rwanda called softly.

"Turned around? Isn't the front spectacular?" Xiangsha-Kyuwei's interest came again.

Rwanda said with emotion, "Sure enough, river crabs are everywhere."

"Ok?"

"Mosaic."

Kesha-Nine Tails was angry, "Sure enough, mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the development of body art."

"..."

"Forget it, see if there is a villain on his ass, just in the shape of a circle on top of the word 'big'."

Rwanda looked closer to the small hole, and his eyeballs almost protruded. "I guess you have to watch this job closely, otherwise you won't be able to see clearly."

"Then how close do you want to be?"

Luwanda felt being picked up, met a pair of demon red pupils, and hurriedly waved his paws, "I'm definitely not here to spy on your ass."

Kesha-Nine-Tailed Khan, what does it mean not to fight yourself.

Xuetong-Qinghuo raised an eyebrow, "Then why are you here?"

"Looking for a villain." Rwanda, I am an upright gentleman, looking straight at... Xuetong-Qinghuo's abdominal muscles, saliva...

"Have you found it?"

"Then you have that spot on your body with the pattern of a circle on top of the word 'big'?"

"Yes, on the pants."

"Really?" Rwanda cancels the fox status, restores human form, breaks away from Xuetong-Qinghuo's hand, and runs behind him, "Really, I found it."

Xuetong-Qinghuo turned around, "Congratulations then." She was gentle, but that smile was a bit creepy.

That day, many people in the palace heard the unbearable "listen" wailing.

When Gossip Falling Flowers and they saw Rwanda again outside the dungeon, he was wearing a pair of underpants on his fox head, his little butt was swollen high, his eyes were full of tears, and he lay on the head of Qinghuo, the blood pupil with an aggrieved face.

"Xiaoda has grown up." Please talk to me about Qian and shouted in amazement, gesturing at Rwanda's little butt, "I haven't seen him grow so much in one night."

Rwanda: "..."

"But don't you think the two lumps on the chest are better than the two lumps on the butt?"

"..."

Rwanda scratched the underpants on his head with a paw, and stared at Please talk to me about money, "Do you have nosebleeds, give me some."

"Huh?" Please talk to me about money.

"Or bleeding gums."

Please talk to me about Qian's hippie smile, "Xiao Da, what are you doing here?"

"I'm going to use it to stab you, little man." Rwanda snarled, waving the underpants in his claws.