Unlucky Reminder of Online Games
Chapter 15 Unlucky Reminder's Copy
Stantu is a zombie. Although his attack is high, his movement speed is not fast.
After Rwanda became a little fox, his agility increased and his speed became faster. No matter how sharp Stan Tugen's butcher's knife was, he couldn't reach him. He just jumped up and down without any risk.
"Come on, Xiaoda, come on, Xiaoda." Even Ding Lingling couldn't help but shouted to come on.
Others were stunned by Rwanda's speed.
"The weak point of this monster is in the neck, use the 'silver needle to cross the thread' to pierce him to death." As for the yarn-Nine Tails, she still has a conscience.
Rwanda looked back, embarrassed, "His neck is so lean and short, it's too much a test of my precision."
"He is not so fat that his chin is directly connected to his chest, leaving you with a thin neck, you should laugh."
Rwanda opened the distance from Stantu at full speed, quickly canceled the fox status, took out the silver needle, and said, "I cum, I cum, I cum."
His movement and posture made Stantu afraid, so he hid with his head in his arms.
After Rwanda calmed down, Stantu touched himself and felt no pain, "It's a miracle, it's all right."
"Of course you're fine, the needles are all here." Xuetong Qinghuo's voice came from behind.
Stantu turned his head sharply, Xuetong-Qinghuo was fluttering in red clothes, heroic and heroic, he didn't look like an injured person at all, "I didn't see the needle."
When Xuetong-Qinghuo turned around, his ass was densely covered with needles, like two prickly pear balls.
Everyone: "..."
"What do you mean by picking butts?" Xuetong-Qinghuo smiled instead of anger.
Rwanda shook his head hastily, "I aimed at Stantu's neck, but anyone who wants to go to you... there. Maybe, maybe, probably, your target is relatively large, so..."
Xuetong-Qinghuo pointed at Stantu's butt and growled, "bigger than him?"
Rwanda: "..."
"Stantu, hack him to death." Xuetong Qinghuo roared.
"Yes." Stantu raised his butcher's knife and rushed over, and a new round of wild jumping began again.
Xuetong-Qinghuo just cleaned the needle on his butt, "baji" something flew towards his ass, causing his ass to activate the self-defense system, and it tightened.
Turning around, he saw a little fox with five bodies sticking to his buttocks.
Xuetong-Qinghuohuan held his chest, "Can you stop messing with my ass?"
Luwanda spread out her four claws and clasped herself firmly on Xuetong-Qinghuo's ass, "It's not what I thought, Stantu beat me here. You..." Suddenly, the little claws were on Xuetong-Qinghuo's ass. I squeezed my butt, and rubbed it again, "Why is one side of your butt bigger and the other is smaller? Is it because you usually like to cross your legs, or when you massage your butt, you don't pay attention to the balance between the left and right forces?"
Xuetong-Qinghuo: "..."
"Could it be because of the massage? That means you didn't grasp it with both hands, or one of them was not strong enough, which resulted in the big one and the small one."
Xuetong-Qinghuo took a deep breath, told himself not to be as knowledgeable as him, "... come down."
"No, it's safe here."
Ass safe?Others sweated profusely.
"If you don't come down again, be careful that I release unknown gas."
"..."
This little fox from Rwanda climbed up to Xuetong-Qinghuo's head like a monkey climbing a tree, "Xuetong, you are a fox demon, not a weasel."
Xuetong-Qinghuo: "..."
And seeing Stantu, who finally emerged from behind Xuetong Qinghuo, Rwanda raised his knife and was about to cut him.
Xuetong-Qinghuo stared back, and Stantu burst into flames all over for no reason, and let out a scream.
After observing them for a long time, please talk to me about money, and secretly asked Gossip Luohua, "Where did you meet these two people? It seems that they are NPCs but they are not NPCs. That woman can have a certain amount of money after level 92." It is possible to learn the transformation technique. But the first-level master in our district, Xiangtian Yixiao, is only level [-], so it is impossible for her to be higher than the master."
"Xiao Da said that she was doing a mission, so she did this temporarily." Ding Lingling said very simply.
"What about that man? The trick he used to make the BOSS fuck just now seems to be the fire method [burning], but just now I saw him playing the ice method [ice pick]."
"Xue Tong is an elemental summoner." This time it was Hua Yuhua who answered him.
"Also, why can they hide their names when forming a team? And has any of you ever seen a pet pig that can tease and molest others?"
Now no one can answer.
Rwanda and Xuetong-Qinghuo are becoming more and more mysterious in their eyes.
"Come and share things." Rwanda still kept the appearance of a little fox lying on top of Xuetong-Qinghuo's head, waving his paws at them.
"Add blood to yourself first." Xuetong-Qinghuo reminded him.
Only then did Rwanda realize that his health bar was only 20.00%[-] left. Just as he was about to transform back into a human form, he heard Kesha-Nine Tails say, "You don't need to transform back to gain blood, because blood gain is not an attack skill."
Rwanda used a [Holy Light: Healing] on himself, it really could be added, and the action was very cute, two small claws planed and planed, and then the skill singing of two claws together like worshiping Buddha was completed.
"It's so cute." Ding Lingling wanted to hug Rwanda, but she was not tall enough to reach Xuetong Qinghuo's head.
Rwanda was also unwilling to come down, because it was tired after being chased for a long time.
Not long after the elite game, the red-clothed little fox with blood on his head became the symbol of Xuetong-Qinghuo.
"Why is it an egg again?" Please talk to me about money and wail.
"It is estimated that the spawning period has come, so they all laid eggs." Ding Lingling also felt very disappointed.
"In comparison, don't you think that riding a fat man is much better than riding a woman?" Don't play the piano to me.
"..."
After distributing things, their trip to the dungeon continued.
The one that finally recovered was the pig out of the slaughterhouse, that is so brave, there is no need to ask me for money and they will help, it can handle it by itself.
Because the more monsters there are, the more painful it is to hit it, the more body parts it will split. Although the blood loss is also more, but with Rwanda adding blood behind, it is not a problem at all.
With the addition of pigs, their speed of clearing mobs was more than doubled.
The only person who is dissatisfied is Xuetong Qinghuo, because he has to wear Zhu Qijie's mask again.
And don't play the piano to me and please talk to me about money. For those who are already sober or pigs, they are basically handsome guys, so they haven't been harassed and don't need to wear them.
In front of the dilapidated tower covered with withered vines, Ding Lingling introduced to Rwanda, "The third boss is a prophet named Elman, who is good at group attack spells and [flash], but has little blood."
The six people walked up the creaking and spiraling stairs to the top floor of the tower.
There were quite a lot of rooms on the top floor, and they didn't know where Elliman was, so they had to search one by one.
At this moment, they felt a flash in front of their eyes, a man wearing a black robe and a hood, with pale skin and frighteningly red lips appeared in front of them.
Please talk to me about the money they subconsciously go into alert mode.
"Oh hehehe..." The man suddenly covered his lips with one hand, and laughed wildly, but the laughter was very weak, like the voices of those eunuchs in ancient times, very harsh.
"I hate it," the man stretched out his hand with long nails, and waved at them, "The Lun family didn't do anything to you, why are you so cruel to the Lun family." When it was over, he gave them a shy look.
The whole body has a bad cold.
After throwing up against the wall, please talk to me about money, and suddenly squatted down and held the two hooves of a pig, "In contrast, you are so fresh and depilated, slim and fleshy, fat but not greasy." )
"..."
And Xuetong-Qinghuo was very excited, "It's still a pig, kiss him to death, kiss this shemale to death."
Still the pig turned to look at the man, grunting and shaking his head again and again.
"Can't attack?" Ding Lingling asked, "Isn't he male?"
Rwanda propped up her front paws and sat on Xuetong-Qinghuo's head, "It's still a pig, it is determined to become a shou, and this man is definitely not a gong, so I can't kiss a shou shou."
"..."
"I...I've wanted to ask for a long time," Xia Yuluohua was sweating profusely, "Is your... pig... a male... or a female?"
Or the pig started grunting again.
After the translation by Yansha-Nine Tails, Rwanda conveyed, "It said that physically it is a male, but psychologically it is definitely a female."
Xuetong-Qinghuo reached out and lifted Rwanda off his head, "Return my boudoir reputation."
Rwanda: "..."
And please talk to me about money is going to hang itself again.
The man covered his mouth and smiled, "You are so funny. My name is Elliman, as long as you listen to me tell a story, I will let you pass the test."
Disappointed, Rwanda suggested, "Are you the only one talking? Can't we exchange courtesy, you tell one, and we also talk about one?"
"Shut up." Xuetong Qinghuo put a rubber band around the mouth of the Rwandan fox.
Elliman sighed melancholy, and the story began, "Once upon a time there was a prophet who was beautiful, graceful, intellectual, intelligent, knowledgeable, brave, and kind."
"Yeah." The six of them nodded perfunctorily.
"It can be said that people love each other, flowers bloom when they see flowers, and cars see cars. There are too many people who admire him, but this prophet only has a soft spot for the baron."
"Ah."
"One day, the lord whom the prophet served——Baron Pukangli-D, summoned the prophet and asked the prophet to divination his fateful person in this life."
"Ah."
"The prophet started divination with the excitement and uneasiness of a young girl. Sure enough, God wants lovers to get married. The Baron's destined person is the prophet."
"Ah."
"But...but..." Speaking of this, Elliman wept bitterly, heartbroken, "I didn't expect the baron to drink medicine and commit suicide that night after he learned about it."
"..."
The six of them thought together: It's too slow, if it were me, I would have hit my head and died on the spot.
"Originally, he was saved, but he didn't expect to have a surprise when he opened the bottle. He enjoyed one more bottle, but... he couldn't be saved."
"..."
After Rwanda became a little fox, his agility increased and his speed became faster. No matter how sharp Stan Tugen's butcher's knife was, he couldn't reach him. He just jumped up and down without any risk.
"Come on, Xiaoda, come on, Xiaoda." Even Ding Lingling couldn't help but shouted to come on.
Others were stunned by Rwanda's speed.
"The weak point of this monster is in the neck, use the 'silver needle to cross the thread' to pierce him to death." As for the yarn-Nine Tails, she still has a conscience.
Rwanda looked back, embarrassed, "His neck is so lean and short, it's too much a test of my precision."
"He is not so fat that his chin is directly connected to his chest, leaving you with a thin neck, you should laugh."
Rwanda opened the distance from Stantu at full speed, quickly canceled the fox status, took out the silver needle, and said, "I cum, I cum, I cum."
His movement and posture made Stantu afraid, so he hid with his head in his arms.
After Rwanda calmed down, Stantu touched himself and felt no pain, "It's a miracle, it's all right."
"Of course you're fine, the needles are all here." Xuetong Qinghuo's voice came from behind.
Stantu turned his head sharply, Xuetong-Qinghuo was fluttering in red clothes, heroic and heroic, he didn't look like an injured person at all, "I didn't see the needle."
When Xuetong-Qinghuo turned around, his ass was densely covered with needles, like two prickly pear balls.
Everyone: "..."
"What do you mean by picking butts?" Xuetong-Qinghuo smiled instead of anger.
Rwanda shook his head hastily, "I aimed at Stantu's neck, but anyone who wants to go to you... there. Maybe, maybe, probably, your target is relatively large, so..."
Xuetong-Qinghuo pointed at Stantu's butt and growled, "bigger than him?"
Rwanda: "..."
"Stantu, hack him to death." Xuetong Qinghuo roared.
"Yes." Stantu raised his butcher's knife and rushed over, and a new round of wild jumping began again.
Xuetong-Qinghuo just cleaned the needle on his butt, "baji" something flew towards his ass, causing his ass to activate the self-defense system, and it tightened.
Turning around, he saw a little fox with five bodies sticking to his buttocks.
Xuetong-Qinghuohuan held his chest, "Can you stop messing with my ass?"
Luwanda spread out her four claws and clasped herself firmly on Xuetong-Qinghuo's ass, "It's not what I thought, Stantu beat me here. You..." Suddenly, the little claws were on Xuetong-Qinghuo's ass. I squeezed my butt, and rubbed it again, "Why is one side of your butt bigger and the other is smaller? Is it because you usually like to cross your legs, or when you massage your butt, you don't pay attention to the balance between the left and right forces?"
Xuetong-Qinghuo: "..."
"Could it be because of the massage? That means you didn't grasp it with both hands, or one of them was not strong enough, which resulted in the big one and the small one."
Xuetong-Qinghuo took a deep breath, told himself not to be as knowledgeable as him, "... come down."
"No, it's safe here."
Ass safe?Others sweated profusely.
"If you don't come down again, be careful that I release unknown gas."
"..."
This little fox from Rwanda climbed up to Xuetong-Qinghuo's head like a monkey climbing a tree, "Xuetong, you are a fox demon, not a weasel."
Xuetong-Qinghuo: "..."
And seeing Stantu, who finally emerged from behind Xuetong Qinghuo, Rwanda raised his knife and was about to cut him.
Xuetong-Qinghuo stared back, and Stantu burst into flames all over for no reason, and let out a scream.
After observing them for a long time, please talk to me about money, and secretly asked Gossip Luohua, "Where did you meet these two people? It seems that they are NPCs but they are not NPCs. That woman can have a certain amount of money after level 92." It is possible to learn the transformation technique. But the first-level master in our district, Xiangtian Yixiao, is only level [-], so it is impossible for her to be higher than the master."
"Xiao Da said that she was doing a mission, so she did this temporarily." Ding Lingling said very simply.
"What about that man? The trick he used to make the BOSS fuck just now seems to be the fire method [burning], but just now I saw him playing the ice method [ice pick]."
"Xue Tong is an elemental summoner." This time it was Hua Yuhua who answered him.
"Also, why can they hide their names when forming a team? And has any of you ever seen a pet pig that can tease and molest others?"
Now no one can answer.
Rwanda and Xuetong-Qinghuo are becoming more and more mysterious in their eyes.
"Come and share things." Rwanda still kept the appearance of a little fox lying on top of Xuetong-Qinghuo's head, waving his paws at them.
"Add blood to yourself first." Xuetong-Qinghuo reminded him.
Only then did Rwanda realize that his health bar was only 20.00%[-] left. Just as he was about to transform back into a human form, he heard Kesha-Nine Tails say, "You don't need to transform back to gain blood, because blood gain is not an attack skill."
Rwanda used a [Holy Light: Healing] on himself, it really could be added, and the action was very cute, two small claws planed and planed, and then the skill singing of two claws together like worshiping Buddha was completed.
"It's so cute." Ding Lingling wanted to hug Rwanda, but she was not tall enough to reach Xuetong Qinghuo's head.
Rwanda was also unwilling to come down, because it was tired after being chased for a long time.
Not long after the elite game, the red-clothed little fox with blood on his head became the symbol of Xuetong-Qinghuo.
"Why is it an egg again?" Please talk to me about money and wail.
"It is estimated that the spawning period has come, so they all laid eggs." Ding Lingling also felt very disappointed.
"In comparison, don't you think that riding a fat man is much better than riding a woman?" Don't play the piano to me.
"..."
After distributing things, their trip to the dungeon continued.
The one that finally recovered was the pig out of the slaughterhouse, that is so brave, there is no need to ask me for money and they will help, it can handle it by itself.
Because the more monsters there are, the more painful it is to hit it, the more body parts it will split. Although the blood loss is also more, but with Rwanda adding blood behind, it is not a problem at all.
With the addition of pigs, their speed of clearing mobs was more than doubled.
The only person who is dissatisfied is Xuetong Qinghuo, because he has to wear Zhu Qijie's mask again.
And don't play the piano to me and please talk to me about money. For those who are already sober or pigs, they are basically handsome guys, so they haven't been harassed and don't need to wear them.
In front of the dilapidated tower covered with withered vines, Ding Lingling introduced to Rwanda, "The third boss is a prophet named Elman, who is good at group attack spells and [flash], but has little blood."
The six people walked up the creaking and spiraling stairs to the top floor of the tower.
There were quite a lot of rooms on the top floor, and they didn't know where Elliman was, so they had to search one by one.
At this moment, they felt a flash in front of their eyes, a man wearing a black robe and a hood, with pale skin and frighteningly red lips appeared in front of them.
Please talk to me about the money they subconsciously go into alert mode.
"Oh hehehe..." The man suddenly covered his lips with one hand, and laughed wildly, but the laughter was very weak, like the voices of those eunuchs in ancient times, very harsh.
"I hate it," the man stretched out his hand with long nails, and waved at them, "The Lun family didn't do anything to you, why are you so cruel to the Lun family." When it was over, he gave them a shy look.
The whole body has a bad cold.
After throwing up against the wall, please talk to me about money, and suddenly squatted down and held the two hooves of a pig, "In contrast, you are so fresh and depilated, slim and fleshy, fat but not greasy." )
"..."
And Xuetong-Qinghuo was very excited, "It's still a pig, kiss him to death, kiss this shemale to death."
Still the pig turned to look at the man, grunting and shaking his head again and again.
"Can't attack?" Ding Lingling asked, "Isn't he male?"
Rwanda propped up her front paws and sat on Xuetong-Qinghuo's head, "It's still a pig, it is determined to become a shou, and this man is definitely not a gong, so I can't kiss a shou shou."
"..."
"I...I've wanted to ask for a long time," Xia Yuluohua was sweating profusely, "Is your... pig... a male... or a female?"
Or the pig started grunting again.
After the translation by Yansha-Nine Tails, Rwanda conveyed, "It said that physically it is a male, but psychologically it is definitely a female."
Xuetong-Qinghuo reached out and lifted Rwanda off his head, "Return my boudoir reputation."
Rwanda: "..."
And please talk to me about money is going to hang itself again.
The man covered his mouth and smiled, "You are so funny. My name is Elliman, as long as you listen to me tell a story, I will let you pass the test."
Disappointed, Rwanda suggested, "Are you the only one talking? Can't we exchange courtesy, you tell one, and we also talk about one?"
"Shut up." Xuetong Qinghuo put a rubber band around the mouth of the Rwandan fox.
Elliman sighed melancholy, and the story began, "Once upon a time there was a prophet who was beautiful, graceful, intellectual, intelligent, knowledgeable, brave, and kind."
"Yeah." The six of them nodded perfunctorily.
"It can be said that people love each other, flowers bloom when they see flowers, and cars see cars. There are too many people who admire him, but this prophet only has a soft spot for the baron."
"Ah."
"One day, the lord whom the prophet served——Baron Pukangli-D, summoned the prophet and asked the prophet to divination his fateful person in this life."
"Ah."
"The prophet started divination with the excitement and uneasiness of a young girl. Sure enough, God wants lovers to get married. The Baron's destined person is the prophet."
"Ah."
"But...but..." Speaking of this, Elliman wept bitterly, heartbroken, "I didn't expect the baron to drink medicine and commit suicide that night after he learned about it."
"..."
The six of them thought together: It's too slow, if it were me, I would have hit my head and died on the spot.
"Originally, he was saved, but he didn't expect to have a surprise when he opened the bottle. He enjoyed one more bottle, but... he couldn't be saved."
"..."
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