must have fun
Chapter 78
In the palace, the two were having a good time talking about the way of longevity, and the atmosphere was harmonious.
The person who accidentally eavesdropped outside couldn't bear it any longer, and pushed the door and broke in without notification.
The prince's lips moved, and with suppressed anger, he shouted: "Royal brother, how dare you talk about these crooked ways with your father! Are you plotting something wrong?!"
The bodies of the two who were smashed stiffened slightly, but they returned to normal in an instant. Before the person who questioned the prince could explain, the emperor on the seat glared at the prince angrily: "What is the prince trying to do?"
In the blink of an eye, the prince had already knelt in front of the steps of the main hall, kowtowed and said: "I want to persuade my father, don't listen to the nonsense of my ninth brother. People are born with numbers. Throughout the ages, how many emperors have tried to obtain the way of longevity, but they all lost their money. But the country was overthrown, the people were in dire straits, the power officials were in chaos, and wars broke out everywhere."
"Father, the country must be the most important thing, don't listen to slanderous words, and go astray!" The prince begged: "The other minister is incompetent, please forgive me!"
Lu Meng's face was as cold as ice, and his tone was serious, he said: "Prince, you are worrying too much, I am just discussing family affairs with your ninth younger brother, it is not as serious as what the prince said."
Before the prince could heave a sigh of relief, the ruler from above threw down and hit the prince right in front of him.
Lu Meng was furious: "I want to ask how the prince broke in without a call. Did he just eavesdrop outside?"
The prince trembled all over, sweating profusely. Realizing his impropriety, he quickly bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "I know my mistake, please forgive my father. I have no intention of spying on the king, and I am really afraid that my father will be punished." Longevity blinds the eyes, confuses the audience, leads astray, and destroys the foundation, so..."
Lu Meng sneered and interrupted him: "Okay, my prince keeps talking about his foundation, is this because he has been looking forward to my seat for a long time? He is really a good prince!"
The prince was frightened and flustered for a while, kowtowed repeatedly and said: "My son has no such intention!"
The Nine Kings, who had been silent all this time, also knelt down at this moment, and spoke for the crown prince: "Brother Huang only cares about the father, and he will never be so rebellious. Please calm down the father."
Lu Meng snorted coldly, without saying a word.
The Nine Kings took the opportunity to explain to the prince: "Don't worry, brother, I'm just talking to my father about some methods of health preservation and breath adjustment. I hope that my father can use this to pay attention to sleep and food, avoid overwork, and achieve health and longevity. The purpose. It is not to induce father and emperor to enter my Taoist sect and delay state affairs."
The prince tilted his head slightly, and glanced at the Nine Kings, feeling angry and weak.
Lu Meng looked at the Nine Kings, who were well-founded in their advances and retreats, and at the Crown Prince, who had lost his dignity.
He was still angry, and said: "For the sake of your brother interceding for you, I will forgive you this time, but there will never be a next time!"
The prince didn't dare to respond, and retreated from the palace under Lu Meng's angry glaring.
Neither of them had ever seen the weird smile on the corners of Jiu Wang's mouth when he turned around and walked into the darkness, and how sinister his squinted eyes were, like an eagle waiting for the right time to choose someone to eat.
After struggling for many days, finally curiosity overwhelmed everything, Xuancheng decided to go to the brothel to see what is good about the place that can attract his son-in-law.
She swaggered into the pavilion where there were groups of women, and opened the curtain covering the door, and was choked by the pungent smell of powder in her first breath.
If it was said that the smell left on Shu Dianhe's body last time, peony petals fell into the clear stream, then right now, he strayed into the flowers, and his eyes were full of peony flowers.
When the madam saw a guest coming, she took a look at him and saw that it was a young man. She came up to greet her in a sophisticated way and said, "Is the guest coming here just to eat wine, or to meet girls?"
Xuancheng put down his hand covering his nose, deliberately straightened his waist, and imitated Shu Dianhe's usual way of talking leisurely. He felt that this way would be easier to please girls, so he shook his head at the madam and said, "Tell me the most beautiful girl in this building." Call them all out, show me." Feeling empty again, he forgot to take another fan.
This time she purposely tied her chest, as long as she spoke and lowered her voice, no one would suspect that she was a woman.
The reason is that she is young and her tone is so loud, like a first-time brother who is out to hang out for the first time, and she is ignorant of the world. The madam looked at her questioningly and asked: "Did the guest bring enough money? We can't pay on credit." .”
Does she look like a master without money?Xuancheng raised his eyebrows, he was really charming and handsome, he casually took out a bank note from his sleeve, waved it in front of the madam, and immediately took it back.She wanted it, but she didn't want to give it right away.
"It's up to you to arrange, but I want to return home having fun." Xuan Cheng said proudly.
The bustard didn't grab the banknote, she resentfully said with a smile on her face, "It's because I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, young master please."
The madam wanted to make money, and she opened a box for Xuancheng alone, and then pulled almost half of the beautiful girls in the building to Xuancheng for her to choose.
Xuancheng Diaoerlang should sit on a chair, this one is not good, that one is not good, she is used to Shu Dianhe's amazing face, these ordinary vulgar fans are completely horrible in her eyes.
It took her a long time to pick out two women who looked gentle and could barely catch the eye.
From the mouth of the bustard, I learned that the thinner one among them was named Yiwu and the other was named Yige.
After the madam accepted the money, she wrinkled her face with a smile, and gave the two women who stayed behind a friendly look, and then led the rest out of the room, leaving room for the guests to have fun.
There was no embarrassment as expected, as soon as the door closed, the two women immediately surrounded Xuancheng, one delivered food, the other fed wine, Xuancheng had no time to react and almost choked.
Taking the opportunity, Yiwu took out the handkerchief and wiped Xuancheng's mouth, and there was another burst of fragrance.
As soon as the scent was removed, a warm body was stuffed into Xuancheng's arms suddenly, and there was a scantily clad woman on her thigh.
This happened almost instantaneously, Xuan Cheng couldn't dodge it, and hurriedly yelled to stop, trying to push the person in his arms out.
Yige in his arms embraced Xuancheng's neck, and said coquettishly, "What's wrong, young master? Is it the sisters who don't like it?"
The woman was naturally charming, Xuancheng seemed to be holding a ball of soft cotton in her arms, her eyes cast down inadvertently, the white-haired breasts that were half exposed outside the skirt made her eyes hurt.
Does Shu Dianhe like this soft and charming one?Xuancheng imagined what it would be like if he became like this, and the moment the thought came up, he couldn't stop the goosebumps all over his body.
No, she can't do it, if Shu Dianhe really likes this kind of thing, don't delay anyone, just forget it.
Xuancheng smirked: "Xi Xi Xi, I like you."
Yiwu hugged Xuancheng's shoulder dissatisfiedly, wanting Xuancheng to like herself.
Xuancheng felt a chill in his heart, and he was perfunctory.
Satisfied, the two women offered their red lips flatteringly at the same time. Xuancheng was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his body and hid.
The women lost their time and almost kissed each other. They turned to each other, covered their lips with handkerchiefs, and smiled coquettishly like silver bells.
Yiwu was in Xuancheng's arms, stroking Xuancheng's cheeks with his fingers, feeling the burning heat in his fingertips, and asked bluntly: "Young master is so shy, isn't it a chick?"
Xuancheng looked at her with bright eyes, as if he was the yang in Caiyang to mend yin, he was frightened, and he retorted: "You are the chick!" As he spoke, he pushed the person out of his arms .
If there is no chair to sit on, why sit on her lap?She and her son-in-law have never been so close before.
She held down the two people who wanted to get entangled again, and said anxiously: "Can't we have a quiet chat for a while?" She was afraid of being thrown down.
The two women looked at each other, and saw doubt and interest in each other's eyes. Wouldn't it be ridiculous to go to the brothel and just chat without doing adult things?
The two covered their mouths again, giggling.
Xuancheng realized slowly that he was talking nonsense, and blushed with embarrassment. Seeing how experienced they were, he felt a little overwhelmed.Now that you've come here, why don't you find out what you've always been curious about, so that this trip is worthwhile.
She hesitated and said, "You know...it's that...between a man and a woman...what the hell is going on..." Before she finished speaking, the temperature on her face was already extremely hot.
The expressions of the two women were exactly as I expected, and they regarded Xuancheng as a prey brought to their mouths. They deliberately wanted to tease her and asked knowingly: "Master, as a man, don't you know?"
Xuancheng was extremely embarrassed, thousands of words flashed through his mind, none of which could save his face.
Fortunately, the women have been fighting on the battlefield for a long time, and they have good eyesight, so they accept it when they see it.
Singer Yi threw Pa to Xuancheng's face, leaned half of his body towards Xuancheng's chest, and said: "Then why don't you let my sister serve you on the bed, and talk slowly~" Yiwu echoed.
Xuancheng was puzzled and slipped out of the gap between the two, slipped to the other side of the table, faced them far away, and said solemnly: "I just want to hear what you have to say."
Yige and Yiwu thought that they had met Liu Xiahui, and they would not be able to earn the overnight fee, so they wiped their mouths with a handkerchief in a dull manner: "What do you want to hear, my lord?"
"I want to know." Xuancheng said bluntly.
The women pondered for a while, although they knew this very well, but if they really wanted to talk about it, they really didn't know where to start.
Seeing that Xuancheng's posture of holding the silver was chic enough, they dug out the fire avoidance map from the drawer beside the bed in the room and handed it to Xuancheng to look at.The original function of these fire-avoidance maps was to guide the jerky guests to have sex, and now it was just right to show it to the weird little boy in front of him.
As for □□, when they got married, the palace had specially sent a nanny to teach Xuancheng.But at that time, because of Shu Dianhe's refusal to marry, she was very reluctant to this marriage.She ignored Mammy's teachings and didn't listen to a word.Missing the opportunity to learn, she has always been in a state of half-knowledge about sex.
The so-called fire avoidance map, on the surface, is no different from other books. Xuancheng opened it casually, but the next breath was shocked by the explicit patterns inside, and he held his breath in shock.
Enduring the overwhelming embarrassment, she managed to maintain a calm face, turning the pages one by one.Every picture gave her a great shock. It turns out that people can be so close to each other.
When Xuancheng's eyes were wide open, Yige and Yiwu would not give up and came to Xuancheng's side to watch with her.
Caught off guard, Xuancheng's pupils shrank suddenly.
Wait, women can too?
The author has something to say: I want to tell you a bad news. I have been too busy recently, and I have no time to code words, and I only have [-] words left in my manuscript, and I haven’t seen the end yet. Please be sure to do a good job of breaking the daily update Prepare.
If during this period, there is a benefactor who is willing to support me so that I don't have to work anymore, then I will say something.
The person who accidentally eavesdropped outside couldn't bear it any longer, and pushed the door and broke in without notification.
The prince's lips moved, and with suppressed anger, he shouted: "Royal brother, how dare you talk about these crooked ways with your father! Are you plotting something wrong?!"
The bodies of the two who were smashed stiffened slightly, but they returned to normal in an instant. Before the person who questioned the prince could explain, the emperor on the seat glared at the prince angrily: "What is the prince trying to do?"
In the blink of an eye, the prince had already knelt in front of the steps of the main hall, kowtowed and said: "I want to persuade my father, don't listen to the nonsense of my ninth brother. People are born with numbers. Throughout the ages, how many emperors have tried to obtain the way of longevity, but they all lost their money. But the country was overthrown, the people were in dire straits, the power officials were in chaos, and wars broke out everywhere."
"Father, the country must be the most important thing, don't listen to slanderous words, and go astray!" The prince begged: "The other minister is incompetent, please forgive me!"
Lu Meng's face was as cold as ice, and his tone was serious, he said: "Prince, you are worrying too much, I am just discussing family affairs with your ninth younger brother, it is not as serious as what the prince said."
Before the prince could heave a sigh of relief, the ruler from above threw down and hit the prince right in front of him.
Lu Meng was furious: "I want to ask how the prince broke in without a call. Did he just eavesdrop outside?"
The prince trembled all over, sweating profusely. Realizing his impropriety, he quickly bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "I know my mistake, please forgive my father. I have no intention of spying on the king, and I am really afraid that my father will be punished." Longevity blinds the eyes, confuses the audience, leads astray, and destroys the foundation, so..."
Lu Meng sneered and interrupted him: "Okay, my prince keeps talking about his foundation, is this because he has been looking forward to my seat for a long time? He is really a good prince!"
The prince was frightened and flustered for a while, kowtowed repeatedly and said: "My son has no such intention!"
The Nine Kings, who had been silent all this time, also knelt down at this moment, and spoke for the crown prince: "Brother Huang only cares about the father, and he will never be so rebellious. Please calm down the father."
Lu Meng snorted coldly, without saying a word.
The Nine Kings took the opportunity to explain to the prince: "Don't worry, brother, I'm just talking to my father about some methods of health preservation and breath adjustment. I hope that my father can use this to pay attention to sleep and food, avoid overwork, and achieve health and longevity. The purpose. It is not to induce father and emperor to enter my Taoist sect and delay state affairs."
The prince tilted his head slightly, and glanced at the Nine Kings, feeling angry and weak.
Lu Meng looked at the Nine Kings, who were well-founded in their advances and retreats, and at the Crown Prince, who had lost his dignity.
He was still angry, and said: "For the sake of your brother interceding for you, I will forgive you this time, but there will never be a next time!"
The prince didn't dare to respond, and retreated from the palace under Lu Meng's angry glaring.
Neither of them had ever seen the weird smile on the corners of Jiu Wang's mouth when he turned around and walked into the darkness, and how sinister his squinted eyes were, like an eagle waiting for the right time to choose someone to eat.
After struggling for many days, finally curiosity overwhelmed everything, Xuancheng decided to go to the brothel to see what is good about the place that can attract his son-in-law.
She swaggered into the pavilion where there were groups of women, and opened the curtain covering the door, and was choked by the pungent smell of powder in her first breath.
If it was said that the smell left on Shu Dianhe's body last time, peony petals fell into the clear stream, then right now, he strayed into the flowers, and his eyes were full of peony flowers.
When the madam saw a guest coming, she took a look at him and saw that it was a young man. She came up to greet her in a sophisticated way and said, "Is the guest coming here just to eat wine, or to meet girls?"
Xuancheng put down his hand covering his nose, deliberately straightened his waist, and imitated Shu Dianhe's usual way of talking leisurely. He felt that this way would be easier to please girls, so he shook his head at the madam and said, "Tell me the most beautiful girl in this building." Call them all out, show me." Feeling empty again, he forgot to take another fan.
This time she purposely tied her chest, as long as she spoke and lowered her voice, no one would suspect that she was a woman.
The reason is that she is young and her tone is so loud, like a first-time brother who is out to hang out for the first time, and she is ignorant of the world. The madam looked at her questioningly and asked: "Did the guest bring enough money? We can't pay on credit." .”
Does she look like a master without money?Xuancheng raised his eyebrows, he was really charming and handsome, he casually took out a bank note from his sleeve, waved it in front of the madam, and immediately took it back.She wanted it, but she didn't want to give it right away.
"It's up to you to arrange, but I want to return home having fun." Xuan Cheng said proudly.
The bustard didn't grab the banknote, she resentfully said with a smile on her face, "It's because I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, young master please."
The madam wanted to make money, and she opened a box for Xuancheng alone, and then pulled almost half of the beautiful girls in the building to Xuancheng for her to choose.
Xuancheng Diaoerlang should sit on a chair, this one is not good, that one is not good, she is used to Shu Dianhe's amazing face, these ordinary vulgar fans are completely horrible in her eyes.
It took her a long time to pick out two women who looked gentle and could barely catch the eye.
From the mouth of the bustard, I learned that the thinner one among them was named Yiwu and the other was named Yige.
After the madam accepted the money, she wrinkled her face with a smile, and gave the two women who stayed behind a friendly look, and then led the rest out of the room, leaving room for the guests to have fun.
There was no embarrassment as expected, as soon as the door closed, the two women immediately surrounded Xuancheng, one delivered food, the other fed wine, Xuancheng had no time to react and almost choked.
Taking the opportunity, Yiwu took out the handkerchief and wiped Xuancheng's mouth, and there was another burst of fragrance.
As soon as the scent was removed, a warm body was stuffed into Xuancheng's arms suddenly, and there was a scantily clad woman on her thigh.
This happened almost instantaneously, Xuan Cheng couldn't dodge it, and hurriedly yelled to stop, trying to push the person in his arms out.
Yige in his arms embraced Xuancheng's neck, and said coquettishly, "What's wrong, young master? Is it the sisters who don't like it?"
The woman was naturally charming, Xuancheng seemed to be holding a ball of soft cotton in her arms, her eyes cast down inadvertently, the white-haired breasts that were half exposed outside the skirt made her eyes hurt.
Does Shu Dianhe like this soft and charming one?Xuancheng imagined what it would be like if he became like this, and the moment the thought came up, he couldn't stop the goosebumps all over his body.
No, she can't do it, if Shu Dianhe really likes this kind of thing, don't delay anyone, just forget it.
Xuancheng smirked: "Xi Xi Xi, I like you."
Yiwu hugged Xuancheng's shoulder dissatisfiedly, wanting Xuancheng to like herself.
Xuancheng felt a chill in his heart, and he was perfunctory.
Satisfied, the two women offered their red lips flatteringly at the same time. Xuancheng was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his body and hid.
The women lost their time and almost kissed each other. They turned to each other, covered their lips with handkerchiefs, and smiled coquettishly like silver bells.
Yiwu was in Xuancheng's arms, stroking Xuancheng's cheeks with his fingers, feeling the burning heat in his fingertips, and asked bluntly: "Young master is so shy, isn't it a chick?"
Xuancheng looked at her with bright eyes, as if he was the yang in Caiyang to mend yin, he was frightened, and he retorted: "You are the chick!" As he spoke, he pushed the person out of his arms .
If there is no chair to sit on, why sit on her lap?She and her son-in-law have never been so close before.
She held down the two people who wanted to get entangled again, and said anxiously: "Can't we have a quiet chat for a while?" She was afraid of being thrown down.
The two women looked at each other, and saw doubt and interest in each other's eyes. Wouldn't it be ridiculous to go to the brothel and just chat without doing adult things?
The two covered their mouths again, giggling.
Xuancheng realized slowly that he was talking nonsense, and blushed with embarrassment. Seeing how experienced they were, he felt a little overwhelmed.Now that you've come here, why don't you find out what you've always been curious about, so that this trip is worthwhile.
She hesitated and said, "You know...it's that...between a man and a woman...what the hell is going on..." Before she finished speaking, the temperature on her face was already extremely hot.
The expressions of the two women were exactly as I expected, and they regarded Xuancheng as a prey brought to their mouths. They deliberately wanted to tease her and asked knowingly: "Master, as a man, don't you know?"
Xuancheng was extremely embarrassed, thousands of words flashed through his mind, none of which could save his face.
Fortunately, the women have been fighting on the battlefield for a long time, and they have good eyesight, so they accept it when they see it.
Singer Yi threw Pa to Xuancheng's face, leaned half of his body towards Xuancheng's chest, and said: "Then why don't you let my sister serve you on the bed, and talk slowly~" Yiwu echoed.
Xuancheng was puzzled and slipped out of the gap between the two, slipped to the other side of the table, faced them far away, and said solemnly: "I just want to hear what you have to say."
Yige and Yiwu thought that they had met Liu Xiahui, and they would not be able to earn the overnight fee, so they wiped their mouths with a handkerchief in a dull manner: "What do you want to hear, my lord?"
"I want to know." Xuancheng said bluntly.
The women pondered for a while, although they knew this very well, but if they really wanted to talk about it, they really didn't know where to start.
Seeing that Xuancheng's posture of holding the silver was chic enough, they dug out the fire avoidance map from the drawer beside the bed in the room and handed it to Xuancheng to look at.The original function of these fire-avoidance maps was to guide the jerky guests to have sex, and now it was just right to show it to the weird little boy in front of him.
As for □□, when they got married, the palace had specially sent a nanny to teach Xuancheng.But at that time, because of Shu Dianhe's refusal to marry, she was very reluctant to this marriage.She ignored Mammy's teachings and didn't listen to a word.Missing the opportunity to learn, she has always been in a state of half-knowledge about sex.
The so-called fire avoidance map, on the surface, is no different from other books. Xuancheng opened it casually, but the next breath was shocked by the explicit patterns inside, and he held his breath in shock.
Enduring the overwhelming embarrassment, she managed to maintain a calm face, turning the pages one by one.Every picture gave her a great shock. It turns out that people can be so close to each other.
When Xuancheng's eyes were wide open, Yige and Yiwu would not give up and came to Xuancheng's side to watch with her.
Caught off guard, Xuancheng's pupils shrank suddenly.
Wait, women can too?
The author has something to say: I want to tell you a bad news. I have been too busy recently, and I have no time to code words, and I only have [-] words left in my manuscript, and I haven’t seen the end yet. Please be sure to do a good job of breaking the daily update Prepare.
If during this period, there is a benefactor who is willing to support me so that I don't have to work anymore, then I will say something.
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