When a natural straight man crosses and becomes Uchiha Madara

Now that he's figured it out, Madara doesn't worry about it any more. He knelt down and picked up the messy documents on the floor and said apologetically, "I'm sorry for making your place so messy. Let me clean it up for you."

"I'll help too." Hashirama said as he knelt down to pick up documents with Madara, and put all the documents scattered on the floor on the desk. He looked at Madara and asked with concern, "How is your eye?"

Madara subconsciously stroked the bandage on her left eye and said, "It's still the same as before, a vast expanse of whiteness, unable to see light."

"Be patient for a few more days, and I will transplant the cells into your body when your body recovers completely."

"Ah."

"It's almost noon, let's go have dinner together."

"Okay." Madara was talking, Kyuubi jumped in from the window and shouted: "I want to go together too."

Looking at the tall Kyuubi in front of him, the corners of Madara's lips began to twitch, today's lunch is a treat for him, how much does such a big fox eat?He won't have to pass the next month.

Madara wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "Can you become smaller? Otherwise, the restaurant won't let you in!" The most important thing is that his purse is about to cry.

Kyuubi immediately narrowed down a bit and asked, "Is this okay?"

"Smaller."

"so?"

"Smaller."

"Then I will."

"Zoom down a little more."

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Kyuubi kept shrinking until he became the size of a palm, and Madara said with satisfaction: "That's it." He has saved his salary this month, long live!

Hashirama, who witnessed the whole process of Kyuubi being tossed next to him, was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak. He almost couldn't believe that this obedient and obedient fox was the fierce and dangerous Nine-Tailed Demon Fox that he had encountered before. Zhong knew that Kyuubi became Madara's psychic ninja, but he really didn't expect that the relationship between Kyuubi and Madara would be so good, as if they had known each other for a long time...

Hashirama was still puzzled, Uzumaki Mito, who had just left not long ago, suddenly jumped in from the window and shouted: "Hashirama, I suddenly remembered something very important and I need your help."

"What's the matter?" Hashirama asked suspiciously, Mito glanced at Madara and Kyuubi before saying to him, "I want to tell you this matter alone."

"Then Kyuubi and I will go first, it's the same restaurant as last time, just pass by Hashirama in a while." Madara said and walked out, Mito immediately waved with a very bright smile and said: "Go."

Madara left Hokage's office, Kyuubi jumped on his head and said worriedly: "I have a very bad feeling."

"A bad feeling?"

"Yes, that girl's smile just now was very weird!"

"When will her smile not be weird?"

"That's true, but her smile just now was bright and strange, as if something big was going to happen. My sixth sense told me that something bad was going to happen."

"It's not that serious, is it?"

"It's just that serious."

Hearing Kyuubi's solemn words, Madara immediately turned around and walked back, wanting to know what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd.

Pushing open the wooden door of Hokage's office, Madara happened to see Hashirama stamping Hokage's seal on a document in Mito's hand, and he hurriedly asked, "What document is that?"

Mito put the document close to his body before smiling and said: "It is a document that agrees with me to establish the Female Ninja Association in Konoha. In the future, my association will also enjoy Konoha's annual budget. Be envious."

"Mito said that this is an organization established to improve the status of female ninjas and protect the rights and interests of female ninjas. I think... very good, so I agreed."

Hashirama explained next to him, his face was already reddish, if someone else raised it, he would definitely think it over and hold a plenary meeting to discuss with everyone whether to establish this association, but because it was Mito who made this request, he was full of guilt and embarrassment towards her. The grateful Hashirama really didn't want to disappoint her, so he agreed directly. This kind of behavior, which was similar to self-serving, made Hashirama feel uneasy and blushed.

Madara didn't pay attention to Hashirama's face, but said to Mito in surprise: "Female Ninja Association? You established this organization after referring to the woman from Seireitei, uh... the association."

"Yeah, I just want to set up an organization that specifically seeks welfare for women. Would you like to set up a male ninja association as a foil?"

"No, I don't want a male ninja meeting in the bathroom."

Madara directly refused, and secretly prayed for all the male ninjas in Konoha. Judging from the "Golden Illustrated Lottery", the female Shinigami Association is quite powerful. It's hard to endure.

He was still thinking about it, when Kyuubi lay on Madara's head and said weakly, "It's over."

"What's the end?"

"You, Hashirama, Togama, Quanna, and the reputation of Konoha's pretty ninjas are about to end."

"Fame?" Hashirama's voice was full of doubts. What does the approval of the establishment of the Women's Ninja Association have to do with their reputation?

"Madara, we must prevent the establishment of the Women's Ninja Association! Otherwise, it will be too late for you to cry—" Kyuubi was talking, his body suddenly disappeared into a cloud of smoke, and Mito kept smiling with one-handed mudra Wai said softly: "You really talk too much, let's reflect on it for a few days."

Uzumaki Mito's black-bellied smile, which is infinitely similar to Captain Unohana's, immediately made Madara shudder, and Hashirama also regretted rashly agreeing to establish the Women's Ninja Association. It seems that Konoha will have an incredible organization!

"The two of you will not stop the establishment of the Female Ninja Association. If you stop, you will be the public enemy of all female ninjas in Konoha!" Mito said softly, with a very beautiful smile on his face, and a large lily blooming behind him flower……

Facing Mito's beautiful but dark smile, both of them felt a lot of pressure.

A few days later, the Konoha Women's Ninja Association was formally established, and on the day it was listed, Madara was given a huge blow.

When Uchiha Madara entered Hokage Building as usual and pushed open the wooden door of his supervisory office, the unfamiliar table and chair arrangement in front of him almost made him think that he had entered the wrong room. He took a step back and checked the wooden sign on the wall outside the door to confirm that it was the post of the Supervisory Department. , Immediately shouted unhappily to Uzumaki Mito, who was sitting leisurely on the armchair drinking tea in the room: "What's going on? Why did my office suddenly change?"

"Your office has been requisitioned by the Female Ninja Association. This will be my office from now on. Please knock on the door before coming in next time."

"Why hasn't anyone informed me about this?"

"Aren't I notifying you now?"

"What kind of notice is this? It's too much to just run to my office and announce that this place is yours! Move out immediately! Also, move all my things back!"

"I have a warrant from Mr. Naruto. It says that this office will be owned by the Female Ninja Association from now on, so I am protected by Konoha's law. If Mr. Inspector makes noise in my office, be careful and I will sue you!"

Uzumaki Mito took out a warrant with the Hokage seal and said, Madara looked at it and found that it really said that the inspection office was changed to the office of the president of the Women's Ninja Association.

When Madara saw the warrant, he immediately became angry, and immediately ran up the stairs to the second floor to find Hashirama to settle the score.

Pushing open the door of Hokage's office, he found that all the office supplies in his monitoring room were placed inside. Madara strode up to Hashirama and slapped the table hard, shouting: "What the hell is going on?! Why is my office Was it taken over by someone?"

Hashirama already knew that Madara would come over to pat the table with him, put down the pen that was writing documents, and showed a helpless look: "Yesterday, Mito asked me for your office. I didn't agree at first, but she pestered me. I have nothing to do all night, so I can only wrong you."

Hashirama didn't tell the truth about this matter. In fact, Mito didn't bother him at all. Instead, he analyzed in detail the reasons why Hashirama and Hashirama had not made any progress so far. It was also one of the reasons, and immediately obeyed Mito's opinion to revoke Madara's supervisory office, and Mito also reaped the benefits of getting an office in Konoha's administrative center as the association base.

There are actually loopholes in Hashirama's words, but his reputation and character are so good, so Madara didn't suspect him at all. Hearing that Hashirama was entangled by Mito all night, his anger also subsided, and he frowned Said: "You give her the supervisory office, what should I do?"

Behind Madara, Mito smiled and said, "Didn't I already move your things to Hokage's office? Anyway, your job is to supervise all the work of Hokage, and the office arrangement is most suitable here."

"It's a good fart! I am free and easy in my office, what do I like to do? His Hokage office is full of people coming and going all day, and I can't sleep in if I want to! I don't want to share an office with Hashirama!"

Madara strongly rejected this bad idea, and Hashirama suddenly said in a difficult way: "But now there is no extra room in Hokage Building for you to use as an office."

Mito smiled happily and said: "As far as I know, the Inspector doesn't work at all, since it's useless if you want an office, you might as well give it to someone who needs it more. If you must have an office... listen Said that the men's toilet in Hokage Building is quite big, you can move the tables and chairs there, and you can also earn some extra money there for a fee, how nice it is."

Such arrogant and unflattering words made Madara have a strong urge to open the kaleidoscope Sharingan for her. He used to think that this school girl was cute, but now he realizes how wrong he was. His head was squeezed by the door. There will be thoughts that are hundreds of light years away from the truth,

After a while, Madara endured the stomachache and patted Zhujian on the shoulder and said happily: "It's great that you didn't marry this woman, how many years will you live less if you marry her!"

"The office thing..."

"I'll make do with you for the time being. After all, it's surveillance. It's a bit unreasonable not to have an office. If you think I'm annoying, forget it. At worst, I'll rent a house outside, but you will reimburse me for all expenses."

"Why would I find you annoying, I'm glad I can share an office with Madara."

Hashirama said with a smile, and then looked at Mito without any trace. Mito made a "V" gesture to indicate that the battle was successful. Yes, everything that happened today was for the purpose of letting Hashirama share an office to improve Feelings, I believe the JQ between the two will come rolling in in the future!

An hour later, the Konoha Female Ninja Association was officially established, and all the off-duty female ninjas in Konoha came to congratulate. The association's office in the city receives guests.

It is worth mentioning that the vice president of the Ninja Association is the nurse who was entrusted by Madara to take care of Quanna in the medical center last time. As a medical ninja who is not strong, she easily defeated many competitors and became the whirlpool water. Hu's right-hand man surprised many people, only Madara is not surprised by this, just by looking at the very similar weird smiles that the two women often show, you know that their magnetic fields are very compatible, and they will be embarrassed... It's normal.

In Hokage's office, Madara sat behind the desk and listened to Yingying Yanyan's voice downstairs and said very upset: "It's really noisy, this is the administrative center of Konoha, okay, what do they think of this place? A tea party or a leisure hall?" Madara now doesn't like the female ninja association that robbed his office at all, and can't wait to ban it directly.

Hashirama smiled and said to him: "Today is the day when the Women's Ninja Association was established. It's normal for them to be a little excited. After all, women's ninjas have paid more than men's ninjas, but no one has paid attention to these things for a long time. Mito established this association. They were very moved by their purpose!"

"I hope those female ninjas get together and don't cause any trouble."

"No, Mito is a very measured person."

"Humph."

Madara sneered at his words, Mito is no longer the original, it is better for Hashirama not to be so confident, anyway, he has no confidence in that woman full of weird thoughts.

"Madara, how is your body?" Hashirama asked suddenly, Madara was slightly startled, and then replied: "Very good."

"Cell transplantation in a while."

"Huh?" Madara looked at Hashirama in surprise, and then asked full of doubts, "Why so suddenly?"

Hashirama showed distressed expression on his face, "Mito asked me several times that he wanted to see the whole process of cell transplantation, and he wanted to organize it into materials and publish it on the first issue of the Women's Association, although I firmly refused several times. This time, but she is obviously unwilling to let it go, so I want to finish the cell transplantation while she is busy today."

"I really can't stand her, why do I have to come here to interfere in everything?" Madara held his forehead helplessly, then stood up and said, "Then go to the medical center now, by the way, what is the process of transplanting cells? What do I need to do?"

Madara's question made Hashirama involuntarily imagine the scene that made his face hot and heart-warming, his voice was also dry and hoarse for a while, and he didn't know how to explain to Madara, and was even a little worried that he would refuse.

Seeing the embarrassing expression on Hashirama's face and being speechless for a while, Madara asked in confusion: "What do you mean by being silent for so long? Why don't you just tell me if it's dangerous?"

"……Won't……"

When Hashirama said this, he was actually a bit confused, not to say that Madara's life would be in danger, and with him guarding Madara's life, there would definitely be no danger of life, but in a sense, Madara is actually very dangerous. After arriving at him, Hashirama found that his willpower was plummeting, and he was really afraid that he would be unable to control himself and do bad things to Madara!

Madara, who didn't notice what Hashirama was struggling with at all, breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Don't worry if you don't have me. As for the process of transplanting cells... no matter how painful it is, I will endure it. Ninjas have to be patient, haha!"

[It's me who has to be patient for a while! 】Hashirama said in his heart, suddenly he was a little envious of Madara, it is actually a kind of happiness to be able to live such a straightforward and simple life!

The author has something to say: Thank you Xingxing de Yueya for throwing two mines. This is the third time I have thrown mines. Thank you for your support.

PS: V article, but I still hope that you will continue to write comments to support me in the future. Your comments are the driving force for my updates.

Again PS: Although I had expected that the subscription would rush, but I really didn't expect it to be so horrible, I was so uncomfortable that I didn't want to update it, but seeing the comments from my relatives... make a fist, must continue to update, must update The story in my heart is completely written out and shared with everyone, so dear friends, you must continue to write comments and support me in the future. If you want to write [points] at the end of the points, I will give points, but it is best to give long comments, and give points to short comments. It's too painful, JJ's super sad system takes several minutes to give points, I will cry if I want to score a bunch of short reviews.That's it, the cells will be transplanted tomorrow, hey, JQ is going to be staged!Dear friends look forward to it.

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