who moved my coffin

"Once upon a time, long ago, when I was a kid, when I was at Hogwarts..."

Many wizards in their later years, sitting in a rocking chair, kindly looking at the children and grandchildren sitting around their feet on the carpet, with bright expectant eyes, when they start telling their own stories, they like to use the above-mentioned beginning.

Bad start!Robert always thought so.

Robert Gale felt that his story would never start with such a vulgar beginning, although his story is not suitable for children's enlightenment education.

How to tell his story to his children and grandchildren?

It is said that during his schooling career, because of a momentary curiosity, he made a bad friend by mistake, and then his whole life deviated from the expected track.

In fact, his original ideal was just to become a qualified businessman of the Gail family. He didn’t need to be outstanding, he just needed to ensure that after his elder brother inherited the family business, he could leave a job with a full stomach for himself. The Er family was not prepared at all.

However, the bad friend told himself that according to your current development trend, you will work for the family for a lifetime for a job that you can’t eat and starve to death. You can’t get a raise, don’t expect a promotion, and you can’t control your marriage. ——If one day the Gail family finds out that they can do business in the Middle East by marrying only a lame or blind witch, maybe the future of handsome Robert can only embrace a wife who can only see half of his face up.

This terrible prospect frightened the young and unworldly handsome Robert, so he began to fight for the legendary "freedom and independence".

The result of the struggle left him speechless, he was indeed "free and independent", he changed from serving a family to working for a person, and this person told him, "Everything you do is done for me, your It’s mine, and what’s mine is mine.”

After that, he earned money that he couldn't spend, but as long as that person needed it, the money belonged to others.

He'll never need a promotion or a raise because besides that guy, he's the biggest boss and he can pay himself whatever he wants.

He also doesn't have to worry about marrying a lame or blind Middle Eastern witch, because his wife is his junior, she is average in appearance, but very smart, and has a very nice name—Irina.

After Robert heard a French song "My name is Irene", he felt that the name Irene was so beautiful that he wanted to cry, alas, if his wife Irene was as simple as the song said It would be better to be beautiful, but he can only bury this wish in his heart, because if Irina knows that he is planning him in his heart, he will definitely die a miserable death.

He loves Elena, a fact he later found out helplessly.

But Irina secretly fell in love with his bad friend Cyrus, a fact he had known for a long time.

Cyrus didn't know that Elena had a crush on him, but admired Elena's ability very much, which made him very entangled.

Cyrus said that if he didn't marry Elena, he would have nothing, because Cyrus believed that the working emperor with checks and balances is the best working emperor, so Cyrus found a queen for his working emperor.

He had to work for Cyrus, he had to marry Irina according to Cyrus' arrangement, and he had to keep Cyrus from knowing that Irina had a crush on him, otherwise Irina would make him die ugly. I fell in love with Elena...

How could he tell such a complicated story to ignorant children with such a complicated story including youth drama, inspirational drama, and love triangle relationship drama?

Therefore, when the handsome Robert was getting old and was haunted by his children and grandchildren to tell stories, he could only turn his eyes to his old wife Elena for help, and then under the threatening gaze of the other party, he casually made up a little monster to fight the dragon. The vulgar fairy tales to coax children.

The beginning of the story can only be vulgar, "Once upon a time, there was a little monster named Robert who met a dragon named Cyrus and saved a princess named Elena..."

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"My glass slipper was lost at midnight, but it was not the prince who brought it back, but the prince's guard..."

Compared with the beginning of Robert's vulgar fairy tale, Elena can always make the girls focus their eyes of envy, jealousy and hatred on herself.

Among a group of gorgeously dressed ladies and misses, although Mrs. Irina Gale looks ordinary, she can always become the center of celebrity salons and high-end tea parties, because of the well-known "Cinderella fairy tale".

Yes, everyone thinks that Irina is a lucky Cinderella. Before she was 22 years old, Irina McBurger was unknown. The only experience she could get was that she was once a member of the Death Eaters of the Old Noble Alliance. A member of the elite, who once partnered with the wizard "Father of the Investigation Bureau" Eplos Histaro, saved the golden boy Harry Potter's life.

Now, "Father of the Bureau of Investigation" Eplos Histaro is synonymous with mystery and fairness. Corrupt officials of the Ministry of Magic and unconscionable black-hearted wizards and businessmen all regard him as a scourge.

Those wizards who have done bad things are worried all day long, for fear that at a certain period of time, they will receive a black skull letter with a poisonous snake spitting out of their mouths. Remember, Sistaro continues to express his devotion and respect for the Death Eater Order in his own way.

Mrs. Elena Gail has never concealed her identity as a Death Eater, and she is proud of it. Many ladies think that Mr. Gail's business is so big and his social circle is so wide, which is absolutely inseparable from Mrs. Gail's shrewdness. relation.

I heard that the idea of ​​the Ivy League was originally proposed by Irina, and then implemented by Mr. Gale one by one. Not only that, but also many ideas about magical electronic products and the joint industry of Muggle wizards were also proposed by this lady. of.

This couple is a match made in heaven, anyone would think so.

Elena is a lucky woman, because she has a good husband who tolerates her whims and tries hard to realize those seemingly absurd dreams for her, thus fulfilling the dreams of more people.

And Elena, in her circle of ladies, has been telling a beautiful story of "Cinderella and her bodyguard". The content of the story is very simple. Cinderella fell in love with the prince, but finally married the prince's bodyguard.

The story has a fairytale-like beginning and a realistic ending, which moved many ladies and ladies with their handkerchiefs and scarves in their mouths. They wondered where the prince ended up.

At this time, Elena's eyes will become far-reaching and confused, as if she is recalling the glorious past through the long river of time and space, "Prince, of course he rode a white horse to save his lover who was captured by the evil dragon. Going to fight..."

"What happened later?" Miss Gui was still fantasizing about the prince's handsomeness and bravery.

"Later..." Still in that dreamy tone, the corners of Elena's mouth slightly curled up, "The dragon was subdued by the divine light from the sky, and the lover rescued by the prince lived a happy life. I heard that they are very happy." Love, um, very, very love..."

A certain lady seemed to see a strange schadenfreude in Elena's eyes, but she soon blamed it on her own delusion.

And the lady with ulterior motives raised her eyebrows and asked, "What about the guard? If Cinderella loves the prince, how can the guard live happily with Cinderella?"

But at this time, Yi Lianna always lowered her head shyly, and said lightly, "Love may not necessarily lead to marriage, but marriage can easily cultivate love."

This famous saying from Mrs. Irina Gale quickly spread in the upper class. In the hearts of all ladies and ladies, there is another dream of expectation, even if they are forced to accept loveless engagement or marriage in the future. , They also look forward to the birth of love after marriage.

However, Mr. Robert Gale, the guard in the story, doesn’t seem to know this story. Although he is always looked at with sympathy on different occasions, Mr. Gale, who is not confident, does not think he has won Irina’s heart.

Elena locked a diary. In the past, she always wanted to use the "snapshot flash memory" she invented to keep a photo of a person, but she failed. However, she took a word that person said to her inadvertently, Keep it in your diary as a wise saying.

"For a man, what he can't get is always the best, so, Elena, if you get married in the future, you have to hide your love in a place that he can't always reach, and make him tickle , He always wants to get it but can't get it, so he will cherish you, you are a smart girl, you know what to do, right?"

Elena thought it was very reasonable, so she did it. Then, Mr. Gale really spent his whole life guessing whether he had won his wife's heart, so he didn't have time to think about messy things.

Until their family has a big business, an old husband and wife, old enough to tell stories to the children and grandchildren in the house, this model couple in the eyes of the world is still playing the interesting game of guessing whether I love you or not.

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"When did you discover Osiris' conspiracy?" Imerton put down the ice cream in his hand, and asked Cyrus seriously again.

"Well, I found out a long time ago!" Cyrus still gave the same vague answer.

Imerton took Cyrus's ice cream and threw it aside in dissatisfaction. He pulled Cyrus' shoulders and looked into Cyrus' golden green eyes. "How early?"

"It's very early!" Cyrus still stared at the ice cream, and licked his lips regretfully, what a waste, he was complaining in his heart, of course he didn't notice that Imerton's eyes staring at his lips became darker.

"Before I was possessed, or after?" Imerton also licked his lips, his throat a little dry.

"Does it matter? Anyway, we have defeated Osiris!" Cyrus looked at Imerton in puzzlement.

"This...is very important." Imerton took a deep breath with a serious expression.

Cyrus's casual gaze gradually gathered, he looked at Imerton seriously, and smiled, "Oh, I see, you want to know if I use you to set a trap for Osiris?"

Imerton's pupils shrank slightly, and he looked at Cyrus nervously, trying to tell whether he was lying or nervous, "Then, your answer is..."

Cyrus smiled slyly, "What do you think?"

"Cyrus!" Imerton raised his voice, and there was undisguised anger in his voice. Sometimes he really hated Cyrus' cunning, which made him always feel like he couldn't catch Cyrus. Les tensed.

Cyrus slowly moved closer to Imerton, sniffing the fluff on Imerton's face, "Do you love me?"

"Love!" Imerton replied firmly, and immediately asked back, "Do you love me?"

Cyrus closed his eyes and kissed Imerton's lips. After a burst of wet kisses and a series of "serious" consequences, the two breathless separated. Imerton was still struggling with the answer.

Cyrus turned his back, closed his eyes and fell asleep slyly, leaving only one sentence at the end, "Guess!"

The author has something to say: the prince and his boyfriend went to fight the dragon, Cinderella married the guard, and everyone lived happily ever after...

The one who puts on the crystal slipper is not necessarily a princess, and the one who looks for a girl with a crystal slipper is not necessarily a prince...