The correct way to wish for the Holy Grail of Conan

"From today onwards, you are the interns hired by the Yuanyi Foundation, congratulations." Wannianzhu clapped his hands and applauded lightly to express his congratulations.

The smiles on the faces of the five hired employees were a little stiff: Didn't feel your joy at all?

Are the executives of big companies so cold?

Or facial paralysis?

The five staff members were not in agreement, but still smiled agreeably on their faces.

However, their smiles were not over yet, and they heard Wannianzhu's indifferent voice: "Oh, yes, even though you passed the competition and were admitted by our company, although the internship period is also paid, if you are in the three-month internship If you don’t perform well in the mid-term, you may be dismissed at any time, understand?”

Five employees: "..."

We just told us this when we came in, isn't it really a blow to enthusiasm?

"Director, don't worry, I will try my best to perform." After being stiff, one of the curly-haired women in business attire smiled sassyly and said confidently.

Wannianzhu glanced at her, and glanced at the intern badge in front of her suit, then said "hmm", sorted out the contract signed in hand, and said: "The next three days of training will be disbanded today. , Gather in the conference room on the third floor at eight o'clock tomorrow morning."

The female employee who was swept away by Wannianzhu was secretly proud of herself, thinking that Wannianzhu must have been surprised by her performance different from other colleagues.

Wannianzhu turned around and left the reception room on the first floor.

As for whether to establish a friendly relationship with the remaining five employees?

He doesn't care about that.

Seeing Wannianzhu's oppressive back leaving, the five new interns looked at each other, and finally, a woman with pockmarked face took the initiative to speak.

"My name is Kojima Asami. From today onwards, we are colleagues. Please give me more advice in the future!"

The woman's voice carried a bit of composure, but the friendliness was genuine.

With the beginning of a person, additional self-introductions come naturally.

"My name is Yamazaki Seto, from Osaka, please give me your advice." The second person who spoke was a man with glasses with an Osaka accent.

The third one is a curly-haired woman who just spoke proactively: "My name is Yuzu Inoue, please give me your advice."

"My name is Nanako Shimokawa, please give me your advice from today." The fourth person who spoke was a shorter woman.

"My name is Akiyama Kuri, please give me your advice." The last person to speak was a man with thick glasses.

In the corner of the reception room, an electronic eye silently recorded the expressions and movements of the five people.

In the conference room on the 9th floor, the shikigami who returned to work from the Yinyang dormitory sat on a rectangular conference table. Noah’s Ark, that is, Hiroki, used a projector to project himself three-dimensionally, and five people were in the reception room. The video of the room was put on the desktop, so that the shikigami could clearly appreciate whether they were the undercover agents cast by the Shinseisho organization.

"I think the undercover agent might be that curly-haired human cat. She must be different to attract your attention! Then get promoted and raise her salary, and ask how to get above the fifth floor!" He moved and said with certainty.

"Yi, what do you think?" The shemale luthier who is in charge of the management department of the Yuanyi Foundation turned his head to look at his friend Yi, and Yi said lightly:

"I don't know. But if I play a game of chess with me, I may be able to further analyze their true characters."

Jue rolled his eyes: "Let the rookie who just started work play chess with you, are you trying to make the rookie lazy?"

Yi said nothing.

Anyway, he only knows how to play chess.

Holding a long bong, he took a puff from time to time, but what he exhaled was not the smell of smoke, but a puff of thin white smoke, and a smile appeared on his charming face: "Well, they just came in now, There will always be flaws. Besides, newcomers, they just need to practice more to survive in this cruel human society, right?"

Yan Yanluo's younger brother, the hair-eating ghost, clicked his tongue, "Sister, you want to transfer and teach new people again?"

Yan Yanluo smiled: "Yes, I have nothing to do." As she said that, she turned her head and looked at the scholar, "Can you give me the speech for newcomers tomorrow? I haven't transferred or taught newcomers for a long time. It's gone~"

Shuweng pushed the frame rationally, "Of course, as long as you don't overdo it. Also, the core philosophy of our company must be handed over to the newcomers, you know?"

"I know, I know, how could I forget." Yan Yanluo snorted, tapped his bong, stood up from his seat, and was about to leave.

The hair-eating ghost hurriedly called out to stop Yan Yanluo: "Sister, what are you doing?"

"Of course it is to prepare the speech. Oh yes, there is also that PPT, kid Hongshu, can you get a copy for my sister?" Yan Yanluo suddenly remembered that PPT is indispensable when teaching newcomers, so she turned her head , and smiled at Hiroki.

One push data Hiroki: "..."

Emmm's beauty trick doesn't work on electronic data, but he still knows how to do it.

"It's just a PPT. I can send it to Sister Yanyanluo's computer at night." Hong Shu said that it would be no problem to help his colleagues.

Yan Yanluo smiled in satisfaction, and then looked at his stupid brother Hair Eater with disgust: "Kid Hongshu is so cute, he is not at all different from my stupid brother who only knows how to take care of his own hair all day long."

Hair Eater: "????"

Sister, have you forgotten that the "stupid brother who only knows how to take care of his own hair" in your mouth usually does the work for you? !

At the same time, not only the head office of the Yuanyi Foundation has recruited newcomers, but other branches are also recruiting newcomers to the company for internships one after another.

But all companies have the same rule.

Unless summoned, company members below the supervisor are not allowed to step on the 5th floor of the company building, and even the elevator can only take the elevator on the other side.

That's right.

In order to prevent ordinary people from intruding, Qingming thoughtfully built an elevator for ordinary employees that only goes up to the fifth floor.

The next morning, five interns from the headquarters company came to the door of the meeting room on the third floor half an hour early to wait.

She waited for the smoke and smoke to let the five people enter the conference room to be seated before she started talking.

"First of all, do you know what the number one purpose of our company's employees is?"

The five looked at each other, the man with the Osaka accent hesitated for a moment, raised his hand and said, "Are you serving the company sincerely?"

"No." Yan Yanluo instantly vetoed the man's statement, and smiled charmingly: "It is absolutely based on the will of the young lady. If the young lady comes to the company to inspect and has an unhappy look on her face, the first thing to do is What I do is to report to the supervisor, and then find a way to make the young lady happy."

Five people:"???"

Shouldn't a general company be blah blah blah blah based on the company's interests?

Why don't you Yuanyi Consortium follow the usual routine?

- off topic -

Some real undercover agents who sneaked into the company to try to help their superiors, want to show their value, and work hard every day: Knock your horse!