All-round learning machine

When I first learned etiquette, I thought it was walking with a paper in my arm and a plate on my head.

In fact, it does.but……

At that time, as soon as Wang You entered the consciousness space, he was buried by a bunch of glittering jewels.

"What's going on? How did the tea ceremony class change like this?" What about the elegant and beautiful screen?What about the leisurely and peaceful tea room?What about the tea garden surrounded by clouds and mist outside the window?What about the tea aroma lingering on the tip of the nose?

What about the tea ceremony teacher who looks like a banished immortal?

Oh, the teacher is still there, but a beautiful woman in a cheongsam with a scent of tea standing among a pile of colorful jewels and gold utensils is really... very wasteful.

"Little Q, have you got a virus? I told you earlier, don't go to weird websites."

"I am an intelligent brain that has surpassed your earth's technological level for tens of thousands of years, and you say I have a virus!!!" Insulting the intelligent brain! "This is preparing for your next class."

"what?"

"Didn't you take the etiquette class?"

Come on, what does an etiquette class have to do with this pile of jewels.

"The purpose of the etiquette class is to make your words and deeds conform to the norms, so that people will unknowingly have a good impression of you. But it's not just that. Those who pay attention to etiquette are naturally nobles. According to the Chinese saying, they are called aristocratic families. This It also leads to those actions that you have to do to look good, to really have the effect of playing favorability, you must have that kind of aristocratic temperament on your body. That kind of jade-like elegance will never be dazzling, but it can best look at culture and time. of elegance."

"So let me show you a lot of vulgar things no matter in ancient or modern times, in China and abroad, to cultivate a noble temperament like pearls and jade?"

Fortunately, he is not a woman, and he is more resistant to gold, silver and jewelry.But even so, a lot of gold and silver were piled up here, and his heart skipped a hundred unceremoniously.

"What do you know, which nobleman did not come from an upstart." Xiao Q said naturally. "If you want to enter the upper class, you can't do without money. You can only achieve true elegance after being vulgar."

Nobles are a privileged class under various systems.But no matter what kind of physique the nobles are, it is a fact that they have a lot of wealth.

"Starting today, all your learning environments will be like this. I will increase the psychological suggestion to make you think that these are true. When did you really regard these gold, silver and jewelry as dung. The transformation from a nouveau riche to a noble That's it."

In fact, when he used gold liquid to write on paper inlaid with gold leaf even in calligraphy class, he actually protested.

"I'm all golden in my dreams now. As for it. Can't I just find a model teacher to teach me?"

"The models on the runway walk beautifully. But does anyone mistake them for aristocrats? Their beauty is for display, for their clothes, and only on the outside. There must be that aristocratic temperament , the learned etiquette can hold up. But... your disgust index is already so high, it seems that you can proceed to the next step."

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"Wang You?"

"It's nothing, I was just told by you and remembered some bad things. Where did I just say it? Sitting posture, that... is natural. Don't be envious." Sometimes instead of making excuses, or talking nonsense about what kind of relationship a family has, It's better to say it "arrogantly" directly, and everyone will take it instead.

It wasn't really a big deal worth digging into.

"cut."

Everyone despised Wang You's narcissism a little bit, and did not say much as Wang You expected.

Their dormitory is a comprehensive dormitory, and Tang Yi and Wang You are from the Department of Digital Art and Design.Both of them have very clear goals, Tang Yi is sure to follow the game design.Make the most of your hobbies.Wang You is taking a relatively broad employment path in the direction of information technology design.

Of course, his future path will definitely not be normalized like this.Otherwise, I am really sorry for Xiao Q.

Seeing that there are two painting skills in the dormitory, Yu Bai has long clamored for a handsome self-portrait.

"I live in Two-dimensional...Are you sure you want me to draw for you?" Be careful to give you a full nude with two-thirds of watery eyes.

"Live people..." Wang You's painting skills were improved in the last year. In order to meet the exam, he only learned plaster paintings. This is the first time for a living person. "I remember there are everywhere in the park. A painting is about 20."

"I tried it, and when I sat down, there were a bunch of people watching. It's not easy to make too many demands. I want a cold one, and they will make me laugh after they sit down." It seems that if you don't smile, you can't draw well .

"I remember that in the first grade, I learned art skills instruction. I'll talk about it later after I study."

Wang You patted his chest to ensure a portrait of the four of them together.Before you know it, it's time to go to the classroom to gather.

"There are still three minutes."

“It’s always good to be there early.”

"Then you go first, I will come later."

"why?"

"got used to."

"Do it yourself, or let us do it." Bei Qing spoke, Tang Yi and Yu Bai cooperated and stood up, flexing their wrists.

[Oh, oh, do it, do it!Hurry up, they can't beat you. 】Little Q is very excited.

[Stop making trouble, um... let's go together.Ugh, it's so nostalgic, it was like that at first when I was in high school.After that everyone got used to it. 】

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Even so, when Tang Yi and Wang You entered the class, they were already the last two.As expected of the Department of Digital Art, as expected of the Department of Art.One water beauty.It's a boy's paradise.

However, the few green leaves among the red flowers in the room were all sitting upright, not daring to show the slightest bit of brother pig.They are close to the water here, but S University is a comprehensive institution.Not to mention the School of Business Administration next door, there is also a technical university called the Monk Academy next door.

The head teacher came in and nodded, signed up, left his phone number, and as encouragement, he drifted away.The remaining counselors continue to do military training mobilization.

The counselor's speech is also very skillful. First, let everyone imagine the beautiful campus life.Then he said indifferently that the military training is only for ten days, but everyone will not be allowed to simply train for ten days.

During these ten days, everyone will be taught fighting self-defense (the eyes of the girls are bright), and target shooting (the eyes of both the girls and the boys are bright).There is also watching patriotic movies (the time to occupy the military posture under the sun is welcome) and the final report performance, everyone can start thinking about the program now.

In the end, he took a stern glance at a group of lively, beautiful, and delicate girls. This military training program is finally counted as credits, which has something to do with the final exam and graduation.People who want to find excuses to be lazy think carefully.

This trick is very high, and no one knows where the military training points are added.I have heard for a long time that universities have a credit system, and if the credits are dissatisfied, you have to retake the course, but I don't know the specific system.

In case the military training happened to be a little bit short...

In case this word is really a grinding goblin.

"Finally, I'm talking about the division of military training."

Huh?Huh?Huh?Isn't it the same class here?

"In order to look good when queuing, the whole school divides men and women into classes. Class 1 for girls, class 2 and class 2 for vocal music will meet tomorrow in the No. [-] playground. Boys..." Sweeping the green leaves in the class that are less than a slap in the face. "The small playground behind the auditorium, squeeze with the English department. Don't be late at eight o'clock in the morning."

"It's strange for men and women to be separated. I was together during my high school military training."

"University is a big place, and the playground is also big. There are too few people in the class to form a founder. At least a hundred people are needed. Now the height of men and women is not what it used to be. The height gap is obvious. Mixed founders are no longer good-looking. Why are you looking at me like that?" Wang You turned to ask, the expression of grief and indignation was too obvious.

"You won't be late tomorrow, will you?"

"I have a little bit of procrastination. But I'm never late. If you have time, you can ask my classmates in high school. I remember that the study committee member in my high school also came to S University. It is also this campus, but Department of Information Engineering."

The location of the college and Wang You's college are just diagonally opposite to the entire campus. In hot weather, no one is interested in visiting. There will be plenty of time to catch up on the old days.

"Anyway, tomorrow is with Bei Qing and Yu Bai. The three of us can always hold you back."

【Cut, stupid human, I can't do anything about him, let alone you. 】

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Whether it was useful or not, it was difficult for anyone to tell this time, because they arrived at the dormitory not too late, and there were still 10 minutes before the meeting time.But...they were the last to arrive.

Among the four, except for Wang You who sighed "It's too early", the other three all had a subtle feeling of "losing".

But soon they didn't have the mind to think about it.

More than a hundred people, three instructors, I heard that there are only two girls.

The instructors are not very old, but they are all at least at the squad leader level in the army, and they are all officers.Moreover, each of them is invited by the school to be an instructor every year.

He has a special way of dealing with students' thorns, dissatisfaction, difficulty, and pretending to be sick.

When I first came up, I introduced myself with a smiling face.As the saying goes, skills don't make a smiley face.The instructors have such a good attitude, do you have the nerve to stab your head as soon as you come up?

Then the instructors took a serious look at the military appearance, saying that military training is a serious matter.The students who were stunned by the uniform posture of the instructors

Everyone will be enthusiastic, and taking advantage of this enthusiasm... they will be cleaned up.

Stand at attention, take a rest and report the number, turn left and right, walk in unison, go forward, and run.All the same, we have plenty of time.

What?It's too hot in here?

Hmm... a certain place is quite shady, but it's the place of girls, you want to grab it?

What?tired?

Well... of course you can rest, this posture is not standard... if it is standard, let you rest, how kind we are.

Don't look at me with such an expression, students, we are really the lowest standard.Next door, look, they haven't rested yet.

hungry?

Of course you can, dinner will be served right away, but, military training meals are different from normal meals, come, sing a song for the meal money.

"..." This is the students.

"Unity is strength, you should be able to do it." Instructor A raised his hand and gave everyone a command. "If the sound is softer than Fangzheng next door...we can only arrive at the cafeteria later than them. Although we eat together,...the cafeteria has air conditioning."

It is also good to get close to the air conditioner one second earlier.Everyone opened their voices and sang.

This kind of song seems silly to sing alone, but when everyone sings together, it is an irresistible force.Those with rich imagination can even imagine their own country, country and world.

Of course, more people's goals are... eating, air conditioning.

Are you convinced that the instructor manipulated everyone so easily?Naturally, he was unconvinced.But what else.

Admit that the girls in the playground over there are still squeamish?Refuse to do military training against school laws and regulations?Do you stubbornly think that you don't need to be punished if you do what you want?

Sorry, the instructors are still high-tech now, so I took out my mobile phone to take a picture.First ask if you want to watch it, and if it turns out that the instructor did not wrong you, I will double the punishment later.Not much, 5 minutes and 10 minutes is enough.

That was extra time when everyone was exhausted to the extreme, and every second was a torment.And this additional penalty must take up a small amount of intermission time.More importantly... the instructor will basically not wrong you.

There is no scene in which the instructor makes unreasonable troubles and looks down on the college students deliberately tossing and causing the delicate little beauty to pass out, and then the protagonist challenges the instructor passionately and attracts the beauty's heart and the students admire the instructor.

But everyone still hated them so much.It is estimated that some girls with ingenuity and ingenuity will make a villain when they go back today.

Not to mention the girls, the boys are cursing all kinds of things in their hearts.

What?Feudal superstition?What I want is superstition.If it really works, it will kill people.It is enough to express your breath in your heart.

However, it is not true that there is no chance of "revenge".After practicing for three days, everyone attracted a training item other than the queue... military boxing.

The instructors also need to select some gifted students from among the students for special teaching.Then perform on the final day at the Trooping the Color Ceremony.Of course, the queue behind this batch of students does not need to be trained.Concentrate on fighting well.

In this regard, the students who have been tormented by passwords such as going forward for three days are very eager for this opportunity.As for whether it will be harder to learn military boxing... let's talk about that.

Although it is used for performance in the end, it can't be so inactive when teaching.The instructor on the girl's side will say a few extra words, how can these actions prevent wolves, what the boys are encouraging is...

"What we need to learn is this set of movements. This is a standard grappling and fighting movement, simple and practical. Which of the students below is willing to come up and cooperate? You can shoot us at will."

Here comes the chance for revenge, comrades! ! !

Especially students who have learned a little karate, taekwondo, judo and so on.Or they think they are tall and powerful.Hulala went up to ten or so.There are dozens of people behind who are ready to move.

However, even if you have learned it, when everyone is studying in the Taoist temple, they will pose for each other, get ready to start, and then start the competition of prescribed movements.Serious lack of real combat experience.

And the instructors have sparring training in the army.

Even if they have battle experience, their strength, muscle explosiveness, and responsiveness are all inferior to the instructors who train every day for five days at 360.

and so……

"Ouch."

"what."

"hateful……"

These are the students who were knocked down quickly, including Yu Bai who thought he was good at Sanda.If that's the case, it's pointless.

Occasionally, there are moments of witnessing miracles.

A few miscellaneous exclamations came from the side, so the far right...

Standing - Wang You.

On the ground - the instructor.

This means that...

"Wow!!!!!"