The Ring of the Red Chamber and the Nine Heavens

The Qinhe River is ten miles away, with brilliant lanterns, fragrant boats, and slow sound of silk and bamboo, creating a beautiful scenery.

Qi Qian took Jia Huan by the hand and boarded the largest and most beautiful painting boat on the river.

A middle-aged woman who was painted with powder and grease and had a few gorgeous pearl hairpins on her head twisted her plump buttocks and said to Qi Qian and Jia Huan with a coquettish smile: "Oh, you two are so handsome. The sisters should be happy. Hehehe, what kind of flavor do you two young masters like?"

Jia Huan looked curiously at the white powder on her face falling down as soon as she spoke, but she still had a bloody character, and immediately understood: This is the legendary old bustard, old bustard!Hey, Qi Qian invites me to drink flower wine today?

Qi Qian just booked a painting boat, thinking about tasting delicious food and inviting the moon to toast while boating on the river. He has no idea why this woman came here, so at the same time, he was confused by her appearance and the strong smell of powder on her body. He frowned slightly, and didn't bother to pay attention to her at all. He turned his head to discuss with Jia Huan, "Jinling cuisine is known for river fresh food, which is rich in salty and delicious. But today is your first time riding a horse. The bumps are severe, and your appetite may not be good. We can eat more lightly."

The woman's big mouth that was smeared bright red opened exaggeratedly, she flicked the handkerchief in her hand, and said coquettishly: "Oh, my lord, don't be joking, the guests who come here are here to have a serious meal Yes? You have to tell the slave family to arrange it for you. Let the slave family introduce you to the two of you. In our place, all the sisters from the five brothels will come. The two sisters Huayu and Huaxiang from Wanhualou are twin sisters. They are good at singing and dancing, Sai Mudan and Sai Furong from Peony Pavilion can drink poems and couplets, girls Qianqian and Chuchu from Hongxiufang can play the piano and play the flute, and the most popular one now is a girl from Dongying in Lichunfang, named Sanzhi Huihe Yes, she looks so enchanting, it depends on how the two young masters want to play..."

It was only then that Qi Qian realized that this woman was not the waiter who came to recommend dishes, and her handsome face suddenly turned dark.

Jia Huan laughed secretly, this guy is a few years older than me, and he has never even been to a brothel, and he doesn't even know the old bustard, hehehe, after all, he was raised in the royal family.

Qi Qian called in a guard named Wang Zhenghui outside the door, and said coldly, "Throw out this unknown woman!"

The old bustard screamed and said, "What are you doing! Men bully women! You are so unreasonable, boy, you wait for my old lady, don't think it's great to have two fists under you. Tell you, this The river is full of our people, when the time comes..."

Jia Huan saw that the procuress's strong penetrating yelling and cursing had attracted the guests on the other boats to lean out to watch the excitement, so he stopped him and said, "Speak slowly, what's going on?"

It turns out that Qi Qian just heard that the painted boats on the Qinhuai River are famous, and there are snacks and meals on board, so he ordered someone to order a painted boat first, but he didn't know that the painted boat was bundled with consumption and must be sold with pornography.And according to the words of the procuress, you must call a girl to sit on this boat, and the minimum consumption is one person per person, and no take-outs are accepted.The old bustard was full of saliva, and said, "How can such a big boat only sell a few boatmen's oars and meals? If they are as stingy as you two, tell us to drink the northwest wind." ?”

Jia Huan asked, "How much does it cost to call a girl?"

The bustard spread her five fingers and gestured in the air: "Five hundred at least."

Jia Huan curled his lips and said, "What kind of black shop are you running? Why don't you just rob it."

The old bustard said angrily: "Hey, my lord, those who can go on this boat are not ordinary people. If you have money, you can have fun. If you don't have money, go there quickly. Don't delay us from getting rich."

Qi Qian tapped his fingers on the table impatiently, and said to the guard: "Give her 1000 taels of silver and tell her to go!"

When Jia Huan heard his tone, he was planning to give the two girls money for free and not let them board the boat, so he was not happy. ?Jia Huan hurriedly tugged Qi Qian's sleeve and said, "'If you don't flirt, you're wasting a young man', just call two girls."

Qi Qian's eyeballs were about to fall to the table, and he looked at Jia Huan with infinite suspicion: You didn't make a mistake, did you?

Jia Huan ignored Qi Qian's questioning, and asked the old bustard with a smile, "I said, if you girls play too much by accident, you get a little injury when you get off the boat, isn't it a problem? Of course, we will pay for the diagnosis and treatment." Fee."

The old bustard Lan Hua raised her finger, pointed at Jia Huan and said with a charming smile: "Oh, my lord, you are so good or bad. The girls are used to hurt you, not to beat them. Why don't you treat the girls with pity? But in our place, the guest Any request from the official can be satisfied, as long as...you don't lose money to us...everything is negotiable."

Jia Huan snapped his fingers smartly, and said, "Young master, let's choose the girl from Dongying. For me, I want a taller girl with two hands, who is more resistant and able to fight." The kind you hit."

The old bustard laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her back, and said: "The only ones who can get on our boat are the beautiful girls who are famous in various brothels. How can there be the kind that the young master said? It doesn't look like a girl, but like a firefighter." Like a maid!"

Jia Huan nodded and said, "As long as you are strong, I don't dislike maidservants. Yes, yes, even though I look gentle, I actually have strong tastes. Hehehe, go quickly, as long as you can find it and be strong enough." If it’s a big one, I’ll just give you silver for the price of a girl.”

The old bustard agreed to go out with a smile on his face, but Qi Qian's face was so gloomy that water could drip from it.

Jia Huan raised the corners of his lips, and said with a sneer, "How is it? Have you found that you have gained a better understanding of me?"

Qi Qian said a little irritably: "That damned woman! She messed up a good night!"

Jia Huan had a sly smile in his nimble eyeballs, and said, "Tonight has just begun, and the excitement will come later."

Although Qi Qian heard that Jia Huan himself said that he looked very ghostly, but he instinctively chose to trust Jia Huan and didn't ask too many questions. He just thought: let's take a look at what kind of medicine this little guy sells in his gourd.

After a while, the two girls were sent on board, along with all kinds of delicacies.

That Dongying woman Saneda Megumi is indeed very beautiful, her eyebrows are like emerald feathers, her eyes are like stars, and her skin is like white snow. She is wearing a gorgeous black kimono with black sleeves, and it is covered with snow-white loquat patterns. She is swaying on a pair of wooden clogs. Walking around gracefully, skillfully arranged the food and wine, poured a glass of wine for Qi Qian and Jia Huan, under the bright light of the candle, the fine wine in the glass swayed like amber.

But the girl Jia Huan pointed out was dark complexioned, big-bodied and three-faced, and she just stood there stupidly, neither knowing how to serve people nor speaking, she might as well talk more than Sanzhi Huihe, who could only speak a few Chinese.

Qi Qian looked at Jia Huan speechlessly, what on earth do you guys want to do?

Jia Huan greeted the Chinese girl with a smile, "Come, come here, I have something to say to you."

The girl didn't have bound feet, and her big feet walked like a tiger.

Judging by the situation, she is really a fire maid who was temporarily assigned to satisfy the bad tastes of guests like Jia Huan.

Jia Huan talked to the girl for a few words, and seeing that she was heartless, neither too nervous nor conscious of serving guests, he suddenly said to the girl sharply: "If one day, the child you gave birth to is killed by this Oriental The mother-in-law's child was stabbed to death with a big knife. They didn't think it was enough, and they wanted to cut off the nose and eyes with one knife left and one right, and feed it to wild dogs. What do you do?"

The girl said furiously: "I'm going to beat her to death now, so that she won't be able to bear that beastly son!"

Jia Huan said: "Very good. Go ahead and fight hard. Don't lose any strength. If you win, I will reward you with silver."

So, on such a breezy night, Qi Qian and Jia Huan enjoyed a female hand-to-hand fight. Of course, the silly-looking Chinese girl Jia Huan ordered defeated the Dongying girl and won a big victory.

Qi Qian looked at the mess on the ground, frowned and looked at Jia Huan in puzzlement.

Jia Huan poured the wine from the wine glass in his hand into the river, frowned, and said in a low mood: "There are hundreds of thousands of innocent souls in this underground. Damn Dongying people, I want to kill you when I see one." Lose one, regardless of whether she is male or female, old or young."

Qi Qian nodded knowingly, and said: "The Dongying people are pretty bad, and they always harass the residents on the southeast coast of me with a bit of bravery and fearlessness."

After such a fuss, both of them were tired and lost interest in playing, so they got off the boat, asked their guards to settle the money, and went back to rest in a courtyard that had been prepared earlier.

The next day, Qi Qian and Jia Huan went to visit the scenic spots in Jinling, and finally went to the Confucius Temple to eat snacks and buy things. Qi Qian almost bought the same thing as he saw, not only bought it for himself, but also bought the same for Jia Huan. It is said that it is rare to come here. It is good to take it home to play by yourself or give it to someone. Having said that, shouldn’t you bring some souvenirs to your family?

Jia Huan declined and said: "No, no, my uncle and my sister are the only two people in my family, so don't want so many."

Qi Qian said: "Hey, I clearly remember that there are many people in your family. There are grandmothers on the top, younger brothers and sisters on the bottom, and a lot of aunts and uncles, brothers, sisters-in-law and so on. Of course, you have to buy more things to go home. Strange."

Jia Huan understood, Qi Qian was implying that I would go back to the capital with him.What are you doing back in the capital?Naturally, he is the prime minister of Dali Temple who is Naluoshizi.This guy is quite a ghost, I haven't promised him that thing yet, he doesn't say anything, but he keeps asking around like this!

Jia Huan didn't want to be fooled, he just didn't take Qi Qian's words and talked about other things.

On the third day, Qi Qian mentioned "the 480 temples in the Southern Dynasties, how many towers are in the mist and rain", since they came to Jinling, the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties, they had to visit the famous temples and temples here, so the two rode on horses again and took them with them. Two bodyguards with strong martial arts skills went to Jiming Temple, a famous scenic spot in Jinling.

This time, Jia Huan was able to ride the red rabbit horse independently, and the journey was very unhappy.

Jiming Temple is surrounded by mountains and rivers. The outside of the temple is full of shaded green trees, emerald green floating in the sky, surrounded by green water. Inside the temple, the pavilions are uneven, the halls are splendid, the temple is solemn, and the incense is lingering. Come to burn incense and worship Buddha on the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year. There are always visitors, this day is a good day, it is the quiet time of the third year of junior high school, there are few people in the temple, it is suitable for Qi Qian and Jia Huan.

Qi Qian said: "It is said that the Bodhisattva here is very effective. Let's burn incense sticks too."

It just so happened that there was no one else in the Daxiong Palace except for an old monk knocking on a wooden fish. Two guards guarded the door. Qi Qian and Jia Huan walked in and threw a large piece into the merit box next to the old monk. silver.

The old monk hurriedly fetched three sticks of incense for Qi Qian and Jia Huan, and said respectfully, "Tan Yue, this way please."

After taking the incense, they knelt side by side facing the Buddha seat. Jia Huan turned his head and saw Qi Qian clasping his hands together, closing his handsome eyes with a devout expression, so he also prayed solemnly.

However, kneeling side by side on the futon like this made Jia Huan, whose brain cells are always very active, feel weird and sweet: Is this worshiping a Bodhisattva or heaven and earth?Great compassionate Bodhisattva, you won't blame Xiaosheng for being rude, will you?

After paying homage to the Bodhisattva in the Daxiong Hall, the two got up and turned around the hall, and went to the next Guanyin Hall, followed by the two guards.

Qi Qian leaned against Jia Huan's ear slightly, and asked, "What wish did you just make?"

Jia Huan: "...If I don't tell you, it won't work."

Jia Huan looked at him from the side, and saw that the dense shade of trees cast fine shadows on Qi Qian's face, showing his handsome outline more and more.

If Bodhisattvas really know...

Qi Qian suddenly turned his head, met Shang Jia Huan's eyes, slightly raised the corners of his lips, and said in a deep voice like gurgling water: "But, the wish I made just now, I want you to know..."

Just at this moment, a green leaf fluttered down.

On a tall tree, a man in black suddenly landed headfirst, the dagger in his hand gleamed with a chilling snowy light.

Qi Qian suddenly hugged Jia Huan and stepped back.

The assassin in black stabbed in the air, and when he landed, he approached Qi Qian and Jia Huan like a swallow piercing through the clouds.

Several assassins also fell from the tree, forming an encirclement circle, and the situation was very critical.

Although Qi Qian knew some kung fu, he was unarmed at this time and was holding Jia Huan. There happened to be a small door that was ajar behind him, so he subconsciously ducked inside.

Two of Qi Qian's guards came after them, shouting: "Master, go into the house, and come out after the subordinates take care of these assassins."

Qi Qian and Jia Huan went in, only to find that the door was actually a dark room with no windows, and the plan to get out through the window or door on the other side was in vain.

Fortunately, Qi Qian's two guards were very brave. Although the black-clothed assassins were powerful, they killed many people with all their strength. Don't open the door.

The few remaining assassins looked coldly, and said fiercely: "Block the door and only one of them will have nothing to do with you? Huh, yes! This house has no windows, only one door. Let's set fire to the house. Once they can't bear it When the fire comes out, we will guard the door and kill them, if they don't come out, they will be burned alive inside."

Afterwards, the black-clothed assassins brought over a large bundle of dry firewood, piled it on top, poured kerosene on it, lit the torch, and threw it into the firewood pile.

The dry firewood was hot, and soon the fire was raging, and the spreading flames ignited the wooden doors, wooden roofs and corridors of the meditation room.

Inside the room, Jia Huan asked anxiously: "What should I do? I knew I shouldn't have come in. How could I have thought that this is a dark room? It is probably used to shut down those monks who have made mistakes and think about their mistakes."

Qi Qian said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, my guard must have sent a signal before he died, and it is estimated that someone will come to rescue in an hour at the latest."

Jia Huan was choked by the thick smoke billowing in the house and coughed again and again, reluctantly said: "After an hour, we will both be roasted into charcoal! No! Let's rush out from the door!"

Qi Qian squinted his eyes and looked at the door, and said, "No way! If you go out, you will die. There is a lot of firewood piled up at the door. If you don't burn to death, you will be hacked to death by the people waiting at the door."

Jia Huan glanced at Qi Qian sadly: If I knew we were going to die together, I wouldn't be so entangled!

Qi Qian turned his head and looked around, and was pleasantly surprised to find a large water tank in the corner of the meditation room.

Jia Huan is right, this place is used to lock up those monks who have made mistakes, and they are not given food during the period of self-reflection. People will die, but the water must be drunk, so a large water tank was prepared in the room, filled with slowly clear water, but it saved the lives of Qi Qian and Jia Huan at the critical moment.

Qi Qian said in a deep voice: "We are saved! Don't worry, your clever little head hasn't turned enough, how could you die young?"

As he said that, Qi Qian jumped into the water tank with Jia Huan in his arms, and found that it is good to have a water tank, but compared to Qi Qian's big tall man and two people hiding at the same time, the water tank is really narrow. When the fire is burning, you can only squat down.

The two squatted for a while, and the thick smoke in the room became more and more choking, making Jia Huan cough uncontrollably. Qi Qian took off his outer shirt, tore it in half, soaked it in water, and surrounded Jia Huan. on his head, and said: "Cover your mouth and nose, it will make you feel better."

Qi Qian himself covered his mouth and nose with the other half of his wet clothes, looked up and saw that the beams of the house were already creaking and might fall down at any time, Qi Qian was nervously calculating, hiding in the water tank It is not safe here, and if it is hit by a blown and fallen beam, it will be a dead end.

Have!From the corner of Qi Qian's eyes, he suddenly glanced at a canopy bed on one side. The bedding on the bed was already on fire, and the bed was about to fall apart.

Qi Qian stood up abruptly, took a step with his long legs, and ran quickly to the canopy bed, kicked it hard, and the bed fell apart.

Qi Qian selected a few wooden bed beams that looked relatively strong, hugged them and ran back to the side of the water tank, then jumped back into the water tank by himself, leaned out half of his body, and crossed the few beams he brought. Put it on the mouth of the water tank.

In this way, even if the beam above the head was burnt and just fell down, with the blocking of these beams, Qi Qian and Jia Huan would not be hurt.

Jia Huan couldn't help showing a smile, punched Qi Qian on the arm, and said, "Don't mess up in danger, I really have you!"

Qi Qian said: "However, I can only sit, I can't squat down."

is not that right?Qi Qian is tall, if he didn't put these beams at the beginning, because his head could protrude a little bit, he could barely squat, but now with these beams, he can't squat at all, he can only sit, but, sit If he does, he will occupy Jia Huan's territory.

In other words, Jia Huan could no longer squat and could only sit on Qi Qian's body.

Moreover, this posture will be very ambiguous, it is the sitting posture of the Huanxi Buddha in the complete collection of sex postures.