The same nerd, Hisoka

Il fans originally said that they would come tomorrow, but it didn't prevent them from completing their work quickly, and they just got a ticket to come early to see their friends.

After getting off the airship neatly and thinking about it, Ilmi decided to go to the dormitory and wait for Hisoka.

Going to the banquet to find Hisoka can indeed give him a big surprise, and it can also bring Hisoka a lot of trouble.So going to the dormitory to wait for talent is the best choice.

Shrimp?Don't have a dorm key?

Are you kidding me, so what if it's a dormitory in a noble school?This one can't get in, and it's a surname to beat the enemy.And Yier fans successfully bypassed the guard and opened the gate without much effort, and was shocked.

The whole room becomes taken over by the rose, the traditional universal flower of love around the world.

Red, purple, blue, white, pink, orange, black, yellow, almost all colors are contained in it... Take a closer look, there are many doll bouquets, chocolate bouquets, etc. mixed in it.

Then there are all kinds of beautifully wrapped gift boxes piled up in the room.Love slogans, dolls, and balloons are all over the room.It's obviously not a small room, but walking in it feels like there is nowhere to go.

And the empty place is not really empty, it has been evenly sprinkled with fresh rose petals.

In fact, it was not that exaggerated at first, but one person thought that instead of so many people competing for Hisoka's attention at the banquet, it would be better for him to see a surprise when he came home after being tired.

But the person who first thought of this failed to protect his own creativity well, and his own flash of inspiration became a "secret known throughout the country".

How did these get into the room?Of course it was done by the great dedicated hourly aunts.In the dormitory of the noble school, do you still expect those young masters and ladies to clean the room by themselves?Do your own laundry?Make your own bed?Do not make jokes.

Therefore, the part-time aunt happily collected a lot of tips and put all the gifts and flowers in the room.

Not to mention, even the part-time workers who clean up this noble school are not ordinary illiterate aunts.The presents were well arranged, the flowers were arranged in harmonious colors, and the layout was neat. Even the petals sprinkled on the ground were paid attention to by Auntie herself.She also got some love balloons by the way.

Make the whole room look like a courtship party.Although the material is not enough, the time is not enough, the authority is not enough, the arrangement is not quite beautiful and romantic.But this has been quite a shocking arrangement.

Especially for Il fans who were totally unexpected.

At first, his first reaction was to simply think that Hisoka wanted to surprise himself, make a joke or something.But looking at it again, it was wrong. Hisoka’s name was written on the obvious cards on the bouquet and those “unconventional” advertisement slogans.

Strangely, I looked through the names on some bouquet cards, and there were all kinds of things on them.Except for the two well-known names who are handsome, the other names have a characteristic, that is, fans of Ill do not know them.

Grabbing a love pillow and tearing off the photo of the girl sandwiched on it, Yi Ermi's expression was always in a state of facial paralysis. If Hisoka was there, he would definitely be able to see that it was a dazed expression.

There is no way, whoever makes the world develop too fast, no matter how smart people are, they can't keep up with the dynasties.But after being dazed, a deep anger and dissatisfaction began to emerge in his heart.

It's different from knowing that Hisoka has made other "acquaintances" at school.The anger at this moment is the kind that directly burns reason and heart.

The thoughts in the body poured out unceremoniously, if it wasn't for the training to be calm and rational since childhood, or for the various dogmas that assassins must obey at all times.

He had already started to crush all those glaring things in front of him... directly running over with his thoughts.

不过就算是是揍敌客家的好“家教”，伊尔迷也没撑多久，那刺目的红色粉色，那扎眼的爱心和字符，那让人五脏全部燃烧的，充满空气的花香……

You don't need to think about why you are angry, you don't need to understand what it means to be angry, the current Yier fans just want to destroy everything he saw, all of this...

Click.

The simple sound of opening the door successfully brought back all the sanity of Yiermi and saved Hisoka's room.

The same picture is 100% hateful in the eyes of Yier fans, no reason is needed.But Yiermi standing proudly among the piles of roses shocked Hisoka in a different way.

Today, too many people have expressly hinted that they came to express their love to him, although he still doesn't understand the reason - Clay still refuses to say.Everyone else is talking crap (like I was attracted to you at first sight; we were made for each other; I just like you for no reason. I can't see anyone else with your eyes, etc.)

My head was full of such troubles, and I lost everything the moment I saw Ilmi.

It's not that the joy of seeing friends dilutes his troubles, but the same thing. He only feels helpless and troubled when he is surrounded by his classmates, but when he sees Yiermi standing in a pile of roses, holding a rose in his hand, he treats him love...

Hisoka's brain went blank, no distress, no confusion, no worries, no overwhelm.There is only joy and contentment that fills your chest.

Compared to Yier fans who didn't know what anger they were getting, Hisoka, who had been repeatedly stimulated by his classmates all afternoon, instantly understood what he was thinking.

Before he could recover from the sudden joy, Yi Ermi opened his mouth to burst the bubble of happiness.

"How is this going?"

"what?"

"These...what's going on?" Yier Fan calmed down (slightly) because of Hisoka's arrival, and threw away the heart in his hand. "They are all your classmates? Why did you send this to you in just a few days?"

Hisoka felt that if his heart was still the one in his previous life, it must have burst.Playing with people without such ups and downs~~It seems that I misunderstood Il fans to give me roses and gifts, and the sudden happiness and joy proved that I have that kind of thought in my heart for my friends for many years.

Then in the next second, I learned that everything was a misunderstanding, and the gift was not given by Yi Ermi.The heart has just fallen halfway, and I haven't enjoyed any feeling of sharp cold wind, bone-piercing cold or anything like that.

It turned out that the landing point of the loving pillow just now seemed to be...a trash can?

Ill fans will not be able to throw it?Those who say yes will get a copy of the death notice of the Beat the Enemy Guest version.

Even if you say that Ilmi threw it randomly, he didn't aim at the wastebasket in the room but just threw it casually, but don't ignore the superficial relationship between Ilmi and Hisoka.

Do you litter your best friend's house with gifts, especially gifts like this?

If this can be explained by a good friend who has no scruples, just joking around casually.Then the broken paw print on the love doll that was already in the wastebasket is very telling.

Whoever encounters such a series of changes needs only four words "think about it".Even if there is no chain of great changes, but only one of them, he still needs to think about it.

He needs time, he needs to think, he needs quiet, he needs to be alone.

It’s not that it takes a few days and nights, at least give him a camera to let him clear his mind ~ "Hisuo?" Yi Ermi tilted his head to look at Hisoka's messy expression and expression, although the air pressure around him was still not good , but obviously he is more concerned about Hisoka now "What's wrong with you?"

"En..." Hisoka raised his head and looked at Yi Ermi, who was slightly entangled. Could it be that Yi Ermi didn't notice it?Well, it seems that he needs to "think about it" one more thing, but now?

What's Xiaoyi's problem? [What are these gifts? 】

If it is true how should answer? ——Those gifts are probably given by the students.

Why did the classmates send him these? ——Because they have their eye on me.

All these people have their eyes on you?within a week? --how could I know! ! !I also want to know why! !It was fine a few days ago!

He needed time to meditate on the questions that he couldn't answer, and he couldn't casually blow off his fans.

All fools know that in such a complicated situation, if one of them is not appeased and just picks up the burden and leaves, it would be a huge misunderstanding.

This is how all the bloody turns in the novel come about. If there are little three and four around who are waiting for the opportunity, it will be even more lively.

But Hisoka now understands those male and female protagonists who have been commented as brain-dead.For example, now, he really wants to be so cruel~~~ Now Hisoka's cheeks are reddish, his eyes are clear, and there is a smile on the corner of his mouth. If the silence of the ellipsis continues, even Il fans who are still in a bad mood will see the problem.

But at this moment, Hisoka's fingers brushed his pocket.

And in the pockets...

In less than one-tenth of a second, a Queen of Hearts was caught between Hisoka's fingers.The obedient card who was shy and polite just now became alluring and flamboyant in an instant.

Even if he doesn't wear makeup, doesn't wear his usual combat uniform, and doesn't comb his hair back...then he still has a super-level performance under pressure.Anyway, he is not "fighting alone" now.

"Xiaoyi oh~~~"

"..." The Yier fans were shocked by this turning point.After blinking his eyes, the person stuck to his body, and it was polite to say that it was stuck.That is simply hanging or pressing.

"Xiaoyi came to see me~ I'm so happy~~ Xiaoyi came early, you really love me the most."

"Hisuo, don't change the subject, what's going on?"

"Hmm~ It's a tradition~~" The villain in Hisoka stripped excitedly, he figured it out, he really thought it out.

He actually came up with the most reasonable explanation and lines in such a short and complicated situation.

He is indeed a genius, he is indeed the greatest magician, the most standard transformation system!After Il got lost, he must keep this playing card in a plastic seal and keep it in the bank vault.

If it wasn't for the fear of being discovered, he would have wanted to worship three sticks of incense every day.

"Tradition?" Although it was an interrogative sentence, the fans of Yier had already guessed a little bit, and the feeling of psychological discomfort was eliminated a lot.The sudden sense of relief made Yier fans realize that something was wrong.

"Hmm~~ Clay said~ Freshmen will be pursued, many people~~" Hisoka sold Clay without hesitation.In this way, even if it is found out by Il fans that it is not traditional.

He also thinks that he is completely innocent (he is innocent) and is pursued in the dark by everyone.

As for why it's Kleissven...

Hisoka looked intently at Yiermi, a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes, yes, why did he choose Clay to take the blame?

Alas, there is something invisible and intangible called intuition.

Anyway, if you choose everything, you can't return it, so let him do it.Anyway... Clay was the first classmate he mentioned to Il fans.Should be very memorable.

【Xiao Yi is not that particular about refined people, so I should stop here. 】

Sure enough, Ill fans who have never been to school, but have heard a little about some strange rules on campus are still easily persuaded, and the persuasion is a bit fast.

The next moment, the topic of Il fans shifted to Hisoka's... weird smell of barbecue, perfume, and cream.

Hisoka asked to take a bath together, but Yiermi refused, and after Hisoka stepped into the bathroom and closed the door...the two inside and outside heaved a sigh of relief at the same time.

Il fans felt that something was wrong after Hisoka said "tradition" and his mood suddenly improved.

Why should I be in a good mood?

No, no, what he should mainly think about is why he is in a bad mood.

A boy who is [-] years old now and will be [-] in a few months, even if he has received education about this at home, even if he often encounters scenes that should not be encountered when killing people, even if he has watched a small premium movie at midnight out of curiosity.

He also couldn't figure it out for a while, who made him watch those expansion packs straight to home plate, and the action and picture are the key points.

Goofy youth romance?Well, he did watch that one, but he was too busy with work, and he could never watch it all. Occasionally, he saw some scenes and felt curious about the follow-up development, so he searched for the plot summary on the Internet... Even if he was still young, he couldn't help but love the leading and supporting roles. Their IQs are anxious.

Book?That's what Hisoka likes, and he also reads it, but he focuses on friendship.

Faintly aware that his direction might be crooked, Yi Ermi glanced at the steamy bathroom...

【Hisuo will come out soon, we can't let him find out that something is wrong. ] So at this time, seeking help from the Internet is the best choice.

Hisoka over there also took the opportunity to take a bath and started his calm thinking.Thanks to the weird smell of the lens, he really needs to wash for a long time.

The smell of perfume from the hug, the creamy smell from the crazy cake fight at the end, and more importantly... the smell of barbecue.

The things sent by those people are enough and delicious enough, but there are also enough sequelae.The first is the smell. Not every food has a compelling aroma.

The young masters and ladies are not ignorant, they know something that smells weird and tastes delicious.

After everyone has this smell, it's no big deal.

but……

Hisoka, who applied shower gel on his body for the second time, felt that everyone would regret it now...it's really hard to wash.

While allowing the body to take a bath slowly according to the habit, while thinking about what should I do, what is my mind?Will Xiaoyi accept herself?How can I make him accept it?This and so on...

After waiting for two hours, Hisoka stepped out of the bathroom, and a little strange smell lingering on his body became the best explanation.

"Little Yi~" Hisoka threw himself on Yiermi for comfort. This kind of action has been done many times before, but this time Hisoka's face hidden in the dark room is the key point.

"Continue to wash tomorrow." Yi Ermi calmly returned Hisoka, and rubbed Hiso's hair, just like Hisoka used to treat him when he was wayward, but his heart rate beat a few times faster than usual. is the point.

"Xiaoyi~~sleep together~~~"

"kindness."

As long as they are together, they sleep together. This has been the case since Yiermi officially admitted Hisoka as his friend.It's just... the slightly stiff movements of both sides and the gazes that repeatedly estimate the distance between each other are the key points.