The same nerd, Hisoka

Yiermi gave Hisoka a little free time. Although he had never made friends, it didn't prevent him from understanding that everyone has a little bit of privacy that they don't want their friends to know.

After having Hisoka, he has been searching for some related content to learn about it.He has watched and analyzed some related TV series.

Summarizes the possibility of two kinds of friendship breaking up.

One is concealment. The protagonist's friend just hides a little secret, and the protagonist will search everywhere nervously. When he finally finds out a little bit, he connects the friend with a certain conspiracy that happened recently.

Then all sorts of things went wrong, coupled with the instigation of the real boss behind the scenes, the two friends drifted apart inexplicably.

"Why are you hiding it from me!"

"You actually investigated me!"

Well, around the central idea of ​​these two sentences, the two broke up.When to get it together depends on the mood of the screenwriter.

Even more serious than this is a misunderstanding, which at first was a trivial matter.For example, in a certain place, I saw my friend and my woman talking and laughing together very intimately.

I didn't take it seriously at first, and then I saw it a few times by coincidence.Someone fan the flames again.Next, whether to divide into brothers or women depends on whether the main tone of this TV series is basic love or love.

In addition to misunderstanding the double betrayal of friends and girlfriends, there are also misunderstandings that friends are getting close to themselves for money, misunderstandings that friends are someone else's undercover agent, and so on.

What's more interesting is that there are half-covered explanations for all the messy misunderstandings, such as...

"You actually did this..."

"It's not a big deal." It's another thing to think the other person is saying.

"Okay! You are not benevolent, I am not righteous!" Angrily left.

"You narrow-minded fellow!" More angrily.

This kind of misunderstanding, which can be solved by saying a few more adjectives, has dragged on for a long time. If this scene unfortunately happens to the protagonist's parents, the misunderstanding will probably last a lifetime.

Although Yier Fan is only nine years old, this does not prevent him from seeing how useless these TV screenwriters are.Maybe when he grows up a bit, he will understand that this kind of mindless TV series is for the whole family to sit together after dinner, watch the handsome men and beautiful women drooling, and at the same time criticize the director, screenwriter, and the original novel. ...

He doesn't know now, so he will keep these in mind as negative teaching materials.

It is normal for Hisoka to want to hide his other personality.Separation is also a disease, and Hisoka's concealment shows that he cares about himself.

When he wants to say something, he can just say no, let alone such a trivial matter that he knows without mentioning it.

Yier Fan easily inquired about the nearby flea market. There were many false news on the Internet, so he believed in the word-of-mouth that he asked.

The flea market near Youkexin is the largest and most complete, but the excitement is only the most lively during the annual auction.

In normal times, it is not much different from ordinary big cities.Even each city has certain characteristics, just like the antique market of the Celestial Dynasty.

It's a place where you compare your eyes, your luck, your knowledge, and your psychological warfare.

If you have a good eye, then you can... pick up the leak.Gadgets bought by thousands of nuns can turn into millions of nuns.

If you have a bad eye, there are countless fakes.

With just one wooden burial, seven or eight ways of counterfeiting can be created, not to mention others.

But for those with the ability to read, everything is much easier to say.Valuable boutiques and antiques will all be attached with "Qi", which is the hidden code given to treasures by skilled craftsmen and time.

The only small flaw is that it is impossible to identify expensive electronic products with this hand, or there are some small misjudgments.Because sometimes even ordinary people, if they work hard to make something, occasionally they will leave a little bit of air on it.

But these small flaws don't affect making money.

Moreover, this way of making money is especially suitable for young and talented people with the ability to read.

Most of the older ones hold their own identities and will not do this very hard way of Taobao.As a person with the ability to read, staying in any bodyguard team is a high-paying job.

Children are not popular as bodyguards, and it is not easy to find initial jobs.

As for why talent is emphasized... You must know that it is also very tiring to keep "Ning" everywhere.

Il fans are outside investigating the market environment.Hisoka was naturally like a switch being turned on, eagerly holding the book and reading it.

Of course, no matter how hungry and thirsty Hisoka was, Hisoka would never forget that he put makeup on his face and head while reading a book.

Speaking of this makeup, Hisoka has something to say.

According to the views of most fans, Hisoka's makeup should be white powder, stars and tears, oil paint and hairspray.That's all for explaining.

Hisoka's face is very pale. He has been tossing in the wild for so many years, and he is still very pale, so...all the foundation and everything are omitted.

For Star Tears, he has always used stickers. The Hunter World has a lot of weird materials, which also leads to the singleness of various magical items.This kind of tattoo sticker that is close to the skin, breathable, comfortable, waterproof and sweatproof is slightly expensive, but it is really practical.

After Hisoka got Nian, hair and makeup have all-natural alternatives without additives.Although not very proficient in use, but the effect is excellent.

When Ilmi saw Hisoka successfully cast [Frivolous Mask] for the first time, he immediately decided that his mind ability must have disguise.

Disguise!This is not too suitable for the profession of killer!If you learn it well, you don't have to worry about how to sneak in in the future!

The nirvana of injecting lethality with needles was canceled because it was not practical, but this will definitely pass, and it is definitely more practical than [acupuncture treatment].

I asked the parents for their opinions, and as Il fans expected, the family was very supportive.He also said that this is an ability that is very suitable for the operating system.

"Your [frivolous mask] can only cover one layer, but I can completely change your muscle skin skeleton, and teach me your disguise in the future."

In the room of the star-rated hotel, Hisoka, who had changed his clothes and read a book after removing the chanting on his head and face, because a certain sentence in the book unconsciously reminded Yi Ermi that he decided to use the second kind of chanting ability. Then the train of thought turned to Yi Ermi, and happened to pull out Hisoka's mind that was once in the book.

I looked at the time, read the book again, and recalled how I was before...

It seems that something is wrong!

He hadn't touched a book for more than a month, and his heart was itchy.He was indeed fascinated by the book and concentrated on it, but after reading it for a few hours, the itching was relieved, and his sanity returned.

Although there is no clear evidence, but... Do I need to inquire in advance when I go to Flea Street to shop for treasures?Shouldn't it be the two of them going together, and then buy it if you have it, and don't buy it if you don't have it?

Shouldn't it be that they visit all the flea markets around when they have free time, to enrich their wallets, and exercise [Ning] along the way?

Well, although it is right to go shopping in advance to see the situation, and then inquire, is there any kind and honest store that is convenient to sell the goods.

But this "yes" is too ambiguous and too soft.Coupled with his gaffe after Jin took out the book-that memory is a bit fuzzy, but there must be gaffes.

In this way, the degree of suspicion has skyrocketed.

His heart was suddenly throbbing, and thinking of a possibility, Hisoka lost the mood to read a book.

Maybe it's... What did Il fans see?He is not happy?Did he get angry when he ran out?So……

After being worried for a while, Hisoka's IQ recovered a little.

Not right, sneaking away when angry, this is not the style of Il fans!

If he was a fan of Il and doubted himself about something, he would definitely invite a fight directly with a sullen face.If you lose, don't ask. If you win, just point a nail at his neck and ask for clarification.

This is the IL fan.

The phantom that was bright and sad before, suspicious of his friend's betrayal, and silently making excuses to leave was definitely because he watched too many TV dramas with Yier fans recently.

But no matter how confusing things are, in the final analysis, there are two possibilities, one is that the fans of Yier already know, and the other is that the fans of Yier don't know.

Whether you know it or not, since you are suspected of revealing your secrets, why not take this opportunity to confess to Yier fans.

Looking at the hour next to it, which was already approaching dinner time, Hisoka became more and more convinced of his other guess, that Il fans might have discovered it long ago.In order to take care of myself, so that I can rest assured to read a book, I went out to hang out.

Thinking of this makes me feel even more indescribably comfortable and moved.

"If Xiaoyi really knows...I usually look like a different person, he won't think I'm smart?" Just thinking about it, Hisoka threw this idea behind him, He just doesn't wear makeup when he reads a book, he just takes it seriously.

Just like a person who treats his family members differently than he treats his leaders, he is definitely not a smart person. (No such awareness at all.)

If he was really smart, how could Xiba, the son-in-law, allow himself to associate with Yi Ermi?He is already very dissatisfied with his monstrous personality. (Correct, he disagrees.)

Mustered up the courage to send a text message to Il fans.I directly apologized that I didn't go to inquire about the market of the flea market, and I was fascinated by reading a book in a hotel.

Now Yier fans are not interested in shopping anymore, so go back and see how Hisoka will confess.

It's like Hisoka reacted immediately, hurting the spring and the autumn, and running away sadly is not the style of Yier fans.Yier fans are also sure that when they come back to their senses, they find that their essence may be exposed, so it is not Hisoka's style to pull back Yier fans to be open and honest.

Hisoka...sometimes his thick skin is outrageous, and sometimes his skin is very thin.He will not speak directly, he will definitely hold the poker cards coyly, discussing one by one from astronomy and geography, from what is breakfast to national turmoil, history and humanities, and finally the focus is mixed in this pile of nonsense, You hear it and you're there...

Ill fans will guess this way, mainly because Hisoka played it once in the Sky Arena, and played it against Shiba once when he beat the enemy Hakka.Have a criminal record!

But this time he guessed the beginning (Hisoka was going to confess), but he missed the ending (not the way he expected to confess).

With the dinner for two in hand, Yi Ermi saw it as soon as he entered the hotel room... It's too early to see it, but it can be regarded as a beautiful scene.

Hisoka, who came out of the bathroom, was wearing a large adult bathrobe, the hem of which was dragged on the ground, and the long belt was wound several times, but the bathrobe was too wide, no matter how tight the belt was, it was almost impossible Most of his body was exposed, and the wide bathrobe set off his slender and petite body. His face was flushed red because of the water vapor, and his hair, which usually grew backwards, kept the standard hairstyle obediently. Looking at Hisoka's cheek, he thought Hisoka was even smaller.

Large bathrobe + petite body + slightly frightened expression...

The little Yier fan still doesn't know what "moe" is, but he will know it when he thinks about it later.

Hisoka was indeed startled, the rhythm was wrong, and within his budget, the Il fans would have to have 10 minutes to come back at the fastest.But this does not affect his plan.

Picking up the towel, she dried her hair "as if nothing had happened". A few strands of messy hair suddenly made people a little more playful and cute than the demure and well-behaved before.

"Xiao Yi came back so early~" Hisoka still had his usual wavy voice, but his expression did not have the usual enchanting expression.

Yi Ermi handed over the dinner, and while eating, his cat's eyes opened wide and he curiously admired Hisoka who was different now.

That's right, Hisoka's plan is to relax himself completely, and do whatever he wants in front of Il fans.Usually as long as he puts on makeup, he will be in the most ostentatious and enthusiastic state.

And when I picked up the book... Although I didn't notice it, it was the quietest when I thought about it.

So he showed it to Il fans, the usual him, without makeup, and without books.Facing his best friend in the most relaxed and natural way, he cast a few apologetic little eyes over him.

The two little ones exchanged each other's little embarrassment that they concealed.Without saying a word of explanation, the two of them finished it...

I'm actually hiding a little bit.

I already knew it and didn't mind.

That's really nice, thank you.

The above three steps.

There are also sequelae. Il fans believe that besides the key factor of books, Hisoka's personality will also change when taking a bath.

And a conversation some years later.

"Xiao Yi~ I remember you started watching pay TV when you were 12 years old."

"I also remember that you started seducing me when you were 11 years old."

The author has something to say: Wooden burial: a kind of wood carving with gold, silver and jewelry inside, which is very valuable.

There are many ways to counterfeit, usually by opening a small gap and secretly replacing the gold, silver and jewelry inside with fakes.Then restore the wood carvings, pretend that they have not been opened, and sell them to others.

PPS, CP is an Il fan, Jin will not be Hisoka’s CP, when he was pregnant with Xiaojie, Hisoka was only 14 years old, it was too early.