Prime Minister, don't pick up on integrity

Long, long ago, there was an orange whose name was Si Chengzi.

Although Si Chengzi is just a commoner orange in the fruit country, Si Chengzi is also an orange with lofty ambitions!

Seeing those same people doing nothing, Si Chengzi said to himself in his heart: An orange that does not want to be an imported orange is not a good orange. In order to realize his unusual dream, Si Chengzi packed his bags, left his hometown, and traveled thousands of miles. Come to the neighboring country of fungi.

Let’s talk about the country of fungi. When the country of fungus was first established, other countries didn’t think much of this new country. They commented contemptuously: “The country of fungi, the country of barbarians.”

They think that the fungus country is not all small fungi, so there is nothing to be afraid of.Therefore, at the beginning of the founding of the Fungus Nation, the surrounding countries bullied the Fungal Nation when they had nothing to do. Many times, the Fungal Nation was almost on the verge of extinction.

At this time, a great gentleman came out of the fungus kingdom—Jun Xiaogong. He cherished a heart-to-heart relationship with a martingale orange from the fruit kingdom, presided over the reform together, and achieved a period of "bacteria are like green hills, oranges are like pines and cypresses, and they are of the same heart." Same virtue, never lose each other".

After Jun Xiaogong's death, although the martingale oranges ended up being five cents oranges, and the orange juice dripped all over the ground, the heroic sacrifice finally brought about the prosperity of the Fungus Kingdom.

At the time when Si Chengzi lived, the fungal country was already the most powerful country among all the countries.

After coming to the fungus country, Si Chengzi first visited the prime minister of the fungus country, Al, who originally belonged to the metal country, because he sponsored the former monarch of the fungus country, Yiren, and became the prime minister through unspoken rules.

Si Chengzi is a penniless Chengzi, who has nothing but yellow cauliflower all over his body, so Si Chengzi looks down on this kind of local tyrant who uses yellow gold to get on the throne.

Later, Si Chengzi continued to despise Prime Minister Al while becoming a guest minister in the prime minister's mansion.

Fast forward more than a year, and Si Chengzi did nothing but eat, drink, and mess in Prime Minister Lu's mansion. Si Chengzi thought to himself: "It seems that Prime Minister Lu is not a reliable guy, I can't be here He is wasting time in vain, let's find another reliable master."

So, Si Chengzi took the initiative to resign from Prime Minister Al.

Upon hearing this, Prime Minister Al panicked.

This penniless Si Chengzi stayed in the prime minister's mansion for more than a year. He spent all his food, clothing, housing and transportation on his father's money. He even drank a few big bags of Nestle. If Si Chengzi patted the orange peel and left like this Oh, isn't the previous money wasted?

Lu Xiang hurriedly said: "Well, don't you just want a serious job? I will introduce you to a civil servant, a regular worker, with a salary, three insurances and one gold, and more importantly Yes, you can have close contact with the current national bacteria every day!"

When Si Chengzi heard it: "That's a good relationship!" He immediately agreed happily.

Although Si Chengzi didn't know anything about the current national government of the fungus country, but now, he could only place all his bets on the country's government, whom he had never met.

Full of longing for Guojunzheng, Si Chengzi took up his post with honor, and only then did he realize that he had been trapped by aluminum.

The job is good as a civil servant. The subordinate of Jiuqing Zhonglang Zhongling—Lang Guan, the workplace is mainly in the palace, and the content of the job is closely related to the national bacteria——

The carriage that guards the country's bacteria.

In this way, Si Chengzi lived a life in the Netherlands. Every day Guojun travels, he trots along with the convoy. Apart from eating a stomach full of ashes, he never sees Guojun at all, let alone with Guojun. Saying the last sentence, by the way, I recommend myself.

Spring goes to winter, and a few months have passed in a flash. In the deep winter and heavy snow, in the white world, only red plum blossoms are blooming against the wind and snow.

As a Lang Guan, Si Chengzi is not qualified to enter the courtyard to appreciate plum blossoms. He can only stand far outside the courtyard and look at the plum blossoms in the courtyard. This glance is the one that changes Si Chengzi's fate.

With just one glance, it has become eternity.

In the wide courtyard, there is an ethereal white on the pavilions, and under the bright red plum blossoms, there is a young man who is sniffing the plum blossoms in his hand, with an indifferent expression, as if passing through the fragrance of plum blossoms. , remembering something.

At that moment, Si Chengzi suddenly realized that that boy was the one he had been waiting for.

Si Chengzi is very clear that this is a very rare opportunity. The person who has been thinking about it is now in the courtyard not far away. After walking a few steps, he can have a face-to-face conversation with Guojun, but at the same time, he is good at According to the laws of the fungus country, the courtyard where the fungus is located must be cooked.

Either impress Guojun with his own words, get the appreciation of Guojun, or turn into a ripe orange, all of this is only a matter of his thought.

If it is an ordinary orange, maybe they will choose to give up this opportunity, but Si orange is an out-and-out adventurist. In life, the orange has to live vigorously.

With such determination, Si Juzi stepped into the courtyard step by step on the snow on the soles of his feet.

Against the backdrop of red plums and white snow, Si Chengzi finally met Guo Junzheng, a few steps away, and when their eyes met, Guo Junzheng calmly asked, "What's the matter with you?"

Guo Junzheng is not worried at all that the stranger in front of him is an assassin, and with Si Chengzi's body, it is still very difficult to assassinate Guo Junzheng.

Si Chengzi respectfully replied:

"Wei Cheng sees Guo Bacteria, and wants to say something to Guo Bacteria, please allow Wei Cheng to express that he has absolutely no intention of harming Guo Bacteria."

As he spoke, Si Chengzi undressed slowly, and the yellow orange peel fell off to show that he did not carry any weapons.

Looking at the naked body on the white snow and under the red plums, Guo Junzheng was a little moved, and he became more determined that Essie Chengzi's body would never be able to assassinate him.

Guo Bacteria stepped forward and said:

"Sir, please get dressed, and please speak if you have something to say."

Si Chengzi knew that he had already succeeded.

Then, Juncheng talked freely, and the government of the country was deeply impressed by Si Chengzi's talent, and Si Chengzi also made the oath of "If the fungus wants to die, Cheng has to die".

N years later, on Guojunzheng's bed, Si Chengzi, whose orange peel had been peeled off, understood two things.

If the fungus wants to kill Cheng, Cheng has to die, and Guojun can order him to die, let alone want to die.

And there is...

Mushrooms are actually a type of fungus.

The End

The author has something to say: It’s a spoof story~ The plot is mainly based on the bloody official career. When Duan Sizheng met, Li Si’s stunning appearance really made me YY for a long time. It’s not thrilling enough. On the one hand, it’s because of my writing skills. On the other hand, it’s not the most exciting time yet. I think the most exciting part of the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Periods should be the reforms and the game between the countries. Needless to say, the reforms, old and new forces Occasionally, hundreds of schools of thought will intervene, and then count the history of the Warring States Period. There are wars almost every year, and there are famous generals in every era, but I have not written about these two.

Although I said I declined the textual research, but every time I write, I have consulted a lot of information, and strive to be as consistent as possible with the history. I can’t guarantee whether the later ones will be better than the previous ones. This is a great era. I can only say that I will write with my heart and work hard to write well.