Is this a mermaid?

The contract that Uncle Mu signed with the royal family is to only cook three meals for the royal family members, not including cooking for the royal family's guests or making state banquets.

And the gold-swallowing beasts obviously do not belong to the royal family—although Haile and Mingo tried their best to start with the royal status of foodies, classify the gold-swallowing beasts as members of the royal family, and did not give Uncle Mu the opportunity to ask for leave.

But the fact is that the gold swallowing beasts are not royal at all, not to mention their food intake is equivalent to hosting several state banquets.

Uncle Mu protested - Da Le, who looked at the big belly, could only drink a little soup pot beside him.

And when the gold-swallowing beasts left, Uncle Mu was about to take out the ingredients he secretly hid for Dale, but he found that he couldn't find those ingredients no matter what.

Then, the foodie told Uncle Mu the truth in a cute manner. This truth was the fuse that ignited Uncle Mu's anger-the gold-swallowing beasts discovered the ingredients hidden by Uncle Mu, and then put these ingredients in their original positions. Uncle Mu, who didn't know it, used it to cook together, and now, the food that should have been eaten by Da Le was fermenting in the stomachs of the lost gold swallowing beasts.

Uncle Mu felt very angry. He strongly asked for a week's leave to appease his wounded heart, and the seven-day leave could not be counted in his accumulative number of days off. And definitely no longer serve.

"Go whoever you love!" Uncle Mu's roar still echoed in Mingo's ears, when Dale said that he was hungry, but there was no food in the palace, Uncle Mu went berserk, "I won't serve you anymore! "

Mingo, who had never seen Uncle Mu go berserk, was frightened on the spot.

It was Heller who popularized Uncle Mu's fiery temper when he was young. When all the stores in the food planet jointly condemned him, he tore up the joint book in anger, and then carried tools to the next planet to engage in free food processing activities. the Lord.

Mingo quietly asked about the results, and it was obvious that during the period when Uncle Mu stayed on the next-door planet to fire, the traffic on Food Planet dropped by 80.00%.

In the end, it was the person who wrote the joint book at that time who invited Uncle Mu back.

Heller said with emotion that when Uncle Mu got older and met Dale again, he also knew that some people did not welcome him, so he went on a trip altogether.

At this time, Uncle Mu's temper was much better. Heller said that he hadn't seen Uncle Mu be so furious for a long time.

If it is said that mermaids are men's treasures, then a pregnant mermaid is a treasure on top of other treasures.

Why didn't Uncle Mu explode after messing with his pregnant mermaid?

Mingo was very embarrassed when he heard the story, but at this time he had a headache.

It is said that the gold-swallowing beasts will come over in ten days, and this time the whole clan is dispatched together.

Nima, the question is what if the chefs are on strike at this time?

Uncle Mu is a man of one word and one word. If he says he won't cook for the gold-swallowing beasts, he probably will be stumped. But if Uncle Mu doesn't cook, who will do it?

This is all the gold-swallowing beasts dispatched together, and it only took a quarter of the time last time to make Uncle Mu miserable--Uncle Mu is the best at cooking big pots.

Where are they going to find a cook who can cook big pots of rice better than Uncle Mu to deal with this problem, not to mention, do the gold swallowing beasts raised by Uncle Mu's craftsmanship really accept the sudden drop in food quality?

Mingo has a headache.

He chose to give up thinking about this question, hmph, he is a pregnant mermaid, the first task is to take good care of the fetus, as for other things, hehe, what does that guy who is so smooth but not laying eggs do?

Putting the babies on the bed one by one, Mingo carefully pressed the quilts for the babies.

The foodie who washed his paws also got into the bed, um, he was going to sleep for a while.

Finally, he glanced enviously at the four sleeping carefree. Mingo's chest was full of tragic emotions. He and Werther embarked on the journey together. At one end was a ferocious mermaid.

Seeing that the banquet was about to end, Mingo decided to go back—as if he was asked to participate in a complete banquet because he didn't have enough time at the end, Mingo would really choose Jump into the sea and swim away quickly.

When Mingo went back, Jacques was standing at the dining table, holding snacks, while talking eloquently to the onlookers about his previous heroic deeds, while Carter, listening with a wine glass not far away, sneered from time to time One or two sounds.

Mingo reckoned that Yake might be bragging again.

"Hey." Jacques was really surprised when he saw Mingo, "You're really back. I'm still betting you won't come."

Mingo rolled his eyes. Yake really understood him. It was true that he didn't want to come back, but facing the worse ending if he didn't come back, how could Mingo not come? It's not like he can't settle accounts!

"His Royal Highness Mingo." A circle of mermaids waved at Mingo.

Mingo greeted Werther, and walked over automatically and consciously.

Sure enough, the mermaids made way for him and let him and Yake stand in the innermost part.

"What are you talking about?" Mingo asked.

Yake said triumphantly: "I'm talking about how I developed the mermaid transformation surgery."

Mingoma paused for a moment. This topic was a bit high-end, and he didn't seem to understand it.

Yake continued to speak incessantly.

Mingo listened, what gene, what transcription.

Damn, what a mess!Headache.

Mingo rubbed his temples and secretly asked a mermaid beside him who was listening with great interest: "You really understand."

The mermaid shook her head: "I'm studying communication. I really don't understand biology."

"Then you still listen so seriously!"

"Listen to the story." The mermaid smiled, "Why don't you tell us about your love history with His Highness Werther?"

Immediately, many mermaids who seemed to be listening seriously turned their heads to stare at Mingo with piercing eyes.

Yake shrugged his mouth: "What's so good about that?"

"But." said a mermaid, "I heard that His Highness Mingo and His Highness Werther kept their human form when they fell in love!"

When Jacques heard this, he came to his senses: "This is interesting, Mingo, let's talk about it!"

Mingo looked at Jake speechlessly: "You haven't told me about your love history with Carter yet."

Yake spread his hands: "I was talking about that just now, but you are not here, what can I do, I will tell you when I have time later. Listen to you, I think yours is very interesting, that guy Witt didn't Will it be curved?"

"No way." A green-haired mermaid among the mermaids said, "I had a blind date with His Royal Highness Werther before. At that time, I always thought he had mermaid syndrome."

Seeing Mingo staring at him, the green-haired mermaid quickly waved his hand and said: "Your Highness, don't worry. We were all forced to go on a blind date, and I didn't even know that he was His Royal Highness the Crown Prince! What's more, I liked mermaids at that time. "

As soon as these words came out, a circle of ground immediately vacated around the green-haired mermaid.

The green-haired mermaid said blankly, "I'm already married."

A mermaid next to him said in horror: "And the mermaid."

The green-haired mermaid rolled her big eyes: "Please read the law carefully, it is illegal for a mermaid to marry a mermaid! Clearly stipulate it!"

"Congratulations, you have given up evil and returned to righteousness." The mermaids gathered around again, shaking hands with the green-haired mermaid one by one.

The green-haired mermaid murmured: "It's so weird, you guys think it's not right for a mermaid to be with a mermaid, but you think it's normal for a man to be with a man."

"There are not enough mermaids." A mermaid said earnestly, "We can no longer digest internally. If we digest internally, human beings will become extinct."

"Hey, men and men are all internally digested, I don't believe that human beings are not extinct."

"Hey, how could it be possible to mess up all of them? There are so many men and mermaids. It just so happens that they solve some of them internally, which is pretty good."

"Wait." Mingo interrupted the chatter of the mermaids, and looked at the green-haired mermaid, "Why do you think Werther has mermaid syndrome?"

The green-haired mermaid recalled: "I remember when I was on a blind date with His Highness Werther, he didn't say a word. When I was talking, he was drinking coffee, and his hands were shaking so badly that the coffee was spilled everywhere. I've seen people who are nervous when they see mermaids, but I've never seen anyone who is so nervous!"

"Later?"

"Later?" The green-haired mermaid shrugged, "We didn't even look at each other, so we broke up."

Mingo sized up the green-haired mermaid, and couldn't help asking: "Can I ask what your partner looks like?" Werther didn't even like it, what a demanding one!

The green-haired mermaid said happily: "He is a famous writer who writes novels. You should all know him, Miaomiao."

Mingo's eyes widened: "Make men listen to you?"

"Yes." The green-haired mermaid nodded, "That's him! My Miaomiao is really cute, and I love him the most! Every time I see him wronged, I feel so happy."

Mingo narrowed his eyes slightly, this, is there something wrong?

"The books he wrote are really useful?" Mingo thought about him who had just transmigrated at that time, and acted according to the contents of the books, but Werther didn't seem to buy it at all. Could it be that the reason why his scheme failed was because Werther was not a man?

He has personally verified this problem, it is impossible.

"It's very useful." The green-haired mermaid nodded, "Miao Miao wrote a series, including the pursuit stage, love stage, and marriage stage. Even different men have different strategy books, which are very helpful. I just read took him down with his book."

"But if I did it, why wouldn't it work?"

"Is it the marriage stage?"

"Yes."

and many more!

yes?

Mingo recalled it, shit, he and Werther should be in the pursuit stage at that time, and he actually used the book on the marriage stage, no wonder it didn't work!

Mingo stepped forward and held the green-haired mermaid's hand tightly: "Can you send me a whole series of books?"

"No problem." The green-haired mermaid said casually, "For men, or for mermaids?"

"Oh." The green-haired mermaid realized, "It's aimed at men, right?" He looked at Werther standing outside and smiled.

Mingo frowned and thought about it. His ultimate goal is to overwhelm Werther. This goal is very similar to a man's stage of pursuing a mermaid.

Mingo had an epiphany, and he said to the green-haired mermaid seriously: "No, I want to target mermaids. For those in the pursuit stage, I have a set of mermaid strategies for each series, thank you."

Everyone: "(⊙o⊙)!"

shocked.