Is this a mermaid?
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Title: Is This a Mermaid?
Author: Bigbig
Copywriting: His Royal Highness the mermaid prince who is full of pride, flamboyance, and self-deception is sent to another world by unscientific events.
In this world, His Royal Highness Mermaid finally doesn’t have to ask why other fish don’t have legs but he does.
However, the only shortcoming is that there are no girls, seeking soft girls, and not being gay, and what is even more tragic is that in this world, Her Majesty the Mermaid seems, accidentally, to be classified as a female role responsible for giving birth or something, which is really unscientific.
Her Highness the Mermaid desperately hid her tail. Although she loves her tail very much, when she thinks of having a baby, hehe, tail, hide it!
However, a man who was beaten before he was not familiar with him, and then he deserved to be beaten, slowly, slowly, walked into the life of His Royal Highness the Mermaid.
Hey, in fact, it doesn't matter what men do.
The man fought fiercely with his family just to be with him, is the prince already rotten now?
In the end, after the man struggled and struggled successfully, Her Majesty the Mermaid swayed and revealed her tail, well, since you have paid sincerely, I will reward you with an egg mercifully!
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☆、Walk slowly, Your Highness
In his life, Mingo hated men with prettier faces than women, so every time he looked in the mirror, Mingo always had the urge to strangle himself to death.
No, before he dies, we have to kill those idiots with appearances first.
As the most precious golden mermaid, the natural king among mermaids, Mingo was taught by his mother, queen, and father to be kind and majestic to others since he was a child. The people who lined up in front of him to confess are amiable?Every day he is irritable and flicks his tail one by one, and they are still huddling and clamoring to get close to him like they are fighting for something. If they are more kind and gentle—well, Mingo has already seen himself being overwhelmed by mermaids. scene.
"I'm really sorry, how can we fall in love with the same gender?"
Mingo looked at the guy who was also a golden mermaid with a half-smile, hehe, look at this guy, with a nympho expression on his face, it really made Yu have an urge to beat him up.
snort!If beating you up would cause international disputes, do you think you can still stand in front of me now? If God hadn't blindly given you a golden tail.
Mingo smiled slyly, I turned you into a shooting star in the sky when you, an idiot, appeared drooling, or the kind that never returns.
"Mingo, think again. Although we are all mermaids, we golden mermaids can be pregnant."
Mingo looked at the mermaid with a blushing fish face on the opposite side, and said stiffly "hehe", if his offspring had this kind of gene
Then their family has become a nympho family?
No, absolutely not, although the little mermaid bred by the golden mermaid is more powerful, but once infected with the nympho attribute, what can be saved?
There's absolutely no way this guy can get pregnant with his child.
Mingo swore secretly in his heart, and then heard a sentence that made Yu a thunderbolt from the blue sky.
"Mingo, are you willing to give birth to a beautiful little mermaid like you?"
The brain is a little hypoxic, and Mingo hates two things the most in his life—one, calling him beautiful, and two, making him have children.
Congratulations, triggering the force to break the table, burning a big devil in anger.
Mingo raised his tail and smiled gently.
Hey, buddy, watch your saliva, a small river is about to appear on the ground!
Then, "Boom!"
After a loud noise, Mingo flicked his tail and walked away from the fish.
Just like that, he dared to say that he was going to give birth to a little mermaid. Why, is it because he has a thicker skin than the city wall or because he has a heart that doesn't fully realize how much he has?
Cut, when he is stupid?
One-way free flight ticket in the air, not sent.
The angry mermaid prince didn't notice a cute round stone under his feet.
then.
Roll on, Burning Stones, and let's give His Highness the Prince's Fountain a day trip!
oh.What, there is a space black hole at the bottom of the spring, OMG, Your Highness, take it easy!
☆, meet
His body hurt so much, Mingo couldn't help moaning.
Slowly opened his eyes, the snow-white ceiling was not stained.
What kind of broken place, do you want to die if you paint some patterns and make some decorations?
Bai Cheng is afraid that people don't know that the owner is an idiot.
Well, at least a crystal wall lamp, with an old-style moraghi pattern, and a wooden closet can barely accommodate the fish. It's really unsightly for him to live in this way.
Physiological pain drives psychological irritability, and Mingo's gorgeous aesthetics explodes unexpectedly.
As a pampered and pampered child, Mingo was fortunate that he did not bully others, and felt that the universe should revolve around him. However, the overly gorgeous living space has shaped Mingo's aesthetics since he was a child.
The head can be broken and blood can flow, and the gorgeousness can't be messed up!
"you're awake?"
An unfamiliar voice rang in his ears, and Mingo turned his head abruptly.
Who is this?
I've never seen someone who gambles on a photographic memory.
Look down.
This is!
Mingo was shocked.
leg!
The long ones are the legs!
Mingo quickly looked at his lower body, it was straight, white, with two lines, what is it?
Mingo felt a little dizzy. It had been a long time since he had seen this thing. It seemed that since he was ten years old, since he was able to transform his legs into fish tails, he had maintained the fish tail state all the time.
Generally speaking, mermaids only have one tail. Natural evolution has long ago caused mermaids to abandon their weak legs and replace them with fish tails that are as strong as steel.
And Mingo, whose parents are both golden mermaids, was not born with such an exceptionally noble mermaid tail like his father, queen mother and queen.
Mingo was born without a tail and only had two legs.
Totally atavistic.
No one could have imagined that something that had never happened in tens of thousands of years would appear in the royal family with the purest blood.
Because of the two legs, the king and queen did not announce the birth of the prince to the people at all.
Mingo has been well protected since he was a child, and the people around him are the confidantes carefully selected by the two most honorable people in the kingdom.
Mingo still remembered that when he was a child, his favorite question to ask his mother was why everyone had tails and only he had legs.
Every time, the queen mother told Mingo with a gentle face, because he is a treasure bestowed by heaven, so he is naturally different.
Until little Mingo saw that the queen mother hid in the garden and wept quietly after he finished asking this question.
Mingo finally understood that being different is not a good thing.
Mingo never asked about it again after that.
Fortunately, Mingo's supernatural talent is unparalleled, and at the age of ten he was finally able to convert his legs into tails.
The late tail is the most noble golden color, which perfectly inherits the color from its parents.
Since then, Mingo has never appeared in front of any fish with the image of his legs.
Now, the scene that has been dusty for many years appears in front of my eyes.
The huge stimulus made him finally remember what happened.
This unscientific!
Why is the black hole under the fountain!
Well, the most unscientific thing is that the self who was obviously involved in the black hole is actually intact.
Oh what luck.
"็ Hello Who are you?"
Mingo smiled and silently looked at the man in front of him, focusing on two long legs.
I have never seen a fish with two legs like myself.
Why haven't I seen this fish before? My father tried his best to find a mermaid with legs in order not to make him feel inferior.But until he fell into the black hole, he got nothing.
He didn't expect to see the same kind here, which is really strange.
"Wake up and go away.'"
Wait, what's the situation, being rejected?
Mingo's eyes widened, what, can you say it again?
He, he would be disgusted.
This, this is not scientific.
"roll."
The man repeated.
Mingo pursed his lips silently, well, two unbelievable things have happened before, and it is not uncommon for him to be rejected by comparison.
However, the body hurts so much, what should I do if I don't want to move and swell?
Beauty, beauty, when I need you, give me some strength!
Secretly cheering himself up in his heart, Mingo instantly put on a pitiful look.
"I'm in so much pain"
Widen your eyes, purse your mouth, squeeze some tears, and act coquettishly.
The thousands of tricks of the King and Queen of Killing Fish in seconds reappeared in the world after many years.
then.
"roll."
If the late festival is not guaranteed, it will hit the rocks and succeed.
Mingo silently, silently, looked at the man, unmoved by the beauty, um, he is a man.
But why let him meet such a man at this time.
Dude, please, can you shake it up a little bit now?
Mingo couldn't help complaining in his heart, thank you eighteen generations of ancestors for your beauty, you didn't work hard when you should.What kind of trouble will happen if the battery is insufficient at the critical moment of random discharge!
"Ok."
Mingo got up reluctantly.
Oh my god, has he been run over by an animal that weighs a thousand catties? It hurts so much.
Legs go limp.Mingo returned to the big soft bed again.
He looked up at the man.
Dude, acquaintance is fate, saving people is ruined, sending Buddha to the West, what the ancestors said, it has been passed down for so many years, there must be a reason for it!
"Weak chicken."
Hearing the disdainful words, seeing the dog face that everyone can perceive although it looks expressionless but mocking.
Mingo took a deep breath, hehe.
The uncle endured it, and the aunt couldn't bear it either.
Damn, who would want to stay in this dilapidated room if it wasn't for being unwell. The toilets in his royal palace are even more gorgeous than this room, with a lot of snow white, white walls, white beds, and white floors.After staying for a long time, he was afraid of getting snow blindness, thinking that he would like to stay here.
Enduring the pain, Mingo got up angrily, walked out angrily, and hit the man hard when passing by.
Ow, my shoulder hurts.
Seeing the man motionless and disfigured, Mingo wept bitterly in his heart.
Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs, bullied by dogs.
"Are you going out like this?"
The man's slightly hesitant voice came from behind.
"It's up to you!" Mingo shouted back.
Mingo only felt a burst of anger burning in his heart, supporting his weak and painful body to move forward quickly.
No, Mingo, who was angry, finally separated a little bit of rationality to feel the current situation. Why is his body chilly, but his back is hot?
Looking back, oh, it turned out that it was that ruthless, unreasonable and unreasonable face looking at him with a paralyzed face.
Um?Look, look, hehe, now I am fascinated by my brother's beauty, huh, it's too late.
Turning around triumphantly, oh, it seems that his beauty still has some effect, I thought he was such a man, hmph, his character is so bad, and he is also a nymphomaniac, oh, it is not easy for him to grow up to such a big size.
Taking a casual look, a figure was clearly reflected in the turned off TV.
Mingo's smile froze.
The corner of his mouth twitched stiffly, God of the Sea, what did he see?
Oh, an innocent little bird is greeting its master cheerfully.
"Hun Dan, my clothes!"
A deafening roar sounded in the next second.
☆, rely on this "kind" person!
At this moment, Mingo really didn't know how he should feel in his heart.
Originally, when he meets someone who is not interested in him, he usually appreciates such a person. Of course, due to some unexpected reasons, he has to hope that the other party will be moved by the beauty, but now he finds that he has been completely watched. Should he say that it is really a real man's act to remain unmoved under such circumstances?
No!At such moments it is time to settle the ledger.
Mingo smirked, you kid is in my hands.
Mingo knows that men are not interested in him, so it's not a loss to be seen by such a man. Everyone is a man, who has it and who doesn't?They all look like that, and there is nothing to look at without a different perspective.Therefore, apart from the moment when he realized that he was not wearing any clothes at first, and because of conditioned reflex, he was shocked and embarrassed to the point of roaring angrily, Mingo actually didn't have any thoughts in his mind.If you don't count the preparations for shame, find faults and make trouble.
"You think you are so great. Is it the Emperor of Heaven or Dizang Pluto? Why do you take off my clothes and ask you to take them off? Do you know what is the difference between men and women? Who are you, are you going to marry me, or did I get kicked in the head by a donkey and forgot that I was blind and had a wedding with you?"
Mingo took advantage of the situation and yelled, haha, I told Ya to send me off three times before, but now, he has taken back my principal and interest.Feng Shui turns to my house at this moment.
Mingo hummed a little song in his heart, and returned to the man arrogantly: "Clothes!"
The man looked at the arrogant Mingo, turned his head silently and walked into the room, and after a while handed out a set of clothes that the man was wearing now.
When he handed it to Mingo, Mingo heard the man say coldly, "It's not me."
"What?"
What does it mean to be good when you get cheap, and what does it mean to be a villain?
Mingo is performing these two roles in the most standard manner at this moment.
Mingo laughed arrogantly in his heart.
Of course Mingo knew what I was referring to, but would Mingo easily let a man go?No, no, no one has ever talked about him except his father and queen mother since he was a child.
Hmph, being sent "roll" three times in a row, he can be considered to have learned the lesson, and being thrown away by his tail on weekdays, sent the mood of the men who acted "roll".This taste is really not easy to swallow.Look at him, he sent too many "scrolls" on weekdays, and now he is still on his own head.
Mingo decided to treat those men who were "rolled out" better in the future.
But now, since there is a chance for revenge, let's use it up.
Mingo squinted at the man's thick sword eyebrows furrowed sideways, and explained in a low voice.
"I didn't take off your clothes. You weren't wearing any clothes when I found you."
"Hmph." Mingo choked out a word from his nasal cavity lightly, and put on his clothes on his own.
This level is obviously the bottom line of the man in front of him. Now that the enemy is strong and we are weak, it is not suitable for chasing after the victory. I will let you go this time. For the sake of being of the same kind, I will definitely contact you more in the future.
whee.
Mingo walked out of the gate of the man's house with cheerful steps, and then rushed back quickly.
"I don't believe it, since you have seen it all, I will be responsible for me!"
man:"????????"
Well, Mingo didn't want to become so fast, but when he went out, he suddenly found that the streets were full of men with long legs.
This is absolutely unscientific.
No matter how blind Mingo was, he knew that something was wrong. After searching for so many years, he couldn't find a mermaid with the same legs as him.
has a problem!
At present, the man who obviously has no malice towards him and who has rescued him is the best—a temporary meal ticket!
"I said, it's not me." The man said again patiently, holding back his annoyance.
Mingo quickly replied: "I don't believe it, who are you?"
Mingo watched the man turn sideways and let out a long breath.
Hey, why didn't you talk?
Oh, what can I say about this situation, "It's not me", "I don't believe it", "It's not me", "I don't believe it", if it develops like this, there are really endless words.
Silence is the smartest thing to do right now.
What a wise man.Mingo secretly nodded his praise.
"Well, even if it's not you, but you have already seen me and constituted the truth, so be responsible!"
Mingo's guilty conscience could not be concealed by the righteous words. Of course, he knew that the reason was a little far-fetched, and it could be said to be unreasonable, but there was no way, the matter was too urgent.
The man glanced at Mingo.
Mingo felt a gust of cool wind blowing in an instant, and he felt even more guilty.
No, Mingo, hold on, hold on, victory is at hand, persistence is victory!
With a stiff body, Mingo insisted on standing in front of the man with the most proud posture.
"Whatever you want." The man didn't even look at Mingo again, he went straight to another room, and closed the door with a bang.
Minge let out a long sigh of relief, that's great, I succeeded, good man, I will definitely repay you in the future.
Back in the room where he woke up, Mingo was obviously depressed. How long will he stay here? Looking at the room he complained about just now, Mingo was instantly worried about his health—whether he would really Got snow blindness?
No, he doesn't want it.
Father and mother, where are you?Mingo is not filial, Mingo misses you so much!
Here, I swear to the Sea God, I, Mingo, will walk according to the road in the future!
In the end, I hate stones ah ah ah ah.
☆, you are the duck
After closing the door, Mingo threw himself heavily on the bed.
Looking at his legs in pants, Mingo couldn't help moaning while holding his head.
God, where the hell is he now?
Did he time travel to before the catastrophe?Otherwise, how could there be fish with so many legs here?Oh well, humans!
Mingo now somewhat believes what his mother said to scare him back then, thanks to Sea God, if Sea God hadn't given him such a pair of legs, he doesn't know what kind of situation he would be in now.
Maybe he is now waiting to be dissected on the test bed of the research institute.
He raised his hand in front of his eyes, silently condensed his abilities, and after a long time, a wobbly little water polo appeared.
Damn it!Mingo smashed the small water polo into his face, Sea God, he can't even coagulate the basic small water polo, what else is he talking about?
Alas, Mingo sighed, without his ability, he is really a fish on the chopping board now - let others slaughter him!
"Boom boom boom, boom boom boom."
A dark-faced man appeared in front of Mingo.
"Hey."
Mingo showed a standard eight-teeth smile, well, he knew that he would be treated like this, but in order to find out what was going on in this place, he endured it.
"Listen, whoever sent you here, after today, go back and tell your head that I've slept with you, that you've been successful in bed climbing, but he wants me to join his mercenary team or take a risk Team, no way!"
Whoops, this sentence is more informative.
The man's rare series of words directly knocked Mingo unconscious, and after a while, Mingo finally realized, oh, he was regarded as a duck sent to the door?
In one breath, he quickly rushed to the brain, and Mingo struggled to suppress the uneven airflow below his throat.
"Sorry, I, no, too, understand, understand, this, is, what, what, mean, mean."
Pulling out a difficult smile, Mingo spit out the words word by word.
The man raised his right hand, and saw a white jumping flame suddenly appeared on it.
The high temperature is coming.
Very good, Mingo lowered his head, it seems that there is still a supernatural power here, so at least his supernatural power does not need to be hidden.
hehe.Duck?
Mingo flipped his palm, and a huge water polo appeared in his hand.
It's not my fault for making you think I'm a duck, but if you don't know people well, then you deserve a beating!
Mingo quickly threw the water polo onto the man.
The guy who doesn't have eyes, I will send you a heart-warming heart.
It happened so fast that the man didn't react at all. Perhaps, from the bottom of his heart, he never thought that a duck he sent would have precious natural abilities.The result of not being prepared was that his clothes were completely soaked, and the flames on his hands were also extinguished. The man opened his mouth slightly, and the appearance of holding his empty hands silly was very funny.
Mingo twitched the corners of his mouth with a non-smiling smile, made a smile, and said eccentrically: "It's not good to play with fire, what if you set the house on fire, so I'll help you put it out, I'm sure you wouldn't suggest it either."
man:"??????????"
Mingo snorted, and swaggered away.
Standing in front of his room door, Mingo turned his head, and the man was staring at him motionless.
There was no longer any water, and his whole body looked dry and refreshed, not at all like the drowned chicken a few minutes ago.
Mingo glanced at the man provocatively, then slammed the door heavily.
As soon as he entered the door, Mingo jumped onto the bed like a dog.
Picking up the pillow, Mingo couldn't stop grabbing the pillow with his head.
Ah! I was so impulsive just now!The little bit of ability that was finally recovered was consumed in this way. Fortunately, that guy didn't continue to pester him, otherwise, in his current state where his whole body is weak and his ability is empty, the consequences would probably be disastrous.
Thank you Sea God, you forgave me for another impulsiveness. I swear, in the future, I will think twice before acting, plan before acting, and never act impulsively.
Today, it is too dangerous.Mingo patted his frightened chest.
In fact, what Mingo should be most grateful for is that the Sea God probably never received his oath, otherwise, with such a large number of repeated oaths from childhood to adulthood, it would be no wonder that the Sea God didn't vomit blood!
Mingo was deeply regretting his impulse, but unexpectedly heard the sound of "cuckoo, cluck".
Well, what's that sound?
After listening carefully, Mingo finally found the source of the sound—his stomach.
Well, he's hungry.
God of the Sea, with his extremely unfriendly and arrogant attitude just now, would the owner of the house be willing to have dinner with him?Would he really not poison himself?
After thinking twice, Mingo, who had never been hungry before, finally chose to compromise with his stomach.
Slipping down the stairs cheekily, Mingo shyly moved towards the man.
Very good, Mingo stretched his neck and found that the man was eating.
"Hey, what are you eating?" Mingo smiled cheekily at the man.
The man raised his eyebrows, as if he didn't expect Mingo to appear in front of him so soon, but the man still handed the things in his hands to Mingo: "Nutrition package."
Mingo looked at the strangely shaped mushy object in his hand, and carefully touched the spoon in the bowl.
Is this really edible?
Seeing Mingo's appearance, the man suddenly laughed twice, shook his head, and the man said again: "Don't you like it, you must be hungry too, it was my fault for misunderstanding you before, I believe no mercenary leader would I am willing to let a natural supernatural being be a duck, I apologize to you for my previous words, and to express my apology, I invite you out to eat."
"This is so embarrassing." Mingo pushed it pretendingly, and changed his words instantly, "I want to eat well!"
☆, Werther
"Should I go out dressed like this?" Mingo asked dissatisfied.
The man raised his eyes, his hands were still cleaning the table non-stop, and he said by the way: "Didn't you just plan to leave in this suit?"
Karma, Mingo was a little stunned. When did this happen? He didn't think his aesthetics had fallen to this level.Not to mention that this dress is too plain and not his style at all, let alone that the size is not something he can wear.
Well, Mingo admits reluctantly that he is 1.8 meters tall, and he is a scumbag in front of a man who is 1.9 meters five, not to mention that the man has the eight-pack abs that he wants to have in his dreams, and he—really It's just a chicken with a piece of abdominal muscle.
Looking back at those years, Mingo worked so hard to exercise his body, just to show his big eight-pack abs under the transparent close-fitting clothes after getting wet.But the cruelty of reality is not acceptable to fish.No matter how hard he is tossing, he is still full of puffy meat-this problem has always been ranked first on the list of eight unsolved mysteries of Mingo's life along with "why everyone has no legs but I have".Poseidon, it depends on how far he has tossed to this level, not to mention the abs or something, at least make these puffy meat a little tighter, manly man, what is the reason for a soft body.As far as his body is concerned, let alone go around in front of mermaids to show off and show off, if one of them is not hidden well and is accidentally exposed to be seen by men, it is estimated that he will only be knocked down.
Once again, Mingo once again praised the man's gentleman.
Mingo's bewildered face clearly told the man that he had completely forgotten what happened not long ago.
"Didn't you ask for this dress before and you were going to leave, if you didn't fold it back again, you would have been wandering on the street in this dress."
The man "kindly" reminded.
Mingo laughed dryly, oh, and this matter, I'm so sorry that he forgot, didn't he just think about not steaming the steamed buns on the spur of the moment to save his breath.Fortunately, his impulsive and twitching nerves returned to the right track later, otherwise this unfamiliar person would not know what to do when he was hungry.
"Hey, this, this." Mingo mumbled a few words in a vague voice, and quickly changed the topic to his own needs, "Can't you change one for me?"
The man shrugged: "I'll take you to my wardrobe, pick it yourself."
Mingo went away in a hurry, and returned with a broken face.
He finally understood why a man was so generous and allowed himself to choose clothes in his closet—sister, it's the same for the clothes, colors, styles, and clothes in the closet.
This is how much I love this style of clothes. I have prepared so much, and I don't see any other things.
This man is truly amazing!
Mingo went out with the man awkwardly.
Ugh, this doesn't feel right.The pants are wrong, the clothes are wrong, and the shoes are even worse.Is this feeling of being so big and empty reminding the man's figure that he is eight blocks away from him?
Ah, the thought of this is really bad for the whole person.
On the street, people come and go.
That's right, Mingo hasn't seen a single one with his tail stretched all the way.
Yishui's long-legged man had never even seen a woman.
Mingo looked at the man several times, he really wanted to get some words out of him, for example, is there any mermaid in this world.For example, where is this?
But Mingo really didn't know how to say these words naturally, he knew very well that before all the situation was clear, no one should find out that he was different.
Looking at the man, Mingo bumped into the unexpected man.
The man's eyeballs were unexpectedly dark, and they were full of—jokes.
I have a bad feeling, what's the matter with this rhythm of doing bad things and getting caught?
"Why do you keep looking at me?" The man said slowly, with an unfinished taste, as if he wanted to seize this opportunity to turn around--a good blow to some people's arrogance.
Hehe, Mingo really wanted to ask the classic endless reincarnation words "Hey, how do you know I'm looking at you if you don't look at me."
Oh, maybe the next man can say "How do you know if I'm looking at you if you don't look at me?"
So it's really not easy to explain who is the first to see the other party.
In order to prevent the conversation from falling into such an embarrassing, clichéd, and rotten situation, Mingo racked his brains to find a topic, and finally had an idea.
"Ah, I was just thinking, it seems like we haven't been introduced to each other all this time."
The man chuckled twice, "Witt."
"Ka?"
"My name, Werther." The man looked at Mingo and said seriously.
Mingo, whose whole body felt strangely numb under Werther's gaze, unconsciously rubbed his arms.
"Mingo, my name."
Since then, Mingo finally no longer needs to use the word man, which is too broad, to refer to the man who will fill his life like air in the future——Werther.
Although the price to pay is to laugh twice while looking at the paralyzed face, oh, this feeling is too scary, buddy, if you don’t know how to laugh, stop laughing.
☆, the highest level of foodie
Werther is a good name, and Mingo doesn't know what's good about it, but the only thing he knows is that he's going to be starving.
Come on, when you invite someone to dinner, shouldn't you ask for the opinion of the person being invited?Didn't you see that he was already drooling at the restaurant on the side of the road, why did he keep going forward!He is going to starve!
Finally, the physical needs broke the rational repression—even if he was very unrestrained, but he was hungry, he was so hungry that he had no energy, his eyes were dizzy, his limbs were numb, and his brain was controlled by animalism. So, what is restraint? Can I eat it?
"I'm going to starve to death! I'm starving to death! Can we choose a random shop and go in?" Mingo's eyes were full of tears.
Werther finally stopped and looked at Mingo for a long time: "I've been waiting for you to choose a restaurant, you just go in after you've made your choice."
Mingo: "??????"
So is it all his own doing?Damn, don't tell him how he knew it was the rule, he thought Werther was going to take him to some restaurant all the time!Unexpectedly, he was waiting for him to choose a restaurant.
Witte, do you think that our tacit understanding has reached the point where we can understand each other without speaking?
No, no, look, isn't this the lack of tacit understanding in the legend, and the failure to extract information.
But obviously it wasn't him who miscalculated the tacit understanding, but it was his stomach that was injured!
God of the sea, don't you love your little Mingo?
Poseidon: Who are you?
After untold hardships, traveled all over thousands of rivers and mountains.Well, it seems a bit exaggerated, but I hope everyone can understand that for people who have never been hungry before, isn’t it understandable behavior to overreact to the first hunger and lead to gibberish?
Now, Mingo, who has no strength, has completely slumped on the sofa, what to do, he has no strength to speak.I'm so hungry, queen mother, I miss you, father king, where are you.ah!It seems that he saw the full banquet of the Manchu and Han Dynasties back then. The ten-meter-long dining table was full of delicacies from mountains and seas. It is a shame that he did not finish eating. God, the food is so precious but he did not finish it. Now, facing hunger, Ming Ge makes a deep confession for the wasted food in the past.Hunger is revenge from food.I hope his apology can be passed on to these vengeful elves, oh, forgive him for being ignorant and naive back then.
Don't make me hungry, at least, give me some energy to order.
Mingo thought weakly——Now what else can he do besides thinking about it with his head, by the way, he can also use his eyes to hint at Werther on the opposite side, buddy, I’m starving to death, I don’t mind you treating you at all Order first, order quickly, order quickly, order quickly!
Werther looked at Mingo who had been motionless for a long time, received his mournful eyes, and finally understood something.
"Order, serve your signature dish, by the way, let's have a bowl of porridge first."
This is the nectar of 30 years of drought. Mingo seems to be a fish swimming into the desert, and finally found the oasis when he was dying.
Werther, Werther, I love you like a mouse loves rice!
I finally understood why he was the one who was punished before, because Werther could successfully extract the information, but he couldn't!So, IQ is flawed.Oh, no, no matter how high your IQ is, you can't extract information from a face with facial paralysis, so facial paralysis is a disease that harms others and yourself, and can be cured.
The food was served very quickly, and the porridge fell into Mingo's stomach three seconds after it was served. Before Mingo could recover from the joy of getting the food, the main meal was served.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Werther sat and "appreciated" Mingo's devouring, without using a knife or fork, with two small hands together, chicken in the left hand, duck in the right, and cabbage in his mouth.At this moment, Werther deeply repented that he had invited Mingo out for dinner. Just this kind of virtue, he would be ashamed. Werther slowly turned his head out of the window, facing the store with a haughty back of his head. The other guests stared in shock.
After eating and drinking enough, Mingo finally had a kind of life
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