Mori Chef's self-cultivation

Yato's impression of Kurihara Wataru began to slide from "natural dull" to "natural black".

Although there is only one word difference between the two, the feeling is completely different.

For example, the most obvious thing is that when he found out that he is a guy who loves oral sex and is actually not used to close contact with the opposite sex, the other party actually burst out laughing, and then gave a very misleading invitation.

"Mr. Yato is so cute, why don't we share a room later?"

"Wait, wait for me—!"

Seeing that his pathetic shortcoming was about to become an excuse, he finally held back the embarrassment flooding in his heart, and complained in an almost yelling tone: "What is the connection between those two things? The topic jumps too fast, right?" ! And you are a girl, don't casually throw strange hints at the opposite sex!"

"What strange hint?"

The pink-haired "girl" blinked her bright blue eyes, with an innocent look of not understanding what he was talking about, which caused his face to turn red again, and he was about to burst into smoke on the spot.

After being asked such a rhetorical question, wouldn't it be revealed that he was thinking too much...

He is so nasty.

The innocent god with an unscrupulous mouth couldn't help being hit, his whole body began to fade, and turned into a human figure cut out of white paper, collapsed on the ground and swayed in the wind in an extremely tired state.

If he is seen by passers-by, he may be mistaken for some weird giant garbage.

Kurihara Wataru had no choice but to play the role of a good citizen, bent over and dragged the limp figure at his feet, and walked towards the nearest high-end hotel.

On the way, because the two people's looks were so unique, it also attracted many people's onlookers. The blue-haired boy who has always had a rare sense of existence enjoyed a rare sight siege, and his soul almost floated out of his head.

——Ah, public execution... That's right, a guy with an impure mind deserves to be treated like this woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Because he was busy hugging himself and weeping, he only came back to his senses after entering the warmly furnished room, and shrank into the corner like a piece of gummy candy that could change shape at will, shaking his head weakly and refusing: " I, I don't need to rest, you can just sleep by yourself..."

"Of course I remember that Mr. Yato doesn't need to rest, you said so."

The pink-haired stray cat who moved into the temporary base with its strength sat by the bed, beat its sore calf with a seemingly harmless meat pad, and smiled slyly to make excuses for its bad taste: "In this case, open two rooms. Isn't housing a very wasteful and shameful act? We must distribute the property sent by the 'good-hearted people' reasonably, so as not to run out of ammunition and food soon."

"So that's how it is..."

"That's right, after all, it's impossible for us to meet 'good-hearted people' every day." Seeing the other party's inexplicably peaceful expression, he kicked off his high heels, and while dangling his legs, he thought happily: "Oh, if we can meet more If there are a few, it’s not a bad thing.”

"That's obviously a bad guy, hurry up and be conscious!"

Unknowingly, the cheap god who started to worry about him beat the ground angrily, his eyes wandered subconsciously, not daring to look at those slender and beautiful legs that were so white and shiny.

There's no way, you have to restrain your crooked thoughts, otherwise you will be no different from the little gangster who was slapped in the face by a brick just now.

After thinking and thinking, he decided to educate the little devil who doesn't know the dangers of the world, so he suppressed his depression and said, "Don't just run around with the men who come to strike up a conversation, you know, I can't just arrive every time ah……"

Hearing this, the naughty dangling feet stopped not far away.

If you want to deepen the bond between two people, let the other party slowly fall in love with you, and become a qualified and obedient protector, now is undoubtedly the best time.

There is always only a wall between the love line and the friendship line.

However, the pink-haired boy who is good at taking advantage of his appearance lowered his eyes, reducing the powerful lethality brought by his face, and for the first time showed some real personality to him, "I never thought about who will protect me, Mr. Yato .”

It doesn't matter if it's hypocrisy or fake.

Although he always likes to pretend to be a harmless girl to lower the defenses of others, but when it comes to critical points, he is unwilling to mislead the other party and cause unnecessary results.

After all, love is an extremely precious thing.

He can pretend for a while, but he can't pretend for a lifetime. Sooner or later, the other party will see through the truth, and in the end he doesn't even have to be a friend.

So keeping a proper distance is undoubtedly the best choice.

Even if the future Yato learns about his masculine nature, he will be noisy for a few days at most, and will not make any drastic actions, and will soon accept it with a sad face.

For a straight man, it is much luckier to have a friend who is a big guy in women's clothing than to suddenly find a bird under the skirt of his girlfriend.

So the next moment, he looked directly at the blue-haired boy who wanted to say something like a brave man, and repeated seriously: "I really don't need it, I can protect myself, please don't worry."

"Oh……"

Yato, whose kindness was directly rejected, became sluggish again, like a poor middle school student who failed to confess, even the hair on the top of his head fell down.

——Before he volunteered to publish a reliable declaration, he was beaten back to his original state in advance, it is too sad...

What's more, the other party acted like a normal person, except that when passing by him, he stretched out his hand to rub the top-notch blue hair, which made him blush reflexively. , how about taking a shower together, I can also provide haircut services."

"No, no, no, no!"

He wished he could shake his head like a rattle, and quickly shrunk his body even smaller, whimpering sadly like a large dog: "Just treat me as a transparent person, don't pay too much attention..."

If he had a real tail, it would probably be drooping at the same time, and he couldn't wag it like usual.

Kurihara Tsuru's lips curved into a small smile.

Fortunately, he knew what it meant to quit when he was ready, so he restrained his teasing thoughts, turned around and entered the bathroom with brisk steps, and locked the door with a click.

The blue-haired boy who finally got the right to place it couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and pressed his head between his knees to calm his mind.

But before it stopped for two seconds, the door of the bathroom was pushed open by the person inside, and then the slender five fingers holding the banknotes were stretched out, shaking up and down to attract his attention.

"——I don't have a change of clothes, Yato-san, can I trouble you to go to the mall to buy a set?"

"...Ah? What? What to buy?!"

A series of embarrassing images flashed through his head, and the late-blooming god immediately covered his eyes and wailed—he was shameless and dirty.jpg

After the ghost yelled, Yato still kept the banknotes, and went to the destination to perform the task like a thief.

Buying personal items for female friends is definitely a great weapon to test the shame of men.

Even a guy who doesn't care about his face can't pretend to be proficient for the first time, and he still has to move forward in a ghostly manner, trying to successfully harvest the predetermined spoils at the fastest speed.

In order not to be a thief, he can't use the hidden buffs that the people from the other side have brought him to quietly take the supplies he needs. As a last resort, he can only bite the bullet and ask while buying under the benevolent eyes of the salesmen It took a long time before I hurried back to the hotel with a bag of things.

Perhaps because of being too tired, the stray cat that was supposed to be waiting for him has already plunged into the comfortable bed and fell asleep.

The pillow was covered with bright long hair that still contained water vapor, and the scattered edges formed small hooks, just hanging crystal water droplets, which looked like a natural beauty like a plant growing on the wall.

But the most eye-catching thing is still the beautiful face in the center.

Compared with when he was awake, Kurihara Wataru who fell into sleep looked younger, and occasionally frowned, and there was a sense of youthful youth worrying about something in adolescence, so childish as hell.

"Well, Mr. Mori..."

"Is this guy talking in his sleep?"

The blue-haired boy unconsciously stopped to observe and approached subconsciously, and took a towel wittily, preparing to use it as an excuse to help dry his hair in case someone caught him in the act.

It turned out he didn't need it at all.

Because the other party obviously had a sweet dream and had no intention of waking up, so he waited for a long time before calling Mr. Sen leisurely again.

The voice is soft and sweet, not deliberately coquettish, but the ending is full of sticky dependence, which makes it hard not to make more associations.

——For lovers, they should be called more affectionately, what's the matter with honorific titles... Could it be the so-called dean?

It has to be said that the dog's intuition is surprisingly accurate most of the time, and he can see through the identity of the person named in an instant.

Of course, as for whether it's a romantic relationship or something...

"Impossible, the license will definitely be revoked if you attack a minor!"

He couldn't help but assume the role of the old father, with tears in his eyes for a second, wishing to hold his (?) cub's hand to start the mode of thousands of reminders and instructions.

——Don't be fooled by an old man with evil intentions! ! !

The sleeping pink-haired boy was disturbed by his rising resentment, so he simply turned over and turned his back to his teammate who had received a new character card through his brain, and continued to kiss his sweetheart who broke into the dream.

Well, what adult doesn't have some colored dreams.

In short, until he woke up, he still felt unsatisfied, licking the corners of his lips like a stealing cat, reminiscing about the delicious meal that hadn't really reached his mouth.

Hey, having spiritual food is a hundred times better than being hungry.

Maintaining a good mood, he got up and went to the bathroom to deal with important physical matters, but as soon as he walked in, he was splashed with cold water on the spot by the brand new clothes on the sink.

The pure sailor suit can be regarded as romantic for a straight man, so it is naturally beyond reproach.

However, that guy Yato actually bought several sets of underwear for him, all of which are sexy lace styles!

The author has something to say: (?▽｀) Mr. Mori appeared today, although it was in Xiaolizi’s dream, as for what they did, only the person involved knows

Dean Sen:? ? ?A pot fell from the sky, it's not that I don't have it, I haven't done it yet!

The leader Sen who has no role yet :)

However, Xiao Lizi is a theoretical school, in fact... ╮(╯▽╰)╭