Mori Chef's self-cultivation

Inside Lupine's bar.

"so--"

The black-haired boy started a business-like smirk, biting the syllables heavily in a tone that a fool could tell he was deliberately pretending not to care, and asked, "When will this guy leave my sight? Look Someone is dangling around not far away with a face similar to mine, isn't it too scary?"

In fact, according to his own mood, he originally wanted to say "too disgusting", but he glanced at Oda Sakunosuke next to him from the corner of his eye, and finally he endured a little bit of excessive speech.

——Damn it, he doesn't want to be a villain, and then give another "self" a chance to show his white lotus aura!

It's a pity that even though he consciously restrained himself a lot, the person involved who was stung by the words quickly lowered his eyes, showing a lonely expression mixed with sadness and patience, and got up and made a gesture of wanting to leave, "Sure enough, I still ..."

"But you're otherwise homeless, aren't you?"

The red-haired man who was caught in the center of the Shura field was still as natural as ever. He knew that his familiar friend was having a fight, but he still opened his mouth and said some lines that seemed to be holding back: "Besides, because there was a lot of noise before, the government now It seems that the management and control of Yokohama has been strengthened, and if they see you alone, they will probably carry out an arrest operation."

The undisguised concern made the young man stiffen immediately, like a stray cat tempted by a small dried fish and a warm big house, unable to restrain the deepest longing in his heart, and a little afraid of his rashness entering the meeting I was kicked out by the owner of the house, so I didn't know what to do.

The black-haired boy exuding the aura of a domestic cat looked at him, and immediately snorted unkindly.

But soon, the owner, who was recognized by both of them, turned his head and gave a gentle education: "Dazai, don't be childish."

"Really, it's fine if there is only one me in the world, why do you want me to tolerate the existence of 'him'..."

The young man who got the attention of the eye curled his lips, but his expression softened a little, and even his voice became softer, and he complained coquettishly: "It's my interests that have been damaged! Odasaku can't favor 'him' , you have to take care of my emotions more!"

"But you are brothers, you should take care of each other." Oda Sakunosuke, who was out of state every day, raised his hand to help him smooth the rebellious tuft of black hair on his head.

The feline who was served by Shun Mao tilted his head uncomfortably, but under the slightly envious eyes of the black-haired young man, he immediately took the initiative to go back, and repeatedly rubbed the man's palm in a showy manner, then slyly He narrowed his unilateral iris-colored pupils that were exposed on the outside.

——See, even if he is also "Osamu Dazai", his treatment is [-] times higher than that of the undead smuggled from the parallel world!

As he expected, the sensitive heart of the party with a more gloomy aura was once again soothed, and now he couldn't help but take a half step back, looking like he wanted to take advantage of the breeder's concentration on helping him comb his hair as a pawn Running away in a hurry - but before that, the sound of the glass smashing heavily on the table was heard from behind, which successfully attracted the attention of everyone in the room, and stopped the stray cat's small movements by the way.

"It's disgusting, I really can't stand it."

The orange-haired boy with blue veins throbbing violently on his forehead viciously pushed up the brim of his hat, revealing a pair of azure blue eyes gleaming with arrogance. His gaze swept across the trio creating a strange atmosphere in the Shura field, and finally fell on his extremely familiar rival. Angrily spat and said: "Bastard Qingmao, can you return to normal, stop talking pretentiously! Although your usual appearance is not much better, at least you are much stronger than now! By the way, you are still have you--"

As he spoke, he turned his anger on the black-haired young man who was slightly more mature than his deadly opponent, and strode towards his position, then grabbed the opponent's collar and shook it back and forth twice.

"Since you have a face similar to that of the bastard Dazai, don't show a pitiful expression. It's so weird that people can't look directly at it?!"

The young man was like a reed that was unable to resist the strong wind, swaying slightly with his strength, without any intention of stopping or resisting, the result made him even more angry, and he simply used roaring to vent his helpless emotions: "That's right. This appearance is too strange! Quickly cheer me up!"

"Cakahara-kun, please control your strength a little bit, Dazai's brother seems to be about to..." The red-haired man, who realized something was wrong, tried to persuade him.

But before he finished speaking, there was a "creak" sound from the bar's half-covered door, and then a pink head came in, and greeted several people in the room with a smile: "It's so lively, it looks like you can have a very interesting day today, am I right, Mr. Mori?"

Of course, the guy who is full of cooking skills has just been upgraded and secured the throne of lover. At this moment, it is like a spring breeze. He turned around and spoke to the man behind him, and then successfully got a head-touching service.

But it is a pity that the cat owner who knows how to push his nose on his face best has tasted the sweetness, and is not satisfied with such a routine caress at all. At this moment, he immediately posted it as if he was addicted to catnip, asking for his own benefits. "Don't just touch your head, I want bobo, it should be okay? Mr. Mori, please kiss me—"

"Xiao She, everyone is watching you."

After all, he is a mature man who is almost 20 years older than him. Even if he can disregard his face at certain times, he still habitually maintains his external image, so he squeezed the back of his fair neck to remind him to learn to be patient.Perhaps in order to make up for it, the other party quickly leaned over to his ear, and delivered a warm whisper by helping to straighten his collar: "I don't want to share with others the scenery that I finally got, so, I will give you the reward you deserve after you go back, how about..."

"This is what you promised, don't regret it later~" The pink-haired boy who was successfully appeased showed anticipation, and his right hand restlessly grabbed the man's arm that was close at hand, and took advantage of the situation to hold down the well-articulated man. Five fingers, the fingertips rubbing lightly in his palm repeatedly.

Obviously such a rare and ordinary movement, but it became an ambiguous tease between lovers, which made his eyes darken, and he couldn't help tightening his palms, trapping the naughty little guy so he couldn't move.

——Sure enough, no matter how long I watched it, I still think it’s cute, and there’s a rising trend recently…

"I said, Mr. Mori—"

It's a pity that the young cadres who don't know how to save face for their instructors don't want to be silent at all. They pressed the friendly concept of "disturbing others' love will be kicked by a horse" that came to their heads, and unceremoniously released a mockery: "If you want to do something, let's wait until the matter between us is dealt with. If you don't have a lot of bitterness to vomit, who would want to meet with you, hurry up and save each other's time."

"You can't eat grapes, you say grapes are sour, a single dog without a lover slightly—" Kurihara, who refused to watch his dean suffer a little bit, immediately restrained the pink bubbles all over his body, and opened his mouth to attack him. , and didn’t forget to stick out his tongue and make a face, increasing the level of sarcasm in a childish way.

When arguing with a guy with a temper in elementary school, it is natural to use the same rank and be on the same level, so that the other party can understand how much provocation he has suffered.

To show "respect", the black-haired boy raised his legs and snorted coldly, and counterattacked slowly: "If I have to fall in love with an old man in order to get out of singles, then I would rather stay alone forever. Alas, what you do every day like you Transvestites dressed as women must have never been looked at with admiration by beautiful heterosexuals, let alone enjoyed ordinary love? How miserable~"

"No matter how many flowers and plants you have met, you are not as happy as finding true love. Tsk tsk tsk, Mr. Dazai has only experienced the most superficial things in the world, and he puts on a look of seeing through life and death every day. Don't you think Is it too hypocritical?" Kurihara retorted unmoved, raising the corners of his lips, and like the other party, every sentence was pierced to a fatal place.

Those who dare to confront Osamu Dazai unscrupulously and output their words need not only the brain power not to be caught in a trap, but also the courage not to be afraid of being retaliated, and Kurihara is obviously one of the best, and he rushed to the scene one step later The first and foremost student couldn't help but have the illusion of receding hairline, and subconsciously touched his ears that were filled with meowing.

——If the same kind can kill each other, there must be others who are unlucky...

Sure enough, seeing that his immediate boss was late, the black-haired boy immediately used him as a shield, and urged him in a (false) gesture of seeking his teammates: "Mr. Mori, don't you want to guard your favorite city? Why don't you quickly hand over the saboteurs to the government? Don't worry, I'm definitely on your side!"

"Dazai-kun, you know what that means, so don't be self-willed..." The man whose hairline continued to be exposed to the cold wind tried his best to put on a business-like attitude, expressed his position with a meaningful sigh, and suppressed A bickering war between smart cats and cats started.

The "he" in the parallel world is definitely not a reckless man who is dazzled by love. Under the seemingly desperate plan, there is an absolute restraint on him. The movement at the top of the organization headquarters maintains a delicate balance and alarms the government. Strengthening the vigilance and control of Hong Kong and gangsters, in addition to making him somewhat exhausted and exhausted, it is more of an invisible deterrent.

Without the current special attention of the Supernatural Secret Service, if he wanted to, he could have negotiated friendly (?) with another "self" without disturbing the outside world, and sent the strongest armed forces at critical moments. It doesn't matter if the fighting faction carries out violent suppression.

After all, after changing Kurihara's fate, the "book pages" in "his" hands and the "book" in this world summoned by "supernatural singularity" all disappeared, which represented the great power of "him". There is no way to use the previous moves to create a "world" to trap him and his subordinates.

The only trump card that can be played is the pink-haired boy who is a lover.

As for the parallel world Dazai Osamu who regained his "rebirth" and became a "man of the book" by relying on the power of "books"... As long as Oda Sakunosuke is still working for the port mafia, it is equivalent to containing two parallel aliens at the same time. Body, nothing to worry about at all.

But the government's intervention will undoubtedly break his advantage.In case of being cornered, "I" will definitely choose to go to Bai's side to make a deal, posing a huge threat to him, and even revealing key information about the "book", creating a smoke bomb that he may have benefited from it, and finally Leading to a comprehensive escalation of the alarm, it will really be worth the candle at that time.

In order to protect the interests of the organization, Mr. Chief had no choice but to smile tacitly and reached an invisible peace treaty with a man with the same face.

So far, it can be regarded as a seemingly satisfactory end to everything that happened some time ago.

The black-haired boy let out a resentful "tss" to express his dissatisfaction, but he didn't fan the flames anymore, and the bewildered Zhongyuan Zhong always felt that he shouldn't talk too much at this moment, so he kept quiet at the same time, silently thinking for himself Another glass of wine was added to relieve boredom.

Kurihara, who is good at reading Mr. Mori's inner thoughts, is naturally happy to see the result. At this moment, he mysteriously took out something from his pocket, turned around and handed it over to the ultimate feeding (milk) that he had coveted before. ) Master (Dad), he still didn’t forget to whisper: “Remember to open it after you get back. By the way, don’t let the little carrot heads in your family watch it beside you…”

"what? What?"

The very curious fellow immediately let go of all barriers, leaned over to check the situation, and then suddenly lowered his voice cooperatively, as if he was doing some shady deal, and said very expertly: "I know, it must be a child. The inappropriate [Muffling] book, don’t use it to corrode Odasaku’s pure heart, come to me if you have anything!”

"Do you still need to corrode? I guess there is already a pile of viscous [sound-absorbing] substances in your head."

Xiao Fenmao unabashedly expressed her dislike for him, but the next moment she bit his ear furtively with him, discussing secretly: "Speaking of which, you must have many strange DVDs in your hand, why don't we How about an exchange?... Don't doubt it, even if my inventory is left in the previous place and I haven't brought it over, I can buy it through the familiar path soon, so do you want to exchange it?"

"I don't have too many expectations for your taste, but... a little glance is enough to understand the diversity of species, so it's a deal." He showed similar disdain to his peers, but remained the same afterwards. Still following the cat's nature, the transaction was reached awkwardly, and the email address was exchanged by the way.

Oda Saku, who was originally an insider but was squeezed aside by the male high school students communicating with each other [Muffling] information screen, had only one thought about this, and couldn't help but sigh: "The relationship between you two is really good, and I will play with Dazai's brother later. Bar?"

"Even if it's Odasaku's proposal, please allow me to reject it..."

"I……"

The black-haired young man who had been a transparent person for a long time was cut by the shit-shoveling officer in his dream. He didn't even think about it too much. He followed his heart's desire and walked two steps slowly, summoning up his courage to respond: "Then Just let me join. It's okay, I will try my best to adapt to the new life..."

"If you want to see it, don't make any grandiose excuses——" The two felines who have temporarily stood on the united front due to revolutionary friendship simultaneously emit light waves of contempt, pouring dirty water on the obviously older guy, so as to achieve the image The unity of the two——if you want to be dirty, you can get dirty together. What kind of special (white) special (lotus) chemical (flower) style are you doing!

The black-haired young man smiled lightly at this, and maintained his image firmly, without any embarrassment spreading to his face.

Thanks to his identity as a "bookman", he has returned to his own age, so if you distinguish carefully, you can see the difference in demeanor between him and Dazai Osamu of this world. It doesn't make people feel awkward, but it's a natural choice to believe that he is really calm.

That's right, even if an otaku reaches a sufficient age, he should be a mature adult who has read [Muffling] countless times!

In order not to show timidity, the former port mafia leader Osamu Dazai, who locked himself in a dark room and corrected documents all day long, expressed as calmly as possible: "I really don't think there is anything interesting, but that kind of It’s just stuff, if you want, I can help you find a lot.”

"Okay, then let's accompany you to buy a mobile phone later, and then exchange email addresses. If anyone dares to run away, if he is caught, he will have to bark like a dog—" the black-bellied little pink hair had a bad idea. Come on, without blinking an eye.

The black-haired boy who hated canine creatures the most immediately raised his hands, and said with a twisted face: "Wow, this punishment method is really vicious, it sounds like it makes my hair stand on end. However, I agree, anyway, I must be I won't run away!"

The so-called killing one thousand enemies and self-defeating eight hundred is probably the same routine.In order to suppress the other "self", he can then hack into the mobile phone system as a trap and disrupt the other party's signal. In short, he wants to gain an absolute upper hand!

The black-haired young man, who was also shocked by the terrible proposal and whose smile froze slightly, let out a "hmm", and finally couldn't help but regained his troublesome nature. At this moment, he seemed to casually glance at Mr. Dean, who was watching the excitement not far away. , with a smile in his mouth, he said with emotion: "Kurihara-kun is really at the most restless age, I'm afraid that Mr. Mori I'm familiar with won't be able to bear it... Speaking of which, you probably don't know, even though you travel through "books" Horizontal space is dangerous, but vertical is perfectly fine. "

"Wait, this means... can I see the younger Mr. Sen!" The eyes of the fairy scumbag, who was still interested in all Sen, lit up.

Regarding this, the young man in front of him showed an inscrutable smile, and continued to throw out enough bait to confuse his unsteady heart, "That's right, you must know that the young Mr. It's much more popular than it is now."

"Yes, yes, even at the stage of being a black doctor, he is much younger and handsome than now!" In order to see the culprit who caused him to have an extra "brother" to be embarrassed, the black-haired boy did not hesitate to hold back his full of desire, He agreed like a chicken pecking rice——to him, Mr. Sen back then was equally unattractive, but he was definitely a little bit better than when he was nearly forty!

Brainwashed by the MLM (?) posture of the two bandage monsters selling Amway on the spot, Kurihara couldn't resist the temptation, and hurriedly ran towards the door excitedly, reporting the itinerary to the delicate-looking lover in his mouth : "Suddenly I feel that I have wasted a lot of time. According to the original plan, I'm going to see Lord Dun!"

"Xiao She, run slower..."

Although there is a little distance from the small group of cats and cats gathering, but based on the understanding of the destructive power of the students (s), Mr. Dean can make a guess based on analysis alone. I don’t understand what the little pink hair is restless What, at this moment, he stretched out his right arm and fished it to the side, then accurately brought the lively guy into his arms, and ordered helplessly: "From this moment on, don't leave my line of sight, no, yes You are not allowed to leave my arms, and you must stay there obediently and do not move."

"Huh? This is hegemony, Mr. Dean, why don't you admit that you are actually a cheapskate..." The pink-haired boy who was captured on the spot muttered unconvinced.

Regarding this, the man who embraced him couldn't help tightening his arms, pressed his chin against the hair on the top of his head, and sighed long: "No man would like to see his lover cheating mentally in front of his face, right? Even if It’s not okay if you want to see the ‘me’ in other periods. Because the only one who can get Xiaosha and stay with you for life is the me you touch and perceive at this moment, understand?”

"That kind of thing—"

Kurihara Tsutomu, who was surrounded by him, echoed muffled in the narrow prison, and then took the initiative to spread his arms around the familiar tight waistline, and sighed as if he had succeeded in a prank: "Of course I know. Anyway So, my favorite will always be you—huh? Don't pinch your face, change your shape..."

"Favorite means that you can also have secondary love and liking, right?" The man who forbade him to play word games pinched the cheeks with good texture, no longer thinking about image issues, bowed his head and kissed Kissed his coquettish lips.

This cunning little guy really needs a longer time to teach him what is true love.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, they still have a long time, too long to count, they can do it one day, right?He was sure of that.

This is the once-in-a-lifetime love story between them. It is written in the book that observes the world. It will never be worn out by time.