Mori Chef's self-cultivation

The man lying on the bench was unusually weak.

That weathered face can still give a glimpse of the top beauty of the past. Even if it is a round older than the popular young fresh meat, it can still be classified as an out-and-out beauty youth camp. The more mature The more charming it is.

At this moment, his black hair was already wet with sweat, sticking to his cheeks in strands. Compared with being embarrassed, it still had more sexy elements, and his slightly panting appearance was really uncontrollable.

Most importantly, after his identity was unceremoniously exposed by the person in front of him, he actually raised the corners of his lips and smiled, so the calm and steady breath of the elder rushed towards his face like a warm spring breeze, making him who was already infatuated with him The little guy is enveloped in gentleness, creating a prison full of comfort.

"Sure enough, it's hard to escape your eyes, Xiao She..."

"...so despicable, you are not allowed to use the lure technique."

Kurihara, who realized that he was shaking, hurriedly recovered, trying to put on a condescending and disgusted face, but his angry expression had already betrayed his mind, and even his speech was unconsciously childish, "You are really arrogant. I have to go out. Sure enough, Little Lolita is much better than Sister Yu, right?"

"..." For some reason, the man he was accusing showed an indescribable expression, as if he didn't know how to resolve the current situation.

Shouldn't adults want them all?But once he said this, he would definitely be thrown down by the fried hair cat on the spot.

The experienced owner couldn't help complaining about his "self" in this world—yes, although he always clamored in the past that he only accepted young girls around 12 years old, but now he has completely changed his ways!As a result, the black history was completely exposed under completely unpredictable circumstances... Alas, it is really difficult to handle.

That's right, this Mori Ogai, who was judged as the "leader" and thus received special treatment, is actually the real Mr. Dean who retreated to the second line in the parallel world and entered the welfare home for the elderly.

Probably due to the arrangement of fate, the two parallel aliens happened to receive the sour script of "I am for myself".

Compared with the leader Sen who tried to enjoy the meal treatment, the dean Sen who had to appear on the stage under the name of a meal replacement really couldn't tell. He could only find a way to calm down his cat so that he could relive the memory of having Lolita around. Good day pregnant.

Hmm, it's definitely not that lolicon tends to revert to old ways, it's that Xiaosha in any form is equally cute...

It's a pity that the prejudiced little devil took his hesitation as a default, and didn't want to give him a chance to get close to Tie Tie, so he took half a step back to draw a clear boundary, and then raised his voice and sternly accused: "To Luo It's a crime to start with Li, you poor adult!"

The amusement park was full of people coming and going, and it was so lively that there were hardly any hidden corners.

So his sound was equivalent to indirectly sending a distress signal to the surroundings, which immediately caused passers-by about five meters away to stop, and cast condemning eyes at their position, wanting to see which daring guy dared to show up in broad daylight Start criminal behavior.

Oda Saku and his team, who were rushing back with drinks, quickened their pace and quickly arrived at the source of the sound, and met Mori Ogai who exposed the real body under the doll's disguise.

The red-haired man who once boarded the top floor of the port mafia and got the "Silver Oracle" from his leader looked blankly.

Of course he recognized the face that was exactly the same as the leader's, but considering that he saw a silver-haired man put on the big bear suit with his own eyes, he couldn't help but feel puzzled.So after thinking about it, he finally said, "Are you... are you doing a part-time job or charity?"

It can be said that it is a question that makes people want to complain.

Mr. Dean of the parallel world hadn't had time to communicate with him, and he was calculated by the students to get off the stage. A sense of inconsistency that nothing works.

——If "myself" is the leader, it is absolutely impossible to do public welfare projects in person, right?It's not about running for councilor or mayor.

If you want to find a reason for others, at least find someone more reliable!

"Is that so..."

What surprised him was still to come. His always well-behaved kitten agreed with this wonderful argument, and then began to expand to weird places, "but it can also be said to be deliberately approaching Right. First, I had terrible thoughts about me, and then I rented a big bear suit on purpose, even if I haven’t rented similar clothes for my friends today, I can still pretend to be a staff member and abduct me!”

"Hey, Xiao She, is this the kind of person I am in your heart?"

The older Mori Ogai, who received the meal replacement role card, smiled slightly bitterly, exuding the cat-attracting atmosphere of "I'm so wronged but I won't say it" from the inside out-when he usually does this, no matter how No matter how awkward it is, Kurihara Worship is always too ruthless to pursue too much.

To be precise, the occasional fragility shown by the older man is too touching, making it impossible for the little bad cat trying to occupy him.

Rao has a preconceived bad impression of the leader version of Mr. Mori, and the pink-haired young lady who is particularly resistant to lolicon at this time is also a little vacillating, always feeling that his appearance is too familiar and it is difficult to resist.

At the critical moment, it was Oda Sakunosuke, who had seen the bad behavior of the leader chasing Lolita to change her clothes, to make a magic touch.

"I have a solution."

The old father who brought the baby every day took a step forward, hugged Kurihara who seemed to be in his infancy, and suggested sincerely and reasonably: "As long as we separate, it will be fine. Let's go this way and continue playing, and you go the other way." While going to work, there must be no misunderstandings."

Mori Ogai's smile gradually stiffened: "..."

——Isn’t this person the terminator that Dazai-kun specially sent to hinder him from sitting on Zheng (luo) Tai (li)’s relationship line?It's really professional.

The cat owner of his family resolutely rebelled in the next second, hugging the temporary excrement shovel officer's neck and admitted: "It is indeed a very reasonable method. No matter what your purpose is, it is better for us to part ways for the time being. "

"Oh, so ruthless..." The black-haired man experienced the new treatment in pain and joy.

Those words really hurt my heart, but once I put them into my "self" in this world, I feel a little relieved.

——A meal replacement cannot beat a regular meal after all!Take a look, the cat owner doesn't like to eat your perverted heavy taste at all!

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I understand, I understand, he really didn't want to give up the good opportunity to stroking (young) cats at close range, so he played heart tactics, gestured to touch the mobile phone in his pocket, and pretended to say: "Okay, after all, I am also a person who needs company Middle-aged people, I have no choice but to call Dazai-kun over to do public welfare together."

"...You are really happy, Mr. Mori." Facing the almost threatening lines, Kurihara Tsubasa, who had the upper hand, grinded his snow-white back molars, and accentuated his voice uncomfortably.

Sure enough, people are shameless and invincible. In order to successfully lure a loli, the pious man in front of him is doing everything, even ignoring the danger of losing his old face together, which is really disgusting.

Ask Osamu Dazai to come here = Juvenile body embarrassment exposed = Oda Saku will definitely be abducted = I will be left to fight alone = forced to be arrested

Is there anything worse than this result?The point is that the process is not beautiful, and more and more strange changes are likely to occur...

In a nutshell—the leader who broke the can and broke the can is interpreting to his family the essence of "never give up until the goal is reached".

Mr. Dean, who was crazily consuming another favor value of "himself", showed no guilt, and even acted a little too much, "I think Oda-kun should welcome Dazai's arrival, right?"

"If Dazai is willing to come and play, of course." The old father and the red-haired man with catnip physique nodded obediently.

Once he understands the core of Zhiyan Zhiyu, it is quite easy to get him to say some seemingly insignificant words of approval along his own will.

The little devil who was counter-killed by the elder suddenly felt very frustrated. He wanted to eat a meal replacement but was sucked back by the other party. It might become the biggest black history in his life, and he would never be able to wash it away... But he Had to compromise.

"Aren't the top cadres of the Port Mafia working around the clock—"

He poured black water on the head of the man in front of him unhappily, but put on a look of understanding, and pretended to dissuade him: "Let him work hard. Since Mr. Mori doesn't want to be alone, it's better to be alone." How about walking with us?"

After all, he stretched out his hand reluctantly, showing his friendliness and temporary submission.

Mr. Dean, who hadn't smoked a cat for a long time, regained his energy in an instant, just about to rest, and hurriedly stood up to hold the condescending cat's paw, which was so pitiful that it was just dying.

Almost at the same moment, the clear and clear boyish voice that was enough to make him have nightmares came from not far away again: "Ah, President, look, there is a perverted uncle abducting children!"

"Where is it?" The silver-haired man with a strong sense of justice then turned his head, looked over according to the guide of the great detective, and then collided with his former rival, and couldn't help but take a deep breath on the spot.

If it were someone else, he might not believe that anyone dared to do something wrong in broad daylight, but if it was a certain notorious lolicon... Not only did he believe it, but he also wanted to blow the other person's head off.

What's more, Luanbu will never judge failure, and wrong people casually for no reason.

In a word: everything is so well-founded and convincing.

Fukuzawa Yukichi stepped forward slowly, arousing heavy footsteps one after another on the stone floor, as if the executioner was about to execute the prisoner, beating the final drum for him.

The hand that could pinch the cat's paw within half a palm's distance suddenly stopped in midair.

Not only that, the body connected to it also turned in his direction very stagnantly as if it had been hit by a fixed body, and then rattled and shook its hands in denial: "Your Majesty Fuzawa, we have something to talk about. Don't use force casually, who is responsible for accidentally frightening the lovely children... calm down!"