Mori Chef's self-cultivation

Mori Ogai already has a deep understanding of how terrible the consequences of allowing the supernatural body to behave indiscriminately, so it is absolutely impossible to let her mess around again.

"Take it step by step, little Alice—"

He covered the mouth of the blond girl with one hand to stop her from uttering the tiger wolf words, and made a silent movement with the other hand, and said mysteriously: "Don't worry, I have special arrangements for you later."

"Hmm..." Hearing this, Alice opened her round eyes and looked at him expectantly, and finally stopped making any noises of struggle as she was kidnapped by the bad guys.

Inside the restaurant.

It also used the card of Nakahara Chuya to spend. Kurihara Sheko was much more conscientious than the other black mud spirit, and tried to choose a relatively cheap restaurant to treat guests to dinner.

Unexpectedly, the blue-haired boy sitting across the table is like a starving ghost who hasn't eaten in 800 years. He almost ordered the entire menu. "Gobble it up", he almost mistakenly thought that there was an excavator crazily digging the ground in front of him.

"Mr. Yato, you can eat slowly, neither Ji nor Ji Yin and I will fight for food..."

"Oh, the purpose of releasing Senwo is to find a way to get a good list!"

The dejected god who ate his inarticulate still did not forget to find a reasonable excuse for himself to maintain his image (?), and then he raised the plate in his hand and signaled to the waiter at the side: "The debt is a hundred million!"

"Okay, okay..."

Ordinary human beings are supposed to be affected by blindfolds, treating the creatures on the other side of the world as inconspicuous existences like background boards, and will soon ignore them, but the movement made by the big stomach king is too great, so they have no way to regard it as a background board. If he didn't see it, he was busy serving tea and water for him.

This moment should be called the pinnacle of his divine life.

The silver-haired man with the name of the artifact drank the tea expressionlessly, completely unable to see whether he felt that he had found the wrong house, or would turn around and leave in the next second.

Even if the contract is signed, it does not have permanent binding force. If the artifact fails or finds another way out, you can choose to terminate the current master-slave relationship.

At the moment, he looked like he had nothing to do with himself, but when the pink cat dumpling sitting next to him showed obvious helplessness, he moved his arms silently and pushed a plate of cherry blossom-shaped dessert away. past.

It's still a mystery as to why this thing is on the table, but it does match Kurihara's hair color perfectly.

If he was in the usual state of Yujie, in order to maintain his mature image, he would definitely refuse to eat desserts similar to those used to coax children, but right now he is in a petite Zheng (luo) too (li) body, so he gives up on himself After grabbing two pieces, the hamster puffed up its cheeks and chewed hard.

——Well, the truth is getting more and more confusing. When will I be able to go back to my Mr. Dean...

Perhaps because of deep resentment, it didn't take long for the personal phone in his pocket to buzz and vibrate non-stop. When he picked it up, the word "meal replacement" specially marked was flashing repeatedly lively, as if Said: It doesn't matter if you can't see the dean version of Mr. Mori for the time being, you still have the leader version of Mr. Mori to suck!

It would be a lie to say that I am not moved by this.

However, when he was about to press the answer button, he suddenly remembered his current state, and immediately panicked—it’s over, it’s over, if his shortcomings are exposed, he will definitely be disgusted by Mr. Mori... Wait, the leader of this world, Mr. It seems like you like loli?

His expression suddenly became more indifferent than before.

Bad guys who like loli can't be used to it, and I have to correct this evil trend for the society.

That's right, it's definitely not because he thinks his body is not good-looking and is easily dismissed, so he refuses to show it to any Mr. Mori.

After making up his mind, the little devil, who was full of bad taste, raised his mobile phone to the blue-haired god who was buried in the dinner plate, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Yato, can you answer the phone for me, please? That's right, Please do as I command~"

"Gulu, um...no problem, what do you want me to say?" Yato, who didn't know his true face at this time and was occupied by food, readily answered the phone, swallowing what was in his mouth desperately, trying to make his voice More clearly, while touching the answer button with his thumb.

But his next sentence added a stiff debuff to the poor god.

"—Tell him, you kidnapped me, and now you need a ransom of 500 million to release me."

"...It's a little bit wrong in every sense."

The blue-haired boy who suddenly became the crime boss looked dull, like a mutated zombie on the spot, even the movement of tilting his head could make a crisp "click" sound from his neck, staring straight at him and began to murmur: "God! It is not allowed to lie... No, the gods can fabricate white lies when they need it, but they must not become blackmailers, otherwise I would have made a fortune a long time ago..."

"But if you don't say that, he'll take me away."

The pink-haired (juvenile) fairy cat who is good at pretending to be poor opened her moist blue eyes wide, and her expression should be as real as possible, as if the next moment the other party rejected her, a group of burly men would rush in from outside and tie her up directly. Picked him up and walked away without leaving a single hair.

The miserable scene really made the hearer sad and the listener cry.

In order to prove that he did not exaggerate the current situation, he immediately gave an example: "You have also seen where I live. You know, Mr. Zhongyuan... is just his subordinate."

"Hiss, isn't that too scary?!"

Yato, who was dominated by the shadow for a moment, took a breath, and didn't dare to think deeply at all, for fear of being punched into an irreversible pie shape by the three-headed and six-armed peerless man who appeared in his head, and then hung it on the wall as a trophy—that wall It must be full of grievances, and they refuse to leave day and night!

Just the momentary image invasion was enough to make his hair stand on end.

What's more, the little guy who encouraged him to do bad things is still adding fuel to the scene, "If Mr. Yetou doesn't help me, what's the difference from helping the gangsters? It shouldn't be too much for this type of 'criminal' to let him bleed Well, it is the act of a righteous man!"

"That's right, you should treat him as mercilessly as the cold wind!"

The god who had been successfully brainwashed angrily slapped the table. He couldn't remember how he was feeling a minute ago. Now, as if he had been injected with chicken blood, he swished through the phone and said "Hello" in a rough voice.

Then, without waiting for the person on the other side to respond to his voice, he continued crackling like pouring beans.

"You, a villain full of criminal thoughts, will never get what you want. Don't try to snatch her from me! Devil! Repeated criminal! Shameless!" Speaking of the excitement, he was like a seal Papa slapped the tabletop, inadvertently giving himself the momentum to scold others.

Facing his "kind" greetings like a cannonball, the man as the leader remained calm and asked in a polite tone: "Oh? I don't know who you are."

"You don't need to know who I am!"

Under the nod of the little pink-haired lady, his courage doubled, and without thinking about it, he repeated the line of the robber that had been negotiated: "No matter what you want to do to her, it must be done under the premise that she is alive safely. So, give me... no, transfer 500 million to her card to Huahua, otherwise I don't know what I will do!"

Even Kurihara Wataru wanted to applaud his extraordinary performance.

If there wasn't the previous opening remark that looked like a messenger of justice, what was said later would be enough to be included in the textbook of crimes of passion.

Mr. Chief, who was forced to listen to the harsh words, moved his phone away slightly, showing a powerless expression.

——It's not right in every sense... It seems that the kitten he tried to capture into the cage has started playing games with him again.

In the end, before he could decide on the next play, the supernatural body, who was eavesdropping on the armrest, couldn't bear it first, grabbed the phone and turned back aggressively: "Hey, what do you guys think about my meow meow?" What did you do! If you hurt a single hair of her, you are finished!"

"..."

Hearing this, he couldn't help falling silent, as if he was about to wake up from a dream, and emotions that could not be described in words flashed in his eyes, and finally condensed into a deep sense of heaviness.

"This guy actually keeps a loli, and is still thinking about the other loli! Bah! He really is a distorted (color) state (batch) full of dirty thoughts!"

"... loli?"

Mori Ogai, who reflexively regained the right to speak, is definitely a good player to focus on the key points. His brain, which is already superior to ordinary people, operates crazily, and immediately analyzes the good news that makes him dance in ecstasy. Is there a loli?!"

In the world, there are such supernatural beings who satisfy their hobbies?No matter, within 3 minutes, he will get all the other party's information!

Contrary to him, Kurihara Wataru, who found that the blue-haired god was still stable and dropped the chain, took the time to climb into the only safe haven, which is the arms of the silver-haired man beside him, and resolutely begged: "Let's get out of here quickly! Within 5 Within minutes, people from the port mafia will be able to surround this restaurant so tightly that it will be impossible to escape!"

——Obviously it was to delay time, to make Mr. Chief mistakenly think that he was going to play tricks, so that he could patiently play with him and give him time to recover his adult body. Unexpectedly, it had the opposite effect!

——Pig teammate is really bad!