Mori Chef's self-cultivation

The funny cat was bitten.

First of all, although Mr. Mister had been prepared for this, he even loosened his collar before entering the room, so that Kurihara could speak to the place where he had been paying attention for a long time (while he was observing), and it could be regarded as a sign of agreement .

As we all know, most of the behaviors of cat owners biting their breeders are out of warning, expressing subtexts such as "Your actions make me feel uncomfortable", "Are you an idiot", "No approaching without permission", but found I really grabbed the fragile skin of the shit shovel officer, and accidentally drew blood, I would take remedial measures on the spot and help lick it to show my guilt-of course, the few guys who don't obey discipline are more symbolic To make up for it, its true core still cannot get rid of the root of domineering.

A slap in the face and a sweet date are not just a means exclusive to humans.

And the pink-haired boy who was essentially a naughty boy was obviously the latter, and he taught a series of lessons to the man who lacked in-depth experience in raising cats on the spot.

When Mori Ogai finally stood up, he was almost dizzy due to lack of oxygen, and he wanted to support the wall to express his weakness.

God knows how many times the little guy who turned on the indulgence mode bit him. He just gnawed wherever he caught, as if he was going to weave a special necklace with his teeth marks, causing his neck and collarbone to feel numb and throbbing. , You don’t need to look in the mirror to guess how miserable the picture is.

——The scarf alone can’t stop me...

Not to mention the casual wearing method as usual, even if it is wrapped tightly in circles, it can't cover the position of the ears!

"Mr. Mori said that I can declare my sovereignty~"

The pink-haired "girl" who got cheap and behaved well touched her lips, as if she was reminiscing about the process that made her happy, and she didn't see the previous depression at all.

So, it is really easy for him to hurt Mr. Sen.in various senses.

Even if it is different from the way Mr. Dean treated him, but I have to admit that such a direct method is more effective.However, the side effects are also very serious. He feels that he may become addicted, and it will become more and more arrogant.

Alas, meal replacements are too delicious to handle.

"May I stick it with gauze for you? Don't hide, just take it as a reward for what you have done for me."

When it was time to perform, Kurihara was never ambiguous, and immediately took over the nurse's job that was supposed to be played by Alice with great interest, and tiptoed to the man's neck, but inexplicably caused a kind of healing injury to the "patient" Continue the sad illusion of being a molar stick.

At the critical moment, the elders, who were often snarky, couldn't help being silent, and tactically maintained the illusion of being immobile.

Believe him, such wild traces will not make people think at all, and out of fear of him, the organization will never dare to spread strange rumors indiscriminately.After all, the little guy who dared to do this to him is probably only Alice (in the eyes of outsiders) in the whole world who has this privilege. Who would have guessed that it is the seemingly well-behaved fairy cat beside him.

However, he quite liked the way Kurihara Tsubasa circled around him, so he didn't want to stop it.

Mr. First, who started to enjoy the fun of raising cats, gradually rushed towards new fields, and has no plans to turn back for the time being.

However, such a warm (?) atmosphere didn't last long, and it was completely destroyed by his disciple who was keen to make trouble and lead the straight male partner who didn't understand the style.

"Mr. Mori, I can't believe that I killed the leader of "mimic"! "

In order to prevent being troubled by the teacher afterwards, Osamu Dazai naturally found an upright reason to break into the door, and then used his deadly enemy as a shield to completely shift the focus of the fire. Taking a huge risk to complete the task, you say, how should I be rewarded?"

After all, he spread his hands openly, as if he was justifiably asking for credit.

This is also a new round of exploration.

Since a guy of the same nature tends to join the Hong Kong and black camp, he wants to see what the attitude of the old fox, who is the immediate boss and instructor, is.If there is a slight partiality, he will set a good measure in the future, not only can frustrate the other party's spirit, but also restrain Mori Ogai who is keen to set a trap for himself.

Dare to hit the attention on Odasaku's head, hehe... I can't forgive you if you don't succeed!

It's a pity that the fairy cat who just established a new connection with the meal replacement was also quick-witted, but she didn't intend to intervene in the conversation between the master and the apprentice. Changed the subject.

"Mr. Zhongyuan, it was scary just now..."

The self-cultivation of women's clothing tycoons is to take advantage of their appearance at any time, and pick up the script of white lotus or green tea on the spot, so that those who dare to challenge their status have nowhere to go.His eyes were reddened for a second, then he took both hands of the orange-haired boy, and said softly: "If the rescue comes later, I don't know if I can survive tonight... You don't have to feel guilty, I You know, everything is an unforeseen accident."

"Ah, um, it's good that you, you can understand." The standard straight man can't bear such an offensive, and immediately responds in a dizzy manner, without any time to doubt the tricks in it.

The pink-haired "girl" immediately showed gratitude, and further issued an extremely innocent declaration: "Mr. Zhongyuan and your colleagues are good people, and I will do my best to repay you!"

He didn’t go to great lengths to justify why he was alone in the room with his immediate boss, but took Chuya Nakahara as the main entry point, creating a lot of blank space for people to imagine, and two sentences paved the way for the future, which is the standard Kurihara-style answer.

As a result, the discomfort he felt under the cynicism of his arch-enemy disappeared in an instant.

That's right, he just took a stray cat home to take care of it out of compassion. Protecting her safety is the basic ethics of being a temporary owner. As for whether she is going around for food or something... shouldn't be too lenient Bar?

The Martial Arts faction, who had never been aware of the relationship between men and women, successfully persuaded himself, and his whole body relaxed visibly.

As everyone knows, not all breeders are as generous as him.

Knowing that the owner of the cat who gnawed on him was confronting the difficult black cat in the air, but the first gentleman's eyes inevitably fell on the fingers of the two opposite people, and there was a faint feeling of unhappiness in his heart-not before. Feeling something, he suddenly realized at this moment that putting a cat in someone else's house seems to be a very dangerous thing.

Speaking of which, what was he thinking at first, to let Chuya-kun betray his luster?What an unwise decision.

She Jun obviously likes his older and mature style.

Thinking of this, Mr. First became a little clearer than before, and began to focus on how to arrange and raise the cat in the future.

"About Dazai-kun's reward——"

The man who deliberately slowed down the handling of his disciple just took advantage of the problem, and continued Kurihara Tsuru's lines to make a new addition: "Let me help you arrange a new neighbor, how about it?"

"Huh? What kind of reward is a new neighbor..."

"Oda-kun is your friend, right? It is said that he has raised five children, and his life is very difficult."

Unexpectedly, Mori Ogai jumped out of the current situation, and also did not choose to solve the problem according to common sense. Instead, he mentioned the chess piece he had planned to use for the final duel with the "mimic" leader, and said with deep emotion: "Through this The second inspection is enough to prove his ability. I am a person who cherishes talents, and I don't want to miss it. I can just take this opportunity to promote him and raise his salary."

"—So, what does Dazai-kun think?"

The black-haired boy who was named lowered his eyes reflexively, and even the bandages covering most of his face tended to slip off.

Whenever issues involving good (old) friends (father) and friends (relatives) of the Buddhist family, the suicidal maniac who has always been unrestrained has become a cat with a collar, and all aspects are restricted. This is a rare experience at the moment The feeling of restraint.

The relationship between the cat owner and the shit-shoveling officer is by no means a one-way export, but a real two-way rush.

At least for him, he is very unwilling to see Oda Sakunosuke get injured or even die, otherwise, this time, he would not be able to put himself at risk and try so hard to get rid of Gide.

Unexpectedly, his greedy teacher actually grabbed his little tail in turn.

What was implied in those words was clearly "If Dazai-kun makes trouble again, don't blame me for using my power to do things that make you unhappy".

——Sigh, the feeling of being overwhelmed is really... Obviously he thought of the containment method first, but it was taken away by the shameless Mr. Mori.

If one day he really seeks power and usurp the throne as the other party feared, he must be forced to have no other way out. If you want to blame it, you can blame the old fox for being too hateful.He thought maliciously.

"Not everyone wants to climb up, Mr. Mori."

Dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, the young man who has not experienced the pain of bereavement like himself in the world next door is still high-spirited, quickly gave a pun answer, and then eased the slightly sinister atmosphere in a joking way, "If the organization sets up A department that writes novels for the elderly, I think Odasaku should be happy to go."

"What can I do with writing a novel...cough."

The ambitious leader wanted to refute subconsciously, but before the word "promise" popped up, he suddenly recalled his teacher's hobby, stepped on the brakes quickly, and ended his momentary aphasia with a dry cough.

I always feel that there will be a heavy blow from the back at any time...

With lingering fear, he stroked the back of his head with his backhand, and pressed down the antenna-like stubby hair so as not to affect his reliable image.

I don't know if he sensed his mood, but Osamu Dazai's eyes suddenly lit up, he turned on the looting mode, raised his hands and suggested repeatedly: "What's wrong with writing novels? Isn't the organization going to be on the right track? Cultural output is also very important. Yes! This is a new era, Mr. Mori, why don’t you just add a new one to Mori’s Co., Ltd.?”

"The purpose is too obvious, Dazai-kun." The instructor, who was a little headache from his escape, couldn't help complaining in a low voice.

But the dead cat who had found a new direction refused to give up at all, and clenched his fists with sparkling eyes, just like a child asking his parents for a toy, and he was extraordinarily forceful: "You promised me a reward, and I want this!"