The whole world divides together

During this time, the back of Zhao Yexi's neck would itch from time to time. He couldn't see it himself, but it felt normal to the touch.The season has just changed recently and the weather is dry.At times like this, people with sensitive skin will more or less suffer from redness and itching, and Mama Zhao is one of them.Zhao Yexi saw that his mother had skin allergies, and it seemed to be cured by just applying something, so he didn't take it seriously.

Feeling Lu Huangzhi's gaze, Zhao Yexi subconsciously covered the back of his neck, "Look, you're not a doctor."

Lu Huangzhi withdrew his gaze and said, "Maybe I think it's more effective than the doctor's."

Zhao Yexi sneered: "I'm not leaving today, just listen to your bragging, okay?"

"Get in the car, I'll blow it for you."

Zhao Yexi glared at him.

"It's just to send you home," Lu Huangzhi smiled, "Don't think too much, senior."

Zhao Yexi hesitated for a moment, and sat in Lu Huangzhi's co-pilot.

There was no smell in the car, but Lu Huangzhi still opened the windows all the way.Zhao Yeshi turned his face to the outside, and the wind blew and blew away his pride and indulgence.Taking advantage of the strong wind, Zhao Yexi said, "Today... I'm sorry to trouble you, thank you."

The wind was too strong, Lu Huangzhi couldn't hear clearly: "Huh?"

Zhao Yexi raised his voice: "Can you drive slowly! I'm about to be blown into facial paralysis!"

"I can't." Lu Huangzhi didn't slow down, but closed the window, and the car suddenly became quiet.

Zhao Yexi took out his mobile phone and found that Tao Qiaosheng had sent him a voice message asking him where he was and if he had an appointment tonight.

Zhao Yexi replied: "Just came out of the hospital."

Tao Qiaosheng replied in seconds: "You won't really go for plastic surgery, will you? Please wake me up, dad won't allow—"

Hearing this, Lu Huangzhi glanced at Zhao Yexi from the corner of his eye.

Zhao Yexi twitched his forehead, locked the phone, and cut off Tao Qiaosheng's voice.

Fortunately, Lu Huangzhi didn't say anything, and Zhao Yexi breathed a sigh of relief.

When the car drove to the entrance of the community, Zhao Yexi said, "It's all right, let's get off the sedan chair."

Lu Huangzhi parked the car, and Zhao Yexi wanted to open the door, but found it couldn't. "Open the door."

Lu Huangzhi switched off the ignition and looked him up and down.

Zhao Yexi had an ominous premonition, and leaned towards the car door, "What do you mean?"

Lu Huangzhi leaned over suddenly, Zhao Yexi watched the foul face getting closer to him, and stretched out its claws like Tao Qiaosheng's cat when he refused its owner to suck it, "Don't come here."

"I don't think there is anything that needs to be rectified." Lu Huangzhi straightened his body, "Where do you want to rectify?"

Zhao Yexi had a cold face: "Why did Xiao Ming's grandfather live to be one hundred and three years old?"

Lu Huangzhi's tone was rare and serious: "You can do whatever you want with your own face. But plastic surgery is risky, I advise you to think twice."

Zhao Yexi originally thought that Lu Huangzhi was going to have a wave of yin and yang, but he didn't expect that he actually made a serious suggestion, which made him feel bad about going back with yin and yang.

In fact, it's okay to tell Lu Huangzhi, anyway, others can definitely see that he has undergone plastic surgery. "I just want the whole tooth."

Lu Huangzhi thought for a while and said, "Your teeth are not very good."

Zhao Yexi blushed slightly, and said uncomfortably, "I have a canine tooth, I want to smooth it out."

Lu Huangzhi: "..."

"By the way, fill up my dimples again," Zhao Yexi said angrily, "Without the canine teeth and dimples, whoever says I'm underage will be blind."

Lu Huangzhi was silent for a long time, and said, "Zhao Yexi."

"what?"

Lu Huangzhi said slowly, "Are you mentally retarded?"

"Fuck you - I bounce back!"

Lu Huangzhi put his hands on the steering wheel, lowered his head and smiled, "What a fucking talent."

Back home, Zhao Yexi took a shower, collapsed on the sofa and checked Weibo.The first few hot searches were topics about the second gender. Zhao Yexi saw keywords such as "human differentiation", "special smell", "gland secretion pheromone", "like a fever and a cold".The symptoms of monkeys are not unique, there are quite a few people like him, and most of these people are teenagers, with a normal distribution of age, the most cases are 23 and [-] years old, but there are also [-], [-], [-] and [-] year olds.

[Love letter: Human beings are really going to divide. I'm only 20 years old, and I've seen everything. 0.0】

[Protect your pigs: Differentiation is at least a genetic problem, and it is not contagious. 】

[How old is Pink, you are delicate now: among other things, if men can conceive in the future, and women can also conceive, and homosexuality is in line with the laws of nature, can the same-sex marriage law be put on the agenda? 】

[KK: I have a feeling that a big wave of coming out is coming. 】

[Take it as my duty not to bend: the upstairs is as simple as a single-celled organism.Who knows whether the differentiation will have sequelae, in case it affects life expectancy.I just want to be a normal straight guy. 】

[Don't teach me how to do things: So when there is a press conference, I'll wait for an official confirmation. @ABO Research Institute]

……

Although the government has repeatedly urged everyone not to spread rumors or believe rumors, there are still various gossips flying all over the Internet.For example, some people say that differentiation into omega can add attractive attributes to people, girls will become more female, boys will also become more female, the skin will become white and delicate, no acne or fat will be caused by eating anything, and legs will become thinner; while differentiation Becoming an Alpha will never return to the mighty and majestic direction, grow tall and strong, and you can have a whole body of tendons without lifting iron.

Zhao Yexi stared at the words "mighty and majestic" - no, it's a feeling of excitement.

However, what some netizens said makes sense.The matter of splitting up is full of uncertainties. If splitting up would shorten his life, then he would be so excited.

Zhao Yexi was very rational, and entered in the search box: How can I differentiate into an Alpha.

[Master Yuantong: My master just invented a formation, everyone can try it.At zero o'clock in the morning, just take a bite of an apple from "Yuantong Fruit Shop" in front of the mirror, and finally yell "I want to become an Alpha" or "I want to become an Omega" three times. (URL link, click to jump to Yuantong Fruit Shop.)]

Zhao Yexi felt that his IQ had been insulted.He quit Weibo, clicked on WeChat, and found a new friend request.

[Huang requests to add your friend]

[Verification information: There are important documents to send to you. 】

Zhao Yexi's first reaction was academic literature, and he clicked on it.

[It's a macho:? 】

Lu Huangzhi sent a series of WeChat articles.

【Huang: (Secret of facial features: dimples symbolize wealth)】

【Huang: (relevant research shows that people with tiger teeth have better interpersonal relationships)】

【Huang: (Click to see the top ten risks of plastic surgery)】

[Huang: You're welcome. 】

[It's a hunk: (Grandpa on the subway looks at his phone.jpg)]

[It's a hunk: Didn't you just say that I can do whatever I want with my face? (Oh, man.jpg)]

【Huang: Your reasons are too outrageous, I can't stand it. 】

[It's a hunk: You can't stand it and shut me down for peace.Unless you call dad, I can think about it. 】

[Huang: Yes, but I'm afraid that my own father will cancel my inheritance if he finds out.Can you change the name? 】

[It's a macho: Your name is. 】

Lu Huangzhi sent a voice message: "Godfather."

[It's a macho: (smile) (smile)]

"Happy Christmas Eve, godfather, remember to eat apples."

Zhao Yexi pressed the voice button and cursed: "I won't eat, I won't."

Both Zhao Yexi and Tao Qiaosheng are single, and every Valentine's Day, April Fool's Day and other festivals, they will make an appointment to report to the group to keep warm.On Christmas Eve, Zhao Yexi was busy chatting with Lu Huangzhi on WeChat, and only reunited with Tao Qiaosheng on Christmas Eve.

Tao Qiaosheng didn't go to graduate school, and became a social animal directly after graduating from undergraduate, and started a nine-to-nine life, so he was able to leave work on time during the holidays.

Zhao Yexi parked the car downstairs in Tao Qiaosheng's company, and sent him a voice message: "Dad is here, and you are allowed to come down within 10 minutes."

Tao Qiaosheng replied "Got it".Zhao Yexi heard that something was wrong with his voice, and when he saw someone, he knew he didn't think too much.

Tao Qiaosheng's beautiful face was full of melancholy, he talked much less than usual, and he didn't call him "Xizai" anymore, which showed how serious the problem was.Zhao Yexi didn't ask any further questions, Tao Qiaosheng would naturally speak when he wanted to.

"Where do you want to go?" Zhao Yexi asked.

Tao Qiaosheng rested his chin on his hand, looked out the car window and said, "I want to drink some wine."

"Sure." Because of his underage face, Zhao Yexi doesn't like to go to bars and other places, but his good friends have said so, what can he do, of course it is to satisfy him.

On Christmas night, there are many people everywhere, and the division of the world can't stop everyone from joining in the fun.Zhao Yexi chose a nearby bar, and put on a baseball cap and a mask so as not to be checked for his ID card.

The booths and tables were long gone, and the two found two places at the bar.Tao Qiaosheng drank two glasses of wine in a muffled voice, and finally said: "Hey, if human beings will divide, do you think you will divide?"

"The probability of differentiation seems to be quite small." Zhao Yexi took a sip of his wine, "I'm not a chieftain, so I won't have such luck."

Tao Qiaosheng smiled, and said, "I hope I can break down into an Omega."

Zhao Yexi took a sip of wine and almost spit out, "As long as there is a peanut, you will not be so drunk." After finishing speaking, Zhao Yexi realized that this seemed reasonable.

Tao Qiaosheng is gay, but also a pure zero who wishes to be fair and beautiful with long legs.If he believed the speculation about Omega on the Internet, it would not be surprising to have such a thought.

Tao Qiaosheng said in a low voice: "I saw him open his relationship on Weibo today - he has a girlfriend."

Zhao Yeshi asked in confusion, "Who?"

Tao Qiaosheng looked at him sadly, "What do you think?"

Zhao Yexi thought of a name, and couldn't help but "fuck": "No way, no way, you still think about him?"

Tao Qiaosheng said weakly, "I can't forget it."

Tao Qiaosheng had an ex-boyfriend whom he dated for seven years, and Zhao Ye wished to call him a scumbag.After graduating from university, the scumbag's parents were vaguely aware of their relationship, and used a blind date to test the scumbag.The scumbag dared not come out, and went on a blind date behind Tao Qiaosheng's back.After Tao Qiaosheng found out, under Zhao Yexi's instigation, he decisively broke up with the scumbag.

But although cutting the mess with a sharp knife is cool, only Tao Qiaosheng knows whether it will be uncomfortable and how uncomfortable it will be.

"I have been thinking, if same-sex marriage is legal and I can have children, will he and I not break up."

Zhao Yexi slapped Tao Qiaosheng on the back, "Shut up, Dad doesn't allow you to be a licking dog."

"I'm just sighing, why lick it?" Tao Qiaosheng said, "Besides, I like children very much. It has always been my dream to have a child of my own."

"Even if you can give birth, you can't be a scumbag." Zhao Yexi pushed his drink to Tao Qiaosheng, "Hurry up and drink more, and forget about the scumbag."

Tao Qiaosheng returned to his normal state, "But wine is expensive."

"It's okay," Zhao Yexi waved his small hand, "I, Mr. Zhao, will pay for all the expenses tonight!"

As soon as the words were released, the guests around looked at Zhao Yexi one after another.Zhao Yexi quickly lowered his head, pretending nothing happened.

"Young Master Zhao is very generous!" Tao Qiaosheng was finally happy, "Speaking of going to the ABO Research Institute, have you considered it?"

"I want to go," Zhao Yeshi said, "but I want to talk to my parents first."

"You still can't contact them? What kind of suffering is this?"

Zhao Yexi didn't care: "Anyway, I'm used to it. I decided to let go, give them freedom, and let them benefit mankind with peace of mind."

Tao Qiaosheng's phone vibrated, and he took it out to look at it, with an expression of ecstasy on his face, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-human beings are divided!"

Zhao Yexi snatched Tao Qiaosheng's cell phone: "Let me see!"

[The ABO Institute has confirmed the differentiation of the second sex in humans.

Differentiation is more common in adolescents aged 15 to 25, and the possibility of differentiation in other age groups cannot be ruled out.Among them, the differentiation of Omega is often accompanied by the release of special smell, fever and weakness, itching and hotness in the glands of the back of the neck and other symptoms; at the same time, the differentiation of Alpha will make them particularly sensitive to the smell of Omega.Experts suggest that genetic testing be performed on suspected persons first. 】

Zhao Yexi touched his neck and said, "Wan Duzi."

Tao Qiaosheng was so excited that he was fuzzy: "I'm going to be differentiated - I can get pregnant! Mom can't stop me from having sex anymore!"

Zhao Yexi didn't have time to pay attention to him.He frowned, and read the symptoms of Omega differentiation again.

The back of his neck was itchy and hot, but he didn't feel hot or weak, nor did he have any special smell... right?

Zhao Ye was shocked, pulled Tao Qiaosheng and asked, "Xiao Qiao, do you think I smell anything?"

Tao Qiaosheng was immersed in beautiful fantasies: "I'm going to give birth! I don't know if it's a male ball or a female ball..."

Zhao Yexi poured cold water on it: "Let's not talk about whether you will split up - do you have a boyfriend now?"

"……Hey?"

The screen was still for three seconds. Tao Qiaosheng snatched the phone back from Zhao Yexi's hand and muttered while typing: "How can I become an Omega and find a boyfriend..."

Tao Qiaosheng couldn't count on it, so Zhao Yexi took out his mobile phone and searched: What could be other diseases than itchy skin?

5 minute later.

Tao Qiaosheng said firmly: "I've decided. I'm going to take a day off to go up the mountain to pay respects to the Moon God and send off my son Guanyin. Xi Zai, do you want to go with me—Xi Zai?"

Zhao Yexi slowly raised his head and said expressionlessly, "I seem to have liver and gallbladder disease, diabetes or cancer."