[Comprehensive] There are family rules

Faced with such a sincere suggestion from the boss he has always admired, what will Xiao V do?

Of course it is... Seriously think about it, and then pull one into the water.

brush!

Pointing at Sasuke.

"He's younger than me!"

It is also the growth and development period of the green onion.The same is not very peaceful world.Why did he have to choose the method of death first!

Second Young Master Zuo instantly put on a haughty expression looking at his family's "stupid brother" and "Konoha Wannian Crane Tail".With helplessness and indebtedness...

"No way, the reporter's achievement points are not as high as your magician's."

What's more, he mainly shoots entertainment and gossip.

What Fan Changjiang Journalism Award, China Journalism Award, even if you count the old American Pulitzer...for the time being, he has no part.

As for the top ten reporters announced by the local government...

He is also outside the system.

So although Sasuke worked diligently, his achievement points were not as good as Xiao V's.

Little V can also get together to participate in various magic competitions to earn achievement points.His current main job is still gaining reputation in the industry. It is definitely a career with a lot of accumulation, which makes his current achievements far inferior to Xiao V's.

On the contrary, Chivalry is worth a lot.

"But you don't have to worry. I've already thought of a countermeasure." Sasuke took out a scroll and wrote it so densely that no one could understand it.

"After I went back, I only had to make an excuse that I found another volume of the Uchiha family's secret book in the old house at home, and I couldn't help practicing it secretly. Then I opened my eyes, and by the way, I accidentally raised it a little bit higher."

A 34-year-old, slightly yellowed scroll.

A secret technique that can only be opened by Sharingan.

He practiced at home as a kid "revengeful" and then something went wrong.At any rate, Life Wuyou just grew a little taller and suffered some rapidly growing flesh injuries.

Eyes were also opened from the pain.It can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.

As for the scroll... it was destroyed a little bit in his excitement.

The whole Konoha couldn't say anything, could it be that they still inquired about the elders of the Uchiha family one by one?As far as he knows, Konoha does not have a note identification project.

Even Naruto can fake a test paper or something.

The only flaw is the paper... I'm sorry, he found a professional to forge it (a fake duo who hasn't seen it for a long time drifted by).

Looking at Xiao V, he looked a little bit unwilling.

Sasuke made up the knife again.

"Moreover, Konoha is relatively peaceful to me." The entire Konoha executives knew that he was Uchiha Itachi who sacrificed himself to leave the only seedling.They will only try to protect Sasuke.

And the commoners of Konoha love him even more, the orphan of extermination.

Before he followed Orochimaru, he was a new talent that Konoha was very optimistic about in the future.

Compared with Naruto, who is afraid of being rejected by the people above.His degree of freedom is quite high.

Very well, no one "died" with him.

Little V can only face various choices of death alone.

In the end, everyone decided that the death should not be too vigorous or too obvious.For example, the accidental death of magic and the death of a car accident are all cancelled.

Mistake of drugs, sudden illness and the like are also cancelled.

The main reason is that this method of death requires a "corpse" in the end.Now that criminal investigation methods are becoming more and more high-tech, Kubi didn't wear it again.It is a bit difficult to make a corpse for the police uncles to "torture".

So just cancel it, the aftermath is not easy.

Anyway, they are all going to "die", so it's not too troublesome to pick.So the concept of mysterious disappearance in tourism was put forward.

Magicians can be regarded as an art industry anyway, and they also need to find "inspiration".

Many magicians, especially foreign magicians, like to climb mountains and ridges, and often do various extreme sports and wild survival.

The pure natural environment can not only bring them inspiration, but also exercise their physique through all kinds of strange and difficult roads.

You must know that escape magic can be divided into a large category, and it cannot be done without sufficient physical strength and a strong physique.

So Xiao V decided to take a self-guided tour after winning the award, but in the end there was no news... very good.

"When everyone goes back, do you have to use such a reason?" Huashen looked worriedly at Wen Jia who was lying on the bed for more than ten hours without waking up.

"You can choose other ways to die."

"I don't know if this place is still our tradition in the past few hundred years, but if Wen Jia's friends [died] one by one, for Wen Jia...well..."

Flora struggled to find a modern term.

"Heavenly Evil Lone Star." The leader answered, although the words are not modern, but they are appropriate and broad enough, and they have been used in many movies.Compatriots from other worlds have no problem understanding it.

"That's a problem." Although it was also transmigrated, not to mention that Tsunayoshi came from normal Japan in the comics.The cultural traditions there are still very similar to those in China. "Our frequent deaths will make Wen Jia look like a broom star."

And each of them is very likely to be the kind of superstar that shines like a meteor and then disappears suddenly.

If such remarks happen.

Wen Jia is likely to be attacked by some irrational fans.

However, is such a problem a problem?I don't even look at how many BOSS-level characters are present.

Kuroro: "The people who came later will all debut under other names, unless they don't want to leave, everyone else will try to keep a superficial distance from Wen Jia."

The leader who has always decided to stay: "I am responsible."

Tsunayoshi, who is developing overseas forces: "I will leave a lot of informants in Italy. The loyalty of the mafia can be trusted."

Sasuke: "It doesn't have to be missing or dead. I can use the transformation technique to take a lot of photos for everyone. From youth to old age. At that time, I will hang up the name of retiring abroad. Send some photos from time to time. Then the number will gradually decrease. ..."

After a few years, don't you just disappear from the world without doing it for a long time?

People are forgetful.

Little V: "I'm afraid of revealing my secrets. Technology is developing too fast. Maybe it will be easy to detect in the future."

Leader: "The type of work also needs to be considered clearly. It is not necessary to choose a profession with a particularly high exposure rate to be successful. For someone like Sasuke, you don't even have to think about the way to die."

Flower God: "We can also set it like this, as soon as it appears, it will be a terminally ill person!"

People who are doomed have worked hard for several years, left a brilliant page, and then passed away forever, which is very inspirational!

But to hide from all kinds of high-tech, get some messy diseases...

Those of you who came through time said that it was completely trivial.

That's it...Unity is strength!make a fist.

When Wen Jia woke up, what he faced was...

"A eulogy?!"

"How? I wrote it myself." Little V's face showed... Lord Voldemort is so different, and his eulogy is so wonderful.

Even if it is unfamiliar Chinese, it is written so rich in connotation and rhythm.As expected of the future Dark Lord.

"Yeah, you're leaving soon too..." The topic of parting is always uncomfortable.No matter who mentioned it, everyone subconsciously responded to each other with smiles.

It is the same whether it is a good boy with correct three views or a future devil king who has no correct thinking since he was a child.

Little V raised her head chicly, with a bit of arrogance in her expression that I am the devil and I am not sad.

Wen Jia, as an ordinary otaku's nirvana...

"After you go back, you must change your mind, be a good person, and strive to save the world with chrysanthemums. But as a compatriot who has time-traveled, you must maintain your own aesthetics. Dumbledore must not be one of your back-up attacks."

"..." The anger value is being prepared.

"Who [beep——] always suffers!!!" Anger erupted.

Internet geek skills: unscrupulous rants and make up for the knife, poke the other party's hair and go berserk, any embarrassing and sad topics are gone.Bring the joy of the whole group with the "pain" of others.

The effect is remarkable.

"Okay then, Zonggong, first of all, as a person who has not been in China for a long time, it is very good to write Chinese like this."

"That's..." proud and complacent.

"But the phrase "great in life and glorious in death" is for exclusive use. It must be removed."

"I hope you watch us in heaven... This sentence cannot be directly translated as death without regret."

"The road to Huangquan becomes a road after walking a lot... Eh? It looks familiar."

This is the so-called article that looks okay at first glance, but then reads a lot of problems.

"Why don't you leave this job to the leader? The flower god and the leader are also fine. At most, it's a bit old-fashioned, and still has a charm."

"..."

"By the way, where are they?" After waking up, only Xiao V and the leader were around.

And now the leader is eating a pot of medicinal porridge in the kitchen.

Although everyone here lacks a bit of talent in cooking, but for cooking porridge...there is a fully automatic rice cooker.

The leader just needs to cut and mix those medicinal materials.

"I'm all going to work on that temporary task." Only the leader and Hua Manlou have passed the task as teaching martial arts, and everyone else has to complete other tasks.

"You're done?"

"I bought an accident insurance, and one of the beneficiaries is you."

"..." Do you want to save trouble so much?

"This is Kuroro's proposal. It's normal for a magician to buy insurance. The beneficiaries are divided into four by me. You and Kuroro account for [-]%, and the remaining [-]% is given to Hope Project. I set it as a mystery Missing, the insurance company may argue, and when you and Kuroro announce that you will also donate your share, they will have to speed up the claim settlement, um... Kuroro can also earn some chivalry points by the way."

There is a feeling that all the value of life and death has been used up... Is it Kuroro?

Wen Jia drank the finally medicinal porridge, although it tasted weird, but he had been hungry for almost two days and two nights, and he was still alive because of the fullness of his stomach.

What's the first thing you do when you come alive?Continue to bicker with Xiao V?No no no.

Let the leader infuse himself with internal energy?No, no, the meridian has just expanded, and it is now in the warming stage, and it will take at least another ten days before it can be enlightened.

The most important thing now is to turn on the mobile phone and work!relative!

After the Kurolo movie was released, they went to country A just after the promotional period.Walk for more than ten days.After Wen Jia came back, it was several days of various things.

Now... look at the date, September [-]th.

There are only two days until I make an appointment with the crew to come back again to do post-production promotion.

Generally, the launch time of a good movie is [-]-[-] days, and it may be delayed to [-] days for a super popular movie.Maybe an epic classic...

"Reincarnation" is naturally a well-received and well-received movie. It has been in theaters for more than 20 days, and has a high screening rate and attendance rate.It succeeded in making some movies that were also hidden in the mid-autumn eleventh schedule very crowded.

But after all, it has been aired for [-]-[-] weeks, and the enthusiasm of the audience has also slightly diminished.

At this time, if Kuroro, who mysteriously disappeared after the film was released, can be promoted together with the crew, it will undoubtedly be a shot in the arm, super adrenaline.

Although the original plan was not like this.But now it absolutely has such an effect.

Wen Jia frightened and turned on the phone...

It's been a busy two hours...

"Kurolo, there is something to do. You are one of the special guests at the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala in Shanghai. Little V is also going."

"Mid-Autumn Festival?"

"There is no formal variety show in Shanghai, and talk shows are too...tear-jerking, and don't meet the needs of publicity. And you are still a newcomer. So this is the party. Singing, dancing, and playing games, it's very simple."

"The fans say that you look like yourself, but don't just laugh casually and agree casually. If you show your skills, you must be merciful to living people. Don't mess up the topic casually, and try to lean on the crew. If you It would be even better if I could choose a script. There is something to talk about.”

When there is a topic, Kuroro has less freedom to play.

"By the way, have you considered the simulated love object? Who should you choose?"

"..."

"I think it's very gender-ambiguous, and many girls love this mouth."

"kindness."

"Don't say it like Feitan, it doesn't matter if you are short, you are still a fan of SM and porn, you have a really strong taste... Well, I am not saying that your team members are not good. If you are liking him... please Be sure to keep love in your heart."

"I have nothing to do with Feitan..."

"Anyway, I've wronged you. Sigh! In fact, you can speak according to the image of the Flower God, and I'm sure it will synthesize many of your [violent] images."

"..."

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Big news! ! ! !Luoshen is back from traveling, and is going to participate in the Mid-Autumn Festival party in Shanghai! ! !The landlord was so excited that he went out and ran naked for ten laps and came back.

[-]L: True or false!Which channel in Shanghai must be satellite TV!

[-]L: It's Satellite TV, and I'm also from Shanghai. This advertisement has been released a long time ago. On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival on [-], eat mooncakes and watch the male god!

[-]L: So excited, so excited, I also saw the news, I wonder if Luoshen will announce who is his true love this time.

[-]L: Needless to say?Of course it is Fu Wei.

[-]L: It's his manager.

[-]L: Does no one consider beautiful women?

[-]L: I don't want women, the woman who filmed a commercial with the male god, all kinds of ambiguous hints that the male god has a good relationship with her!All the words were used to make people think that way, and the reporter deliberately asked her if she was the lover mentioned by Luoshen. She also smiled mysteriously, laughing at your sister!

[-]L: Male gods don't like to show their faces, all kinds of villains come here.It is said that the male god raised money illegally, has a gangster background, said that he has unspoken rules and superiority, that he has plastic surgery, it is endless!

[-]L: Back to [-]L, I'm not an agent, I've seen the video of the opening ceremony of "The Spy".The two of them played with a throwing knife into an apple, that feeling... like friends, there was no ambiguity.Trust my piercing eyes.

[-]L: The host, I'm back!I have a ticket for that party~~~ It’s good to have a relative who works in a TV station.Do you have any questions for me to ask the male god?There will be an interactive session at the scene~~ [-]L: Of course, ask who the male god's true love is.

[-]L: No, let the landlord die again and ask again.

[-]L: Can I only ask one question?I also want to ask them who gets on and who gets off, how many times a night, what is their posture?When to get married, have children or not.

[-]L: Upstairs, pay attention to harmony.