[Comprehensive] There are family rules

In a blink of an eye, it is the end of December, and the warm south is already cold and windy, let alone the north.When Wen Jia and the leader got off the plane, they were greeted by crystal clear snowflakes.

Although snow will bring a lot of inconvenience, it will be very auspicious if there are snowflakes on a special festival.

"A foreigner's holiday?"

"Yeah, the merchant has one more selling point, and we have one more reason to play around. If you don't want to celebrate it and pretend you didn't see it, why not? Let alone us, even foreigners don't celebrate this festival seriously now. .”

In the early years of Christmas, there were also strict rules and regulations. Although it could not be compared with the Spring Festival of the Chinese Dynasty, there were still one, two, three, four rules.

For example, during mass and worship, the Christmas tree must be a real tree, fresh orange slices are placed in circles, roast suckling pigs are stuffed with apples in their mouths, Christmas carols are sung along the street to announce the good news, and a lamp is placed at the window, etc.

All kinds of ceremonies are simplified in Europe, and even simpler in America where many ethnic groups are integrated.

The leader listened symbolically and expressed a little interest.He's even happier... the air will be a lot better with snow and rain.

In this regard, as a human being hundreds of years later, Wen Jia really felt "ashamed of his ancestors" when facing the leader.

But after being ashamed and right, I am envious and jealous, why?

Now the temperature in the imperial capital is minus ten degrees, the leader is wearing a bottoming shirt and a wool trench coat outside, it's gone, it's done.

And Wen Jia is, thermal underwear + two woolen sweaters + down jacket + scarf + mask + hat.

Then look at the arrogance of the leader who easily picked up several suitcases with one hand.

Wen Jia couldn't help imagining the following dialogue.

Hierarch, why are you not afraid of the cold?

Because there is internal force.

Master, why are you so strong?

Because there is internal force.

Why does the leader have such good skin?

Because there is internal force.

"What are you thinking about?"

"You actually asked the leader to do it yourself. You should sit domineeringly on the super luxurious big sedan chair, and eight beautiful maidservants in white clothes are holding the sedan chair with their hands and flying without touching the ground. Another sixteen well-trained Your maidservant playing and singing, holding luggage, and scattering flower petals along the way, can set off your demeanor."

Here, Wen Jia and the leader were chatting and joking, but the videos on the Internet that he ignored spread like a snowball.

Originally, it was just a video, but it is nothing at all in today's world of constant news on the Internet.

Today there is a black tea sister, and tomorrow there is a green tea brother. A random photo can make people very popular, but if it is not for continuous hype, not many people will pay attention.

For example, that younger sister, if she hadn't been admitted to a major related to the entertainment industry, if it hadn't been for the constant scandals between men and women, who would remember her.

Videos are more sensational than photos?That's okay too.

A while ago, there was a video of an old lady in her [-]s knocking down four big men with her bare hands.The number of clicks is overwhelming. In retrospect, Wen Jia only remembers... the old lady's slightly rounded waistline.

The Internet needs hype, and now that the master is by his side, who will hype it?So don't worry about it at all.

In fact, Wen Jia's prediction was indeed correct.

But everything is a bit of a surprise, at least the spread of this news on the Internet has exceeded the normal range.

The accident is... the argument.

Just like the dispute over sweet and salty soy milk, everything... When it quarrels, it will naturally become popular.

#Peerless Classic Beauty#

[-]L: Goddess!

[-]L: God!

[-]L: Don't take a flat chest as a beauty! !

[-]L: Don't mistake long hair for a handsome man!

[-]L: Is it interesting to be noisy?Did you not pay attention to the music?Didn't you notice that playing technique?

[-]L: Of course, pay attention, this beauty is definitely [thumb], without more than ten years of skill, she can't play it.And the teacher is famous.

7L: Shit, beautiful boy!I'm just an art student, okay? I can tell a person's body shape and facial features at a glance.Absolutely male.

[-]L: The Academy of Fine Arts is amazing, and I’m still in the Police Academy.Our instructor said that when judging men and women, you must not judge by body shape. Now that there are so many fake women, we can’t arrest them if they all pretend to be women. It depends on Shen Yun.When this beauty plays the piano, her movements and manners are absolutely beautiful.

[-]L: To popularize science, the qin music is high mountain and flowing water, but it seems to be different from the normal version.And there are different fingering methods for beauties, and I don't know how to use several of them.

[-]L: Absolutely beautiful!The evidence is that salty pig's hand.

[-]L: Upstairs is too tender, and now the safety of chastity is not limited to gender.

[-]L: That's right, the person in the video may not be able to tell the difference between male and female.

[-]L: [-]L and [-]L, let's go to the next door to open a post bar, don't hang out with this group of ordinary people, let's discuss music.

[-]L: Good.

[-]L: I am different from them, haven't you noticed?The string is broken, but the string hits that person's hand, which in itself is unscientific.Moreover, I also made a force analysis diagram, even if the normal strings are broken, the strings at this angle will not play this way.

[-]L: Is the peerless beauty a martial arts master?I like this setting.

[-]L: Shit, it's a beautiful woman. Don't you see that since ancient times, all those who use pianos as weapons are all beautiful women?

[-]L: Not wearing ancient clothes...

[-]L: Let's go upstairs, do you understand the ancient rhyme, ancient rhyme!This beautiful woman sat there, and with a flick of her bare hand, the whole background instantly turned back to the waist, with pavilions, small bridges, flowing water, and jade-step bead curtains.

[-]L: A man is only a man if he has such charm, okay?Who is the most famous piano player in history?Boya!male!

[-]L: Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are the four virtues of women!

[-]L: Ritual, music, and archery are the six arts of a gentleman!

[-]L: I'm [-]L, and I posted a physics post next door to analyze the possibility that this beauty in red is a hidden master. Those who are interested will follow along.Leave this building to the male and female parties. PS, I tend to think he is a man.

[-]L: Girl!

[-]L: Male.

So the whole incident was dominated by the male and female parties, supplemented by the music party and the martial arts party, and a long-term debate was launched in an instant.

Forums, Q groups, Weibo, WeChat, and word of mouth.

When Wen Jia and the leader arrived at the hotel that everyone had planned, Sasuke stood on the wall and took a photo of the leader as soon as they entered.

"You COS Spider-Man? Stick it on the wall to take pictures?"

"Because you can't be photographed from this angle."

"..." I really want to beat someone up.

Sasuke lifted his feet and jumped off the wall with ease. "I just got an order."

"Single?" Sasuke's work is the most silent, but since the Dunhuang crew gave him connections, almost everything after that doesn't need everyone to worry about.

Yu Ji is the person with the best information, so the person who came out of nowhere to "source" and "grab business" is naturally highly concerned.

As a result of the attention, I can't say anything except a "serve".Many magazines are scrambling to get exclusive news, and once they hear about something troublesome, they all leave messages in Sasuke's mailbox asking for photos.

Those who are impatient even remit money to the account first.

Of course, what they don't know is that instead of saying that Sasuke is in the business of the media, for example, Sasuke is in the business of celebrities.After experiencing the publicity of the Dunhuang production crew, some celebrities more or less knew the existence of Sasuke, a reporter with a little professional ethics.

Whatever Sasuke captured, as long as it wasn't a matter of morality and law, for example, taking drugs, fighting, causing trouble, cheating and so on.

He will be a prophet and a star.

If the news is exclusive to him and the stars are willing to post it, he will sell it.If you don't want to post it, ask the celebrity to give you a hush money, and this hush money is definitely not an extortionate price.It can even be said to be cheap.

And usually at this time, celebrities will basically accept this favor, send more money or give back some news that can make Sasuke sell.

What made the stars even more excited was that once Sasuke sent a message, it stated that he was not the only one who took pictures of a certain event, and there were others squatting beside him.

Sasuke will also give a message, whether he is willing to entrust him to create fake news.

A certain female celebrity was secretly married and pregnant, but the photo of her going to the gynecology hospital was photographed.She originally planned to wait a few months until the movie she was filming was finished, and then she would go home and wait for the delivery. By then, the news of her pregnancy and marriage would just be able to promote the movie.She herself will not participate in the post-production promotion of the film.It's all agreed with the producers.

Now being photographed by the paparazzi, all plans have to be disrupted. Even if the photos are blurry, it is useless for her to deny it herself. The media will definitely be interested in analyzing the details of her various clothes.

Normal gynecological examination?Who would believe it!

So after Sasuke said she could help, she paid immediately.

The result of the matter is naturally too safe to be resolved quite beautifully.Even the reporter who secretly took pictures over there thought that he had photographed the wrong person.

"Yeah, Shan Zi. I just opened my mailbox and found more than a dozen media requests from various media asking for real information about this online beauty, and a few familiar celebrities came over to gossip. Master, your real identity has been fired to [-] yuan If it is on the Internet, I am afraid there will be more local tyrants spending a lot of money."

Naturally, Sasuke wouldn't take photos of the leader to sell them for money, he was just joking around.

"There are so many retweets." Baidu searched for keywords, and Wen Jia completely knelt down to the majority of netizens in the process of being proud of the leader.

It's anyone's guess whether it's male or female.

"My lord... my piano skills are only average, and Qu Yang is a master." The leader is now accustomed to using me to change back to the original self-proclaimed.Firstly, there is no Sun Moon God Sect here, and secondly, it is because of the respect for other masters in the family.

"Just average?!"

"When Qu Yang taught Yingying how to play the piano, he followed suit."

"Master, what else did you learn a little bit?" After learning a little bit, it is really... admirable.

"Ping Yizhi has learned medical skills and poisons. When I was young, I learned a little bit of Gu with Miao Jiang's friends, because the academic affairs need to learn accounting and calligraphy. In addition..." The leader suddenly paused, and then he said naturally. . "Since the palace, I have fallen in love with needlework girls."

For some reason, the room fell silent for an instant, even Wen Jia and Sasuke, holding a booklet in his hand, and Kuroro, who came out of the bedroom at some point, also accompanied the silence.

If Xiao V hadn't just come back at this time, I don't know when everyone will be silent.

"Ahem, little V...hahahaha, you're back hahaha."

He looked at Wen Jia with contempt, then took out a recording pen, and respectfully handed it to Kuroro.

"What is this?" Wen Jia immediately sounded the alarm.Although he doesn't admit it, but in this family...some things are indeed decided by Kuroro more and more.

This time, Kuroro brought everyone here with the excuse that Little V would cheer on the spot as a support team for the finals, and by the way... have a festival or something together.

At that time, he felt that there was a conspiracy, but looking at it now... there was indeed a conspiracy.

After all, it seems that it has been a long time since the last "big operation". Recently, everyone has been relatively leisurely. Well, the main reason is that Kurolo is relatively leisurely.

The group leader has not accepted any announcements except for a few commercials. The only one that has been accepted is Swordsman, which will not start filming until the end of March.

Counting from the end of the "The Spy Heart" promotional period, this guy has a full four months of vacation, which is absolutely itchy.

Kuroro ignored Wen Jia, who looked like he was blowing hair, but lightly pressed the play button, and several people clearly came from inside.Their dialogue completely escalated Wen Jia from blowing hair to volcanic eruption.

"Fuck, kill these bastards!"

"Are you sure?" Kurolo was obviously not generally happy.

"Eh...you don't need to do it yourself. Anyway, the amount of stealing national cultural relics is enough for them to be shot." Anger turned into anger, and as soon as Kuroro opened his mouth, Wen Jia's sanity returned halfway.

"I didn't expect you to be so excited. In my opinion, this matter is no worse than the last time." Little V waved his magic wand, and brought a tea set from the kitchen, making everyone a cup of authentic English afternoon tea.

"Yes, although there are not as many people who deserve their lives in the hands of these smugglers as Predator A, and maybe not as many people as Superstar B, but in terms of national justice, they are even more excessive scum."

With the vicissitudes of a hundred years ago, countless national treasures and cultural relics leaked out, and some unscrupulous traders smuggled, stole, and speculated on the price of domestic cultural relics.Some patriotic collectors are forced to recycle national treasures at high prices.

And such "hot sales" blinded a group of greedy people. Not only the treasures that passed away in the past, but also the existing treasures in China were sold overseas one by one.

Not only that, but with the real thing in hand, they often use various methods to "proliferate" the real thing. If a painting is divided into two by the thickness of the drawing paper, then don't become two real things.Once the paintings on silk are cut into four pieces, there will be four paintings in an instant, and some of them will be auctioned every few years.

The Chinese people are forced to buy at high prices again and again in order to prevent the treasures from being lost overseas.

These behaviors are actually considered "fair". I heard that many people overseas keep the genuine products in their hands, smash and cut them up for research, and then use high-tech means to make a large number of "genuine products" and mix them into the market.

Wen Jia cursed these scumbags [-] times in his heart, and looked up at the four of them.

Thief leader, future devil king, future rebel, and current leader of the devil sect.

The fiery feelings in my heart can only be swallowed, and I can't understand them.

Even Sasuke... Does Konoha have cultural relics?A small village established less than 200 years ago.

In comparison, maybe Kuroro can understand his anger best, stealing cultural relics, he has done a lot.

In short, this plan is supported by both hands and feet, and it has relaxed a lot of standards.

"Actually, stopping their smuggling this time is a temporary solution, not a permanent cure." Kurollo suddenly approached, and his charm index doubled suddenly. His expression and smile at this moment were enough to replace all the depraved fairies in fairy tales.

The tone is soft and persuasive, and every word uttered from the beautiful lips is like a poppy that slams into the hearts of the people.

"I didn't expect you to care so much about these treasures lost by your motherland. I just happen to be free recently..."

"????"

"After finishing this ticket, we can go abroad and take back the treasures that the invaders robbed you in your mouth...how about it?"

"!!!!!!"

"Don't worry about anything else, I'm familiar with this business."