[Comprehensive] There are family rules

After being ridiculed by Gu Luo to make up the knife, Liu Zeyang disappeared from the WeChat chat in an instant. Obviously considering the program, he quickly asked his girlfriend to explain.

If the fruit station really doesn't want to be moral, and doesn't even care about the behind-the-scenes editing, then...

Let's be honest first.

"You can sell rot, but you must insist that you are performing brotherhood." Wen Jia also read the manuscript sent by the fruit station, Huo, they really dare to ask. "It's a pity that there is no such variety show in Shanghai."

Maybe it's because the fruit channel is doing too well, maybe it's because the Shanghai Metropolis thinks that such a popular variety show doesn't fit the atmosphere of the Shanghai Metropolis, or maybe it's because the schedule has been taken over by the recently popular blind date and adjustment programs.

There really isn't a serious program in Shanghai. Every episode invites popular stars to play games together, interact with fans, and promote new dramas and movies.

But...it's not too bad if it's a magic city.

Anyway, the satellite channel broadcasts nationwide.

"It's not used to it being just the two of us all at once."

Voldemort has already signed up for that common people's show on the Spring Festival Gala, and is currently learning all kinds of magic "movements" secretly.Wen Jia signed up for many magic training classes for him.

This kind of private class, which is similar to private teaching, has very loose management, basically, you pay money, and then hire a third-rate magician to teach a few tricks.But that's how it works.

The Association of Magicians also let him in.

Now Voldemort is either attending a study class or messing around in the association, plus all kinds of grandiose "preparations" to attract the attention of the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala.

In the past, the chief directors were all from CCTV, but this year is special, that person is actually from a local TV station.Although Tianjin is very close to the emperor, this kind of breakthrough is already amazing.

Since the chief director took over the baton in midsummer this year, the first sentence he said was that this year he only looks at the effect and not the fame.

Many media are analyzing whether this sentence means declaring war on the previous cross talk king Xiaopin Wang.

Or it's a provocation to a certain comedian who is so popular outside. It's not that the emperor is not the chief director, you can just get on it.

The reason why the director's words turned into dissatisfaction and provocation is purely because the secrecy work of the Spring Festival Gala really made everyone a little bored.So all kinds of negative speculation.

But watching the fun is watching the fun, as a director of the new Spring Festival Gala, that's all he can say.

After all, only "innovation" can compete with "nostalgia" now.

This is actually good for Voldemort. You know, even if the new director of Tianjin has announced the use of new people, the quality of the program has declined in recent years, and the audience's expectations for the old faces are getting higher and higher.

The Tianjin director will definitely compromise on the zero-point singing of cross talk sketches, but there are not many criticisms for programs such as magic that use new faces.

Because the magic actors with old faces, whether it is skills or appearance, they are obviously a little... not very memorable.

Voldemort went to the unlucky temporary mission to fight, and Sasuke was working seriously.

After mastering the operation of various cameras, video cameras, lenses, recording pens, etc., with the help of transformation, illusion and basic physical skills, the internship was successful.

It's been taken, fully enclosed shooting, a set of photos for next year's opening drama "Looking for Her in a Dream of Dunhuang".

At a time when all the media could only lie on the hillside and eat sand to take panoramas, Sasuke was able to take such a set of stills, as well as the kiss scene of the male and female actors, it was really...

You can be a teacher.

Under Kuroro's conspiracy... oh no, it was arranged. Sasuke sent the memory card directly to the crew, saying that he just entered the industry and just wanted to test his courage. Send the photos back without causing loss to the crew.

The Dunhuang crew was taken aback by this group of photos at the beginning. Each crew has its own selling point, just like Spy Heart, which was originally an old sign of spy war dramas. Later, the dark horses like Kurolo, the Dunhuang crew sold As far as star-studded big names come together and mystery.

They were so mysterious this time that they didn't even announce the full list of actors, using this as a hype.

In order to keep secrets before, the production crew even offended the media a little bit. If so many studio photos are exposed at this time, not only will the previous mysterious work be wasted, but it may even give the media practitioners a feeling that they deliberately sold it out before, just to give it to a colleague. Such a bad impression.

However, after many inquiries from the crew, the outside world did not reveal any information.

This made the crew feel quite fresh. The entire crew had a good impression of this mysterious guy marked Z. It seemed that the good guy still had a bit... professional ethics.It's not like a certain studio that is already notorious in the circle.

Several main creators also reciprocated according to the habits of Chinese people, and sent a few messages to Sasuke's mailbox.

The more important one is the heroine, who told Sasuke that she was two months pregnant, and made an appointment for a maternity checkup in a certain place on a certain day, and after Sasuke sold the news, she took advantage of the opportunity to disclose the pregnancy news.

There is also the director, his precious daughter will graduate and return to China next year, and the daughter will inherit her father's career.At that time, he will help his daughter shoot her first work.

Sasuke immediately obtained the private email addresses and numbers of N big names, and a dozen or so headlines from the entertainment industry.

Compared with this harvest, the Dunhuang stills are even a bit insignificant.

After receiving those emails, Sasuke, Voldemort, and Wen Jia looked at Kuroro admiringly at the same time. Sure enough, listen to the leader, that's right.

"The relationship between the media and the stars is a water boat. If possible, all stars hope to have a familiar, face-saving, good professional ethics, and a media that can protect themselves at critical moments. Now money interests are paramount, so Sasuke returned the photos. It seems even more precious, they gave you secret news this time, one is to return the gift, and the other is to test whether you can become their [partner], and recently they will focus on attacking them."

After the leader explained, Sasuke went to perform the task.If it hadn't been for time travel, Sasuke should be doing various tasks as a ninja now, so he is very used to this mode.

"I'm really looking forward to it..." After thinking about the two absent companions, Wen Jia looked forward to tomorrow's itinerary. He hasn't personally participated in the shooting of variety shows yet.

Oh, it is said that Fruit Station has a group of professional fans. It is said that Fruit Station pays professional fans. It is said that professional fans also have ranks.It is said that there is a bonus for the scene of being moved to tears.

Fruit Channel's vigorous variety show has successfully let audiences from other places hear a lot of "rumours" that they yearn for.

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So the next day, Wen Jia sat in the audience with blood on his face, on the bright and beautiful stage in the center, watching the host who was moving and checking the script, and performing the final group dance...

Well, those bright things don't need his attention.

Now he is mixed in the auditorium as a fan, looking very unhappy at the bald head with the headset in front of him, and the cloth shaking in his hand.

"Come on, come on, everyone, make up your facial expressions. The audience in the first area, look at the cloth in my hand now, don't look at the host over there. Make a surprised expression!! Come on...very good, now hold up The sign in your hand, let’s cheer, good, good, more enthusiastic, more crazy!! Good, the performance in the back is very good, and the front is more enthusiastic.”

"..." Wen Jia, who was sitting in the front row and was named cryptically.

By the way, Wen Jia was also secretly glanced at by the two people sitting next to him. There was no feeling of "staring", but the eyes were "where did this stupid hat come from?".

For the sake of face, Wen Jia also devoted himself enthusiastically, showing enthusiasm, madness, and polite applause with a little sadness to a piece of cloth.

This is called reshooting. After the variety show starts, the expressions of the audience are more realistic, but occasionally it is not good-looking or there are some accidents. For example, the host suddenly said something funny, the audience burst into laughter, and the camera shot over. But there happened to be an audience member drinking saliva or something.

Do you make the audience pay attention to the host not to drink water when telling a joke, or tell the host to tell the joke when the audience is sitting upright?

Therefore, it is necessary to make up shots, but it hurts Xiaobai, who has a dreamy idea of ​​creating scenes on the screen.

But fortunately, it was a bit depressed in the early stage, but after the show started, it was quite enjoyable.Especially when they are filming a variety show, or a comedy variety show.Some jokes are funnier to watch live.

For example, Liu Zeyang, who played Zhao Xiaolong, came out sideways in a cool way when he appeared on the stage, and then the jet that created the effect hit the face directly and sprayed back to the channel.

"I think the director will be reluctant to cut this shot." Everyone present burst into laughter.As for the male host's words, the mistakes that should have been subtracted were left behind by the unscrupulous director, and they were repeated over and over again.

The beginning of the show is naturally to introduce a few guests.The male host introduced the beauties courteously, while the female host was nympho holding the handsome guy.A very common pattern, which will give the audience a sense of substitution.

But this time the hostess was obviously a little more nympho.In front of Kuroro, this and that have been going on for a long time.

"Don't laugh, be serious, let's introduce the guests now. If you laugh again, I'll eat you!" The hostess immediately looked at the camera "seriously".

"For those who are already married, be reserved." The male host teased appropriately.

The hostess exaggeratedly wiped her saliva, and then introduced loudly, "Let us welcome the handsome guy Luo Rui in the hit drama "The Spy Heart"! Gu Luo!!!!"

Today's Kuroro's hair is not combed back like Luo Rui's, but has become broken hair, which hides his vigor and looks more elegant and unrestrained.The crimson windbreaker on her body makes her look lively and warm.

The fans who chased him all the way from the magazine, looked at Kuroro like this, and blushed unconsciously.

This person is really so perfect, any temperament and personality can be seen in him.

Elegant, unrestrained, cold, wise, warm, dangerous, he has all the requirements of fantasy.

"Very good, let's quickly proceed to our first game session, the dark cooking quiz!" After the atmosphere of the scene was enough, the surrounding assistants immediately piled up things on the stage.

One of them is a sofa for the guests to sit on, a table, and various covered plates on the table.

Although he already knew about the flow of this program, Wen Jia suddenly felt that he needed to worry about it now.

All the guests were divided into two groups to confront.This time "The Spy Heart" came six people, male and female protagonists, two males and two females, three males and four males.The six people were exactly divided into two groups.

Two people answer the questions, and one person is responsible for eating.What are you eating?Nature is dark cuisine.Not silkworm chrysalis dishes, scorpion dishes.It's the cooking made by real cooking idiots.

Such as scrambled eggs with soy sauce wasabi.Sweet and sour toast stuffed salted fish and so on.Not to mention the weird materials, it was made by a real kitchen cooking killer in the program group.

The taste is absolutely superb.

It can be said that the person in charge of eating has not survived the three problems so far.

"Then start grouping now... Huh?" The hostess originally meant that the hero and the heroine would be in two groups, and the remaining three male partners would be in a group. Such a name is the combination of [Kill Xiu Enai].But she wasn't done yet.

Among the six people, five of them grabbed Kuroro's clothes in unison.

The two ladies hugged one arm of Kuroro directly, and the third male and the fourth grabbed Kuroro's clothes. The male protagonist started late, and finally had to rush out of Kuroro, with his shoulders draped.

The expressions of the five people were equally determined. "I'm in a team with Gu Luo!"

"..." What a magical situation this is.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'""The audience cheered when there was excitement.

"Turn it on, turn it on!" Several directors shouted at the same time.

The two hosts looked at the six people with innocent expressions in tacit understanding, Kuroro smiled calmly, and the others were a little embarrassed, but they didn't flinch from each other, what a joke.The opening game of Fruit Table is famous all over the country.Those lumps are absolutely as disgusting as they look.

What's the best way?Of course there is no wrong answer!Even the characters who choose to answer the question, after the person who eats is "killed", they still need to be responsible for eating.

So... It is absolutely necessary to be in a group with the genius Xueba! ! ! !

The host naturally seized this opportunity to ask, and a few people answered the host's question a little bit embarrassedly, some of Kuroro's glorious deeds.

"I don't believe it is so powerful?" The hostess immediately took out the question board, these are questions that will be asked later.

"Who was the trigger of World War I?"

"Archduke Ferdinand and his wife and Princip the Assassin."

"Translate what you want in English, and nothing is impossible"

"Nothing is impossible to a willing heart."

I asked five questions in a row, and if I continued to ask, the questions would disappear.Every time Kuroro answered a question, the audience screamed and cheered.

女主持打开手机搜索题目“x+2y=4,2xy=-21，解这方程组！在1分钟内！不，30秒内。没有纸笔。”

Who made the crazy hostess also a feature of this show, just after the hostess bragged about her own "skills" to defeat the genius and put on the appearance of a villain.

"When x=-3, y=7/2, when x=7, y=-3/2." Elegantly smiled, and then looked at the time, about ten seconds or so.Well, that includes the time removed by the hostess laughing out loud.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" This time, it wasn't just the hostess, the guest hosts on stage all looked crazy.

"It seems that Gu Luo can only be responsible for eating. I understand you." The male host patted the shoulders of the other leading actors, sympathizing with each other.

Kuroro didn't take part in answering the questions, so there was nothing to argue about.Obeyed the comparison arrangement that the previous host had expected.The two teams are in charge of eating, respectively, Ku Luoluo and Liu Zeyang.

This kind of alternative duel between the male lead and the male partner is also good.

[-] minutes later...

"Thank you for the hospitality." Kuroro put down his chopsticks politely, and wiped his mouth with the paper towel next to him, his movements were so elegant that one might suspect that he was eating a French meal.

Although the teammates around Kuroro are a little piggy, the rules of the game are...

Make a mistake and eat it.The person in charge of eating is killed in battle, another person eats, and the person who finally answers the question eats by himself until all of them are killed in battle.

And Kuroro's group... all finished eating, and he himself has nothing to do.On the contrary, the pairing of men and women...

"How can you eat it!!" The quantity is scary enough, not to mention the taste.

[He is from Meteor Street, what do you think. 】Wen Jia found himself complaining again.

He was right to be worried before.What should I do if this variety show is spoiled by Kuroro?