As soon as Lai Da came out of the ceremony, he saw Lao Li coming towards him from a distance, with a flattering smile on his face, "Master Lai, let's go back and have a drink with me, we will not return tonight until we are drunk!"
Lai Da pulled his face lightly, flicked his sleeves and followed, did not take off his shoes after entering the room, and sat cross-legged on the kang, looking at Old Li head coldly.
Old Li's heart was trembling, but he had thought about how to deal with the people from Beijing, so he quickly calmed down, poured a glass of wine and pushed it to Lai Da's hand, and said with a smile, "Master Lai, 20 years old wine, Nurhong, your favorite drink, try it?"
"Don't give me so much soup, tell me what's going on with that bastard? My wife told you to adopt him, but she didn't tell you to praise him as a little three-yuan scholar! You've done a good job!" Lai Da vigorously When he slapped the table, the wine glass jumped and spilled a few drops of agar liquid.
Old Li immediately knelt down under the kang and shouted for grievances, "Master Lai, you don't know! I planned to kill him when he first came. But I didn't expect that as soon as the poison entered the pastry, he would find it by moving the tip of his nose." , don’t check, don’t ask, kicked my mother-in-law and broke two ribs, then pressed my head and hit the Kang hard, and then forced my son to eat all the poisonous pastries. If I wasn’t cautious, I would have done it The poison is light, and my son might be dead in no time. Because I belong to my wife, Aunt Zhao stopped me because she had scruples, so he didn't kill our family!"
Old Li wiped away his bitter tears, and continued, "Later on, I learned to be good. I didn't dare to do anything until I found out his details. Maybe it was to deal with Aunt Zhao. He suddenly said that he wanted to study, so I invited Li A scholar. That man is a well-known sour Confucian in Lijia Village. He has no skills. If you send people to the village to inquire, no one will know! He doesn’t study hard, and he insists on taking two days off after studying for five days. , I changed the class schedule when I was done. Every half an hour of reading, I have to go outside to have fun. I study in the morning and practice boxing in the afternoon. Later, I got interested and asked me to hire a doctor to study medicine. I don’t think he is studying at all. He thought that he might as well become a bastard with all kinds of poisons, which can be regarded as fulfilling the errand given by his wife, so he asked my son to take him to gamble. Good guy! He has better tricks than my son in a few days High, my son took him to cockfighting and dogfighting again, my mother, this time it was even worse, the chickens he raised killed other people's mastiffs! All the ruffians in the village saw him Everyone has to bend over and call 'Master'. When it comes to eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, he is the ancestor!"
Old Li blew his nose and said angrily, "Master Lai, do you still need me to take care of such a person? Comparing my son with him, he is so cute! He just killed me. I didn't expect him to be the first in the exam!" After speaking, he took out a thick stack of banknotes from his arms, stuffed them into the sleeves of Lai's coat, and begged in a low voice, "Master Lai, you are very discerning, so you have to help me distinguish in front of my wife. Distinguish! If you go to the village and ask about these things, no one will know! I dare not fool you and your wife!"
Lai Da saw that there were many hideous and terrifying scars intertwined on his forehead, which could not have been caused by himself, so he believed it a little bit, then squeezed the bank note in his hand, satisfied with the thickness, and said with a calm expression, "I Naturally, I will send someone to investigate, and if you lie to me, you will suffer. If everything is true, I can’t do it alone, so you go back to Beijing with me, and go to your wife to distinguish.”
Seeing that Huyou stayed with Lai Da, Old Li heaved a sigh of relief, thanked him in a loud voice, then raised his hand to attract two plump fans from the outside.The two leaned on the kang for a while, chewing and kneading.
Over here, Jia Huan was taking a bath, and the girl brought by Lai Da was wiping his back with a handkerchief.
"Third Lord, is it strong enough? Do you want to focus on it?" Although the girl's appearance is only considered delicate, her body is well developed, with big breasts, fat buttocks, and a snake waist. She is wearing a light green skirt. After a few drops of water, it will be drenched, and it will outline a concave and convex curve.
She touched here and there, and rubbed Jia Huan's back with a pair of pepper milk, her intention was self-evident.
Pian Jiahuan is crooked, with pure zero attributes, only tough on tall and strong men.The poor girl's winking eyes were thrown to the blind man but she didn't know it, and she pretended to be happy.
Jia Huan closed his eyes and fell asleep, feeling comfortable all over, then gently pinched the girl's restless hand, curled his lips and asked, "Have you touched enough? Spring has passed two months before you come into heat, so slow!"
The girl felt that her hand bones were about to break, and begged for mercy with tears in her eyes, "Third Master, be gentle! It hurts!" After realizing the humiliation in his words, she wished she could die immediately!This is too ugly to say!Mr. Huan is still not a man!
Jia Huan sneered, threw the girl's hand like throwing dirty things, and ordered to the outside, "Li Dafu, come in and pour water!"
Li Dafu hurriedly came in to wait for his master to dress, and ordered two servants to carry the bathtub out.
"She's getting angry, help her solve it." Jia Huan tied her belt loosely, turned around and rushed to the girl who was sitting on the ground and raised her chin, with an evil smile on her lips.
The girl was startled, got up and ran outside.
Li Dafu has always been greedy and lustful, after hearing this, he immediately chased out, hugged the girl tightly into his arms at a corner, and groped up and down, inside and out.
"Stop! I'm the most powerful person in front of the old lady, you dare to touch me?" The girl burst into tears, her voice trembling.
"Bah, do you think I'm a fool?" Li Dafu spat, forced his fingers into her private parts, and said with a sneer, "You're still pretending to be a child after being fucked loose here? I don't know where Master Lai bought the powder, look at it." It's so coquettish, I'm so greedy before I've touched it!" Hua Luo took out his wet fingers, put them on the tip of his nose and sniffed.
Li Dafu has no other skills, but his eyesight for women is first-class.This girl is really a fan bought by Lai Da. She has some tricks in bed affairs, and she doesn't know how many men's blood have been drained.Because he was in a hurry, although Lai Da coveted it, he failed to use it a few times.
That girl's body has been so long that she can't stand being teased, and seeing that Li Dafu is ugly, but his figure is really strong and his skills are superb, he thought, anyway, his identity has been exposed, so why pretend?So I took the initiative to entangle it, and it became a good thing at the bottom of the wall.
The next day, Ambassador Lai went to Lijia Village to inquire about the news. He took a carriage to the Deqitang Canal and secretly prepared the sale of the sacrificial fields.
Fentou hid her romantic affair, carefully explained the reaction of Third Master Huan, and finally said angrily, "Master Lai, do you think he is still a man?"
Lai Da's lustful eyes lingered on the plump pepper milk, and he sneered, "Of course he can't be considered a man, I think he hasn't come to the prime of life yet. Second Master Bao had leaked Yuanyang when he was 11 years old. He's twelve now...Compared to Second Master Bao, he's really trash!"
Fentou laughed along with him, yearning for the legendary second master Bao who was incomparably brave.
At this stall, the person who went out to investigate came back, and said in a low voice, "Master Lai, what Old Li said is true. As expected, that bastard studied for three days fishing and two days drying the net. Not hardworking, I like to fight dogs and chickens on weekdays..."
Lai Dawai was sitting on the kang with a leisurely posture, and when he heard that the back was gradually sitting upright, his expression became more and more dignified.
Good guy!Who is this?You can play well, you can learn well, you can learn literature, martial arts, and things will come up, and you are even better at fighting fiercely.This kind of demon king is about to be brought back. Will my wife and Second Master Bao still live?
Tell me how to deal with him.Buy murder?He can kill a tiger with one punch, and the dried tiger penis is still hanging in his house!Bad?Hehe, he's broken to the core, no one needs to take care of him!Poison?He is proficient in medical skills, and he can detoxify the most powerful snake venom in Lijia Village, so it doesn't matter how many people come to ask for medicine.
This whole prickly ball is impossible to start with!
Now Lai Da can finally understand what old Li was feeling at the beginning.If he is a modern person, he will definitely use this sentence to explain his feelings - hooligans are not scary, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated!
After the boy reported, Qiqi Ai asked, "Master Lai, what do you think should be done about this matter?"
"Let me think about it." Lai Da rubbed the aching brows, and said in a deep thought, "If you say he's bad, he's bad. Why is he still so smart? Even if I mess up this scientific examination, he will still pass next time. And that sinister and weird temper, Second Master Bao is not enough for him to play with once!"
Fentou, who was kneeling on the ground, wiped his sweat silently, deeply feeling that he was very lucky to be able to escape from the room alive last night.
After a while, Lai Da gritted his teeth and said, "I think it's better to kill it. Taking it back will be a curse, and sooner or later it will turn the house upside down."
"Why, how did you kill him?" The servant broke out in a cold sweat, for fear that General Lai would assign this matter to him.
Lai Da twirled his beard and said, "We either don't make a move. If we make a move, we must succeed, otherwise he will kill us when we turn around! Go down and let me think about it."
This consideration lasted for four months, and the end of the year arrived in the blink of an eye.Jinling is covered in ice for thousands of miles, snow drifts for thousands of miles, and the north wind blows loudly, hitting people's faces like knives.
Lai Da sat cross-legged on the kang, with a thick quilt on his shoulders, still shivering from the cold.The boy pushed the door open, bringing in a biting chill.
"Damn it, close the door quickly!" He threw the wine glass in his hand and complained, "What the hell is the weather? The kang bricks are almost burnt and you still feel cold!"
The boy blew his nose, bowed and said, "Master Lai, just now someone from the government informed that the weather this year was extremely cold, the roads were blocked by heavy snow, the houses collapsed, people and animals froze to death, and the disaster was very serious. Your Majesty is sympathetic to the students who are rushing to take the exam." , decreed to postpone the hospital examination in early February to the next spring."
"Oh? Is there such a thing?" Lai Da thought for a moment, then wrapped himself tightly and went to the room.
Aunt Zhao entered the house wearing a bearskin, and after taking it off, she wore four cotton-padded jackets and a wool jacket, holding a hot stove in her arms, sat down on the edge of her son's kang, and said worriedly, "Son, It’s snowing so hard, don’t you have to set off in January? Otherwise, I’m afraid you won’t be able to make it to the hospital exam.”
"No hurry, just wait a few more days. The snow is so heavy, it might delay the examination." Jia Huan replied without raising his head as he was concentrating on carving a bloodstone seal.
Lai Da, who had already walked to the door, heard this and went back silently.The snow quickly covered his tracks.
After waiting for seven or eight days, seeing that there was still no news from the government office, Aunt Zhao hurried to find her son, "Huan'er, there is still no news, either the people who came to report were blocked on the road, or the hospital examination is going on as usual .No matter what you do, you have to go and see it. It’s better to miss it than to miss it!”
"That's fine, let's go tomorrow! Ask Li Dafu to help me prepare my luggage." Jia Huan has nothing to do, since he is not afraid of the cold anyway.
Unexpectedly, when he was about to leave the next day, Li Dafu broke his leg due to slippery roads, and Lai Da arranged for a servant and a coachman to take Mr. Huan to the city, and he was earnest when he left.
Jia Huan patted him on the shoulder, with an evil smile in his smile, and a pair of big and slack pupils that made Lai Da panic.
Lai Da pulled his face lightly, flicked his sleeves and followed, did not take off his shoes after entering the room, and sat cross-legged on the kang, looking at Old Li head coldly.
Old Li's heart was trembling, but he had thought about how to deal with the people from Beijing, so he quickly calmed down, poured a glass of wine and pushed it to Lai Da's hand, and said with a smile, "Master Lai, 20 years old wine, Nurhong, your favorite drink, try it?"
"Don't give me so much soup, tell me what's going on with that bastard? My wife told you to adopt him, but she didn't tell you to praise him as a little three-yuan scholar! You've done a good job!" Lai Da vigorously When he slapped the table, the wine glass jumped and spilled a few drops of agar liquid.
Old Li immediately knelt down under the kang and shouted for grievances, "Master Lai, you don't know! I planned to kill him when he first came. But I didn't expect that as soon as the poison entered the pastry, he would find it by moving the tip of his nose." , don’t check, don’t ask, kicked my mother-in-law and broke two ribs, then pressed my head and hit the Kang hard, and then forced my son to eat all the poisonous pastries. If I wasn’t cautious, I would have done it The poison is light, and my son might be dead in no time. Because I belong to my wife, Aunt Zhao stopped me because she had scruples, so he didn't kill our family!"
Old Li wiped away his bitter tears, and continued, "Later on, I learned to be good. I didn't dare to do anything until I found out his details. Maybe it was to deal with Aunt Zhao. He suddenly said that he wanted to study, so I invited Li A scholar. That man is a well-known sour Confucian in Lijia Village. He has no skills. If you send people to the village to inquire, no one will know! He doesn’t study hard, and he insists on taking two days off after studying for five days. , I changed the class schedule when I was done. Every half an hour of reading, I have to go outside to have fun. I study in the morning and practice boxing in the afternoon. Later, I got interested and asked me to hire a doctor to study medicine. I don’t think he is studying at all. He thought that he might as well become a bastard with all kinds of poisons, which can be regarded as fulfilling the errand given by his wife, so he asked my son to take him to gamble. Good guy! He has better tricks than my son in a few days High, my son took him to cockfighting and dogfighting again, my mother, this time it was even worse, the chickens he raised killed other people's mastiffs! All the ruffians in the village saw him Everyone has to bend over and call 'Master'. When it comes to eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, he is the ancestor!"
Old Li blew his nose and said angrily, "Master Lai, do you still need me to take care of such a person? Comparing my son with him, he is so cute! He just killed me. I didn't expect him to be the first in the exam!" After speaking, he took out a thick stack of banknotes from his arms, stuffed them into the sleeves of Lai's coat, and begged in a low voice, "Master Lai, you are very discerning, so you have to help me distinguish in front of my wife. Distinguish! If you go to the village and ask about these things, no one will know! I dare not fool you and your wife!"
Lai Da saw that there were many hideous and terrifying scars intertwined on his forehead, which could not have been caused by himself, so he believed it a little bit, then squeezed the bank note in his hand, satisfied with the thickness, and said with a calm expression, "I Naturally, I will send someone to investigate, and if you lie to me, you will suffer. If everything is true, I can’t do it alone, so you go back to Beijing with me, and go to your wife to distinguish.”
Seeing that Huyou stayed with Lai Da, Old Li heaved a sigh of relief, thanked him in a loud voice, then raised his hand to attract two plump fans from the outside.The two leaned on the kang for a while, chewing and kneading.
Over here, Jia Huan was taking a bath, and the girl brought by Lai Da was wiping his back with a handkerchief.
"Third Lord, is it strong enough? Do you want to focus on it?" Although the girl's appearance is only considered delicate, her body is well developed, with big breasts, fat buttocks, and a snake waist. She is wearing a light green skirt. After a few drops of water, it will be drenched, and it will outline a concave and convex curve.
She touched here and there, and rubbed Jia Huan's back with a pair of pepper milk, her intention was self-evident.
Pian Jiahuan is crooked, with pure zero attributes, only tough on tall and strong men.The poor girl's winking eyes were thrown to the blind man but she didn't know it, and she pretended to be happy.
Jia Huan closed his eyes and fell asleep, feeling comfortable all over, then gently pinched the girl's restless hand, curled his lips and asked, "Have you touched enough? Spring has passed two months before you come into heat, so slow!"
The girl felt that her hand bones were about to break, and begged for mercy with tears in her eyes, "Third Master, be gentle! It hurts!" After realizing the humiliation in his words, she wished she could die immediately!This is too ugly to say!Mr. Huan is still not a man!
Jia Huan sneered, threw the girl's hand like throwing dirty things, and ordered to the outside, "Li Dafu, come in and pour water!"
Li Dafu hurriedly came in to wait for his master to dress, and ordered two servants to carry the bathtub out.
"She's getting angry, help her solve it." Jia Huan tied her belt loosely, turned around and rushed to the girl who was sitting on the ground and raised her chin, with an evil smile on her lips.
The girl was startled, got up and ran outside.
Li Dafu has always been greedy and lustful, after hearing this, he immediately chased out, hugged the girl tightly into his arms at a corner, and groped up and down, inside and out.
"Stop! I'm the most powerful person in front of the old lady, you dare to touch me?" The girl burst into tears, her voice trembling.
"Bah, do you think I'm a fool?" Li Dafu spat, forced his fingers into her private parts, and said with a sneer, "You're still pretending to be a child after being fucked loose here? I don't know where Master Lai bought the powder, look at it." It's so coquettish, I'm so greedy before I've touched it!" Hua Luo took out his wet fingers, put them on the tip of his nose and sniffed.
Li Dafu has no other skills, but his eyesight for women is first-class.This girl is really a fan bought by Lai Da. She has some tricks in bed affairs, and she doesn't know how many men's blood have been drained.Because he was in a hurry, although Lai Da coveted it, he failed to use it a few times.
That girl's body has been so long that she can't stand being teased, and seeing that Li Dafu is ugly, but his figure is really strong and his skills are superb, he thought, anyway, his identity has been exposed, so why pretend?So I took the initiative to entangle it, and it became a good thing at the bottom of the wall.
The next day, Ambassador Lai went to Lijia Village to inquire about the news. He took a carriage to the Deqitang Canal and secretly prepared the sale of the sacrificial fields.
Fentou hid her romantic affair, carefully explained the reaction of Third Master Huan, and finally said angrily, "Master Lai, do you think he is still a man?"
Lai Da's lustful eyes lingered on the plump pepper milk, and he sneered, "Of course he can't be considered a man, I think he hasn't come to the prime of life yet. Second Master Bao had leaked Yuanyang when he was 11 years old. He's twelve now...Compared to Second Master Bao, he's really trash!"
Fentou laughed along with him, yearning for the legendary second master Bao who was incomparably brave.
At this stall, the person who went out to investigate came back, and said in a low voice, "Master Lai, what Old Li said is true. As expected, that bastard studied for three days fishing and two days drying the net. Not hardworking, I like to fight dogs and chickens on weekdays..."
Lai Dawai was sitting on the kang with a leisurely posture, and when he heard that the back was gradually sitting upright, his expression became more and more dignified.
Good guy!Who is this?You can play well, you can learn well, you can learn literature, martial arts, and things will come up, and you are even better at fighting fiercely.This kind of demon king is about to be brought back. Will my wife and Second Master Bao still live?
Tell me how to deal with him.Buy murder?He can kill a tiger with one punch, and the dried tiger penis is still hanging in his house!Bad?Hehe, he's broken to the core, no one needs to take care of him!Poison?He is proficient in medical skills, and he can detoxify the most powerful snake venom in Lijia Village, so it doesn't matter how many people come to ask for medicine.
This whole prickly ball is impossible to start with!
Now Lai Da can finally understand what old Li was feeling at the beginning.If he is a modern person, he will definitely use this sentence to explain his feelings - hooligans are not scary, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated!
After the boy reported, Qiqi Ai asked, "Master Lai, what do you think should be done about this matter?"
"Let me think about it." Lai Da rubbed the aching brows, and said in a deep thought, "If you say he's bad, he's bad. Why is he still so smart? Even if I mess up this scientific examination, he will still pass next time. And that sinister and weird temper, Second Master Bao is not enough for him to play with once!"
Fentou, who was kneeling on the ground, wiped his sweat silently, deeply feeling that he was very lucky to be able to escape from the room alive last night.
After a while, Lai Da gritted his teeth and said, "I think it's better to kill it. Taking it back will be a curse, and sooner or later it will turn the house upside down."
"Why, how did you kill him?" The servant broke out in a cold sweat, for fear that General Lai would assign this matter to him.
Lai Da twirled his beard and said, "We either don't make a move. If we make a move, we must succeed, otherwise he will kill us when we turn around! Go down and let me think about it."
This consideration lasted for four months, and the end of the year arrived in the blink of an eye.Jinling is covered in ice for thousands of miles, snow drifts for thousands of miles, and the north wind blows loudly, hitting people's faces like knives.
Lai Da sat cross-legged on the kang, with a thick quilt on his shoulders, still shivering from the cold.The boy pushed the door open, bringing in a biting chill.
"Damn it, close the door quickly!" He threw the wine glass in his hand and complained, "What the hell is the weather? The kang bricks are almost burnt and you still feel cold!"
The boy blew his nose, bowed and said, "Master Lai, just now someone from the government informed that the weather this year was extremely cold, the roads were blocked by heavy snow, the houses collapsed, people and animals froze to death, and the disaster was very serious. Your Majesty is sympathetic to the students who are rushing to take the exam." , decreed to postpone the hospital examination in early February to the next spring."
"Oh? Is there such a thing?" Lai Da thought for a moment, then wrapped himself tightly and went to the room.
Aunt Zhao entered the house wearing a bearskin, and after taking it off, she wore four cotton-padded jackets and a wool jacket, holding a hot stove in her arms, sat down on the edge of her son's kang, and said worriedly, "Son, It’s snowing so hard, don’t you have to set off in January? Otherwise, I’m afraid you won’t be able to make it to the hospital exam.”
"No hurry, just wait a few more days. The snow is so heavy, it might delay the examination." Jia Huan replied without raising his head as he was concentrating on carving a bloodstone seal.
Lai Da, who had already walked to the door, heard this and went back silently.The snow quickly covered his tracks.
After waiting for seven or eight days, seeing that there was still no news from the government office, Aunt Zhao hurried to find her son, "Huan'er, there is still no news, either the people who came to report were blocked on the road, or the hospital examination is going on as usual .No matter what you do, you have to go and see it. It’s better to miss it than to miss it!”
"That's fine, let's go tomorrow! Ask Li Dafu to help me prepare my luggage." Jia Huan has nothing to do, since he is not afraid of the cold anyway.
Unexpectedly, when he was about to leave the next day, Li Dafu broke his leg due to slippery roads, and Lai Da arranged for a servant and a coachman to take Mr. Huan to the city, and he was earnest when he left.
Jia Huan patted him on the shoulder, with an evil smile in his smile, and a pair of big and slack pupils that made Lai Da panic.
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