Playing the Bad Lead [Transmigration Book]

Jun Lixuan stared proudly at Nangong Ze's slightly red and swollen lips, then straightened his waist, and said in a rippling voice: "If you want to strangle me, should we do AI first?"

Nangong Ze felt the hot and hard thing against his abdomen, then turned over expressionlessly and rolled into the soft couch, and kicked a certain irritable guy lying on the outside to the ground.

He sat up calmly and looked at Jun Lixuan who had rolled to the ground and was too lazy to get up.

When Jun Lixuan saw Nan Gongze looking at him, he immediately pretended to be pitiful: "Master, this disciple seems to have fallen, his back is sore and his legs are cramping..."

In the face of the rebellious and cheap apprentice pretending to be pitiful, Nan Gongze only said one word calmly: "Get lost!"

A wave of air still lingered on the ground, refusing to get up. Jun Lixuan rushed out of the palace gate. In order not to be disfigured by being thrown on the ground, Jun Lixuan turned over beautifully before landing, and landed lightly and delicately .And the air wave that Nan Gongze blasted him out gradually dissipated after he left the palace gate...

Jun Lixuan stood outside the palace gate, looked at the tightly closed ornate gate, sighed helplessly, and walked dejectedly towards the palace where he lived.

Although I confessed today, the result seems not to be ideal, but it's not too bad... At least the master didn't slap him to death, did he?

Could it be that Master is being shy?

Jun Lixuan thought of Nan Gongze kicking him out with a blank face, and he was sure that it was because he accidentally exposed his true colors just now and molested the master, but the master became shy... That's right, the master has one heart I only want to cultivate, I'm afraid I'm still a virgin now, I was really too loose just now, and I frightened the master.

Alas, what should I do if the master is so pure?

Jun Lixuan, who was feeling depressed, suddenly remembered Chu Youyou who was still locked in his magic weapon, so he hurried back to his palace, closed the door and entered the magic weapon.

After entering, Jun Lixuan swept his consciousness and saw Chu Youyou who was farming, feeling speechless.

He teleported to Chu Youyou's side.

Chu Youyou was startled when she found a big living person suddenly appearing in front of her eyes. When she fixed her eyes and saw it was Jun Lixuan, she breathed a sigh of relief, "Don't you know that people scare people to death? Don't appear suddenly next time, okay? Heartless I'm going to scare you into having a heart attack."

Jun Lixuan ignored her words, and his eyes fell on the ground where the seedlings had grown, "Are you treating my cave magic weapon as a vegetable garden?"

Chu Youyou also said very reasonably: "You don't prepare food for me, of course I have to grow my own vegetables, otherwise what should I do if I lack vitamins?"

The corners of Jun Lixuan's mouth twitched, "I remember that you seem to have been bigu already?"

Chu Youyou retorted calmly: "I'm just bigu, not bigu."

Jun Lixuan: "..."

He just didn't bother to care about her, and went straight to the point: "I came to see you today for something, it's very important!"

Chu Youyou threw the spiritual plant seeds into the small hole dug out, and gave an absent-minded "hmm".

Seeing Chu Youyou's absent-minded look, Jun Lixuan frowned, and then teleported him back to the room.

He sat on the chair and said to Chu Youyou who was glaring at him, "I confess..."

Chu Youyou, who was still full of anger, immediately disappeared like a balloon that was punctured. She stared and said in disbelief: "You, you, you confessed so quickly?"

I can't tell, this kid is quite fast in terms of emotions.

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Just when Chu Youyou was about to praise and encourage him, she heard Jun Lixuan say in distress: "But Master doesn't seem to want to accept me..."

Chu Youyou also frowned: "How did you confess?"

Jun Lixuan repeated his confession in front of Chu Youyou, even his tone and demeanor remained unchanged.

Faced with a beautiful man's affectionate confession, even though he knew that the confession was not aimed at her, Chu Youyou couldn't help but be infatuated.

She clutched her chest with a racing heart, and said blushingly: "Your confession was very affectionate and successful. Since Nangong Ze is unwilling to accept you, the problem should be due to the situation at that time."

So Jun Lixuan began to talk about the situation at that time: "That bitch actually gave Shizun a furnace, and Shizun actually chose a furnace, and even called that furnace Qingyue affectionately. I I was so angry that I slapped that bitch unconscious, and then I confessed to Master."

As soon as Chu Youyou heard it, she knew that the sissy that Jun Lixuan said to send the cauldron to Nangongze refers to the sixth palace lord, and Jun Lixuan would know that she taught him the word sissy.At the beginning, she casually said that the lord of the sixth house is a bitch, and he remembered it.

But after hearing Jun Lixuan's slightly angry words, Chu Youyou really couldn't help but want to laugh in her heart, this kind of tone of the main room calling the concubine a vixen and a low-person really makes people play every minute.

At this moment, Chu Youyou's life was still in Jun Lixuan's hands, and she didn't dare to be presumptuous in the face of this blackened protagonist, so she held back her laughter no matter how much she wanted to.

She looked at Jun Lixuan seriously, and said: "I can't judge the situation at that time when you say that. What you describe contains your subjective feelings, which greatly affects my judgment."

Jun Lixuan thought about it, and then objectively described what happened at that time, focusing on Nangong Ze's expression and movements, but this time he didn't say too much about his resentment towards those furnace cauldrons and the sixth palace master love.

After Chu Youyou finished listening, she looked at Jun Lixuan dumbfounded.

She didn't expect, really, she really didn't expect that the big villain boss and the protagonist turned out to be a snake maniac and an idiot...

When Jun Lixuan repeated the phrase "I will most likely strangle you to death during sex with you, during your orgasm" said by the big boss of the villain, his face was full of obsession , the kind of "my wife is so domineering and moody, I like it so much" idiot wind rushed towards me... I was really drunk QAQ

After Chu Youyou was shocked for a while, she also calmed down.

Isn't it just a broken character?The protagonist can be blackened, and it's no big deal for the villain to become a snake spirit.

Chu Youyou calmly said to Jun Lixuan: "To deal with this kind of snake spirit disease, you have to be loyal enough and idiot enough. The four-character book of victory..."

Jun Lixuan's eyes lit up: "Where are the four words?"

Chu Youyou said word by word: "Death, entanglement, death, beating!"

Jun Lixuan blinked and understood in seconds.

Then he and Chu Youyou looked at each other and showed the same smiles.

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Recently, the entire Banyue Island has become a sensation, and the most widely spread and sensational gossip is the gossip about their respected Lord Mozun.

——The genius little apprentice that Lord Mozun took in before he became a demon is actually chasing Lord Mozun!

This matter is almost known to everyone, because since Jun Lixuan got the four-character book of victory from Chu Youyou, he has launched a series of stalking and shameless pursuits, and he has no shame at all. conceal his thoughts.

Sending 99 roses on the first day—Master Mozun said that this way of pursuing people is long outdated.

Onlookers: I have never seen such a way of courting someone. The young master gave the Lord 99 roses today. It is said that this means eternal love that will never be separated. It is really romantic [Holding a big face]

The next day, more than a dozen hot air balloons flew up from the Temple of Demons, each with the slogan "Master, I love you" hanging on it—Master Mozun said that this way of chasing people is long outdated. what?

Onlookers: Oops, this method is more romantic, and it is a method that I have never seen before. I must use it next time when chasing my wife/Next time someone chases me, I must use this method. (*/ω＼*)[cover face]

On the third night, in front of the gate of Wanmo Temple, there were candles that had been banned from the wind. These candles were arranged in the shape of a heart, and Jun Lixuan stood in love and shouted "Master, I love you" to the gate—— —Master Mozun opened the door, and said with a deadpan expression: You idiot, it's so noisy.Also, this method of chasing people has long been outdated...

Nth day...

The way Jun Lixuan learned from Chu Youyou to pursue people has become a fashionable way for demon cultivators to chase their wives, but Lord Mozun is still unmoved.

Jun Lixuan squatted beside Chu Youyou in distress, "Why does Master always say that my methods are outdated?" Obviously, everyone has never seen it before.

Chu Youyou, who was gnawing on the spirit fruit, became stiff, and she asked tremblingly, "What did you say your master said just now?"

Jun Lixuan gave her a strange look, but still replied: "Master said that my method of pursuing people is outdated."

With a "pop", the spirit fruit in Chu Youyou's hand fell.

Then she lowered her head and muttered to herself: "I finally know why the characters are all broken, and the plot is all off... It turns out that the f*cking big BOSS was pierced!!!"

Except for time travelers like her, who in this world can say that this method of pursuing people is outdated?

This way of pursuing people was indeed a romantic way in her world, but moving to this world is unprecedented.

The villain's big boss, Nangong Ze, is time-traveling!

So, when was he worn?

Chu Youyou thought deeply, did Nan Gongze have been transmigrated before threatening her or was he transmigrated after threatening her?

Thinking of Nangong Ze's indifference to her all these years, Chu Youyou's guess is biased towards the latter.

The Nangong Ze who threatened her at the beginning should be the big villain boss in the original book, right?

Also, if Nan Gongze hadn't been transmigrated later, how could he have let her, a transmigrator who knew the plot, leave her alone for so many years?

While Chu Youyou was guessing these things, Jun Lixuan suddenly grabbed her neck, and he asked with a gloomy face, "What did you mean when you said that Bosi was pierced?"

Jun Lixuan grabbed Chu Youyou's neck but didn't use any force, so Chu Youyou didn't feel suffocation, but felt Jun Lixuan's surging killing intent.

She knew that if she didn't explain clearly, she was afraid that her life would really be over this time.

Chu Youyou sighed helplessly in her heart, the blackened protagonist and the big villain boss are a natural match, they both like to pinch people's necks QAQ

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