The old demon of Montenegro wants to practice Taoism

Boss Qi was taken aback when he heard Shan Yangze's words. He took a sip of tea and thought about it, but then he felt something was wrong. He shook his head and said, "It's not like that. He has been back for less than three months, his complexion is rosy and shiny, and his actions are no different from ordinary people. , three meals a day without interruption, and there is no problem in the sun. On the day he came back, I even helped his arm, it was hot and soft, how could he be a dead man?"

"Besides, there is a maid in his room. I have been tired of eating and drinking for the past two days, and I don't have much energy. I'm afraid I already have it." Boss Qi said while shaking his head: "No, no, how could he be a dead person?" You almost told me you lied to me.

Shan Yangze said: "You haven't opened your eyes, so naturally you can't see the yin on his face." Besides, I'm still a mountain, before I became a mountain, I didn't know that I could still eat~ You don't Didn't you see it, and my younger brother, do you think he looks like a tree?Or can you see that he is a tree?

Tucao is back to Tucao, but the work still needs to be done, Shan Yangze said: "I don't know the origin of your younger brother for the time being, but that maid... Anyway, he has lived in your house for three months, and this day is not bad." Do it, don't worry. Wait for him to go out tomorrow, let's go and see the maid, and we will know it at a glance."

After hearing Shan Yangze's words, Boss Qi felt that what he said was "you don't know when you will die, maybe it will be tonight~", Boss Qi shook, and comforted himself again. : "All the maids in his room are pregnant. I've never heard that a dead person can still have sex."

After saying this, Boss Qi suddenly fell silent. He patted Shan Yangze on the shoulder, and said seriously: "It's getting late, should I see you off? I can't see clearly on the road, and I don't feel at ease if you are walking alone. You Wait, I'll go talk to the old man."

After finishing speaking, he left the study room, but instead of going to the main room where the old man lived, he first called his wife and told him to bring the three children with him, then went to the main room and said to the old man, "The Taoist priest just arrived today. In the town, I have known him for a long time, and I haven't seen him for a long time. I have a lot to say, and I am planning to talk at night by candlelight. We don't have enough space in our house. Just go straight to the shop."

Boss Qi is also in his thirties, he has already started a family and started a business, he greeted his father and went out with Shan Yangze, but with so many people with him, no matter how you look at it, he feels like he is fleeing.

Boss Qi, Boss Qi's wife, and his three children.The youngest son who was rescued by Shanyangze last time, when he saw Shanyangze's carriage, immediately rushed over, pulled Shanyangze's sleeve and smiled sweetly, and fell asleep halfway against him.

Boss Qi looked at Shan Yangze's face, smiled helplessly, and said: "Brother, don't laugh at me, I think his parents are at home, and these are just his nephews and nieces, no matter what, they are separated from each other." On the first floor, your yard is not small, so you can still live there."

Although they can also stay in the hotel, but firstly, they are not at ease, and secondly, it is difficult to explain to their parents at home.He could only use Shanyangze as a cover to come out.

Boss Qi went out of the house, and the old lady Qi yelled at old man Qi in the backyard, "Boss, what do you mean! There is not enough space in the house! He really dislikes the second child to live at home!"

"Keep your voice down, keep your voice down." The old man Qi said, "Look at what you said, you made it clear when you separated the family. The second child has lived for almost three months. Looking back, I will see if there are still people in the town. There is no empty house left, find someone to buy him a good one."

The old lady Qi snorted and said a few words to let her younger son go there, and then she was safe.

Besides, Shan Mansion, Shanyangze Road is also a bit embarrassing, this is a guest, your family has more people than my mansion, so is it enough to live in?

The mountain mansion has a layout of seven rooms wide, and there are five guest rooms in the inverted seat, three of which are already occupied, and the remaining two are barely enough for them to live in.Thinking of this, Shan Yangze breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "There are still two guest rooms, you can make do with it for one night first."

Boss Qi wanted to ask the truth, but there was his wife and children in the car, so he could only hold back his temper, thinking about going to the mountain mansion, but whoever thought of the mountain mansion, Shan Yangze threw them into the guest room , just left, until Boss Qi tossed and turned for a whole night, he didn't speak like you, he felt that your brother was a living person, and he couldn't understand the fear and worry of a brother like us becoming a dead person!

Of course, Shan Yangze will not chat with Boss Qi all night, there is a pink and tender beauty in the master bedroom of his home.If the dead man of the Qi family could have sex with the living, maybe the dawn of the mountain and ghosts might not be far away.

Shan Yangze smiled, pushed the door and went in.

Guo Qian sat cross-legged on the bed, with a five-hearted attitude, saw Shan Yangze come in, and said: "Huai Shu went back to the mountain, he said that he hadn't stuck his feet in the soil for half a year, and he was so bored. Said If you have nothing to do, don’t look for him. If you have anything to do, you have to wait until winter. He is going to be an autumn tree quietly.”

Shan Yangze laughed out loud, lay down next to Guo Qian, and said, "Last time you said that humans and ghosts have different paths, but now we two have a ghost and a demon, why don't we settle down."

Guo Qian patted him and said, "It's such a beautiful day, come and practice!"

It is said that ever since he came back from Lanruo Temple, Guo Qian didn't even call himself a king. He spent the whole day either quickly accomplishing Taoism or taking the time to cultivate.

Well, cultivation is indeed a major event in life, but... Shan Yangze frowned, and said: "Last time, I saw Zhang Sanfeng's futon saying that the road to immortality was broken, and I don't know what it means...I always feel that this cultivation , I'm afraid there will be another thunder disaster."

"Zhang Sanfeng!" Shan Yangze turned over and sat up suddenly, and said, "Where did he get the elixir of life? You said that the elixir was all taken by Wu Zetian, where did he get it?"

Guo Qian shook his head and said: "At the beginning, Master Xuanzang gave ten pills, and later I got seven pills from Master, adding up to seventeen pills. However, looking at Gaozong's life span, a total of 55 years, it doesn't seem like it's necessary to use it. It looks like a pill."

After hearing Guo Qian's words, Shan Yangze calculated Zhang Sanfeng's lifespan, and said: "There are only seventeen pills left in Yuan Tiangang's medicine, and Zhang Sanfeng still had three pills when he died. He himself lived for 210 years. , it seems that Wu Zetian has been planning for so long, almost all of the pills have come into his hands."

Guo Qian frowned, as if he was not used to Shan Yangze calling Wu Zetian by his name, and said: "I looked at her face that day, she is very good-looking, and I think she is a long-lived person, maybe the pill is useless for her A few."

"I have an idea." Shan Yangze said: "The elixir of life, no matter how you look at it, doesn't look like a mortal's method. If you can trace the source, you can also find out what Zhang Sanfeng said about the road to immortality. You and I, together with the old and the young in Montenegro, have something to look forward to in the future."

Guo Qian nodded and said, "Then hurry up and practice."

In other words, if it is double cultivation, will the effect be better?

Early the next morning, because many "people" came to the house, Shan Yangze sent a donkey and a dog to the town early in the morning to buy breakfast.The black donkey and black dog were originally the symbols of Shanyangze, plus he wrote and drew with rich pictures and texts, so things came back smoothly.When passing by the door of Mrs. Zhang's house, Mrs. Zhang also gave two roast chickens, saying that the fox fairy at home gave her a dream last night, and the black dog came back very happily with it in her mouth. I deliberately tried to intimidate and lure me.

So the two female ghosts carried trays and sent them from room to room.

After breakfast, Shan Yangze and Guo Qian went to find Boss Qi.

Boss Qi didn't sleep all night, his eyes were already swollen, he was more excited to see Shan Yangze come in than his own father, and said: "Good Daoist, tell me what's going on!"

Shan Yangze felt a little guilty. In fact, he wanted to ask Guo Qian last night, because he figured out how to make the corpse move. There are only two ways, but neither of them matches the situation of Qi's second son, but I don't know. After all, he forgot.

Shan Yangze pulled Guo Qian to sit down, and said: "I saw your brother yesterday, his face was filled with black air, as if he had been dead for a long time, and then I looked at his horoscope, it is true that his life span is over. But... ...You said that he is no different from a living person, which is difficult."

Boss Qi slapped the table, "It doesn't matter whether he is a human, a ghost or a corpse, Daoist Shan, my Montenegro Business Alliance will soon be unable to continue. If he continues like this, no one will lose this year's dividends. I have hundreds of people under my hand. No. [-], I'm going to drink the northwest wind soon."

Shan Yangze said: "As far as I know, there are four ways to make the corpse move. The first one is to drive the corpse."

Boss Qi nodded. He knew this. When a guy died on the road earlier, they also looked for the corpse chaser.

"However, if you drive away the corpse, if there is even one soul in the corpse, they can't drive it away." After Shan Yangze finished speaking, he looked at the boss and asked, "But your brother is acting as usual, and he can say that he can eat , obviously with both souls, definitely not."

"The other one is a zombie. It is said that the Hanba who has cultivated to the highest level can remove the body hair, which is indistinguishable from ordinary people. But I haven't seen any of them in all these years. Besides, none have been thousands of years old. He can't cultivate Hanba." Shan Yangze asked: "Are you sure this is your younger brother?"

"Sure!" Qi Lao said, "I see his eyes, especially the expression and movement in front of his mother, that is my unbelievable and annoying brother!"

"There is another one." Shan Yangze continued: "It is said that the Baiyue people used to use Gu insects to control corpses and living people in the past, but the controlled people all looked stiff, and your brother didn't look like it either."

"There is another one. We have to look at this one separately. First of all, he died. To keep the corpse from breaking, use the corpse pill. According to legend, the corpse pill is a kind of beautiful jade. Shouting it in the mouth of the corpse can make the corpse die no matter how many years. They are all lifelike. Second, after the death of a person, the soul leaves the body, and he has to find a way to hide it from the soul, so that the three souls and seven souls think that the body is still alive and continue to live in it."

"Thirdly, after a person dies, the corpse aura becomes heavier every day, and he has to find a way to expel the corpse aura from himself, otherwise, within three to five days, people will notice the difference." Shan Yangze sighed, "Those who can do these three things..." Shan Yangze sighed, he didn't have the Immortality Pill, and he couldn't hide it from the soul, but he could be frightened by brute force.But there is still corpse smell, three months, just kidding, pork is smelly at 4°C for such a long time, not to mention it is still summer.

After Shan Yangze finished speaking, he looked at Guo Qian. Guo Qian gave him an approving look. He has solid basic knowledge and will continue to attend advanced classes at night.

"It's useless to say so much." Shan Yangze stood up and said, "Let's go to your house first to see the maid in his room."

So Shan Yangze and Guo Qian followed Boss Qi back to Qi's house. Before leaving, Boss Qi thought about it and said: "My wife and children will stay at your house for two days, and when things get better I'll let them go back."

Shan Yangze nodded and said, "Don't worry, it's definitely fine in my house."

Back at the Qi mansion, the second child of the Qi family has already left the house. His life is very regular now. He wakes up in the morning and eats breakfast at home, talks with the second child, and then goes for a stroll around the town, and then comes back for a meal at noon. By the way, I took a nap, and in the afternoon, I went to the gambling house or the tavern to kill time, but occasionally I stayed at home and did not go out.

Boss Qi first went to greet his parents, and said: "A few days ago, the second child seemed to have a body. The doctor in the town said that the days were too shallow. I invited the head of the mountain to come back today and let him give it to me have a look."

The old man was quite relieved, and the old lady had a feeling of "how could you be so kind" in her eyes, and said: "Although the family is divided, the second child has earned such a large fortune in a short period of time, which is better than you!"

Boss Qi originally wanted to say that he came here from a gamble and came from a wrong path, but then he thought that Shan Yangze had come, and it would only take a day or two to solve him, so he gritted his teeth and smiled and replied: "You indeed."

In the past two days, whenever the second child was mentioned in the family, they had to quarrel. The old lady didn't expect why the eldest brother Qi died down this time, and she was a little uncomfortable.

Boss Qi left the main room with a gloomy expression, and when he returned to the east chamber, he had a smile on his face, and said, "Sit down and drink tea, I'll find someone to go."

Shan Yangze nodded, and whispered to Guo Qian next to him, "I set up his study, isn't it good?"

A half smile appeared on Guo Qian's face, he glanced sideways at him, and said nothing.

Not long after, Boss Qi came back, with an anxious face on his face, and said: "The maid can't get up anymore, what should I do!"

In this situation, there was no need to avoid taboos, Shan Yangze and Guo Qian followed Boss Qi to the servant girl's Datong shop.The room where the servant girl lived had no good orientation. In the dark room, I saw the servant girl lying on the bed with a pale face and sweat on her head. I haven't eaten, and now I seem to have fainted."

Shan Yangze felt bad when he saw it, this servant girl was surrounded by corpse aura, if this goes on like this, she will lose her life within three days.He gave old ambassador Qi a wink, and old Qi kicked the little maid out and asked, "How is it?"

"Look for yourself." Shan Yangze put his right index finger between the eyebrows of Boss Qi, opening his eyes.

As soon as Boss Qi turned his head to look at the maid, he took two steps back in shock, his eyes kept drifting between Shanyangze and the maid, and said, "This is—"

It turned out that half of the servant girl's life soul had floated out from the Baihui acupoint, and she looked at Boss Qi with a dull expression. This was the first time Boss Qi really saw a ghost, and she almost ran out of the door in fright.

Shan Yangze frowned, thinking that he couldn't do anything to scare the snake, if he dragged on, he would be killed, and said: "Send her to my house, and I will follow you to find your second child."

Ever since Qi Lao Er came back, Qi Boss would send someone to secretly check his whereabouts every day, and immediately recruited someone to ask, Qi Lao Er had already gone to the gambling house, so the three of them went to the gambling house again in a carriage.

Passing by several rice shops of Qi’s house on the way, all of them were full of corpse aura, Shan Yangze felt it was very strange, he glanced at Guo Qian and said: “It is said that the maid is with him every day, and she has such a corpse aura on her body. It is understandable, but no matter what he does, he is still a corpse, even if he chops himself into a pulp, he will not release so much corpse gas."

Shan Yangze looked at Boss Qi again, and said, "Did you offend someone?"