The old demon of Montenegro wants to practice Taoism

If it wasn't sunny, or Boss Qi knew that he was visiting a genuine Taoist priest, what happened below might make him run out screaming, "It's haunted!"

After Zhang San knocked on the door, two red-painted doors slowly opened, and two men with expressionless faces appeared inside.

Boss Qi couldn't help being a little scared, and turned to look at Zhang San. "It was the same when you delivered the post yesterday?" Then why didn't you tell me when you came back at night.

Unexpectedly, Zhang San was also stunned, and said: "Yesterday, the chief worker said that the chief fired the two of them, and the monthly money will be paid, and I..." He didn't know what to say at all.

The two of them didn't know what to do, they saw one of the men opened his mouth, and the voice from inside was Shan Yangze's voice, he first laughed twice, and then said: "It seems that my little trick is still there. Not unfamiliar. Come in, these are the two puppets."

As far as Heishan Town is concerned, there is a lot of people coming and going, and I heard a lot of gossip from all over the country, and there was only a little trouble in Mrs. Qi's house, so I made up my mind and followed the puppet who led the way into the guest room , while Zhang San continued to follow the other to tie the carriage nervously.

But this house... Boss Qi has never been here before, but he also knows that no one will repair the house like this. There are four guest rooms in a row in the inverted room. Leading him to Chun's room, he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

To use a fashionable phrase, Boss Qi's mind is full of pop-up screens now, and there are only two words and a punctuation mark repeating: Fuck!

Shan Yangze was already sitting there waiting. Seeing him, Boss Qi felt relieved and pretended not to care about the small waterfall in the corner of the room, nor did he see the flowers, plants, trees, and ceiling that could never grow in the room. The blue sky and white clouds above, this shit is not painted...

Boss Qi walked carefully along the small gravel road to the small pavilion, facing Shanyangze.I saw Shanyang Ze raising his hand, the teapot on the table started pouring tea automatically, and the qin on the stone table next to him also started to play music.If only one person could be attached to the handle of the teapot, and another person could sit on the stone bench behind the stone table, that would be great...

Boss Qi has heard a lot of ghost stories since he was a child. Even when he was disobedient and did not sleep when he was a child, he was spanked by his mother and said: "If you are disobedient, I will throw you to the mountain to feed the monsters!" But I really saw such supernatural events , the shock in his heart was stronger than that of his old man who was woken up by Shan Yangze. After all, he passed out at the most critical step that night, and Shan Yangze had something in his hand every step of the way, unlike now.

The teapot is floating in the air!A little scary, a little exciting...

Shan Yangze looked at Boss Qi staring at the teapot without even turning his eyes, and asked, "Is your old man in better health?"

Boss Qi didn't seem to have thought about it, he nodded subconsciously and said: "He's fine, but he was so angry with my brother who didn't live up to expectations!" up.

Shan Yangze smiled clearly, and said: "Last time, I took a look at his face by the way, he is an old man enjoying life." After speaking, Shan Yangze paused, and said: "Just look at your face, brother The edge of the palace is shallow."

The fortune-teller's words are all highly generalized, and it all depends on the victim's own thinking. Of course, Shan Yangze and his master have rarely done this kind of business with a slightly deceptive nature. The words can be described as a high-level summary of the following situations: no brothers, brothers will have difficulties in the future, two brothers do not have a deep relationship, two brothers cannot help each other, and so on.

In fact, people are such creatures, sometimes today’s self can cast aside yesterday’s self-disappointment, let alone brothers, brothers’ renunciation or something, plus a little inducement, it will be magnified immediately, so "Fate" Shallow" said this, and never made a mistake.

Hearing this, Boss Qi sighed, and said: "You don't know, it's fortunate that my father woke up." Just after Boss Qi said this, Zhang San, who tied the carriage, also came in, and Boss Qi seemed to want to say something. What kind of secret meaning, just as Zhang San wanted to turn around and leave, Mr. Qi said: "What are you afraid of, I'm afraid that people will not know about that crap." Then he pulled Zhang San who was a little dazed over to sit down.

Qi Laodao: "My mother likes the youngest son, and it's a bit outrageous to get used to him." After he finished speaking, he laughed at himself, "Actually, it's my younger brother who doesn't live up to it, otherwise my father doted on me since I was a child, but I didn't see I did something I shouldn't have done."

It turns out that the old man of the Qi family is not in good health, and most likely it was his younger son who is proficient in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. Of course, it hinders the presence of the two heads of the Qi family. People in the town usually look at Mr. Qi At two o'clock, I stopped playing with him when I saw that it was almost the same.

But Heishan Town is close to the three tea-horse roads, and there is a mix of dragons and snakes. In the second half of last year, a caravan came back from the west and made a lot of money. Heishan Town can be regarded as the first big town out of the mountain. They rested here, planning to recuperate for ten days and half a month before leaving.

This time, I got on the line with Qi Lao Er, I met in the gambling shop, drank at the wine table, and blushed for the same girl in the brothel, and after going back and forth, Qi Lao Er and the caravan's second-in-command were congenial up.

Then he was full of wine and food, maybe a little too much wine, Qi Laoer told the whole family's affairs upside down.

People's hearts are biased, and the second in command has a good relationship with Qi's second son, so it is natural to think from his point of view.With such an explanation, the situation of the Qi family has become like this: the business is all in the hands of the boss, the father is deceived by the boss, and he doesn't give the younger son any chance to exercise, even things like eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling can be done. Interpreted as depression in the heart.

Having said that, the second-in-command gave an idea. He took out a small porcelain bottle from the small bag he carried with him, went to the pharmacy next door to sell another one, and dropped the contents of the first small bottle twice. It dripped into the second bottle, closed the lid and handed the thing to Qi Lao Er.

"This is a good thing from the west." The second-in-command thought for a while, and thought that he couldn't tell him what it was, for fear of scaring people, so he said vaguely: "This thing has a dark air." Big, you find an opportunity to go down to your brother's usual food or tea. He is strong and strong, and he will be healed in three to five months. This thing can't be found by ordinary doctors. Just take advantage of this opportunity to be in the old man's place. Show your face."

Qi Laoer pulled off the small cover, sniffed it and said, "This thing is not yellow, it looks like oil. Why does it smell so strong!"

The second in command hurriedly put the thing back on again, and said, "This is a good thing. We only got it after asking the eminent monk." He drank a little too much, and although he couldn't remember what it was, he couldn't help talking about its use. He said a few words, "This thing can suck ghosts and psychics, so it's inevitable for us to go on the road... cough cough." The second in command coughed twice, stopped talking, and said: "In short, just these two drops can't kill your life, don't worry Bar."

Qi's second son is only young, he has never reached the weak crown, and he has never traveled far, otherwise he would know which normal caravan would carry something that can absorb ghosts and psychics on the road, and naturally he would not be fooled.

Speaking of this, Boss Qi slapped it on the stone table, "My younger brother knelt on the ground and told his father that he wanted to harm my brother, and he never meant to harm my father. It's just that the things that went into the soup were accidentally drunk by my father. So many things happened."

"I just said, how could he serve me soup with such kindness, it turned out that he wanted to harm me!"

"Is that little bottle still there?" Shan Yangze asked, after hearing what Boss Qi said, in his memory, it was a yellow oily substance with a strong smell, except for corpse oil. There is nothing else, this thing is not lard used for cooking, not to mention eating it raw, even if the weak person smells it, they will suffer.

What's more, it was eaten by an old man. The old man's yang energy is already weak. Think about it, when he got sick, it was the day when all the monsters in Montenegro were struck by lightning. The attraction of corpse oil caused the old man to fall seriously ill.

Boss Qi shook his head and sighed: "He said it was smashed. He saw that his father was sick and dying, and he was afraid, so he smashed the bottle, crushed it to powder, and threw it outside."

Shan Yangze patted Boss Qi on the shoulder, and said: "Your old man is fine, now that the situation is going on, do you want...to separate?" Shan Yangze is not a person who persuades peace or separation, let alone persuade Separating families is a crime. If these seemingly incompatible people continue to live together, it will be mutual torture, and the crime will be even greater.

"Score! Definitely score!" Boss Qi categorically said: "Living with this kind of people, my back is numb all day long, who knows if what he said is true, if that thing is still in his hands, in case There is still a lot left, and my life will be handed over to him! Besides, my father also agrees."

"You don't have to worry about that." Shan Yangze comforted him with a smile, and said, "My younger brother has a very sensitive nose since he was a child. Let him go around your house later, and you will know if this thing is still there."

Boss Qi vented in front of Shan Yangze, and he relaxed a lot, and said: "Hey, I wanted to thank you today, but who knows that I will pour you a bitter meal again. Don't worry, you will be in the town in the future. It's my business. Didn't an old Taoist priest bother you yesterday? Don't worry, I'll tell them later that our Montenegro Business Alliance is not the master of talking but not practicing. We dare not say it in other places. , at least no one in Heishan town would dare to do his business anymore."

Shan Yangze smiled and said, "That's a good thing."

Boss Qi put the gift list on the table and said: "This tribute rice is from last year. When the new autumn rice comes out, I will send you a new one. This thing is for the imperial court, and it is very good."

Boss Qi's mood improved a lot after venting. In addition, the tea in the mountain mansion was fragrant, the air was fresh, and the sound of the piano was pleasant. He was smiling when he returned home. It seemed that it would not be difficult to separate the family when his parents were still there.

To say that the mountain mansion has changed a lot now, after Boss Qi goes back to promote it like this, his business will be booming in the future.

Shan Yangze smiled, watching the two weasels coming down the mountain carrying the things that Boss Qi sent, putting them away in different categories, and the female ghost standing behind the teapot and sitting on the stone bench bowed to him and left Now, I suddenly feel that it is better to be a monster, otherwise, where can I find such a small worker who does not spend money, works very hard, and is on the go for twelve hours.

Shan Yangze wandered into the backyard, put two sticks of incense in the incense burner that are good for ghosts walking the yin path, and silently recited the scriptures that are good for ghosts walking the yang path twice, and harvested a circle of little ghosts and ghosts around them. Bright eyes, a lot of joy in my heart.

In the evening, several members of Shanfu's family who were not human and who didn't need to eat at all tasted the delicious rice sent by Qi's family, and went back to their rooms to practice.At this time, an uninvited guest broke into the mountain mansion.

If it is said that the mountain mansion is full of singing birds and fragrant flowers during the day, there is only spooky horror at night.

The locust tree spirit in the backyard has turned into a prototype, and there are three ghosts sitting under the moon who are practicing, and the wind is blowing and chilly.

In any case, the mountain mansion is not easy to break into, so the visitor was subdued as soon as he entered the courtyard.When Shan Yangze put on his clothes and went out to see, the person who came was pressed down by the hoof of the black donkey, and the black dog roared around him, as if he was looking for the most tender place to strike.

Hearing someone coming out, the person who came hurriedly raised his head and shouted: "Shan Daochang, help!"

"Zhang San!" Shan Yangze exclaimed!How is it him!