Amnesty of the Red Chamber
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Hearing the smell of food and wine in the restaurant, the silly boy couldn't walk, he squatted down and grabbed Jia She's sleeve and yelled.
Master Xi's eyes are about to pop out, what kind of stomach is this guy, he just ate a dozen or so fires, how dare he call himself hungry now! ?But this kid is also very strong, so he can't pull it up no matter what.What a willful fellow!
Look at the time and it's almost lunch time, Jia She dragged a starving ghost and couldn't go home, "Hurry up, I'll buy you food. I really owe you in my previous life, why did I meet you?" Such a melon."
In his previous life, he was in the border town army, so Jia Amnesty learned the southern dialect and the northern dialect.Now when I speak, I will bring out a sentence or two unconsciously.He didn't deliberately change it, but took it as a kind of commemoration.
As soon as he heard that there was something to eat, the silly boy stood up neatly, and smiled at Elder She innocently.Jia Amnesty couldn't get angry when he laughed so hard, he gave the silly boy an angry look.That's all, it's not me who suffers from being angry with someone who is not clear-headed.
He hesitated for a while, but still didn't enter this restaurant, and took the silly boy to find a small restaurant nearby.The main dish in the restaurant is fried noodles, and they also buy some lo mei by the way.First ordered two large bowls of noodles, and cut a lot of lo mei, and the two of them began to eat happily.
Back then, the grand master of the Rongguo Mansion was also fond of eating fine food, and he would not eat even a little homely food.But now he is like a hungry wolf, eating a bowl of noodles in a blink of an eye, not even wasting a bowl of noodle soup from the boss.
Yu Wenxi was standing on top of them at this moment, and Jia Lian was also leaning over the railing beside him and looking down.After a while, he asked suspiciously: "Uncle, why didn't you ask Daddy to come up? Also, I don't know the people around Daddy." people.
"This restaurant has not been booked, if he wants to come in, do you still need to invite him?" His Majesty the Emperor watched the whole process of Erren Zhuan starring Master Xi, pouted indecently.good very good!Treating one meal is not enough, I have to invite another meal, Jia Enhou, you are so generous!
Jia Lian blinked and didn't say a word. He always felt that his father and the emperor were weird, and he couldn't tell what was going on.
In the study these days, he also heard many things, for example, the emperor doesn't seem to like children very much, and he never even greeted the princes and princesses, let alone sending them food and drinks from time to time.But it was such an emperor who seemed to take extra care of him, the son of a foreign minister.Not to mention anything else, just enjoying the food at noon every day is enough to make the princes envious and jealous.
Ever since he entered the upper study room, life has not been easy, almost every day the prince tripped him up.However, he may have been warned that they were all small-scale pranks, so he could come here safely.But the eyes of the princes looking at him became more and more frightening, all eyes were green, like hungry wolves.
Also his father's behavior was very strange, as if he didn't like the emperor's kindness to him.Every time he mentioned what the emperor did, his father would show a very complicated expression, like anger, fear, pain and helplessness... In short, even he, a spectator, felt that his father was in pain, making him feel so sad. He has the desire to watch and watch again and again.
Ordinarily, for a nobleman like his father who is going downhill, his son would be favored by the emperor. If it were someone else, he would be so happy. Why is his father so different!
At first, he thought that his father was worried that a companion would be like a tiger, lest he offend the emperor and cause trouble.But later he discovered that this reason only accounted for a very small part.He didn't know what his father was worried about, but he felt intuitively that what his father was worried about was not the same as him.
Oh, the world of grown-ups!
"Ah, Lian'er, why are you here?" Jia Amnesty thought it was fake when she asked this question.After leaving the noodle shop with the silly boy who had finally had enough to eat and drink, he ran into Jia Lian head-on. For some reason, the elder felt guilty and stepped forward to say hello.
"My son has been here for a long time, and I just saw that my father is eating well, so I dare not come over to disturb him." Jia Xiaolian's face drooped, and his small eyes scratched at the silly boy behind Jia She like a knife.His father had never taken him to the street for dinner, so why would he be so cheap for such a big, stupid guy.
"Heh...heh, that's it." Elder Xi smiled coyly, feeling the urge to cover his face.It seems that my son saw it as a joke, what should I do?Thinking about his sneaky and wretched appearance just now, he wished he could go back in time and be born again.
"Then what, why are you not in the study, skipping class? You came out by yourself?" Jia Amnesty asked while pinching his son's puffed cheeks.
"He came out with my master, what do you think?" Yu Wenxi walked over shaking his fan, frowning and rubbing Jia Lian's red face.A big and rough guy who is neither light nor heavy, can the child's face be squeezed hard? !
Jia Amnesty pulled his son behind him, the veins on his forehead jumped, but he didn't dare to do anything wrong, took a deep breath and bowed, "No, I have no idea. Thank you, master, for taking care of the dog."
This old tomb boy actually dared to touch Lian'er's face, how dare he touch Lian'er's face, touch Lian'er's face, touch his face... When I got home, I was planning to see if there was any possibility of assassinating the king.
Yu Wenxi stared at Jia She and frowned, he felt that something was wrong.This guy's expression looks suspicious like he's guarding against a thief!He asked himself that he had never offended Jia Amnesty, so why should he be treated like this? !
"My son didn't skip class, and my husband has some business to do. Let us have a day off." Seeing that the situation was wrong, Jia Lian quickly smoothed things over and said, "When my son came out, I happened to meet the master who was about to go out. The master was afraid that something would happen suddenly, and my son would not be picked up, so That’s why I dropped by to send my son back home.”
I didn't see you taking Lian'er back to the mansion, but I saw you abducting Lian'er and making a fuss about it.But since his son said so, he didn't dare to be rude, and hurriedly bowed like an emperor, "Thank you for your love and care for the dog, I am very grateful."
However, Elder Xi was unwilling to reconcile, so he couldn't help but said:
"It's really hard to let children go out alone these days. Although the security in the capital is good, there are still a lot of bastards who shoot flowers. A few days ago, the officials heard that several teenagers in their teens were lost on the street. They are good-looking. Some people said that such youngsters are going to be sent to the Nanfeng Pavilion, and they are only ruined by some pedophile hypocrites. Alas, this is really not old-fashioned!"
It's hard to pardon the old man who is straight and straightforward, but he also knows how to talk around corners.Although the topic was changed bluntly, and although the words were full of loopholes, I have to say that this is an improvement.
Just this passage made Jia Amnesty's face turn red, he was really not used to this kind of mental activity.After finally finishing speaking, the courage just now disappeared without a trace, and I became afraid in my heart, wanting to swallow the words I uttered very much.
Has anything like this happened in the capital recently?Yu Wenxi frowned and looked at Li Qing, who shook his head firmly.
Then why did Jia Amnesty fabricate such a lie... Yu Wenxi's hand shaking the fan slowed down, her beautifully shaped lips gradually tightened, and her clear eyes stared at the bastard like fire.
He seemed to understand what Jia Amnesty meant, this guy thought he had a crush on Jia Xiaolian!
His Majesty the Emperor was so angry that he snapped his folding fan and nodded angrily at Jia She.Seeing him shrinking his neck with a pale face, he was even more angry, "Tomorrow I will go to the palace as an errand. I've been idle all day, what are you thinking about?! I have a very picky appetite, use it Don’t worry about your son.” If you don’t teach him a lesson, it’s all crooked.
Yu Wenxi was so angry that he even forgot to cover up his identity, but fortunately they were in a remote place and protected by someone, so they didn't attract attention.
Seeing the back of the old emperor who flung his sleeves away, the old man, who felt that he had escaped, patted his chest and heaved a sigh of relief.It seemed that he was thinking too much, the old emperor didn't have any idea about Lian'er.This is good, this is good!
As long as the old emperor doesn't have his son's ideas, he is still a good emperor worthy of respect!
"What did you find out?" Putting down the approved memorial, Yu Wenxi leaned on the back of the chair and rubbed the space between his brows.
"This person appeared in the capital 20 days ago, but the guards at the city gate have no impression of this person. He should have entered the city through other channels. I have already questioned various gangs in the city, and there is no news of this person. This person himself Since it appeared, it has wandered around the East Street, occasionally begging for food from people. But Master Jia is still the first to follow people."
Li Qing was very dissatisfied with this result, because nothing was found out at all.It seems that the group of little bastards below are living too loosely, such things that even he is not satisfied with dare to use them to fool the emperor.
The study was very quiet, and it took Li Qing a while to hear the emperor laugh, and said: "There's no need to check, I remember who he is."
Here, Jia Amnesty took his son and the idiot back to Rongguo Mansion, and immediately ordered someone to take the idiot to take a bath and change clothes.When this kid neatly cleaned up and appeared in front of him, the door of memory was also opened to Mr. She.
Jia Amnesty couldn't believe that this foolish boy in front of him was the great general who made great military achievements and shocked the frontier more than ten years later.Back then, I didn't hear that the general's brain was not working well.A general who can win battles, regardless of his family background or wild background, at least he can't be a fool.
In his previous life, Jia She was just a nobody at the border, and he didn't know that great general well, and the two had only met once.The other things he knew were just gossip. He didn't know the background of the great general, nor did he know what happened to him.
Speaking of which, the general was kind to Jia She, and he didn't let Jia She, who had just arrived in the border town, starve to death.Although people may just do it casually, Jia She still remembers the sweetness of those two rice balls.
He was hungry in his previous life, but was saved by the general's two rice balls; in this life, he met a fool who was always hungry.It's as if there is a definite number in the dark, and there is a decree for every drink and peck.
Grand Master Xi took a rare moment of deep thought, and managed to cultivate his emotions, but he was poked into a deflated ball by the sound of "I'm hungry".What kind of stomach is this? Why is there no time to fill up?Just finished lunch, less than two hours.
Facing the eager and hungry eyes of the savior in the future, Mr. Xi couldn't say no to it.Seeing how hungry he was, he didn't even order anyone to set up a banquet, so he led them directly to the small kitchen.They are all men who have been on the battlefield, and they don't pay attention to what is fine or not, so let's eat while cooking.
"Yun...Yun Lie, from now on you will live in my house. There is no shortage of food for you at home. You can eat whenever you want." Jia She remembered that the general was called such a name. I don't remember it for a while, but we can't forget it.
These words touched the heart of the silly boy, he nodded with sparkling eyes, and still gnawed on the pig's trotters in his mouth.Yun Lie's current world is very simple, as long as he can eat enough.
Seeing that he ate happily, Elder Xi was also happy, and added more food for him, so as not to let his mouth be empty.In his previous life, he had no chance to repay his kindness, nor was he qualified, so he could only keep his kindness in his heart.If there is a chance in this life, it is natural to double the reward.
I remember hearing the Second Monk say that some people may lose their memory and lower their intelligence if their head is hit hard.I don't know if the general is the same, I have to ask an imperial doctor to show him tomorrow.Since the general in his previous life was able to serve in the army well, it means that he is not sick or can be cured.
If it doesn't work, he can also try the second monk's ghost idea.I heard from him that since the head was injured, it is most effective to attack the head with fire.It can't be said that a sap or a brick will go down, and this person will be fine? !
Although he was a little eager to try, at any rate, Mr. Xi still had a little conscience, so he resisted the plan to hit the sap immediately.It's better to wait until the imperial doctor has seen it. If the imperial doctor can't help it, it's not too late for him to knock.
After settling down the foolish general who was full of food and drink, he ordered people to prepare more food for him and put it in the room, so as not to come to him for food when he was hungry at night.This kid didn't know how he grew up, whenever he was hungry, he would grab his sleeve and yell "I'm hungry".
Only now did Jia Amnesty have time to lie on the bed to catch his breath, and by the way mourn his dying Xiu Mu.The old emperor's eyes were very unkind when he was leaving, and he didn't know if he would be made things difficult when he went to the palace to work as a servant tomorrow.
Alas, he originally intended to hug the emperor's thigh, so why did he end up in this state?His future is bright, his promotion and fortune, his promotion step by step, why is he getting farther and farther away from him?
Master She sighed inwardly, but he quickly came out of the depressed mood, not as big-hearted as he was.
Moreover, he has already concluded that this is all a crime of random thinking, and the culprit is the thief monk.If it weren't for that kid who always instilled some messy things in him, would he have such doubts about His Majesty the Emperor who is wise and mighty?
But...he felt that what he said was very cryptic, why could the emperor hear it with just one ear?Could it be that he actually had that thought, and after being poked by himself, he became angry from embarrassment? ! !
Stop, you can't scare yourself anymore, the old emperor is still trustworthy.If he said he doesn't like Lian'er, then his family's Lian'er is safe. As for who else he has a crush on, that's none of my business.
Between gains and losses, the night passed like this.Before it was bright outside, Jia Amnesty had already been called up, and at this moment, he was looking at the two huge dark circles under his eyes in the mirror, wanting to cry without tears.Today is his first day on the job, image is very important.He could predict how many people would secretly laugh at him when he went to the guards with two dark circles under his eyes.
The military attache was supposed to ride a horse, but Jia Amnesty was so sleepy that he felt that he could fall asleep in the carriage, so he got into his son's carriage with a blushing face.As soon as he got on the car, the person stared at him in a daze, and was pushed awake again in a daze, but he had already arrived at the palace gate.Only when he yawned and rubbed his face did he really wake up.
It was Li Qing who was waiting there early in the morning and personally led Jia She into the palace gate.Grand Master She found out that this father-in-law in charge seemed to be very idle, as long as he entered the palace, he would lead the way himself, which showed how idle he was.
"Eunuch Li, this doesn't seem to be the direction of the guards. Where are we going?" As he walked, Jia Amnesty felt that something was wrong and stopped involuntarily.The place next to the imperial palace cannot be missed. If one is taken to a place where one should not go, there will be no place for burial.
"My lord Jia, of course we are not going to the bodyguard. The emperor said that you have never been a bodyguard, so he is afraid that he is not familiar with this job, so he specially sent an enshrined person to guide you. This Eunuch Wuya is one of the most skilled masters in the palace. With his guidance, I think you will be promoted to the post of the bodyguard soon." Li Qing's eyes were full of schadenfreude, and he had no intention of hiding it at all.
"Worship? Use it, don't you need it?" Jia Amnesty's legs went limp when he heard this, and he couldn't even walk.He had heard of the existence of the palace enshrined, they were a group of old perverts.Falling into their hands, Grand Master She already had a scene in front of his eyes that he would rather die than live.Although he thought that he would be made things difficult, he never thought that the old emperor would be so vicious.
"Look at what you said, this is a grace you can't even ask for. Since the emperor has granted you this grace, you can accept it with peace of mind." Li Qing, who had a rather masculine face, rarely made a rather feminine gesture, using Covering his mouth with his hands and smiling, he was afraid that his small white teeth would hurt his image if they bared out.
I beg the emperor to take back the grace, the emperor's grace is so great that the humble minister's thin shoulders cannot bear it.
Although Elder Xi wanted to say this very much, but he didn't have the guts to say it out loud, so he could only hold his breath and complain in his heart.
Public revenge, public revenge!
Does this still have the generosity of a sage monarch?Can you still compose an eternal story about the king, Ming, minister and virtuous?Do you want to carry on the friendship between the monarch and his ministers to the end?
He obviously just came to be a minister of undisciplined rank, sitting in the duty room every day, drinking tea and looking at the mansion newspaper, and dawdling around. Just lie on the credit book and wait to die.What a wonderful second half of my life, why did I suddenly change my mind!
No matter how dissatisfied he was, the one who should come would still come back. An old man with gray temples was already waiting for the pardon of the Grand Master in the huge school grounds.The old man was dressed as an internal eunuch, and the quality of his clothes was higher than that of Li Qing.Although he is a rootless person, he has a tall and straight figure, Yuan Ting and Yue Zhi, with a demeanor of a superior man.
"Grandpa Wuya, this is the Lord Jia that the emperor ordered. The emperor said, please go ahead and teach him, as long as you don't hurt him fundamentally, the emperor still values Lord Jia very much." This is what the emperor specially asked him to say, Wu Ya's subordinates sometimes have no importance, and it's hard to know how many people are disabled by him.Although the emperor intended to embarrass Jia She, he had no intention of hurting him.
"En, I understand, you go." Eunuch Wu Ya was very conscientious, he turned around and grabbed Elder Xi's wrist, and then slapped him.The old man is grinding his bones, let's see how this person's bones are so that he can decide how to train.
Jia Amnesty understood this, although he was terrified by the pair of skinny claws, he didn't scream.Well, very manly!
"Hmph, reckless waste." Soon, Wu Ya snorted coldly, contemptuously looking at Jia She, "This kid has good aptitude, but it has been delayed. The old man can't tell what he can do. He can only do his best." Why not. Please go back and ask the emperor to rest assured, the old man knows well that he will definitely break his lazy bones."
The old man's words were categorical, Mr. Xi was stunned, and Li Qing left with a smile on his face.
"Put this on, let's run twenty laps to loosen your muscles and bones." A bag was thrown over and fell to the ground with a clang.
Jia Amnesty picked it up and looked, almost fainted, it was full of heavy iron rings.Looking at the huge school field again, after twenty laps, it is at least twenty miles away.Relax your muscles?Just die!
No.20 Frustrated five times, there is a diary to prove that the heart is too soft and wants to be anticlimactic
On the first day of entering the palace as an errand, Elder She went in vertically and came out horizontally.
According to Butler Lin, when the master was carried out of the palace gate, he had already lost consciousness. His whole body exuded the smell of rotten salted fish, his face was pale and his hair was disheveled, and there were still possible bruises on his body. Very miserable.
After returning home and soaking in hot water to wash it, Jia Amnesty slowly woke up.In the first moment of waking up, he was like a fool possessing himself, and he could only say one sentence - "I'm hungry."
The majestic dude was trained to look like this, which made the servants of the Rongguo Mansion have a deeper understanding of the man-eating palace.
After killing two large bowls of dry rice and one roast chicken, Jia She felt that he had come back to life.Recalling what happened in the palace that day, he couldn't help crying, and wrote such a diary in his heart full of sorrow.
It was sunny on June 15, 25th year of Qianyuan (the sun is like fire, and the sky is like fire)
Today is my first day as Minister of Sanzhi, and also my first day with a real job.Such a day is worth commemorating. My lord, I think we should have a big banquet in the mansion.At least, that's what I thought before I entered the palace and fell into the hands of the old eunuch.
I entered the palace full of expectations for the future, full of enthusiasm for work, and full of the mood to meet new challenges.However, all of these were poured out by a basin of ice water, which instantly cooled all my expectations and enthusiasm.
Li Qing, the biggest lackey around the old emperor, led me to a shameless old eunuch.
To say that he is shameless is not my unscrupulous slander under the resentment, I have reasons and grounds.The name of the old eunuch is Wuya. I always thought it was Toothless, and a tooth is just a tooth, so Wuya is shameless.In short, that's what I think, sir, even if I was scolded for being illiterate, I also recognized it.
The old emperor ordered me to be trained, but why?I'm just going to be the Minister of Sanzhi. To put it bluntly, I'm just a dawdling position. Why do I have to suffer such cruel treatment?
Under the supervision of that shameless old eunuch, I was forced to wear a weight of at least [-] catties, and performed a warm-up exercise of going around the field [-] times.Master, I am ambitious, and I gritted my teeth and persevered, although the last two laps were crawling forward.Although the image is not good, at least my master is firm in my will. Isn't this worthy of praise? !
No compliments!The shameless old eunuch even unreasonably labeled me a "weak chicken". He is an old bastard who gave birth to a son without pricking eyes.No, he will not have a son.
If you think this is the end of the torture, then you are wrong, his torture of my lord has just begun.
I, as a majestic man, the shameless old eunuch dared to strip me off in broad daylight, leaving only half a pair of underwear.Just when I couldn't help but want to resist, the shameless old eunuch made a big move - he threw me into a pitch-black bathtub with a strange smell.And under the tub, there was still a raging fire burning.
Although, my lord, I am a mighty and unyielding person, but it cannot be denied that I hesitated at the time—is it still too late to beg for mercy?
Master, I am still very young, and I still have a pair of children to take care of, and I want to eat and die until I die. I have never expected to be boiled into a pot of soup.Woo... the emperor, your old eunuch eats people, what the hell! ! !
After hesitating for a moment, I decisively gave up begging for mercy.Because, the shameless old eunuch said, if he dared to speak out, he would let a snake bathe with me.Sir, although my name is Jia She, I actually don't like snakes at all.Besides, those who know current affairs are heroes!
The old eunuch finally fished me out when I was boiled almost bald.Then a bucket of cold water was poured down. Under the heat and cold, the master almost lost control.But fortunately, master, my will is strong, so I hold back.
Actually, I am a naive person.Of course, this is what I just found out today.The reason is that I thought the shameless old eunuch's skills stopped here.But it's not, he has more vicious tricks.
Next, the shameless old eunuch gave the task of splitting the lower back, saying it was to exercise the flexibility of the body.But God knows, why would a minister who is male ask for such things as body flexibility?Shouldn't this be a woman's right?
My lord, I tried my best, but all protests were ignored, which made me feel very sad. The palace of the Daqing Dynasty has no place to reason.
The shameless old eunuch still has some tricks, just raised one leg, and my master and I were put into various weird poses without any suspense.For example, it's easy to pull dan's splits or something.
This experience is painful, and those who have not experienced it will never understand.Sir, I will remember this pain, and sooner or later I will take revenge, no matter who it is.
It wasn't until I couldn't feel my hands and feet that the shameless old eunuch said that the warm-up exercise was over and the formal training was about to begin.Master, even though I have collapsed limply on the ground, I still can't help but get angry.
Say what!The crimes that the master has just suffered are a prelude, and the dinner hasn't been served yet?The small dishes have already made Master Yu Xianyu die, and the big meal will not directly be crowned Bliss! ?
Facts have proved that the shameless old eunuch can't be offended, my lord, I shouldn't have laughed at Dan when he was talking about him.
Staring at the scorching sun above my head, I ran back and forth on the huge school field, and I had to overcome various obstacles, climbing walls, and drilling holes. After five laps, master, I saw nothing but white light in front of my eyes.But this is not the end.
Speaking of this, there is finally something that makes me proud.The shameless old eunuch played a set of boxing techniques, and said contemptuously that if you can learn it in three days, you are considered qualified.Haha... The master knows it as soon as he learns it, and he fights like a tiger!
Hmph, it's just a set of basic boxing techniques in the army, master, I also practiced it back then.Although, when I was studying that year, it took me half a month.Just bullying you don't know, how can you bear me? !
The final torture comes from the horse squat, the enhanced version of the horse squat.In addition to the weight on my hands and feet, the shameless old eunuch also shamelessly dropped sandbags on my thighs and arms, and even wrapped strips of cloth sewn with iron pieces around my waist.The most hateful thing is that he actually put a basin of water on the master's head - an iron basin!
When I lost consciousness, I was actually ecstatic, finally freed.
However, as long as I think that everything will continue tomorrow, I suddenly have a fearless spirit.It's better to take advantage of tonight to kill yourself, the days that are worse than death are really hopeless.
Of course, impulse is the devil.My lord, I am a very rational person, and I quickly suppressed the urge to die.My Lian'er hasn't married yet, and neither has my Yingchun, so it's too bad to die now.
Alas, if people have concerns, they can't even control life and death.
Master, I am not greedy for life and afraid of death, I am a caring person, so let's live.
Recording the above is just to remind future generations that the imperial palace is terrible, and you need to be cautious when entering the palace.Sincerely!
In the Qianqing Palace, Yu Wenxi finally couldn't help but put down the vermilion pen, and asked Li Qing who was waiting by his side: "Jia Enhou has left the palace? How does it look like? Did Wu Ya say anything?"
"Back to the emperor, Master Jia has already left the palace. It was Eunuch Wu Ya who personally delivered the carriage to the Rongguo Mansion. Although Master Jia does not look very well, Eunuch Wu Ya said that although Master Jia is in poor health, he is still very resilient. I persisted until the end. The father-in-law said that because he wanted to see the limit of Mr. Jia, the amount of training today was huge, and it was not easy to persevere."
The whole day today, the emperor was absent-minded. He thought that Cao was concerned about Jia Amnesty, so he inquired very carefully early on.Now the emperor really asked the question, Li Qing was overjoyed.He has already noticed that the emperor's attention to Jia Amnesty is extraordinary, and it's probably not just for fun.But he is not willing to delve into it. As a slave, serving his master well is the way to protect himself.
"Not so good? I think I have suffered a lot, how did Wu Ya arrange it?" Yu Wenxi couldn't help asking, feeling a little worried about gains and losses.The decision made out of anger yesterday was a bit hasty now.
He knew about Jia Enhou. When he was young, he was supervised, so he might be more diligent.When his father, Jia Daishan, passed away and there was no one to control him, he completely herded the sheep and grazed.The pampered body suddenly fell into Wu Ya's hands, and it would be hard for him to suffer.Maybe, this guy has already scolded the sky and scolded the earth many times in his heart.
He is now worried that if the product is damaged, even if it is recuperated in the future, it will only get twice the result with half the effort.
"It's like this, at first it was..." Li Qing didn't need to answer the list, he reported the crimes Jia She suffered today one by one, and finally said with admiration: "Your Majesty is really discerning, Mr. Jia insisted in the end. He passed out after squatting on the horse stance for half an hour, and his performance is already comparable to that of the guards who trained in the special camp for half a year."
His Majesty the Emperor shook his head and glanced at Li Qing, "I still need you to praise him? The training intensity of the special camp and his training intensity are far behind. For my sake, Wu Ya is already a subordinate. Forgive me."
"Say hello to Wu Ya, Jia Enhou's training should start slowly, gradually increase the amount of training, and give him more time to adapt." Yu Wenxi hesitated for a moment, but in the end he was no match for the momentary soft-heartedness, "He is Wu Xun was born, and he will go to the battlefield sooner or later. I entrust him to Wu Ya as a trainer, and I hope he can make more money on the battlefield, at least not to lose his life." At the end, he was talking to himself.
Li Qing just wanted to respond, but the emperor continued: "Forget it, if he really can't hold on, let's forget about it. You and I don't expect him to make any extraordinary achievements. In the future, he will make some military achievements on the battlefield, and he will spend his whole life in it." good."
Your majesty, you are so changeable every day, is it really the demeanor of an emperor!Director Li lowered his head and twitched the corners of his mouth, raising the level of importance he attached to Jia Amnesty again.
The sun had not yet risen the next day, but the rooster had already crowed.Master She spread himself out on the jade mat, hoping to pretend to be dead.
No.20 Six memories of pretending to be dead and encountering the old miracle doctor Lao Wuya is an old friend
The strategy of pretending to be dead failed. Butler Lin was a good housekeeper who was devoted to his duty, and he came to the master's bed on time.
"Master, someone is coming from the palace. It is the father-in-law who sent you out yesterday. He said that if you don't show up within a quarter of an hour, today's training will be doubled." Yesterday the master came out half dead. , if it is doubled today, he can go directly to collect the body for the master.This is not good, not good.
"My lord, I'm dying of illness..." The old man's voice was so breathless, it sounded really sick.He looked helplessly at his confidant butler, whether you can drive that shameless old eunuch away depends on you, Zhixiao!
Such an elder made Lin Zhixiao very embarrassed.The formidable and resolute father-in-law in the front is also a little scared.Although he seems to be getting older, he has the strength to hold his hand just now.In case the old man gets angry, he is not enough for others to grasp.But... who told me that this person on the bed is the master.
"Oh? Mr. Jia is sick, and he is still very ill? Then I must take a good look at it, maybe I can try my new medical skills. I hit it off with Mr. Jia yesterday and got along very well. I will treat him. With just a casual flick, Butler Lin, who was loyal to protect the lord, had already spun around and retreated far away.
With a gloomy smile on his face, Eunuch Wu Ya appeared in front of Master Xi with his hands behind his back, and asked with concern in his voice: "Lord Jia, I heard that you are seriously ill, have you asked the imperial physician? If the imperial physician hasn't arrived yet , why don’t you let the old man show you first, how about it? The old man has just learned a hand of acupuncture, which is very effective in curing diseases and saving lives.”
"No, there's no need." As long as you stay away from the master and me, my illness will be cured immediately without any medicine.Jia She shrank his neck in that creepy smile, this shameless old eunuch became more and more sinister.What acupuncture, he wants to perform acupuncture.The master is a person who would rather die than surrender, if you have the ability, kill me!
Seeing that this shameless bastard was still lying on the bed and pretending to be dead, Eunuch Wu Ya decided not to spoil him anymore.With a flick of his finger, four silver needles as thick as toothpicks were caught between his fingers.Under the horrified eyes of Master She, Eunuch Wu Ya grinned, and then stabbed down mercilessly.
"Aw—" At this juncture of life and death, Elder Xi also exploded with infinite potential, stretching out his hand and nimbly rolling to the inside of the bed.But even so, the ass couldn't escape.It was so painful, the old man howled at the top of his throat, and jumped off the bed at that time.
"You old killer, I'm going to fight with you!" The exasperated Mr. Xi covered his butt with one hand and grabbed the pillow with the other, ready to fight the shameless old eunuch desperately.
Wu Ya Shi Shiran put away the silver needle, so the old man's needle did not know where he received it.The old man looked at Jia She disdainfully, and curled his lips, "Desperate? This old man has fought countless people in his life, and he has also fought on the battlefield, but he has never seen him desperately fighting with a pillow. Master Jia, you are always so annoying. Have you known each other for a long time?"
"You were born in the Rongguo Mansion. You are the eldest grandson of Duke Jia, and the son that Daishan had placed high hopes on. But look at you now, you can't be good at writing or martial arts. It's a waste of your identity. Back then, the old man fought with you in the army. Your father was inseparable, and I still remember Daishan's ecstatic state when you were born. Jia She, are you right?
Master Xi's eyes are about to pop out, what kind of stomach is this guy, he just ate a dozen or so fires, how dare he call himself hungry now! ?But this kid is also very strong, so he can't pull it up no matter what.What a willful fellow!
Look at the time and it's almost lunch time, Jia She dragged a starving ghost and couldn't go home, "Hurry up, I'll buy you food. I really owe you in my previous life, why did I meet you?" Such a melon."
In his previous life, he was in the border town army, so Jia Amnesty learned the southern dialect and the northern dialect.Now when I speak, I will bring out a sentence or two unconsciously.He didn't deliberately change it, but took it as a kind of commemoration.
As soon as he heard that there was something to eat, the silly boy stood up neatly, and smiled at Elder She innocently.Jia Amnesty couldn't get angry when he laughed so hard, he gave the silly boy an angry look.That's all, it's not me who suffers from being angry with someone who is not clear-headed.
He hesitated for a while, but still didn't enter this restaurant, and took the silly boy to find a small restaurant nearby.The main dish in the restaurant is fried noodles, and they also buy some lo mei by the way.First ordered two large bowls of noodles, and cut a lot of lo mei, and the two of them began to eat happily.
Back then, the grand master of the Rongguo Mansion was also fond of eating fine food, and he would not eat even a little homely food.But now he is like a hungry wolf, eating a bowl of noodles in a blink of an eye, not even wasting a bowl of noodle soup from the boss.
Yu Wenxi was standing on top of them at this moment, and Jia Lian was also leaning over the railing beside him and looking down.After a while, he asked suspiciously: "Uncle, why didn't you ask Daddy to come up? Also, I don't know the people around Daddy." people.
"This restaurant has not been booked, if he wants to come in, do you still need to invite him?" His Majesty the Emperor watched the whole process of Erren Zhuan starring Master Xi, pouted indecently.good very good!Treating one meal is not enough, I have to invite another meal, Jia Enhou, you are so generous!
Jia Lian blinked and didn't say a word. He always felt that his father and the emperor were weird, and he couldn't tell what was going on.
In the study these days, he also heard many things, for example, the emperor doesn't seem to like children very much, and he never even greeted the princes and princesses, let alone sending them food and drinks from time to time.But it was such an emperor who seemed to take extra care of him, the son of a foreign minister.Not to mention anything else, just enjoying the food at noon every day is enough to make the princes envious and jealous.
Ever since he entered the upper study room, life has not been easy, almost every day the prince tripped him up.However, he may have been warned that they were all small-scale pranks, so he could come here safely.But the eyes of the princes looking at him became more and more frightening, all eyes were green, like hungry wolves.
Also his father's behavior was very strange, as if he didn't like the emperor's kindness to him.Every time he mentioned what the emperor did, his father would show a very complicated expression, like anger, fear, pain and helplessness... In short, even he, a spectator, felt that his father was in pain, making him feel so sad. He has the desire to watch and watch again and again.
Ordinarily, for a nobleman like his father who is going downhill, his son would be favored by the emperor. If it were someone else, he would be so happy. Why is his father so different!
At first, he thought that his father was worried that a companion would be like a tiger, lest he offend the emperor and cause trouble.But later he discovered that this reason only accounted for a very small part.He didn't know what his father was worried about, but he felt intuitively that what his father was worried about was not the same as him.
Oh, the world of grown-ups!
"Ah, Lian'er, why are you here?" Jia Amnesty thought it was fake when she asked this question.After leaving the noodle shop with the silly boy who had finally had enough to eat and drink, he ran into Jia Lian head-on. For some reason, the elder felt guilty and stepped forward to say hello.
"My son has been here for a long time, and I just saw that my father is eating well, so I dare not come over to disturb him." Jia Xiaolian's face drooped, and his small eyes scratched at the silly boy behind Jia She like a knife.His father had never taken him to the street for dinner, so why would he be so cheap for such a big, stupid guy.
"Heh...heh, that's it." Elder Xi smiled coyly, feeling the urge to cover his face.It seems that my son saw it as a joke, what should I do?Thinking about his sneaky and wretched appearance just now, he wished he could go back in time and be born again.
"Then what, why are you not in the study, skipping class? You came out by yourself?" Jia Amnesty asked while pinching his son's puffed cheeks.
"He came out with my master, what do you think?" Yu Wenxi walked over shaking his fan, frowning and rubbing Jia Lian's red face.A big and rough guy who is neither light nor heavy, can the child's face be squeezed hard? !
Jia Amnesty pulled his son behind him, the veins on his forehead jumped, but he didn't dare to do anything wrong, took a deep breath and bowed, "No, I have no idea. Thank you, master, for taking care of the dog."
This old tomb boy actually dared to touch Lian'er's face, how dare he touch Lian'er's face, touch Lian'er's face, touch his face... When I got home, I was planning to see if there was any possibility of assassinating the king.
Yu Wenxi stared at Jia She and frowned, he felt that something was wrong.This guy's expression looks suspicious like he's guarding against a thief!He asked himself that he had never offended Jia Amnesty, so why should he be treated like this? !
"My son didn't skip class, and my husband has some business to do. Let us have a day off." Seeing that the situation was wrong, Jia Lian quickly smoothed things over and said, "When my son came out, I happened to meet the master who was about to go out. The master was afraid that something would happen suddenly, and my son would not be picked up, so That’s why I dropped by to send my son back home.”
I didn't see you taking Lian'er back to the mansion, but I saw you abducting Lian'er and making a fuss about it.But since his son said so, he didn't dare to be rude, and hurriedly bowed like an emperor, "Thank you for your love and care for the dog, I am very grateful."
However, Elder Xi was unwilling to reconcile, so he couldn't help but said:
"It's really hard to let children go out alone these days. Although the security in the capital is good, there are still a lot of bastards who shoot flowers. A few days ago, the officials heard that several teenagers in their teens were lost on the street. They are good-looking. Some people said that such youngsters are going to be sent to the Nanfeng Pavilion, and they are only ruined by some pedophile hypocrites. Alas, this is really not old-fashioned!"
It's hard to pardon the old man who is straight and straightforward, but he also knows how to talk around corners.Although the topic was changed bluntly, and although the words were full of loopholes, I have to say that this is an improvement.
Just this passage made Jia Amnesty's face turn red, he was really not used to this kind of mental activity.After finally finishing speaking, the courage just now disappeared without a trace, and I became afraid in my heart, wanting to swallow the words I uttered very much.
Has anything like this happened in the capital recently?Yu Wenxi frowned and looked at Li Qing, who shook his head firmly.
Then why did Jia Amnesty fabricate such a lie... Yu Wenxi's hand shaking the fan slowed down, her beautifully shaped lips gradually tightened, and her clear eyes stared at the bastard like fire.
He seemed to understand what Jia Amnesty meant, this guy thought he had a crush on Jia Xiaolian!
His Majesty the Emperor was so angry that he snapped his folding fan and nodded angrily at Jia She.Seeing him shrinking his neck with a pale face, he was even more angry, "Tomorrow I will go to the palace as an errand. I've been idle all day, what are you thinking about?! I have a very picky appetite, use it Don’t worry about your son.” If you don’t teach him a lesson, it’s all crooked.
Yu Wenxi was so angry that he even forgot to cover up his identity, but fortunately they were in a remote place and protected by someone, so they didn't attract attention.
Seeing the back of the old emperor who flung his sleeves away, the old man, who felt that he had escaped, patted his chest and heaved a sigh of relief.It seemed that he was thinking too much, the old emperor didn't have any idea about Lian'er.This is good, this is good!
As long as the old emperor doesn't have his son's ideas, he is still a good emperor worthy of respect!
"What did you find out?" Putting down the approved memorial, Yu Wenxi leaned on the back of the chair and rubbed the space between his brows.
"This person appeared in the capital 20 days ago, but the guards at the city gate have no impression of this person. He should have entered the city through other channels. I have already questioned various gangs in the city, and there is no news of this person. This person himself Since it appeared, it has wandered around the East Street, occasionally begging for food from people. But Master Jia is still the first to follow people."
Li Qing was very dissatisfied with this result, because nothing was found out at all.It seems that the group of little bastards below are living too loosely, such things that even he is not satisfied with dare to use them to fool the emperor.
The study was very quiet, and it took Li Qing a while to hear the emperor laugh, and said: "There's no need to check, I remember who he is."
Here, Jia Amnesty took his son and the idiot back to Rongguo Mansion, and immediately ordered someone to take the idiot to take a bath and change clothes.When this kid neatly cleaned up and appeared in front of him, the door of memory was also opened to Mr. She.
Jia Amnesty couldn't believe that this foolish boy in front of him was the great general who made great military achievements and shocked the frontier more than ten years later.Back then, I didn't hear that the general's brain was not working well.A general who can win battles, regardless of his family background or wild background, at least he can't be a fool.
In his previous life, Jia She was just a nobody at the border, and he didn't know that great general well, and the two had only met once.The other things he knew were just gossip. He didn't know the background of the great general, nor did he know what happened to him.
Speaking of which, the general was kind to Jia She, and he didn't let Jia She, who had just arrived in the border town, starve to death.Although people may just do it casually, Jia She still remembers the sweetness of those two rice balls.
He was hungry in his previous life, but was saved by the general's two rice balls; in this life, he met a fool who was always hungry.It's as if there is a definite number in the dark, and there is a decree for every drink and peck.
Grand Master Xi took a rare moment of deep thought, and managed to cultivate his emotions, but he was poked into a deflated ball by the sound of "I'm hungry".What kind of stomach is this? Why is there no time to fill up?Just finished lunch, less than two hours.
Facing the eager and hungry eyes of the savior in the future, Mr. Xi couldn't say no to it.Seeing how hungry he was, he didn't even order anyone to set up a banquet, so he led them directly to the small kitchen.They are all men who have been on the battlefield, and they don't pay attention to what is fine or not, so let's eat while cooking.
"Yun...Yun Lie, from now on you will live in my house. There is no shortage of food for you at home. You can eat whenever you want." Jia She remembered that the general was called such a name. I don't remember it for a while, but we can't forget it.
These words touched the heart of the silly boy, he nodded with sparkling eyes, and still gnawed on the pig's trotters in his mouth.Yun Lie's current world is very simple, as long as he can eat enough.
Seeing that he ate happily, Elder Xi was also happy, and added more food for him, so as not to let his mouth be empty.In his previous life, he had no chance to repay his kindness, nor was he qualified, so he could only keep his kindness in his heart.If there is a chance in this life, it is natural to double the reward.
I remember hearing the Second Monk say that some people may lose their memory and lower their intelligence if their head is hit hard.I don't know if the general is the same, I have to ask an imperial doctor to show him tomorrow.Since the general in his previous life was able to serve in the army well, it means that he is not sick or can be cured.
If it doesn't work, he can also try the second monk's ghost idea.I heard from him that since the head was injured, it is most effective to attack the head with fire.It can't be said that a sap or a brick will go down, and this person will be fine? !
Although he was a little eager to try, at any rate, Mr. Xi still had a little conscience, so he resisted the plan to hit the sap immediately.It's better to wait until the imperial doctor has seen it. If the imperial doctor can't help it, it's not too late for him to knock.
After settling down the foolish general who was full of food and drink, he ordered people to prepare more food for him and put it in the room, so as not to come to him for food when he was hungry at night.This kid didn't know how he grew up, whenever he was hungry, he would grab his sleeve and yell "I'm hungry".
Only now did Jia Amnesty have time to lie on the bed to catch his breath, and by the way mourn his dying Xiu Mu.The old emperor's eyes were very unkind when he was leaving, and he didn't know if he would be made things difficult when he went to the palace to work as a servant tomorrow.
Alas, he originally intended to hug the emperor's thigh, so why did he end up in this state?His future is bright, his promotion and fortune, his promotion step by step, why is he getting farther and farther away from him?
Master She sighed inwardly, but he quickly came out of the depressed mood, not as big-hearted as he was.
Moreover, he has already concluded that this is all a crime of random thinking, and the culprit is the thief monk.If it weren't for that kid who always instilled some messy things in him, would he have such doubts about His Majesty the Emperor who is wise and mighty?
But...he felt that what he said was very cryptic, why could the emperor hear it with just one ear?Could it be that he actually had that thought, and after being poked by himself, he became angry from embarrassment? ! !
Stop, you can't scare yourself anymore, the old emperor is still trustworthy.If he said he doesn't like Lian'er, then his family's Lian'er is safe. As for who else he has a crush on, that's none of my business.
Between gains and losses, the night passed like this.Before it was bright outside, Jia Amnesty had already been called up, and at this moment, he was looking at the two huge dark circles under his eyes in the mirror, wanting to cry without tears.Today is his first day on the job, image is very important.He could predict how many people would secretly laugh at him when he went to the guards with two dark circles under his eyes.
The military attache was supposed to ride a horse, but Jia Amnesty was so sleepy that he felt that he could fall asleep in the carriage, so he got into his son's carriage with a blushing face.As soon as he got on the car, the person stared at him in a daze, and was pushed awake again in a daze, but he had already arrived at the palace gate.Only when he yawned and rubbed his face did he really wake up.
It was Li Qing who was waiting there early in the morning and personally led Jia She into the palace gate.Grand Master She found out that this father-in-law in charge seemed to be very idle, as long as he entered the palace, he would lead the way himself, which showed how idle he was.
"Eunuch Li, this doesn't seem to be the direction of the guards. Where are we going?" As he walked, Jia Amnesty felt that something was wrong and stopped involuntarily.The place next to the imperial palace cannot be missed. If one is taken to a place where one should not go, there will be no place for burial.
"My lord Jia, of course we are not going to the bodyguard. The emperor said that you have never been a bodyguard, so he is afraid that he is not familiar with this job, so he specially sent an enshrined person to guide you. This Eunuch Wuya is one of the most skilled masters in the palace. With his guidance, I think you will be promoted to the post of the bodyguard soon." Li Qing's eyes were full of schadenfreude, and he had no intention of hiding it at all.
"Worship? Use it, don't you need it?" Jia Amnesty's legs went limp when he heard this, and he couldn't even walk.He had heard of the existence of the palace enshrined, they were a group of old perverts.Falling into their hands, Grand Master She already had a scene in front of his eyes that he would rather die than live.Although he thought that he would be made things difficult, he never thought that the old emperor would be so vicious.
"Look at what you said, this is a grace you can't even ask for. Since the emperor has granted you this grace, you can accept it with peace of mind." Li Qing, who had a rather masculine face, rarely made a rather feminine gesture, using Covering his mouth with his hands and smiling, he was afraid that his small white teeth would hurt his image if they bared out.
I beg the emperor to take back the grace, the emperor's grace is so great that the humble minister's thin shoulders cannot bear it.
Although Elder Xi wanted to say this very much, but he didn't have the guts to say it out loud, so he could only hold his breath and complain in his heart.
Public revenge, public revenge!
Does this still have the generosity of a sage monarch?Can you still compose an eternal story about the king, Ming, minister and virtuous?Do you want to carry on the friendship between the monarch and his ministers to the end?
He obviously just came to be a minister of undisciplined rank, sitting in the duty room every day, drinking tea and looking at the mansion newspaper, and dawdling around. Just lie on the credit book and wait to die.What a wonderful second half of my life, why did I suddenly change my mind!
No matter how dissatisfied he was, the one who should come would still come back. An old man with gray temples was already waiting for the pardon of the Grand Master in the huge school grounds.The old man was dressed as an internal eunuch, and the quality of his clothes was higher than that of Li Qing.Although he is a rootless person, he has a tall and straight figure, Yuan Ting and Yue Zhi, with a demeanor of a superior man.
"Grandpa Wuya, this is the Lord Jia that the emperor ordered. The emperor said, please go ahead and teach him, as long as you don't hurt him fundamentally, the emperor still values Lord Jia very much." This is what the emperor specially asked him to say, Wu Ya's subordinates sometimes have no importance, and it's hard to know how many people are disabled by him.Although the emperor intended to embarrass Jia She, he had no intention of hurting him.
"En, I understand, you go." Eunuch Wu Ya was very conscientious, he turned around and grabbed Elder Xi's wrist, and then slapped him.The old man is grinding his bones, let's see how this person's bones are so that he can decide how to train.
Jia Amnesty understood this, although he was terrified by the pair of skinny claws, he didn't scream.Well, very manly!
"Hmph, reckless waste." Soon, Wu Ya snorted coldly, contemptuously looking at Jia She, "This kid has good aptitude, but it has been delayed. The old man can't tell what he can do. He can only do his best." Why not. Please go back and ask the emperor to rest assured, the old man knows well that he will definitely break his lazy bones."
The old man's words were categorical, Mr. Xi was stunned, and Li Qing left with a smile on his face.
"Put this on, let's run twenty laps to loosen your muscles and bones." A bag was thrown over and fell to the ground with a clang.
Jia Amnesty picked it up and looked, almost fainted, it was full of heavy iron rings.Looking at the huge school field again, after twenty laps, it is at least twenty miles away.Relax your muscles?Just die!
No.20 Frustrated five times, there is a diary to prove that the heart is too soft and wants to be anticlimactic
On the first day of entering the palace as an errand, Elder She went in vertically and came out horizontally.
According to Butler Lin, when the master was carried out of the palace gate, he had already lost consciousness. His whole body exuded the smell of rotten salted fish, his face was pale and his hair was disheveled, and there were still possible bruises on his body. Very miserable.
After returning home and soaking in hot water to wash it, Jia Amnesty slowly woke up.In the first moment of waking up, he was like a fool possessing himself, and he could only say one sentence - "I'm hungry."
The majestic dude was trained to look like this, which made the servants of the Rongguo Mansion have a deeper understanding of the man-eating palace.
After killing two large bowls of dry rice and one roast chicken, Jia She felt that he had come back to life.Recalling what happened in the palace that day, he couldn't help crying, and wrote such a diary in his heart full of sorrow.
It was sunny on June 15, 25th year of Qianyuan (the sun is like fire, and the sky is like fire)
Today is my first day as Minister of Sanzhi, and also my first day with a real job.Such a day is worth commemorating. My lord, I think we should have a big banquet in the mansion.At least, that's what I thought before I entered the palace and fell into the hands of the old eunuch.
I entered the palace full of expectations for the future, full of enthusiasm for work, and full of the mood to meet new challenges.However, all of these were poured out by a basin of ice water, which instantly cooled all my expectations and enthusiasm.
Li Qing, the biggest lackey around the old emperor, led me to a shameless old eunuch.
To say that he is shameless is not my unscrupulous slander under the resentment, I have reasons and grounds.The name of the old eunuch is Wuya. I always thought it was Toothless, and a tooth is just a tooth, so Wuya is shameless.In short, that's what I think, sir, even if I was scolded for being illiterate, I also recognized it.
The old emperor ordered me to be trained, but why?I'm just going to be the Minister of Sanzhi. To put it bluntly, I'm just a dawdling position. Why do I have to suffer such cruel treatment?
Under the supervision of that shameless old eunuch, I was forced to wear a weight of at least [-] catties, and performed a warm-up exercise of going around the field [-] times.Master, I am ambitious, and I gritted my teeth and persevered, although the last two laps were crawling forward.Although the image is not good, at least my master is firm in my will. Isn't this worthy of praise? !
No compliments!The shameless old eunuch even unreasonably labeled me a "weak chicken". He is an old bastard who gave birth to a son without pricking eyes.No, he will not have a son.
If you think this is the end of the torture, then you are wrong, his torture of my lord has just begun.
I, as a majestic man, the shameless old eunuch dared to strip me off in broad daylight, leaving only half a pair of underwear.Just when I couldn't help but want to resist, the shameless old eunuch made a big move - he threw me into a pitch-black bathtub with a strange smell.And under the tub, there was still a raging fire burning.
Although, my lord, I am a mighty and unyielding person, but it cannot be denied that I hesitated at the time—is it still too late to beg for mercy?
Master, I am still very young, and I still have a pair of children to take care of, and I want to eat and die until I die. I have never expected to be boiled into a pot of soup.Woo... the emperor, your old eunuch eats people, what the hell! ! !
After hesitating for a moment, I decisively gave up begging for mercy.Because, the shameless old eunuch said, if he dared to speak out, he would let a snake bathe with me.Sir, although my name is Jia She, I actually don't like snakes at all.Besides, those who know current affairs are heroes!
The old eunuch finally fished me out when I was boiled almost bald.Then a bucket of cold water was poured down. Under the heat and cold, the master almost lost control.But fortunately, master, my will is strong, so I hold back.
Actually, I am a naive person.Of course, this is what I just found out today.The reason is that I thought the shameless old eunuch's skills stopped here.But it's not, he has more vicious tricks.
Next, the shameless old eunuch gave the task of splitting the lower back, saying it was to exercise the flexibility of the body.But God knows, why would a minister who is male ask for such things as body flexibility?Shouldn't this be a woman's right?
My lord, I tried my best, but all protests were ignored, which made me feel very sad. The palace of the Daqing Dynasty has no place to reason.
The shameless old eunuch still has some tricks, just raised one leg, and my master and I were put into various weird poses without any suspense.For example, it's easy to pull dan's splits or something.
This experience is painful, and those who have not experienced it will never understand.Sir, I will remember this pain, and sooner or later I will take revenge, no matter who it is.
It wasn't until I couldn't feel my hands and feet that the shameless old eunuch said that the warm-up exercise was over and the formal training was about to begin.Master, even though I have collapsed limply on the ground, I still can't help but get angry.
Say what!The crimes that the master has just suffered are a prelude, and the dinner hasn't been served yet?The small dishes have already made Master Yu Xianyu die, and the big meal will not directly be crowned Bliss! ?
Facts have proved that the shameless old eunuch can't be offended, my lord, I shouldn't have laughed at Dan when he was talking about him.
Staring at the scorching sun above my head, I ran back and forth on the huge school field, and I had to overcome various obstacles, climbing walls, and drilling holes. After five laps, master, I saw nothing but white light in front of my eyes.But this is not the end.
Speaking of this, there is finally something that makes me proud.The shameless old eunuch played a set of boxing techniques, and said contemptuously that if you can learn it in three days, you are considered qualified.Haha... The master knows it as soon as he learns it, and he fights like a tiger!
Hmph, it's just a set of basic boxing techniques in the army, master, I also practiced it back then.Although, when I was studying that year, it took me half a month.Just bullying you don't know, how can you bear me? !
The final torture comes from the horse squat, the enhanced version of the horse squat.In addition to the weight on my hands and feet, the shameless old eunuch also shamelessly dropped sandbags on my thighs and arms, and even wrapped strips of cloth sewn with iron pieces around my waist.The most hateful thing is that he actually put a basin of water on the master's head - an iron basin!
When I lost consciousness, I was actually ecstatic, finally freed.
However, as long as I think that everything will continue tomorrow, I suddenly have a fearless spirit.It's better to take advantage of tonight to kill yourself, the days that are worse than death are really hopeless.
Of course, impulse is the devil.My lord, I am a very rational person, and I quickly suppressed the urge to die.My Lian'er hasn't married yet, and neither has my Yingchun, so it's too bad to die now.
Alas, if people have concerns, they can't even control life and death.
Master, I am not greedy for life and afraid of death, I am a caring person, so let's live.
Recording the above is just to remind future generations that the imperial palace is terrible, and you need to be cautious when entering the palace.Sincerely!
In the Qianqing Palace, Yu Wenxi finally couldn't help but put down the vermilion pen, and asked Li Qing who was waiting by his side: "Jia Enhou has left the palace? How does it look like? Did Wu Ya say anything?"
"Back to the emperor, Master Jia has already left the palace. It was Eunuch Wu Ya who personally delivered the carriage to the Rongguo Mansion. Although Master Jia does not look very well, Eunuch Wu Ya said that although Master Jia is in poor health, he is still very resilient. I persisted until the end. The father-in-law said that because he wanted to see the limit of Mr. Jia, the amount of training today was huge, and it was not easy to persevere."
The whole day today, the emperor was absent-minded. He thought that Cao was concerned about Jia Amnesty, so he inquired very carefully early on.Now the emperor really asked the question, Li Qing was overjoyed.He has already noticed that the emperor's attention to Jia Amnesty is extraordinary, and it's probably not just for fun.But he is not willing to delve into it. As a slave, serving his master well is the way to protect himself.
"Not so good? I think I have suffered a lot, how did Wu Ya arrange it?" Yu Wenxi couldn't help asking, feeling a little worried about gains and losses.The decision made out of anger yesterday was a bit hasty now.
He knew about Jia Enhou. When he was young, he was supervised, so he might be more diligent.When his father, Jia Daishan, passed away and there was no one to control him, he completely herded the sheep and grazed.The pampered body suddenly fell into Wu Ya's hands, and it would be hard for him to suffer.Maybe, this guy has already scolded the sky and scolded the earth many times in his heart.
He is now worried that if the product is damaged, even if it is recuperated in the future, it will only get twice the result with half the effort.
"It's like this, at first it was..." Li Qing didn't need to answer the list, he reported the crimes Jia She suffered today one by one, and finally said with admiration: "Your Majesty is really discerning, Mr. Jia insisted in the end. He passed out after squatting on the horse stance for half an hour, and his performance is already comparable to that of the guards who trained in the special camp for half a year."
His Majesty the Emperor shook his head and glanced at Li Qing, "I still need you to praise him? The training intensity of the special camp and his training intensity are far behind. For my sake, Wu Ya is already a subordinate. Forgive me."
"Say hello to Wu Ya, Jia Enhou's training should start slowly, gradually increase the amount of training, and give him more time to adapt." Yu Wenxi hesitated for a moment, but in the end he was no match for the momentary soft-heartedness, "He is Wu Xun was born, and he will go to the battlefield sooner or later. I entrust him to Wu Ya as a trainer, and I hope he can make more money on the battlefield, at least not to lose his life." At the end, he was talking to himself.
Li Qing just wanted to respond, but the emperor continued: "Forget it, if he really can't hold on, let's forget about it. You and I don't expect him to make any extraordinary achievements. In the future, he will make some military achievements on the battlefield, and he will spend his whole life in it." good."
Your majesty, you are so changeable every day, is it really the demeanor of an emperor!Director Li lowered his head and twitched the corners of his mouth, raising the level of importance he attached to Jia Amnesty again.
The sun had not yet risen the next day, but the rooster had already crowed.Master She spread himself out on the jade mat, hoping to pretend to be dead.
No.20 Six memories of pretending to be dead and encountering the old miracle doctor Lao Wuya is an old friend
The strategy of pretending to be dead failed. Butler Lin was a good housekeeper who was devoted to his duty, and he came to the master's bed on time.
"Master, someone is coming from the palace. It is the father-in-law who sent you out yesterday. He said that if you don't show up within a quarter of an hour, today's training will be doubled." Yesterday the master came out half dead. , if it is doubled today, he can go directly to collect the body for the master.This is not good, not good.
"My lord, I'm dying of illness..." The old man's voice was so breathless, it sounded really sick.He looked helplessly at his confidant butler, whether you can drive that shameless old eunuch away depends on you, Zhixiao!
Such an elder made Lin Zhixiao very embarrassed.The formidable and resolute father-in-law in the front is also a little scared.Although he seems to be getting older, he has the strength to hold his hand just now.In case the old man gets angry, he is not enough for others to grasp.But... who told me that this person on the bed is the master.
"Oh? Mr. Jia is sick, and he is still very ill? Then I must take a good look at it, maybe I can try my new medical skills. I hit it off with Mr. Jia yesterday and got along very well. I will treat him. With just a casual flick, Butler Lin, who was loyal to protect the lord, had already spun around and retreated far away.
With a gloomy smile on his face, Eunuch Wu Ya appeared in front of Master Xi with his hands behind his back, and asked with concern in his voice: "Lord Jia, I heard that you are seriously ill, have you asked the imperial physician? If the imperial physician hasn't arrived yet , why don’t you let the old man show you first, how about it? The old man has just learned a hand of acupuncture, which is very effective in curing diseases and saving lives.”
"No, there's no need." As long as you stay away from the master and me, my illness will be cured immediately without any medicine.Jia She shrank his neck in that creepy smile, this shameless old eunuch became more and more sinister.What acupuncture, he wants to perform acupuncture.The master is a person who would rather die than surrender, if you have the ability, kill me!
Seeing that this shameless bastard was still lying on the bed and pretending to be dead, Eunuch Wu Ya decided not to spoil him anymore.With a flick of his finger, four silver needles as thick as toothpicks were caught between his fingers.Under the horrified eyes of Master She, Eunuch Wu Ya grinned, and then stabbed down mercilessly.
"Aw—" At this juncture of life and death, Elder Xi also exploded with infinite potential, stretching out his hand and nimbly rolling to the inside of the bed.But even so, the ass couldn't escape.It was so painful, the old man howled at the top of his throat, and jumped off the bed at that time.
"You old killer, I'm going to fight with you!" The exasperated Mr. Xi covered his butt with one hand and grabbed the pillow with the other, ready to fight the shameless old eunuch desperately.
Wu Ya Shi Shiran put away the silver needle, so the old man's needle did not know where he received it.The old man looked at Jia She disdainfully, and curled his lips, "Desperate? This old man has fought countless people in his life, and he has also fought on the battlefield, but he has never seen him desperately fighting with a pillow. Master Jia, you are always so annoying. Have you known each other for a long time?"
"You were born in the Rongguo Mansion. You are the eldest grandson of Duke Jia, and the son that Daishan had placed high hopes on. But look at you now, you can't be good at writing or martial arts. It's a waste of your identity. Back then, the old man fought with you in the army. Your father was inseparable, and I still remember Daishan's ecstatic state when you were born. Jia She, are you right?
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