[Hunter] Which is the best dead house technology

When Qi Ya opened the door, he was frightened by the two elder brothers standing at the door and instantly paralyzed his face.When Mi Ji explained to him that he was going to leave, the kid stared at Yi Ermi vigilantly, then nodded stiffly.It wasn't until the moment the door was closed that Qi Ya, who was sure that the elder brother didn't come to tie him home, but came to take Mi Chi home, pressed against the door and breathed a sigh of relief.Mi Ji seemed to have said something to him just now, but Qi Ya didn't listen to a word.The pressure Yiermi put on him was too great, he tensed his body and focused all his attention on the expressionless elder brother with deep pupils.Fortunately, the eldest brother did not speak until he left.

"What's wrong?" Xiaojie who was in the room asked him.

"...it's okay." Qi Ya replied.

It was not even a day later that he dared to call Mi Ji.The other party answered, with the same tone as usual.Only then did Qi Ya feel the belated outrage.

"Why did big brother come here! And why did he take you back?"

[Well. ]

While holding the phone, Mi Chi drank the handmade cranberry biscuits sent by mail.It wasn't until he chewed the biscuit that he licked off the biscuit foam that touched his lips and swallowed it into his stomach, then he answered slowly, "Because I want to go home."

Qi Ya on the other side of the phone seemed to be choked, and he spoke sullenly after a while.

[Really, I was frightened for a long time.My father agreed with me to go out, but I really didn't expect my elder brother to come over. ]

"Brother is always here, you better think so."

[Enough is enough, this idea is scarier than all ghost stories.I still want to sleep well today. ]

Listening to Qi Ya's tone, Mi Ji couldn't help laughing at the screen: "It seems that you are really scared, brother."

[I'm not afraid of him!Who would be afraid of him! ] Qi Ya argued. [I'm just an enemy who treats Big Brother as the target of battle all the time. ]

"Huh, really? Then I told my brother 'Qi Ya wants to fight with you'?"

[Don't!Don't, okay, I admit that I'm afraid of big brother, okay? ]

Mi Ji held back a smile and picked up a biscuit and threw it into his mouth: "That's fine. Work hard, if there is a real fight, I will buy you victory."

[………You think this is a horse bet and you still bet? ! ]

After complaining to each other, Qi Ya hung up the phone again because he had called the queue number.Mi Ji continued to assemble the figurines on hand. The feeling of polishing and coloring the semi-finished white model little by little by himself, and then drawing and showing the cute girl he loves was so good, it was like developing a new model. As exciting as a bomb or a powder with biological properties.

After returning home, Mi Ji returned to his usual routine.Apart from the routine of playing, killing people, pondering over his bunch of gadgets with different functions, and cultivating the ability of thinking, the only thing that is added is a flash mob event at the ACG comic exhibition that Xin Fanmei suggested him to join. trained.

The so-called "flash mob" is to gather a group of people through the Internet to do a group of designated things that are not illegal but eye-catching at a designated place.Then once it's done, everyone flashes innocent faces.Under normal circumstances, until the agreed time and the agreed signal appear, the parties involved in the flash mob are strangers to each other.

And there are many, many videos of flash mob activities circulating on the Internet.For example, at one point in time, a large number of people flocked into the bookstore to ask the clerk about a book that didn’t exist at all, or they gathered together suddenly wearing masks and frozen into statues, but more flash actions were expressed with music and dance; What Mi Ji likes the most is a group of college students in the Republic of Beachiandia. Three minutes before the end of the final exam, they suddenly jumped onto the table and sang a song criticizing exam-oriented education. At the end, they kept making The invigilators who were surprised and stopped the movement simply took out the pointer as a baton and sang.

Mi Ji's task is to learn to play "The Big Family of Tuanzi" on the flute before the event.During another practice session, there was a knock on his door, and Curt leaned out from it.

Mi Ji immediately hid the flute behind his back.

The youngest brother of his family frowned and looked over, his dark and purple pupils were full of emotions that Mi Ji couldn't understand.Mi Chi thought he would ask "what are you doing" or "what's the matter", if it was Qi Ya, probably Mi Chi would be attacked knowingly and complaining about "what the hell are you talking about" and so on .Then Curt just stood at the door, looked at him quietly for a while, bowed quickly, said in a low voice, "Excuse me," and ran away quickly.

In March, he learned that Qi Ya and Xiaojie had gone up two hundred floors.On the same day, Yun Gu taught him the ability to read in advance, so he did not encounter unexpected pressure on the [-]th floor.They still ran into Hisoka though, and Kiya said on the phone, "That guy is just as perverted as ever!" ]

"That's right!" Said, who deeply remembers Hisoka's quick sex in the bar and killed the girl in seconds, "So you must stay away from him. When he comes up to you, remember to directly Just say hello. Anyway, he knows Big Brother."

[—But it’s funny that you can read abilities.I just learned about it from Yun Gu today.Was it funny to lie to me "don't know" before?Brother will do it too, right?Curt too?Are you really ashamed to hide it from me? ]

Mi Ji could only hold the phone and laugh in embarrassment.

In addition, his contact with the knight has become more and more frequent.If knights used to be just ordinary STK, now they have evolved into STK maniacs. Not only do we know the information in Weibo circle of friends, but we even post when we wake up, meal time and sleep time [Morning~][Eat and eat What's the dish today? ][Sleeping(o-ωq)).oO], and Mi Ji always receives more than two harassing calls from knights in a day.No matter how good-tempered Mi Ji is, he lost his temper due to the constant STK and harassment.

Not in love!fall!I haven't had time to use this serial bombing trick on my future girlfriend, so Xia Ke, are you really idle and about to get moldy!

Xia Ke: I’m really free, come and play games with me^^

Mi Ji: No, go bask in the sun by yourself.I still have something to put together.

Gradually, he got used to the indiscriminate bombardment of the knight who seemed to be around all the time. Now even if that guy sends a series of facial expressions to show off his cuteness, he will, will not, be surprised anymore.Until the middle of June, when he was waiting for the new girl at the airship yard, he was still habitually chatting with the knight.

Out of the corner of his eye, he unconsciously noticed Ruo Ruo Wu who was already beside him, and the new girl who had circled him three times.

He put down the phone slowly, raised his hand stiffly and said "hi".

The new girl immediately lowered her hair and texted.

"Stop posting, I was right..."

"Fucking rat, what have you suffered! Have you lost your love? No, how could you, a senior veteran of the FFF regiment, have left the regiment? Are you sick? Have you gone on a hunger strike or simply you and your brother have switched souls! How can you go so far How could you throw that fat body to your brother who is the breadwinner!"

"...No, this is indeed my body, as it is."

The new fan girl maintained a =口= expression and was stunned for a long time.

She didn't accept this fact until 10 minutes before getting on the airship, so on the way to the airship—even when Mi Ji helped the new girl with her luggage and was surrounded by packages, she still had to suffer from the shaking of the new girl with a broken face .

Xinfan girl supported Mi Ji's shoulder covered with backpack straps and shook and shook: "Tell me how you lost weight!! Tell me, tell me, please share your experience, I want to lose weight too! !! Say it quickly!!!"

Miji: Help, help, I’m about to suffocate_(:x」∠)_

After checking in her luggage and sitting down, Xinfan girl calmed down.

"By the way...why is your bag so heavy..."

"Oh, it's cosplay clothes, cosmetics, props, and handmade products. Because another set is an ancient costume, it takes up a lot of space." The new fan girl said leisurely, and then, Mi Ji saw her suddenly Leaning over the suddenly enlarged face and sparkling eyes, "Speaking of which, you come too, mouse! Look, you've lost weight, lost weight, lost weight, lost weight!"

"Shut up, I definitely don't want to go to cosplay. My purpose in the past was to watch cosplay instead of going into battle by myself. What's more, it's too late now, customizing or something."

"It's definitely in time! There's still half a month left! It's definitely possible to make it quickly!"

Mi Ji: "Speaking of which, why did you buy the airship ticket so early? There's still half a month left."

The new girl turned her gaze to her fingers: "Heh, heh, the airship ticket can only be booked one month in advance. But my mother fights with the screen every day and still can't buy the airship ticket on time! Our route to Youkexin is originally There's only one! It's all been snatched up by those souls! It's all gone!" She slapped the table angrily, "We can book a cheap and cost-effective hostel in advance! Even if we want to go to a youth hostel After half a month of fighting in Datongpu, I can still fight to the death!"

Mi Ji silently watched the Xinfan girl take out her mobile phone, whether it was the conversion of nuns and discounts, and how much she would pay for a meal, and how to find a part-time job in Youkexin, and lowered her head in shame.

He thought, he should not tell Xinfan girl that he can call a special boat for airships; and accommodation and meals... Even if he lives in a five-star hotel and eats delicacies every day, half a month or even half a year, He can afford it all.

In such a comparison, I really am a fool.Mi Ji thought silently.

Halfway through the voyage, as expected, he received another call from the knight.The other party's voice full of laughter all the time made goosebumps in my ears, but I got used to it.

[Well, so you are on your way to Youkexin? ]

"Yeah, maybe in a day or so."

[after one day?It shouldn't be that slow, right? ——Okay, I will rush there too, I am really looking forward to it.It's been a long time since I saw you. ]

"...No, I'm not looking forward to meeting you at all."

They chatted for a long time, and after hanging up the phone, Xinfan girl looked at him strangely for a long time.After a long while, she asked, "A love partner?"

Mi Ji froze when he threw the tea into his mouth.

"How is it possible, it's a friend."

Xinfan girl looked at him questioningly: "Look at how long you've been on the phone! You're still talking about trivial things, it's like, who would tell you how much water you drank today and what snacks you ate today?" Why are you interested in what you said to someone?"

Mi Chi suddenly choked.After choking for a long time, I finally thought of a suitable reason.

"Because that friend is a STK maniac."

He explained it like this, and of course, he was met with the eyes of the new girl.

Xinfan girl: "Do you think you are a big-breasted beauty in a bikini? A stalker will not follow any cute girl if he is looking at you, a dead house with clear soup and white water?"

Want to find a good reason for the joke, pawn.