[Comprehensive myths and legends] The man with the fox, you are mighty and majestic

Fan Zhou got curious and went up to say hello.

When the two saw that it was Fan Zhou, they quickly got up and returned the salute.

Whether it is a scribe or a dude, they all respect Fan Zhou, who has good ideas, treats them equally, and is generous.

Thinking of Fan Zhou's status as a "strange man", Han Mingshen and his good friend Xu Huiyi cheered up, and it seemed that they had found someone who could help them take revenge.

Fan Zhou couldn't laugh or cry when he was caught by two people and vomited bitterly.

It's no wonder that these two people are so angry.

Han Mingshen and Xu Huiyi were originally from the same hometown, but they moved to Lintong at the same time. They are close friends with similar temperaments.You have a wide range of acquaintances, and you can be their guest if you meet people who are pleasing to the eye, whether you know them or not.

A while ago, Han Mingshen was hosting a banquet at home, and a Taoist priest came to the door for alms.

The servant at the door of the Han family saw that the Taoist priest was dressed in rags and was dirty, and felt pitiful, so he wanted to offer some money as a kind deed.

As a result, the Taoist didn't want it.

The servant thought that it might be the Taoist's own particularity to not want money, so let's give him some food.

As a result, the Taoist didn't want it either.

The servant was easy to talk and discuss, and asked the Taoist priest what he wanted to do, but the Taoist priest ignored him at all.

The servant got angry, and once the door was closed, it didn't matter.

The Taoist didn't leave, he just kept knocking on the door.

Han Mingshen was drinking with his friends in the courtyard, and when he heard the noise, he asked what was going on, but before the servant could answer, the Taoist priest went straight into the room by himself.

One advantage of Han Mingshen is that he never knew people with his eyes. He didn't despise the Taoist priest when he saw that he was dirty and shabby. He also heard from the Taoist priest that he had heard that he was hospitable, so he came to ask for a glass of wine, so he invited the Taoist priest to the table. .I still felt that this Taoist priest might also be a "strange person", otherwise no one opened the door for him, so why would he come in directly.

From then on, every time Han Mingshen entertained guests, the Taoist priest came uninvited. He should eat and drink as he should.

After a long time, no matter how hospitable Han Mingshen is, no matter how good-tempered he is, he can't bear the "you deserve it" behavior.

Xu Huiyi's temper was deeper than Han Ming's, and his mouth was also poisonous. One day he couldn't bear it and insulted the Taoist priest a few words.

The general idea is that you have been invited so many times, so why should you invite me back once? The reason for making friends is to have contacts.

Xu Huiyi didn't really expect that a Taoist priest who looked poor at first sight would really invite them back, but he just wanted to let this shameless bastard go away.

Unexpectedly, a few days later, the Taoist priest actually came to invite them to dinner.

The two were curious, so they followed.

It turned out that the Taoist priest actually lived in a Taoist temple that was larger than the gardens of ordinary wealthy people.

The two were also surprised. They had lived in Lintong for a long time, and they had never heard of such a big Taoist temple here.

The Taoist said it had just been built, although the two of them were skeptical, they didn't ask much.

After entering the house, I saw the furnishings in the house. The degree of luxury surprised both the wealthy people who had seen the world.

The banquet was also of a very high standard, and even the waiters were all handsome and well-behaved teenagers.

After the banquet, there were two stunning young girls singing and dancing and playing music with the boy next to them.

The two of them were bluffed, thinking that maybe this is really some kind of expert, didn't they all say that an expert does not stick to one pattern.

Xu Huiyi still regretted that what he said was too hurtful at the time, it seemed that he was blind to gold and jade.

When the wine was half drunk, the two let go.

Men are not lecherous, and men in this era are particularly open-minded.

Drunkly thinking about those two beauties just now, the bottom of their hearts became active,

The Taoist priest seemed to be drunk at the time, and asked the two beauties to make his bed, and let the beauties serve him in various ways, making him look ugly and wretched.

Two drunk "heroes" couldn't see it and went to save the beauty, but the Taoist priest ran away, and the beauty was rescued, so naturally they had to receive a "thank you".

After being turned into a red wave all night, after waking up in the morning, the two found that they each slept with a stone in their arms.

Han Mingshen was fine, sleeping under the steps.

It was even worse for Xu Huiyi, who actually slept in the hut all night, holding a stinking stone in his arms.

The Taoist temple has long since disappeared, and there are only two dilapidated huts and weeds all around.

Shocked and frightened, the two hurried home.He took crazy baths, scented incense, and was sick for a few days before getting out of bed.

The more they thought about it, the more angry they became, but the Taoist priest seemed to appear out of thin air and then disappeared out of thin air.

If I want to take revenge, I have nowhere to find someone, so I can only hold grudges in my heart, and I have not calmed down until now.

After hearing the tragic experience of the two, Fan Zhou tried his best not to smile.

Ordinarily, being cheated because of lust is somewhat self-inflicted.But the "Taoist" who didn't know where he came from took advantage of him, and in the end he made him suffer so badly because of a single sentence of kindness and revenge. It is indeed too much to say that it was a prank.

It's just a white-eyed wolf!

This kind of guy really needs repairing, and Han Mingshen is still a popular screenwriter, so it is necessary to build a good relationship.

Fan Zhou took the initiative to take the matter down without them asking for help.

The two were overjoyed and thanked repeatedly, hoping to express their anger sooner.

After Fan Zhou asked where they were when they woke up, he asked them to go back and wait for the letter.

After returning to the mansion, he called Butler Hu over, and after telling the story and the place like this, Butler Hu quickly took a few little fox monsters around.

That place is actually very remote.

The plan of Lintong City is horizontal, vertical and square.

The government offices are all on the east side, and the Lifangs on both sides are naturally populated by high-ranking officials and dignitaries.

Those living in the north are usually rich merchants, while those with small fortunes generally live in the south.

That place is so far away that it is already at the westernmost end of the city.

The people living in the west of the city are ordinary people, and the poorer they live, the further west they live.

The place Han and Xu mentioned was almost at the base of the west city wall, and it was so desolate that no one would set foot there.It would take more than half a day for ordinary people to walk away from Beicheng, where Han and Xu lived, and the two must have been cast on the road with a magic spell, otherwise they would have discovered the clues.

Manager Hu came back and explained it in detail, and Fan Zhou asked, "Did you find any abnormalities?"

Director Hu replied with certainty: "There is absolutely no smell of the same family. But there used to be a river ditch in that place, but now it has turned into a rotten mud pond with a lot of weeds. It is not surprising that there are some pickled little monsters hiding."

"What pickled little spirit?"

Liang Nan just strode in, carrying two roast chickens from the Liu family in the south of the city. Fan Zhou happened to be eating this recently, and couldn't control his saliva when he saw it.

Seeing Fan Zhou's eyes light up, Liang Nan felt very happy, he didn't bother to command the little fox monster, so he directly took the bowl and chopsticks to Fan Zhou.

Liang Nan put his heart into it, and the two chickens were still steaming hot and fragrant, just like when they were just out of the oven.

Fan Zhou was not afraid of losing face, so he picked it up and gnawed it.By the way, he motioned to Steward Hu to tell Liang Nan the matter directly.

Liang Nan wasn't as sympathetic as Fan Zhou, and he was amused to laugh when he heard how those two guys were being tricked.

"It's what they deserve. Whoever makes them unable to control their lower body is self-inflicted if they are tricked. Why should you worry about it for them?" Liang Nan disagreed.

Fan Zhou gnawed his mouth so greasy, and replied in the midst of his busy schedule: "It's okay anyway, let's have some fun and also win over the newly popular screenwriter. The lustful part is not worthy of sympathy, but both of them have different natures. Very good, it’s pathetic to be so angry.”

Liang Nan didn't want to hear the little fox praise others, but the vinegar vat has evolved recently, from white vinegar to mature vinegar.He obviously didn't say anything, but secretly thought about it, the little fox is going to grow a new tail recently, and his cultivation base needs to be improved a lot, so it's just a matter of doing double cultivation a few times to lay a good foundation.

Fan Zhou didn't know what "good things" his own vinegar tank was thinking about, so he ate two chickens with enjoyment, wiped his mouth, and then began to focus on how to find out the prankster.

In fact, if you really want to find it is not difficult.

Not to mention Liang Nan, a thousand-year-old wooden spirit, is Fan Zhou himself. If you let go of the demon power, the range that the demon power can perceive covers two Lintong cities. Even ghosts cannot escape his perception.

It would be too wasteful to use such a large-scale method just to catch a prankster.

Sucking his finger, Fan Zhou asked Butler Hu to go to Han and Xu's family to see if the things they wore that day were still there, and if so, ask for one.

Butler Hu took the order.

Liang Nan took the towel and helped Fan Zhou wipe off the greasy mouth and hands little by little.

"Now is the critical time for you. If you want to take care of these nosy things, let those little things do the work. Don't make a lot of people under your hands and end up being troubled by yourself."

Fan Zhou is happy.

He felt that he was already the most frustrating employer, and it was hard for this wood to speak out so confidently.

No, this guy must have some crooked idea.

Fan Zhou, who was getting to know Liang Nan better and better, couldn't help but glanced at him suspiciously, and sure enough, he saw some kind of fire hidden in this guy's eyes.

Just know it is!

Fan Zhou felt a sharp pain in his molars.

bite.

Ever since this guy knew that his third tail, which he failed to grow back then, was about to grow out again, he was so excited, the posture of serving him all day was almost the same as someone serving his wife during confinement.

The point is, this guy finally found a double offer he couldn't refuse.

Fan Zhou really couldn't refuse.

Although time has changed, but to be honest, the psychological shadow left by the first three-tailed crossing robbery is really not astigmatized, he does have a sense of anxiety that is both excited and worried.

Thinking about it this way, it became clear why this guy had a particularly grumpy temper recently.

The wood's shadow was heavier and more painful than his own.

Fan Zhou's heart ached, he took off the handkerchief from Liang Nan's hand, put his arms around his neck and gently rubbed his cheek.

"With you by my side this time, it will definitely go well. Don't worry so much, or I will be so nervous that I won't be able to eat roast chicken."

Liang Nan was amused by his little fox's rare cuteness, and took advantage of the opportunity to hug him on his lap. He was just about to eat a few mouthfuls of tender tofu while the little fox was obedient.

Poor Butler Hu, who always comes at the wrong time, shows up spoiling the atmosphere.

But Butler Hu is completely used to it.

Anyway, the face of the ancestor Taoist is black no matter what.

Anyway, no matter when these two are showing off their love almost.

Anyway, as long as the ancestor is here, the Taoist companions of the ancestor can't really make them into fox collars.

Therefore, the tried-and-tested Housekeeper Hu can completely withstand Liang Nan's sharp eyes without any pressure.

"Master, both Mr. Han and Mr. Xu said that they threw away those clothes, shoes, socks and even accessories and hairpins that day. Only the jade scorpion worn by Mr. Han is still there because it is an ancestral item that cannot be discarded."

As he spoke, he took out a box and opened it to find the jade shell inside.

Fan Zhou took it out and looked it over, he saw that the jade shell was only three inches long, the texture of white jade was warm and delicate, the carving was exquisite, and the shape was ancient, probably it was a very old thing.

Jade has spirit, and Pell is beneficial.

With such a piece of ancient jade on him, it's no wonder that Xu Huiyi was sent to the latrine that day, but Han Mingshen just slept under the stone steps.

Fan Zhou imagined that picture, but still wanted to laugh.

Liang Nan thought how cute his little fox's smiling face was, but it was a pity that there was a butler Hu standing in the way, so he gave him another slap in the face.

Butler Hu bowed his waist, and the hob meat achievement was achieved.

Ignoring the "fighting skills" of the other two guys, Fan Zhou was overjoyed, picked up the jade cup again, and sighed regretfully, "It's a waste to blind such a good thing, and it has a bad smell for nothing."

Stretch out your fingers to touch the jade cymbal, and when the demon force circles around, a puff of dark green smoke will come out from the surface of the jade cymbal.

Butler Hu has a sharp nose, so he couldn't take it anymore and quickly held his breath.

Alright, with this little tail, that guy has nowhere to hide, not to mention, he can hide quite well, but he ran to Zhongshan in no time.

Throw a magic talisman to Butler Hu and ask him to bring a few more little fox monsters. It is probably a toad spirit, just be careful that it has a poison sac on its back.

Butler Hu carefully took the talisman, called a dozen or so little fox monsters with good cultivation to follow, followed the direction given by Fan Zhou, and went straight to Zhongshan in a gust of wind.

Zhongshan is already big, and there are rivers, ditches and ponds everywhere in the mountains, so it is very convenient to hide.

It's a pity that the fox is a canine, with a sharp nose and a magic talisman bestowed by its owner.

As expected, the toad spirit who was hiding in the puddle was wrapped in dumplings without even having a chance to spew venom in order to escape. A magic talisman was directly returned to its original shape, packed in a box and caught.

Fan Zhou didn't want to look at this stinky thing, so he asked Butler Hu to send it to Han Xu and the two of them. After the two got angry, they would drive this troublemaker out of Lintong, and Zhong Shan didn't allow it to stay. .

Han and Xu were very confident in Fan Zhou's methods, since Han Mingshen's Yuxi was borrowed, they waited for the letter at home.

Sure enough, within a day, the culprit of their serious illness was caught.

Fearing that the little ones would be careless, the capable Manager Hu made the trip himself.

First handing back Yuxi, who was taken away by the master, Han Mingshen thanked him again and again, and then brought out the mischievous "Taoist priest".

When Han and Xu saw a box, they entered it without knowing it.

Wait for Butler Hu to peel off the talisman on the box, turn the box over and pour out the toad.

The toad lost its restraint, and as soon as it landed, it turned into that dirty and smelly Taoist priest, but this time it didn't have the arrogant image before.

Fan Zhou's Taoist talisman was newly drawn by him recently, and the power of the talisman after the increase in demon power is naturally not the same.

After being suppressed for a long time, it would be considered a fatal toad if he could manage to transform into a human form.

When Han Xu and Xu met, they should have been extremely jealous when they met their enemies, but the toad was so smelly, the two smelly people almost remembered what happened that day, especially Xu Huiyi, took a few big steps back, covered his mouth and nose, In a low voice, he asked Butler Hu to quickly put the monster away.

Butler Hu readily complied, even the old man couldn't stand such a stinky guy.

After talking about what the master meant, Han and Xu said that since the monster had been taught a lesson, they were also vented. This is a different kind, and ordinary people can't do anything about it. Please let Mr. Fan deal with it.

Butler Hu didn't try to shirk, anyway, this guy was going to be thrown far away according to his master's intention.

Finally venting the anger in their hearts, Han and Xu felt much happier, and said that they would come to thank them in person.

Butler Hu said a few words before leaving.

The toad, who was still breathing, ran away wisely. I don't know if it will repeat the trick again, but it definitely doesn't dare to run under the nose of the couple again to make trouble.

For this reason, the two of Han and Xu made a special banquet to reward them, not to mention, they also gave generous gifts, and one of them moved the couple quite a lot.

It was a volume of landscape painting, which was said to have been created overnight by a famous painter of the ancestor of Han Mingshen, who woke up from a dream in a fairyland one day.

How precious and valuable this painting is is not the point, nor is how outstanding the painting skills are.

The point is, without the auspicious clouds and fairies drawn by fabricating fairyland in the story, the mountain looks like the Huangshan Mountain in their world, especially the iconic welcoming pine.

At least in the places where the couple have set foot in this world, they have never seen a pine tree of this species.

The most important thing is that while unfolding the picture scroll and feeling extremely familiar, the couple also had a wonderful intuition.

This thing must be taken back to the boss!