[Comprehensive] The first national division

"Come on, Ah Song, just pick a pine nut."

Li Gousheng, ah no, Li Shenggou held a squirrel's tail with one hand, his fairy-like face was full of expectation, and his eyes were fixed on the little squirrel in his hand.If it were a human being here, even a nun who hated men the most would probably raise his hand and surrender under Li Shenggou's expectant eyes.However, the aesthetics of squirrels is different from that of humans. In the eyes of the poor little squirrels, this human being robs them of their nests [that is, pine trees] and food [pine nuts], and now they catch it. It is really not a good person!

At this moment, there is a huge map placed under Li Shenggou's feet, marked with various colors, which are the distribution maps of the five kingdoms of Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Hui, Khitan, Liao, Mongolia and other countries.At the junction of these countries, there are some special signs from time to time, which are Shi Guanyin, Happy King and other powerful forces dominating one side outside the pass.

Such a detailed and huge map can be said to be invaluable in this era.However, Li Shenggou spread it on the ground casually, and made any marks on it with a pen.

Anyway, he had made hundreds of copies of the same map.

There is no need for an orphan or something.

And on this huge map, within the range of these countries and forces, there is a small pile of sweet and delicious pine nuts that have been peeled off.

Each one is carefully selected, enough for all squirrels to flock to them.

And as a national teacher who suffers from choice disorder phobia, at this moment, he is planning to let this unlucky squirrel choose a place for him to go out to cause harm, no, it is to subdue a force.

Staying in the Tang Kingdom all day long, looking up and looking at people who are respectful to me, not even an official who wants to overthrow me and join the emperor, this kind of life is really boring.

Master said that boredom can easily lead to abnormality.

In order not to become abnormal, Li Shenggou had no choice but to cure his boredom.

He turned his head slightly, pinched the squirrel's tail, "I can only pick one place, understand?"

Squirrel suddenly felt a strong fear in his heart, and nodded blankly.

Satisfied, Li Shenggou let go of his hand. Seeing the squirrel stepping on the map, he looked around for a while, then moved to a place, guarding a pile of pine nuts.

"Happy City?" Li Shenggou looked down and smiled.

"Master Commander, Master Commander, something is wrong!" A young man dressed in the uniform of the guard of the National Teacher's Mansion ran over in a panic.

"What's the hurry, don't make any noise." The commander is a beautiful lady with a heroic figure, seeing the unsteady appearance of the newly recruited guards at this moment, she thought to herself that she would have to train them hard in a few days.

The young man looked at his commander sadly, "It's really a big deal."

After finishing speaking, he respectfully handed the note in his hand to the commander, "When my subordinate was sweeping the floor just now, I saw this note floating on the ground."

The commander took a look at the note, and saw that it was written in black and white. The neat and beautiful handwriting was very refreshing and pleasing to the eye: If you have business to travel, please don't read it.

Li Sheng stayed behind.

"Commander, Commander?"

Seeing the commander's staring eyes, the young man almost fainted, so he hurried forward to support her.

"No, I have to hurry up and talk to the commander and the others!"

After finishing speaking, the woman hurriedly picked up her light work and ran away. The speed was really unmatched.

The young man stayed helplessly in place for a long time, and couldn't help scratching his hair.

Commander's own performance is no better than him.

"Don't worry, Master Guoshi never does things that are not sure."

"It's just that Master Guoshi didn't take his subordinates with him when he went out, just in case..."

"It doesn't matter. Now that there is nothing wrong in the country, and the world is peaceful, it is also boring for the national teacher to stay in the mansion."

"However, I am personally looking forward to what kind of surprise Master Guoshi will bring us this time."

"By the way, Dugu, where's your eagle?"

"...It followed the national teacher and ran QAQ."

Secretly, several master-level masters secretly exchanged their views, and jointly suppressed this matter.

Kaifeng City.

In recent days, walking along the busiest side street to the end, there is a junction of a small noodle stall and a tavern. A new fortune teller has arrived. He only does three divinations every day, but the divinations are extremely accurate.Several people who had been counted beat gongs and drums to give money to that gentleman, and countless people came here because of his reputation, but the time of that gentleman's appearance and haunts was not fixed every day. Today is not out of the stall.

A desolate handsome young man on the side reached out and pressed the broken hat on his head, listening carefully to the gossip of the people next to him, occasionally echoing it when he heard something interesting.He is extremely handsome, with the corners of his mouth slightly upward, even when he is not smiling, he seems to be smiling.A person with such a face is undoubtedly extremely pleasing.

It's just that although he is good-looking, his purse is not very good-looking, and his money comes and goes quickly, and now it is time to bottom out, so he has to go out of the city to catch a few people and exchange some money to spend.

Today's weather is not good. There are raindrops mixed with snowflakes on the street. It is getting dark again, and there are fewer and fewer pedestrians on the road.This downcast handsome young man was walking, when he saw a huge banner in front of him, fluttering in the wind, on which were clearly written the seven big characters "Iron mouth straight off Sai Shenxian". Very atmospheric.

But for fortune-telling, such signboards are very common, and some people even say that they came down to earth from the Taishang Laojun, and they are just liars.

However, if the word is not crooked, it will definitely be more convincing.

The boy thought, maybe even a five-year-old child could write better than this!

Forget it, actually it has nothing to do with him, he has to get out of the city quickly.

Thinking of this, the boy speeded up slightly.

When he passed the stall of Sai Immortal, the boy couldn't help but glanced at it.

The person in the booth was probably a young man with a white face and beardless.

His eyes are extremely beautiful, the boy has never seen such beautiful eyes.

But his face was not very good, a little blue, a little white, it looked like he was overindulgent.If the face is ruddy, this face can be called a handsome man.

"This guest officer, meeting is a fate, isn't it a divination?" The fortune teller probably hasn't opened his business all the time, and he is not picky at this moment, just wanting to get a fortune teller casually.

The young man smiled, "I don't look like I can afford fortune-telling money."

"Your hat is pretty good." The fortune teller took a serious look at him and said without disdain.

The boy looked at the physiognomist, his lips were so dry and cracked by the cold, he is a martial arts practitioner, and he is much more resistant to freezing than ordinary people.So he immediately took off his hat, threw it steadily, and hung it on the fortune teller's head.

"Then give it to you, brother."

After speaking, he will leave.

"Hey, wait a minute." The fortune teller hurriedly stopped him, "Hero, since you have already paid for the fortune-telling, why don't you ask me to do the fortune-telling for you."

The young man turned his head and saw the obsessive appearance of the fortune teller, he was amused, "What can you be?"

"Birth, old age, sickness and death are determined by God, and I don't care about that." The fortune teller spread his arms and said innocently, "The red line of marriage is a matter of the old man, and I don't care about it."

"So, I can only count the biggest difficulties you will encounter in the next few years, knight."

When the fortune teller said this, the boy became interested instead. Could it be that he met someone with real talents?

"Then you just talk, do you need me to write a word?"

"No need." The fortune teller waved his hand, "I've already figured it out. This chivalrous man, what you have to be careful of is nothing more than 'Peach Blossom Tribulation'."

"...You said just now that it's not a marriage." The young man replied after a moment of silence.

"Is there any relationship between peach blossom catastrophe and marriage?" the fortune teller asked.

The boy was speechless, so he bowed his hands and left.

The fortune teller sat down with a smile on his face, and lifted the hat on his head.

A middle-aged woman washing vegetables next to her looked at the fortune-teller's complacent expression, and secretly rolled her eyes.

About two hours later, it was completely dark.

The middle-aged woman lived nearby, and there was a well here, so she often came here to wash dishes and vegetables.

The fortune-teller stayed here for a day, so he pulled a fortune-teller and exchanged a broken hat in a shameless manner.

Hey, life is hard too.

Thinking of this, the middle-aged woman no longer disliked the other party, and began to wash her own bowl with some hot water.

A man with the appearance of a talented scholar walked up to him, looking very thin and weak.

He walked past the fortune-telling booth, and was dragged down by the fortune-teller again. He wanted to tell someone's fortune and change his gloves.

Ah bah, she retracted her preface, this fortune teller is really shameless.

The scholar didn't seem to believe this, he was full of the words of a sage, and he didn't say anything about strange power and confusion, which made the fortune teller look helpless.

"Then my friend, how can you trust me?" Seeing that this person is not easy to fool, the fortune teller couldn't help asking.

The scholar rolled his eyes and pointed at the middle-aged woman, "How about this, you can do the math for that aunt next to me, and I will believe it only if the calculation is correct."

The fortune teller glanced at the aunt who was washing the dishes and nodded, it was easy, "Peach Blossom Tribulation!"

The middle-aged woman kept silent and continued to wash the dishes.

The scholar had no choice but to follow the fortune teller's wishes, "Okay, do the math for me."

The fortune-teller looked at the scholar several times, and said three words, "Peach Blossom Tribulation."

Now, the woman who washed the dishes was not happy.

"Forget three of you, and all three of them are peach blossom catastrophes. I don't want you to deceive people like this." The middle-aged woman seemed to be holding back hard, and she couldn't help but get angry at this moment.

"My calculation is not bad at all." The fortune teller did not repent, but saw the scholar looking at him with a smile.

The fortune teller was inexplicably confident, "The boy before, his peach blossom disaster was because of 'many', but this old lady, your peach blossom disaster is because of 'rotten', and your peach blossom..." The fortune teller said meaningfully Glancing at the scholar, "Your peach blossom calamity lies in the fact that peach blossoms do not belong to you, it is 'robbing'."

"Hahahaha." The scholar laughed loudly, and handed the glove to the fortune teller, "You can't count, you can't. Even if the peach blossoms in this world don't belong to me, as long as I want them, they will be mine."

The fortune teller smiled and said nothing.

The face of the middle-aged woman changed, "Who are you calling rotten?"

The scholar also stopped laughing, as if he planned to watch the confrontation between the fortune teller and the middle-aged woman for fun.

"You were orphaned when you were young, and you are a middle-aged son. You were originally from a wealthy family, but you have fallen to this point because of a man. Am I right?" The fortune teller put on his gloves, showing a bit of a gentleman.

The woman moved her lips, trying to refute but couldn't speak.

"You are destined to have no children, but the relationship between husband and wife is very good, which can be considered a good fate. It's a pity that you, Hong Luan, are so excited and have a happy face. On the contrary, it collides with this good fate. If you don't have enough hearts, this peach blossom will naturally rot."

"Get out, you deceitful thing!" The middle-aged woman picked up a few bowls and smashed them at the fortune teller, and ran away in a hurry after smashing them.

The scholar glanced at the fortune teller with a smile, "It seems that your calculation is very accurate, I will remember it, thank you very much." From his eyes, it can be seen that these two people are not acting.I heard that there is a clay bodhisattva in Hui country who can intercept heavenly secrets and calculate the fate of everyone. It seems that this person has some real talents and practical learning.

My son's peach blossom robbery is a bit interesting.

The scholar left thoughtfully.

After counting the three hexagrams, Li Gousheng naturally needs to close the stall.

Today, he told the fortunes of Shen Lang, Aunt Gongsun and Wang Lianhua, and he also got hats and gloves, which can be regarded as a lot of gains.

Li Gousheng put away the stall, holding "A Book Teaches You to Identify Heroes and Villains from the Crowd" with a look of satisfaction on his face.

The author has something to say: Li Gousheng: Junior has "Distinguish Winners in Life Hand in Hand", and I have "A Book Teaches You to Identify Heroes and Villains from the Crowd"!

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The first short story is about Wulin Waishi (*^___^*).