Reverse C debut of the whole company
Chapter 5
Watching Nezha being returned by Tiandao, Chuhua restarted the car, and said stubbornly: "You should run away! Let you call me fat!"
Ao Bing also nodded and said, "It's obviously strong and beautiful."
The adult bird is so reasonable. After being praised, Chuhua became happy again, "You still have vision, let's go, let's eat crayfish!"
Long was surprisingly good at accepting his distant relative, crayfish. The two chatted while eating crayfish and drinking beer.
Chuhua: "Are you familiar with Nezha? I think he didn't want to go back to heaven when he saw you here. In folklore, didn't he skin your cramps?"
Ao Bing thought for a while, "We don't know each other, but he's not as scary as in the legend, and he didn't pick my dragon tendons. By the way, Mr. Chu, I've been curious about something for a long time. Things, it seems like a lot of people are holding one, is it really fun?"
Chuhua raised the claw machine in his hand, "Is this? It's really interesting. Ao Bing, do you want it too?"
"If you want one, I'll work hard and buy one with my salary."
Seeing that Ao Bing was eager to try, Chuhua didn't want to hit him so quickly, but he still couldn't help asking: "Then do you know English and pinyin?"
Ao Bing: "?"
An hour later, Chuhua returned home with Ao Bing with packed fruit tea and crayfish.
"Zhaobao, I brought you some snacks in the world. Ao Bing agreed to eat them. Come out and try them." Chuhua put the lunch box and fruit tea on the table. Shy, he took Ao Bing into the study and turned on the computer.
Chuhua searched on the website and found a set of introductory course videos of Pinyin for children. He pulled Long and sat down in front of the computer desk, "Come on, Ao Bing, follow this lesson, and you can buy a mobile phone after you learn it."
After arranging Ao Bing to be in a self-study state, Chu Hua held the empty cup he had finished drinking in his hand and went out to throw out the trash.When passing the dining table, he found that the takeaway he brought to Zhaobao hadn't moved.
Chuhua doubted: "... Zhaobao?"
Five minutes later, Chuhua searched every corner of the house to confirm that a fairy had really escaped from his house.
At this moment, he finally remembered something, turned on the mobile phone that he hadn't had time to look at when he was driving outside, and belatedly discovered an urgent mission.
[Because Zhaobao misses the fluff in his cave too much, his happiness index is too low, and he has escaped from prison.Urgent task - please increase the happiness index of Zhaobao to 60% before midnight tonight to reduce the turnover rate of permanent staff. 】
[Zhaobao's current happiness level: 43%, please continue to work hard! 】
【Aiming at the situation of employees absconding without permission, Tiandao is developing new regulations and restrictions, which will be implemented later. 】
Chuhua: "..."
He conjured up his wings on the spot and slapped his Kongguo teacup flying with his arm, "Prison escape? What kind of prison is this? No... I am not a prison here. Why do I use this verb? What is wrong with each of them? As for Do you despise me so much?"
[At the same time, in order to congratulate you on successfully completing the first mission, we will set up a company for you for free!According to the industry you selected in the previous assignment and your own field of expertise, you will soon get an entertainment agency and enter related fields such as film, television, song, variety show, etc.After the beep, please name it. 】
Chuhua, who was so angry, didn't read the text prompt that appeared later. He was still thumping in the living room, and the owl hooted out of anger, "cluck cluck! Quack quack quack quack!"
After bouncing on the spot for a while, Chuhua calmed down again, took out the broom from the kitchen, and began to sweep the bird feathers all over the floor.
A decision has been made, Chu Hua just won't do this urgent task!
At worst, go directly to the return and exchange process, return Zhaobao, and get another sensible person like Ao Bing.
Let him go, the next one will be better and the next one will be better!
Looking at the crayfish lunch box and the cup of peach fruit tea that were still on the table, Chuhua felt that he had fed the dog with all his heart, turned grief and anger into appetite, and was full.
Ao Bing stays in Chuhua's apartment building and fights at night, trying to overcome the language barrier overnight and integrate into the claw machine family as soon as possible.And Chuhua, who had a full stomach, wandered out from the bustling urban area and flew into the suburban woods to eat.
Although Chuhua's heel is a bird, he is a good bird that integrates into human society. Not only does he look very human after being transformed, but he also has some human habits.
For example, when he went out to digest food, he always brought a bag of takeaway fruit tea, which was originally bought for Zhaobao, but now he confiscated it.
He has a drink in his mouth, his wings are flying in the sky, his paws are holding his mobile phone, he can still take time to flick the screen, and actively praise his human friends in Moments.
Just when he liked it, his elder brother, the director, sent a message, "Brother Chu, the one in this video...is really you, right?"
If you want to type, you still need a few more fingers.Chuhua landed on a nearby tree, pecked open the fruit tea with his mouth, turned his head to drink the tea, and at the same time clicked on the link sent by the director's brother with his bird claws.
Click on the link, and there is a video whose popularity is rising in real time. The participants in the video are Nezha, Ao Bing, him, and the bad guy they met in the restaurant in the evening.
The scene of their confrontation was filmed, and the angle of view of this camera was obviously shot by the team on the webcast platform.
When I first experienced it personally, I didn't think much of it, but now from the perspective of a third party, the parties present... the style of painting is indeed a bit too strange.
Under the threat of vicious criminals, can they still reminisce and chat happily?What kind of simple and crude short video theater is this?
Especially the attitude of the people present was extremely relaxed, and even revealed a kind of arrogance, which was simply too scripted.And the plot after that was even more magical. Such a strong villain was stabbed in the forehead by a five or six-year-old child, and he easily fought back with a mocking face... Who would believe this?
Whose Long Aotian was reborn at the age of five?Shuangwen doesn't even write like this, this plot is out of date, waiting to be ridiculed?
Although the authenticity is doubted, it does not prevent the popularity of this video from rising all over the Internet, and it has become a hot spot tonight. Even if the video is fake, the plot is arranged ups and downs. Take a look to pass the time.
[Brother Director: Tell me honestly, did you really set up an entertainment agency?The newcomer has become popular before debuting. The plan you made is a bit powerful. 】
Chuhua was too lazy to argue, so he clicked an owl taunting emoticon pack with his claws, forked off the conversation, and continued to follow up hot events.
He noticed that someone really started to pick up Nezha's agency?It is said that this kid will rely on a martial arts prodigy to make his debut. This time the marketing is very good.
"Screw the brokerage company?" Chuhua smiled, and licked the apple slices in the fruit tea, "This year's netizens are very good at thinking, if they can figure it out, I will show them a living person turning into a bird on the spot."
Originally, this video had already gained some popularity, but the opportunity to really hit the hot spot on the entire platform was detonated by a police statement.The local police station then issued a statement, combined with the location and time of the incident, let the melon eaters smell a bit of an extraordinary atmosphere.
…What do you mean by "At 06:30 this afternoon, the fugitive suspect X was arrested at Hotel X, thanks to the assistance of the civil experts to rescue the innocent hostages"?
This vague statement ignited the interest of the people who eat melons, and the comments are also very lively:
[Crush the blade with your head?Break bones with bare hands?How old is this child labor actor?Let's not talk about whether it is legal or not, don't you think this plot is too exaggerated? 】
[Although, I still want to ask, what is the name of this child?Do you have any martial arts videos?I kind of want to see it. 】
[I also want to see, Group D has already begun to pick up, let's see what the origin is. 】
[There is also the blue-haired brother standing next to him, is he another protagonist who is on the rise?The god who prays for rain...]
Chuhua understood the situation, and knew that Nezha's hot spot could not be suppressed, but there was no need to deliberately suppress it.
The protagonists of the incident have all disappeared from the world. As long as they are left alone, other hot spots will naturally rush up in two days. The memory of the Internet is not long-lasting, and people will gradually forget it.
But let’s talk about Ao Bing’s hot comments... This wild guessing hits part of the truth of the incident, and someone in the Xuanmen analyzed the spells through gestures, saying that this young man is probably not a senior, but knows some lost spells , has launched the local Xuanmen to start looking for people.
Chuhua nodded, expressing his admiration for the wisdom of these netizens, and then clicked a report, the reason for the report was feudal superstition.
Let Ao Bing pay attention next time, anyway, he is not debuting as an artist, how long can the topic of an ordinary person continue to ferment?
If it doesn't work, Chuhua will take Ao Bing to change direction, not to touch the entertainment industry in the future, and find a low-key and practical job, leading the gods to learn modernization.
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that this idea was reliable. While sipping fruit tea, Chuhua tapped his paws, actively maintaining the online comment environment and opposing feudal superstition.
Perhaps the argument of the young Xuanmen master praying for rain sounded too superstitious. Before Chuhua could report a few, the platform cleared it up by itself. , used to attract heat.
Now Chuhua finally let go of his heart, and looked up at the time again. It turned out that he had been wandering in the woods for a while, and it was almost past zero.
He thought for a while, and then clicked on the Tiandao app to check the countdown to the urgent task of finding and appeasing Zhaobao, and it has reached the last minute.
It was quiet in the dark grove, and Chu Hua stared at the countdown timer boredly, waiting for the day to pass.
He didn't even know where Zhaobao was. The difficulty of this urgent task was a bit exaggerated.Chuhua thought, when he goes back, he will give his good employee Ao Bing an identity and a mobile phone, so that if something happens in the future, he can at least have a way to contact him.
The time came to count down the seconds.
Chuhua squatted on the tree, turning his flexible neck, and combing the feathers on his back with his mouth. The mobile phone placed on the branch next to him glowed brightly in the dark, indicating that the countdown was about to reset to zero.
But at the moment it was reset to zero, the app's countdown was stuck.
Chuhua stopped pecking and noticed something strange.
The next moment, a familiar white light flashed under the tree. It was the forced transmission light of heaven that he had only seen in the evening.After the light disappeared, there was another person under the tree, looking up at him with wide eyes.
Chuhua: "!"
Before he was frightened and flew away, his mobile phone on the tree branch rang, and a new message box popped up: [Urgent mission completed!It is detected that Zhaobao's happiness index has returned to 120%. Congratulations to Mr. Chu for exceeding the task!You are indeed the most suitable candidate~]
From the perspective of Xiao Sheng under the tree, he only saw a snow-white owl with fluffy feathers, which was slowly cleaning its feathers on the branch of the tree. With a lazy look, he was obviously petrified.
And his whole bird looks like a big round white pompom, with a few clusters of black feathers evenly distributed on the back, naturally growing into the shape of... a small heart.
...What kind of fairy fluff is this?
He has never seen it in heaven!
Compared with this fresh and refined snow-white fat ball, those fluffy things in his cave are immediately set off as mundane things!
Xiao Sheng raised his head and stared blankly, after a long while he murmured: "...I want rua."
Chuhua: "...!?"
The author has something to say:
Chuhua: ... This man, I can't shake the lotus!
Ao Bing also nodded and said, "It's obviously strong and beautiful."
The adult bird is so reasonable. After being praised, Chuhua became happy again, "You still have vision, let's go, let's eat crayfish!"
Long was surprisingly good at accepting his distant relative, crayfish. The two chatted while eating crayfish and drinking beer.
Chuhua: "Are you familiar with Nezha? I think he didn't want to go back to heaven when he saw you here. In folklore, didn't he skin your cramps?"
Ao Bing thought for a while, "We don't know each other, but he's not as scary as in the legend, and he didn't pick my dragon tendons. By the way, Mr. Chu, I've been curious about something for a long time. Things, it seems like a lot of people are holding one, is it really fun?"
Chuhua raised the claw machine in his hand, "Is this? It's really interesting. Ao Bing, do you want it too?"
"If you want one, I'll work hard and buy one with my salary."
Seeing that Ao Bing was eager to try, Chuhua didn't want to hit him so quickly, but he still couldn't help asking: "Then do you know English and pinyin?"
Ao Bing: "?"
An hour later, Chuhua returned home with Ao Bing with packed fruit tea and crayfish.
"Zhaobao, I brought you some snacks in the world. Ao Bing agreed to eat them. Come out and try them." Chuhua put the lunch box and fruit tea on the table. Shy, he took Ao Bing into the study and turned on the computer.
Chuhua searched on the website and found a set of introductory course videos of Pinyin for children. He pulled Long and sat down in front of the computer desk, "Come on, Ao Bing, follow this lesson, and you can buy a mobile phone after you learn it."
After arranging Ao Bing to be in a self-study state, Chu Hua held the empty cup he had finished drinking in his hand and went out to throw out the trash.When passing the dining table, he found that the takeaway he brought to Zhaobao hadn't moved.
Chuhua doubted: "... Zhaobao?"
Five minutes later, Chuhua searched every corner of the house to confirm that a fairy had really escaped from his house.
At this moment, he finally remembered something, turned on the mobile phone that he hadn't had time to look at when he was driving outside, and belatedly discovered an urgent mission.
[Because Zhaobao misses the fluff in his cave too much, his happiness index is too low, and he has escaped from prison.Urgent task - please increase the happiness index of Zhaobao to 60% before midnight tonight to reduce the turnover rate of permanent staff. 】
[Zhaobao's current happiness level: 43%, please continue to work hard! 】
【Aiming at the situation of employees absconding without permission, Tiandao is developing new regulations and restrictions, which will be implemented later. 】
Chuhua: "..."
He conjured up his wings on the spot and slapped his Kongguo teacup flying with his arm, "Prison escape? What kind of prison is this? No... I am not a prison here. Why do I use this verb? What is wrong with each of them? As for Do you despise me so much?"
[At the same time, in order to congratulate you on successfully completing the first mission, we will set up a company for you for free!According to the industry you selected in the previous assignment and your own field of expertise, you will soon get an entertainment agency and enter related fields such as film, television, song, variety show, etc.After the beep, please name it. 】
Chuhua, who was so angry, didn't read the text prompt that appeared later. He was still thumping in the living room, and the owl hooted out of anger, "cluck cluck! Quack quack quack quack!"
After bouncing on the spot for a while, Chuhua calmed down again, took out the broom from the kitchen, and began to sweep the bird feathers all over the floor.
A decision has been made, Chu Hua just won't do this urgent task!
At worst, go directly to the return and exchange process, return Zhaobao, and get another sensible person like Ao Bing.
Let him go, the next one will be better and the next one will be better!
Looking at the crayfish lunch box and the cup of peach fruit tea that were still on the table, Chuhua felt that he had fed the dog with all his heart, turned grief and anger into appetite, and was full.
Ao Bing stays in Chuhua's apartment building and fights at night, trying to overcome the language barrier overnight and integrate into the claw machine family as soon as possible.And Chuhua, who had a full stomach, wandered out from the bustling urban area and flew into the suburban woods to eat.
Although Chuhua's heel is a bird, he is a good bird that integrates into human society. Not only does he look very human after being transformed, but he also has some human habits.
For example, when he went out to digest food, he always brought a bag of takeaway fruit tea, which was originally bought for Zhaobao, but now he confiscated it.
He has a drink in his mouth, his wings are flying in the sky, his paws are holding his mobile phone, he can still take time to flick the screen, and actively praise his human friends in Moments.
Just when he liked it, his elder brother, the director, sent a message, "Brother Chu, the one in this video...is really you, right?"
If you want to type, you still need a few more fingers.Chuhua landed on a nearby tree, pecked open the fruit tea with his mouth, turned his head to drink the tea, and at the same time clicked on the link sent by the director's brother with his bird claws.
Click on the link, and there is a video whose popularity is rising in real time. The participants in the video are Nezha, Ao Bing, him, and the bad guy they met in the restaurant in the evening.
The scene of their confrontation was filmed, and the angle of view of this camera was obviously shot by the team on the webcast platform.
When I first experienced it personally, I didn't think much of it, but now from the perspective of a third party, the parties present... the style of painting is indeed a bit too strange.
Under the threat of vicious criminals, can they still reminisce and chat happily?What kind of simple and crude short video theater is this?
Especially the attitude of the people present was extremely relaxed, and even revealed a kind of arrogance, which was simply too scripted.And the plot after that was even more magical. Such a strong villain was stabbed in the forehead by a five or six-year-old child, and he easily fought back with a mocking face... Who would believe this?
Whose Long Aotian was reborn at the age of five?Shuangwen doesn't even write like this, this plot is out of date, waiting to be ridiculed?
Although the authenticity is doubted, it does not prevent the popularity of this video from rising all over the Internet, and it has become a hot spot tonight. Even if the video is fake, the plot is arranged ups and downs. Take a look to pass the time.
[Brother Director: Tell me honestly, did you really set up an entertainment agency?The newcomer has become popular before debuting. The plan you made is a bit powerful. 】
Chuhua was too lazy to argue, so he clicked an owl taunting emoticon pack with his claws, forked off the conversation, and continued to follow up hot events.
He noticed that someone really started to pick up Nezha's agency?It is said that this kid will rely on a martial arts prodigy to make his debut. This time the marketing is very good.
"Screw the brokerage company?" Chuhua smiled, and licked the apple slices in the fruit tea, "This year's netizens are very good at thinking, if they can figure it out, I will show them a living person turning into a bird on the spot."
Originally, this video had already gained some popularity, but the opportunity to really hit the hot spot on the entire platform was detonated by a police statement.The local police station then issued a statement, combined with the location and time of the incident, let the melon eaters smell a bit of an extraordinary atmosphere.
…What do you mean by "At 06:30 this afternoon, the fugitive suspect X was arrested at Hotel X, thanks to the assistance of the civil experts to rescue the innocent hostages"?
This vague statement ignited the interest of the people who eat melons, and the comments are also very lively:
[Crush the blade with your head?Break bones with bare hands?How old is this child labor actor?Let's not talk about whether it is legal or not, don't you think this plot is too exaggerated? 】
[Although, I still want to ask, what is the name of this child?Do you have any martial arts videos?I kind of want to see it. 】
[I also want to see, Group D has already begun to pick up, let's see what the origin is. 】
[There is also the blue-haired brother standing next to him, is he another protagonist who is on the rise?The god who prays for rain...]
Chuhua understood the situation, and knew that Nezha's hot spot could not be suppressed, but there was no need to deliberately suppress it.
The protagonists of the incident have all disappeared from the world. As long as they are left alone, other hot spots will naturally rush up in two days. The memory of the Internet is not long-lasting, and people will gradually forget it.
But let’s talk about Ao Bing’s hot comments... This wild guessing hits part of the truth of the incident, and someone in the Xuanmen analyzed the spells through gestures, saying that this young man is probably not a senior, but knows some lost spells , has launched the local Xuanmen to start looking for people.
Chuhua nodded, expressing his admiration for the wisdom of these netizens, and then clicked a report, the reason for the report was feudal superstition.
Let Ao Bing pay attention next time, anyway, he is not debuting as an artist, how long can the topic of an ordinary person continue to ferment?
If it doesn't work, Chuhua will take Ao Bing to change direction, not to touch the entertainment industry in the future, and find a low-key and practical job, leading the gods to learn modernization.
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that this idea was reliable. While sipping fruit tea, Chuhua tapped his paws, actively maintaining the online comment environment and opposing feudal superstition.
Perhaps the argument of the young Xuanmen master praying for rain sounded too superstitious. Before Chuhua could report a few, the platform cleared it up by itself. , used to attract heat.
Now Chuhua finally let go of his heart, and looked up at the time again. It turned out that he had been wandering in the woods for a while, and it was almost past zero.
He thought for a while, and then clicked on the Tiandao app to check the countdown to the urgent task of finding and appeasing Zhaobao, and it has reached the last minute.
It was quiet in the dark grove, and Chu Hua stared at the countdown timer boredly, waiting for the day to pass.
He didn't even know where Zhaobao was. The difficulty of this urgent task was a bit exaggerated.Chuhua thought, when he goes back, he will give his good employee Ao Bing an identity and a mobile phone, so that if something happens in the future, he can at least have a way to contact him.
The time came to count down the seconds.
Chuhua squatted on the tree, turning his flexible neck, and combing the feathers on his back with his mouth. The mobile phone placed on the branch next to him glowed brightly in the dark, indicating that the countdown was about to reset to zero.
But at the moment it was reset to zero, the app's countdown was stuck.
Chuhua stopped pecking and noticed something strange.
The next moment, a familiar white light flashed under the tree. It was the forced transmission light of heaven that he had only seen in the evening.After the light disappeared, there was another person under the tree, looking up at him with wide eyes.
Chuhua: "!"
Before he was frightened and flew away, his mobile phone on the tree branch rang, and a new message box popped up: [Urgent mission completed!It is detected that Zhaobao's happiness index has returned to 120%. Congratulations to Mr. Chu for exceeding the task!You are indeed the most suitable candidate~]
From the perspective of Xiao Sheng under the tree, he only saw a snow-white owl with fluffy feathers, which was slowly cleaning its feathers on the branch of the tree. With a lazy look, he was obviously petrified.
And his whole bird looks like a big round white pompom, with a few clusters of black feathers evenly distributed on the back, naturally growing into the shape of... a small heart.
...What kind of fairy fluff is this?
He has never seen it in heaven!
Compared with this fresh and refined snow-white fat ball, those fluffy things in his cave are immediately set off as mundane things!
Xiao Sheng raised his head and stared blankly, after a long while he murmured: "...I want rua."
Chuhua: "...!?"
The author has something to say:
Chuhua: ... This man, I can't shake the lotus!
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