The Contest of Top Scholars
13. Bidong's Counterattack
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Traveling on weekends, stop for two days.
A few days later, Ning Meng really told everyone that she was leaving.
"Although I am very reluctant, I will go back to Taiwan to spend Christmas with my parents, and then I will go back to the headquarters to start a new project. I may not be able to return to Shanghai in the short term. Don't forget me!"
Ning Meng stood beside Xie Lianhang who accompanied her, expressing her reluctance, which aroused all the nerds to become emotional.
Ning Meng has a cheerful personality, has the natural sweetness of a Taiwanese girl, but is not pretentious, and is very easy to get along with. What's more, not only does she not need to be coaxed or subdued at work, she is independent and capable, and like Xie Lianhang, her skills can crush big Some boys are not arrogant, and are very willing to share her experience and skills, especially for Xiao Jiang, it can be said that they have taught her everything.She looks like a senior when she is stable, a younger sister when she is sweet, and a brother when she is playful. In more than a month, Ning Meng has become the first and perhaps the last goddess in the history of the technical department.
When Ning Meng said that as long as Sheldon agrees, she will immediately apply to the headquarters for transfer back.
It turned out that the boss disagreed!
All the nerds stared at the dumb Xie Lianhang with red eyes, and dared not speak out.
Xiao Jiang on the side rolled his eyes. Although he was very reluctant to take care of Ning Meng, but since he overheard Xie Lianhang's phone call, Xie Lianhang promised his wife to "persuade" Ning Meng to go back, so he knew that Ning Meng must have something The reason is that I cannot stay in Shanghai for a long time.Besides, even her boyfriend is reluctant, why are you a bunch of outsiders working hard.At this time, Xiao Jiang didn't realize that his thoughts were sour, because even if he was conscious, he couldn't figure out who he was sour on.
It was rare in the past month. Everyone got off work on time, went to dinner together, and then went to the bar to see Ning Meng off. Of course, Xie United Airlines paid for it.
Someone suggested to play Truth or Dare, using the counting game to determine the person to be punished, and in exchange for approval, Xiao Jiang was responsible for explaining the rules of the game to Ning Meng.Counting game, usually play "3" or "7".For example, "3", start counting in turn from 1, whenever you encounter a multiple of 3 or a number with 3, you can't count verbally, you can only use high-fives instead, whoever makes a mistake needs to be punished, drink a glass of wine, Then choose the truth or the big risk, and the person who was punished in the previous game will give the question.After the punishment is over, the punished will continue to report down.
This tests mental arithmetic and reaction skills, but for this group of technical geeks who graduated from science and engineering, it is simply trivial. No one is wrong within a hundred, and the reporting speed is fast and accurate.But as the number gets bigger, the difficulty also increases. When it was more than 200, some people started to make mistakes. When it was more than 300, it was like a group of snakes. can sync.
As the number increases, some people drink too much, and the chance of making mistakes also increases. At the same time, it also affects other people's judgments. , imitating Xiaoyue Yue Wensong, chatting up strangers, confessing in public...all are light.
The protagonist, Ning Meng, had a great time. Seeing the punished people being punished in a funny way, she also wanted to deliberately report a mistake and try to be punished, but she felt ashamed of counting mistakes.
When it was nearly four digits, Ning Meng smiled so happily that she forgot to count for a moment. She chose to take a big risk by herself, but a group of homeboys were embarrassed to ask Ning Meng to go to such a beautiful woman even if they had any ideas. Do it, and finally everyone begged her to choose the truth.
The boy who was punished in the previous round hesitated for a long time. Under the encouragement of others, he asked, "What is the relationship between you and our boss, Molly? Apart from friends, seniors, and colleagues."
When Xiao Jiang heard this, he felt that it was a waste. There was nothing to ask about it. They all lived together.
Ning Meng laughed when she heard this, raised the corners of her eyes charmingly at Xiao Jiang beside her, and lowered her voice to pretend to be mysterious: "Soulmate!"
"Wow~~~" A group of nerds booed at the same time after hearing this, thinking that the answer was very advanced and ambiguous, the booing was just to cover up their own embarrassment, there were regrets, envy, disappointment, and gossip...
Xiao Jiang was a little surprised by this answer. A soulmate can be a soul mate, a dream lover, or a bosom friend... But these are different from the feelings of ordinary couples. Seeing everyone booing, Xie Lianhang still looks indifferent, Xiao Jiang thinks Something doesn't seem right.
Because of Xiaojiang's ecstasy, he didn't notice that Ning Meng had started counting again. When it was his turn, he naturally froze, so he was caught immediately.
Resigned to his fate, he drank a glass of beer: "I choose the truth." Xiao Jiang is confident that he has no little secrets that he can't tell.
"No, I'm going to take a big risk with you!" Ning Meng disagreed. She hadn't played a big risk just now, so how could she let Xiao Jiang who was punished by herself be spared.
The other colleagues also booed, saying that a man should not be cowardly, so Xiao Jiang had to accept it, thinking that Ning Meng, a girl, would not be able to think of a more damaging move.
"Hmm...let me think about it...it's very simple, just look at this wood for 10 seconds." Ning Meng raised her hand and pointed at Xie Lianhang who was sitting on the side like a Buddha.
"It's too simple!"
"Molly is eccentric!"
"You can't let Xiao Jiang go like this!"
……
The other otaku were dissatisfied.
"I haven't finished yet, please cooperate with Bidong and look at each other affectionately for 10 seconds." Ning Meng chuckled and told the details.
What the hell?wall dong?Who knocks who?Hey, I'll go, no, isn't this just for little girls to play with?Xiao Jiang stared straight and opened his mouth, expressing that this posture is a bit shameful!
"I would like to admit defeat, Xiao Jiang, hurry up, hahaha!" Everyone didn't dare to coax Xie Lianhang, so they had to encourage Xiao Jiang to take the initiative.
The old god Xie Lianhang sat on the sofa with his legs crossed on the ground, raised his eyebrows and looked at the embarrassed Xiao Jiang, as if saying: Come if you have the ability.
Xiao Jiang frowned uncomfortably at this look.
"Hit him quickly, and see if the wood will blush." Ning Meng whispered in Xiao Jiang's ear.
This provocative method is so good, Xiaojiang has long been displeased with Xie Lianhang's always serious and poised appearance, Xiaojiang gritted his teeth, and moved his hands and feet before his brain.
He bent his left knee and knelt neatly beside the sofa where Xie Lianhang was sitting. He stretched out his right hand and patted the wall behind Xie Lianhang's head. Surprised, Xiao Jiang just tilted his body and gave Xie Lianhang a "boom".
The movements are smooth and smooth, and when the four eyes meet, Xiao Jiang realizes what he has done, but now the person who has not been able to get along with him is half-pressed by him, and behind him is a group of people who drink too much Aoaolang, called the pig teammate, even if it is to drive ducks to the shelves, even if it is impulsive, at this time, you can't do half of it and retreat, that's really embarrassing!
Xie Lianhang's eyes flashed in a daze just now, but it happened to be caught by Xiao Jiang, and he felt even more proud, thinking that he had won [-]%, raised the corners of his mouth, and looked at Xie Lianhang jokingly.
A joke from a skit appeared in Xiaojiang’s mind: My eyes look at your eyes, your eyes look at your eyes, my eyes look at you, and your eyes look at you s eyes……
Colleagues were counting down the seconds with laughter, and when they read "3", Xiao Jiang felt that the expression in Xie Lianhang's eyes had changed, it was no longer calm and indifferent, but a layer of incomprehensible Emotions seem to contain many, many unspeakable words. Xiao Jiang can't read them, but feels flustered.
He really saw his bewildered eyes from Xie Lianhang's clear eyes, as if his figure had been engraved in his pupils, but he couldn't break free. The strong emotion in Xie Lianhang's eyes seemed to shake his whole body Wrap it up, drag it into your eyes, and reach your heart...
The heartbeat beat like a drum, hitting his chest and hitting his head again and again, so loud that he couldn't hear their countdown, countdown... countdown! ?Xiao Jiang woke up suddenly, his body trembled, he took a big step back, and shouted bravado: "Okay! I want to vomit!"... Just turned around and ran away.
"Fuck! Xiao Jiang, you dare to run away in only 8 seconds!?"
"You only drank so much, you feel like throwing up, and you will be fined three times when you come back!"
"How dare you say you want to vomit in the boss's face, I think he wants to die..."
……
Xie Lianhang stood up, his face darker than the black screen!Ning Meng lay on his shoulder, laughing so hard that she could hardly breathe.
"Go ahead." Xie Lianhang raised his foot and walked towards the bathroom.
Xie Lianhang walked into the bathroom and saw Xiao Jiang really retching on the sink, his face flushed red, Xie Lianhang's complexion became even more terrifying.
"You see me throwing up?"
Xiao Jiang just got out of breath, and when he heard this, he raised his head and saw the person who "felt sick" standing beside him, he was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he had just said something stupid.
"No, no, no!...Then what, I just drank too much! I suddenly felt sick just now... Oh no, I really didn't feel sick when I saw you, it was because of drinking..." Xiao Jiang felt that the more he explained, the darker his face became. This technique of pulling hatred is also useless.
Xie Lianhang stared at his frightened eyes, and approached him two steps.
Xiao Jiang vomited a little weakly, supported the sink, took two steps back, and immediately tensed his back against the wall.
Unable to retreat, he wanted to move out quietly, a big hand came up and slapped on the wall next to his head, blocking the direction he wanted to slip away.
Is this... a "boom"? ? ?Xiao Jiang looked in horror at Xie Lianhang, whose expression was indistinguishable.
The latter stared at him condescendingly, trapping him between his body and the wall. Xie Lianhang, who had always been indifferent, had never shown such a strong aggression. The heat and strong hormones from Xie Lianhang's body, the incomprehensible emotions in his eyes became more and more intense, and the dark aura emanating from him completely enveloped him, making it even more difficult for him to breathe, until Xiao Jiang was caught by this force. The coercion was so frightened that it was almost unbearable, only to hear Xie Lianhang ask: "Really?"
"Really, really. Your face is so beautiful, how could I feel like throwing up...uh hehe..." Xiao Jiang didn't understand why he said it like he was a nympho.
Xie Lianhang stared at him for a while, then put away his hands, and left without saying a word.
Xiao Jiang, who was left behind inexplicably, stared blankly for a long time, seeing that Xie Lianhang did not come back, finally heaved a sigh of relief, and squatted on the ground to relax for a long time.
In fact, it was really because of Xie Lianhang that I felt like vomiting just now, but it was not because of nausea, but because the atmosphere at that time was too weird. Xiao Jiang had never experienced such a feeling of heart palpitations, the physiological response caused by too much body tension.As for the reason for the palpitations, Xiao Jiang completely blamed it on the other party, who probably secretly got angry in the game but didn't want to get angry, and only vented out after following him here, so the aura was too strong, and he couldn't resist it for a while.
The inexplicably blackened wood didn't bother Xiao Jiang for too long, because he felt that the two of them were always at odds with each other, and he probably just didn't want to work hard to maintain the harmony on the surface. Come and play tricks on him.
Back at the seat, everyone was still playing, and Xiao Jiang, who was clamoring to run away, was fined a few more glasses. Xiao Jiang peeked at Xie Lianhang from the bottom of the cup. Give yourself alms, as if what just happened was an illusion.
Sure enough, it was the malicious revenge of Xiaodujichang, right?
Traveling on weekends, stop for two days.
A few days later, Ning Meng really told everyone that she was leaving.
"Although I am very reluctant, I will go back to Taiwan to spend Christmas with my parents, and then I will go back to the headquarters to start a new project. I may not be able to return to Shanghai in the short term. Don't forget me!"
Ning Meng stood beside Xie Lianhang who accompanied her, expressing her reluctance, which aroused all the nerds to become emotional.
Ning Meng has a cheerful personality, has the natural sweetness of a Taiwanese girl, but is not pretentious, and is very easy to get along with. What's more, not only does she not need to be coaxed or subdued at work, she is independent and capable, and like Xie Lianhang, her skills can crush big Some boys are not arrogant, and are very willing to share her experience and skills, especially for Xiao Jiang, it can be said that they have taught her everything.She looks like a senior when she is stable, a younger sister when she is sweet, and a brother when she is playful. In more than a month, Ning Meng has become the first and perhaps the last goddess in the history of the technical department.
When Ning Meng said that as long as Sheldon agrees, she will immediately apply to the headquarters for transfer back.
It turned out that the boss disagreed!
All the nerds stared at the dumb Xie Lianhang with red eyes, and dared not speak out.
Xiao Jiang on the side rolled his eyes. Although he was very reluctant to take care of Ning Meng, but since he overheard Xie Lianhang's phone call, Xie Lianhang promised his wife to "persuade" Ning Meng to go back, so he knew that Ning Meng must have something The reason is that I cannot stay in Shanghai for a long time.Besides, even her boyfriend is reluctant, why are you a bunch of outsiders working hard.At this time, Xiao Jiang didn't realize that his thoughts were sour, because even if he was conscious, he couldn't figure out who he was sour on.
It was rare in the past month. Everyone got off work on time, went to dinner together, and then went to the bar to see Ning Meng off. Of course, Xie United Airlines paid for it.
Someone suggested to play Truth or Dare, using the counting game to determine the person to be punished, and in exchange for approval, Xiao Jiang was responsible for explaining the rules of the game to Ning Meng.Counting game, usually play "3" or "7".For example, "3", start counting in turn from 1, whenever you encounter a multiple of 3 or a number with 3, you can't count verbally, you can only use high-fives instead, whoever makes a mistake needs to be punished, drink a glass of wine, Then choose the truth or the big risk, and the person who was punished in the previous game will give the question.After the punishment is over, the punished will continue to report down.
This tests mental arithmetic and reaction skills, but for this group of technical geeks who graduated from science and engineering, it is simply trivial. No one is wrong within a hundred, and the reporting speed is fast and accurate.But as the number gets bigger, the difficulty also increases. When it was more than 200, some people started to make mistakes. When it was more than 300, it was like a group of snakes. can sync.
As the number increases, some people drink too much, and the chance of making mistakes also increases. At the same time, it also affects other people's judgments. , imitating Xiaoyue Yue Wensong, chatting up strangers, confessing in public...all are light.
The protagonist, Ning Meng, had a great time. Seeing the punished people being punished in a funny way, she also wanted to deliberately report a mistake and try to be punished, but she felt ashamed of counting mistakes.
When it was nearly four digits, Ning Meng smiled so happily that she forgot to count for a moment. She chose to take a big risk by herself, but a group of homeboys were embarrassed to ask Ning Meng to go to such a beautiful woman even if they had any ideas. Do it, and finally everyone begged her to choose the truth.
The boy who was punished in the previous round hesitated for a long time. Under the encouragement of others, he asked, "What is the relationship between you and our boss, Molly? Apart from friends, seniors, and colleagues."
When Xiao Jiang heard this, he felt that it was a waste. There was nothing to ask about it. They all lived together.
Ning Meng laughed when she heard this, raised the corners of her eyes charmingly at Xiao Jiang beside her, and lowered her voice to pretend to be mysterious: "Soulmate!"
"Wow~~~" A group of nerds booed at the same time after hearing this, thinking that the answer was very advanced and ambiguous, the booing was just to cover up their own embarrassment, there were regrets, envy, disappointment, and gossip...
Xiao Jiang was a little surprised by this answer. A soulmate can be a soul mate, a dream lover, or a bosom friend... But these are different from the feelings of ordinary couples. Seeing everyone booing, Xie Lianhang still looks indifferent, Xiao Jiang thinks Something doesn't seem right.
Because of Xiaojiang's ecstasy, he didn't notice that Ning Meng had started counting again. When it was his turn, he naturally froze, so he was caught immediately.
Resigned to his fate, he drank a glass of beer: "I choose the truth." Xiao Jiang is confident that he has no little secrets that he can't tell.
"No, I'm going to take a big risk with you!" Ning Meng disagreed. She hadn't played a big risk just now, so how could she let Xiao Jiang who was punished by herself be spared.
The other colleagues also booed, saying that a man should not be cowardly, so Xiao Jiang had to accept it, thinking that Ning Meng, a girl, would not be able to think of a more damaging move.
"Hmm...let me think about it...it's very simple, just look at this wood for 10 seconds." Ning Meng raised her hand and pointed at Xie Lianhang who was sitting on the side like a Buddha.
"It's too simple!"
"Molly is eccentric!"
"You can't let Xiao Jiang go like this!"
……
The other otaku were dissatisfied.
"I haven't finished yet, please cooperate with Bidong and look at each other affectionately for 10 seconds." Ning Meng chuckled and told the details.
What the hell?wall dong?Who knocks who?Hey, I'll go, no, isn't this just for little girls to play with?Xiao Jiang stared straight and opened his mouth, expressing that this posture is a bit shameful!
"I would like to admit defeat, Xiao Jiang, hurry up, hahaha!" Everyone didn't dare to coax Xie Lianhang, so they had to encourage Xiao Jiang to take the initiative.
The old god Xie Lianhang sat on the sofa with his legs crossed on the ground, raised his eyebrows and looked at the embarrassed Xiao Jiang, as if saying: Come if you have the ability.
Xiao Jiang frowned uncomfortably at this look.
"Hit him quickly, and see if the wood will blush." Ning Meng whispered in Xiao Jiang's ear.
This provocative method is so good, Xiaojiang has long been displeased with Xie Lianhang's always serious and poised appearance, Xiaojiang gritted his teeth, and moved his hands and feet before his brain.
He bent his left knee and knelt neatly beside the sofa where Xie Lianhang was sitting. He stretched out his right hand and patted the wall behind Xie Lianhang's head. Surprised, Xiao Jiang just tilted his body and gave Xie Lianhang a "boom".
The movements are smooth and smooth, and when the four eyes meet, Xiao Jiang realizes what he has done, but now the person who has not been able to get along with him is half-pressed by him, and behind him is a group of people who drink too much Aoaolang, called the pig teammate, even if it is to drive ducks to the shelves, even if it is impulsive, at this time, you can't do half of it and retreat, that's really embarrassing!
Xie Lianhang's eyes flashed in a daze just now, but it happened to be caught by Xiao Jiang, and he felt even more proud, thinking that he had won [-]%, raised the corners of his mouth, and looked at Xie Lianhang jokingly.
A joke from a skit appeared in Xiaojiang’s mind: My eyes look at your eyes, your eyes look at your eyes, my eyes look at you, and your eyes look at you s eyes……
Colleagues were counting down the seconds with laughter, and when they read "3", Xiao Jiang felt that the expression in Xie Lianhang's eyes had changed, it was no longer calm and indifferent, but a layer of incomprehensible Emotions seem to contain many, many unspeakable words. Xiao Jiang can't read them, but feels flustered.
He really saw his bewildered eyes from Xie Lianhang's clear eyes, as if his figure had been engraved in his pupils, but he couldn't break free. The strong emotion in Xie Lianhang's eyes seemed to shake his whole body Wrap it up, drag it into your eyes, and reach your heart...
The heartbeat beat like a drum, hitting his chest and hitting his head again and again, so loud that he couldn't hear their countdown, countdown... countdown! ?Xiao Jiang woke up suddenly, his body trembled, he took a big step back, and shouted bravado: "Okay! I want to vomit!"... Just turned around and ran away.
"Fuck! Xiao Jiang, you dare to run away in only 8 seconds!?"
"You only drank so much, you feel like throwing up, and you will be fined three times when you come back!"
"How dare you say you want to vomit in the boss's face, I think he wants to die..."
……
Xie Lianhang stood up, his face darker than the black screen!Ning Meng lay on his shoulder, laughing so hard that she could hardly breathe.
"Go ahead." Xie Lianhang raised his foot and walked towards the bathroom.
Xie Lianhang walked into the bathroom and saw Xiao Jiang really retching on the sink, his face flushed red, Xie Lianhang's complexion became even more terrifying.
"You see me throwing up?"
Xiao Jiang just got out of breath, and when he heard this, he raised his head and saw the person who "felt sick" standing beside him, he was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he had just said something stupid.
"No, no, no!...Then what, I just drank too much! I suddenly felt sick just now... Oh no, I really didn't feel sick when I saw you, it was because of drinking..." Xiao Jiang felt that the more he explained, the darker his face became. This technique of pulling hatred is also useless.
Xie Lianhang stared at his frightened eyes, and approached him two steps.
Xiao Jiang vomited a little weakly, supported the sink, took two steps back, and immediately tensed his back against the wall.
Unable to retreat, he wanted to move out quietly, a big hand came up and slapped on the wall next to his head, blocking the direction he wanted to slip away.
Is this... a "boom"? ? ?Xiao Jiang looked in horror at Xie Lianhang, whose expression was indistinguishable.
The latter stared at him condescendingly, trapping him between his body and the wall. Xie Lianhang, who had always been indifferent, had never shown such a strong aggression. The heat and strong hormones from Xie Lianhang's body, the incomprehensible emotions in his eyes became more and more intense, and the dark aura emanating from him completely enveloped him, making it even more difficult for him to breathe, until Xiao Jiang was caught by this force. The coercion was so frightened that it was almost unbearable, only to hear Xie Lianhang ask: "Really?"
"Really, really. Your face is so beautiful, how could I feel like throwing up...uh hehe..." Xiao Jiang didn't understand why he said it like he was a nympho.
Xie Lianhang stared at him for a while, then put away his hands, and left without saying a word.
Xiao Jiang, who was left behind inexplicably, stared blankly for a long time, seeing that Xie Lianhang did not come back, finally heaved a sigh of relief, and squatted on the ground to relax for a long time.
In fact, it was really because of Xie Lianhang that I felt like vomiting just now, but it was not because of nausea, but because the atmosphere at that time was too weird. Xiao Jiang had never experienced such a feeling of heart palpitations, the physiological response caused by too much body tension.As for the reason for the palpitations, Xiao Jiang completely blamed it on the other party, who probably secretly got angry in the game but didn't want to get angry, and only vented out after following him here, so the aura was too strong, and he couldn't resist it for a while.
The inexplicably blackened wood didn't bother Xiao Jiang for too long, because he felt that the two of them were always at odds with each other, and he probably just didn't want to work hard to maintain the harmony on the surface. Come and play tricks on him.
Back at the seat, everyone was still playing, and Xiao Jiang, who was clamoring to run away, was fined a few more glasses. Xiao Jiang peeked at Xie Lianhang from the bottom of the cup. Give yourself alms, as if what just happened was an illusion.
Sure enough, it was the malicious revenge of Xiaodujichang, right?
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