The Contest of Top Scholars

When the two walked out of the office building, it was nearly eleven o'clock in the evening, and the last bus was gone. Xiao Jiang sighed and could only resign himself to his fate and follow Xie Lianhang to the 24-hour McDonald's downstairs of the company for dinner.

"You didn't eat dinner either?" Xiao Jiang asked casually while wolfing down his stomach, wanting to quickly suppress the throbbing pain in his empty stomach.

"..." Xie Lianhang didn't reply, but just raised his hamburger and glanced at him indifferently.

Xiaojiang, who was belatedly aware of it, remembered that he thought he was the only one left working overtime in the whole team. Xie Lianhang was replying to his emails at home, and he still scolded "Xie Papi" a hundred times in his heart. The big Buddha is in the office behind him... Then he glanced at himself just now, did he mean to blame himself for delaying his work?

Feeling guilty, Xiao Jiang didn't dare to look at the other party anymore. He quickly settled a hamburger, a chicken leg, and two hot wings, and then he burped in satisfaction, and took a deep sip from the straw of the drinking cup in front of him...

"Wow! - Wow! - Hiss - fuck! What the hell!" Xiao Jiang took a sip of the drink, only to find that it was a hot drink in his mouth!His tongue and palate became numb after being burned, and he quickly spit out the liquid in his mouth into the hamburger box in a very disfigured manner, then spit out his hot tongue, fanned the wind with his hands, and stared fiercely at the order cum Xie United Airlines paid the bill.

"It's hot chocolate." Xie Lianhang glanced at him very calmly, put down the coffee in his hand, got up and walked towards the ordering counter.

"What's hot!? That's what women drink. You order it for me! Haha hiss—" Xiao Jiang felt the sweet taste in his mouth, and wished that his eyes could breathe fire and burn the person in front of him to death. asshole.

"I have a bad stomach, so I can't drink iced drinks and coffee." Xie Lianhang said seriously, without embarrassment or guilt at all, and pushed the ice cubes to Xiao Jiang: "Keep it in your mouth."

"...Damn it!" Xiao Jiang wanted to get angry, but when he heard the words, he could only hold back forcefully, poured two ice cubes, wrapped them with his tongue, and felt much more comfortable.

As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he saw Xie Lianhang, who was sitting across from him, squinting at his half-opened mouth carefully, with the corners of his mouth slightly hooked.

"Laugh...laugh at your sister!" Xiaojiang was stared at uncomfortably, and his tongue with ice cubes stopped, and he yelled vaguely, then felt the melted water overflowing from the corner of his mouth, and quickly took a deep breath .

"I don't have a younger sister, and I didn't laugh at your sister." Xie Lianhang blew carefully, and then took a sip of hot coffee.

Serious reply, coupled with careful movements, and the increasingly obvious smile at the corner of his mouth successfully choked Xiao Jiang, and almost swallowed ice cubes, so angry that he could only calm down the raging anger by taking a deep breath.

After the burning sensation on his tongue and palate subsided, Xiao Jiang used the app to hail a taxi, took his bag, waved to Xie United Airlines and ran away, unwilling to give him a single look.

Xie Lianhang sat quietly in his seat and slowly finished his coffee. Through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows, he watched Xiao Jiang get into a taxi and escape like a snake. Finally, he silently adjusted the difficulty of this "project" up by 20%.

He can't escape.

The next day, Xiao Jiang held his breath and took the taxi ticket and reimbursement application form on Xie Lianhang's desk. Before he turned around and stepped out of the office door, he heard Xie Lianhang's calm voice saying: "Please complete the second part today. design document."

I complete your paralysis!

Xiao Jiang gritted his teeth and turned on the computer. He couldn't help cursing while typing hard on the keyboard. He accidentally bit his tongue again, causing his whole face to wrinkle in pain.

In the project of "Patience", Xiao Jiang absolutely failed completely. The other party always picks mistakes very meticulously, and every time he tells him the reason why he must make changes. The clear and rigorous emails are irrefutable. It made Xiaojiang very aggrieved.

It took another whole day to revise back and forth. The difference is that Xie Lianhang added a sentence to the email that was returned after [-] o'clock: "Please continue to revise after dinner."

The beating tone naturally did not get Xiao Jiang's gratitude. Xiao Jiang poked the lunch box and told himself that he would have the strength to fight Xie Papi to the end when he was full.

When he received the last confirmation email: "Check, NoProblem. Thank You." It was past ten o'clock, Wang Shiguang glanced at the contents of the email, then looked up at the office where the lights were still on behind him, turned off the phone and left. Catch the last subway train.

whispering sound!I even picked up English with Lao Tzu, byebye you!

Xie Lianhang is still in the office and continues to write the half-written email just now. The recipient of this full English email is Molly.

Xiaojiang worked overtime for a whole week. Every morning before going to work, he received the work arrangement email from Xie United Airlines, and then scratched his head and wrote all day. From the afternoon, he entered the cycle of submission-return-modification-resubmission, tossing until about ten o'clock ( plus or minus one hour), Xie Lianhang passed the release.

Going home dizzy and swollen, he took a shower indiscriminately and didn't relieve much, fell asleep with the pillow on the bed, and was scrupulously corrected by Xie Lianhang in his dream.If Wang Shiguang didn't call him every morning, he wouldn't be able to wake up at all.

By Friday, the whole person was almost tortured out of shape. Although it was not physical work, Xie Lianhang never used dirty words or insulting words to lecture people like some leaders. He was very patient and polite to point out your mistakes. I sincerely ask you to continue to make corrections, the sanctimonious appearance seems to be saying: It’s okay, you can change it, I’ll wait for you, if we can’t finish it today, we won’t be off work, I’ll treat you to supper and pay you the fare... That’s it, torture Xiao Jiang I lost my temper!

This is not over yet. Two days on the weekend, Xie Lianhang asked Xiaojiang to complete the test plan document, and mercifully asked him to write it at home and count it as overtime. It should be completed before Sunday afternoon. Finally, I wish him a happy holiday!

Seeing the front, Xiao Jiang wanted to get angry, and wanted to slap the "Labor Law" on Xie Lianhang's face, rejecting this unreasonable overtime arrangement, but he fainted when he saw the last sentence.

Originally wanted to stay at home for two days on the weekend before going home to help my sister prepare for her wedding, so I booked a plane ticket for Monday. Then Xie Papi knew his schedule and deliberately tormented him!Xiao Jiang was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but when he thought of running away for a week at the initial stage of the project, he had to work overtime obediently, because Wang Shiguang Xiaopang and the others were also busy with the preparatory work for the project development. Pressure did it for them.

But!But no one was beaten back countless times every day like him!Always changing! ! !

Wang Shiguang's original words were: "Boss loves you."

——I love your sister!wrong!I love your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys!

Xiaopang's original words were: "Only by the grace of God."

——You are the one to suffer!Your whole family suffers!

It is said that the new official has three fires when he takes office, but all the fires have come to him.Other colleagues ran over and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, you have worked hard! MT has to be like you, and the hatred is well done!"

This feeling of being taken care of reminds Xiaojiang of the great god [Study Hard] who only replied to his posts in the non-technical area of ​​the forum, but one makes people angry, and the other makes people open-minded.

In fact, Xiao Jiang couldn't figure out why Xie Lianhang just stared at him and tossed him alone. To put it bluntly, this situation was focused on training, but to put it bluntly, it was aimed at the whole person. To be honest, he didn't feel that Xie Lianhang had any malice towards him, and Xiao Jiang I promised the great god to get along well with the new leader, so I still resisted it and didn't contradict publicly or tear my face.

The weekend was helpless. After receiving the confirmation email, Xiao Jiang adjusted his mentality and went home to prepare for his sister's wedding.In the first two days, I was very worried that Xie Lianhang would suddenly find me to catch up with work. As soon as I was free, I couldn’t help poking my phone to check my mailbox. Except for the company’s mass emails, Xie Lianhang didn’t look for him again. The last email was confirmed on Sunday. Good document, with: "Thank you! Happy wedding to my sister!".

Xiao Jiang slapped himself and regained consciousness a little: Fuck!My sister's marriage is none of your business and I want your blessing! ?If this continues, I will become the rhythm of shaking M.Xiao Jiang couldn't help feeling guilty.

As soon as he turned around, he almost bumped into his sister who had already changed into her wedding dress.

"Old girl, you can see clearly, don't throw yourself into your arms when you see a handsome guy, from now on you are a married woman!" Xiao Jiang wiped his face, feeling very depressed, and was also angry with his sister.

"Hey, brother, let me tell you, are you in a relationship?" It's rare that Xiao He, a married woman, doesn't bother with him about daring to play tricks.

"Huh? Where am I going to talk? It's enough for you to immerse yourself in the pink bubbles, but don't drag me into the water." If women are like a small river, he would rather be single for the rest of his life.

"Then why were you holding your phone in a daze just now, and you slapped yourself, don't deny it, that idiot with a negative IQ is the same as my man. Did you quarrel with my future sister-in-law?" Xiaohe leaned over , the last sentence softened her voice, pretending to be a close sister.

"Fuck off! What nonsense! My new leader and I are at odds!" Xiao Jiang didn't follow his sister's tricks, but seemed to be fired.

"Yo! Still a strong woman?"

Before Xiao Jiang could argue, Xiao He howled again: "Mom!—Brother told me to go away. Is there a saying in our family that a married daughter spilled water? Woooooo~ I will miss you, Mom!~"

"Bastard, your sister hasn't left the house yet, and you're starting to run on her?" Mom came in wearing a tight-fitting wine red cheongsam with dark patterns and a fur shawl, swinging a red firecracker.

When Xiao Jiang saw him, he stared at him: "I'm afraid of you two, I'll get out of here."

As soon as he walked out the door, he heard his sister say: "Mom, brother seems to be in love... The new leader... is very powerful..."

... Alas, where to reason!

Both in-laws and family are locals, and the wedding was held for three days. Xiao Jiang’s job is to greet guests, toast cigarettes, accompany wine, and see off guests. The standard part of the whole process is to laugh, and he feels his whole face is stiff when he sleeps at night. , The stomach also twitches from time to time as if rebellious.After three days, Xiao Jiang felt that he could be reborn from Nirvana.

Originally, I wanted to rest at home for two days, but my mother followed me every step of the way and threatened: "Be clear about the matter with the female boss, or you will go to the pig farm to breed sows."

Xiao Jiang was so frightened that he booked a ticket before his sister returned home, and ran away the next day.

Why are you rushing to be abused everywhere?well.

While waiting for the flight to be delayed, Xiao Jiang complained about the treatment he received at home with Wang Shiguang Xiaopang and the others in the group, and almost burst into tears.

"Hahaha, your mother and sister are also worried about you!"

"Has your sister's wedding been completed? If not, introduce it to me! Brother, I promise to treat your sister well!"

"Auntie is too forward-looking. She has already raised a large shed of child brides for you. All of them can eat, sleep and give birth well."

……

Xiao Jiang: "..." Damn!None of them are reliable.

"Your mother and sister don't understand the nature of our work. Those who can fall in love are male gods. Let me tell you, Xiao Jiang, don't look down on Xie Er. We are all single. He already has a woman from the United States. I have come to Shanghai after chasing him, and I am getting tired of crooked these days!"

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