[DCXMarvel] Wonder Woman

"Oh, great Hera, what is this place?"

Diana patted the dust off her body, stood up straight, looked around, and said that sentence involuntarily.Because... She didn't seem to have seen a messier scene than this.

The strong smell of alcohol irritated her nose, pizza boxes were piled up on the floor, and scattered parts were piled on the ground randomly.When he looked up, he saw a man.

This man is Tony Stark in a decadent state. It has been more than a month since he came out of that wormhole, and it has been more than a month since he broke up with Pepper, and it has been more than a month since he had a good sleep last time... It's been over a month.

However, no matter how decadent he is now, when he saw this long-haired beauty falling from the sky, he subconsciously focused all his attention on the beauty, and the No. 30 eighth generation steel suit he was holding in his hand was instantly forgotten.Almost blurted out: "Jarvis, is today the weather for beautiful women?"

Jarvis's slightly mechanical voice sounded after a few seconds: "Unfortunately, sir, there is only this one lady. From recent records, it seems that Professor Richard's (Note 1) research on wormholes... It worked."

Just before the word "successful", Jarvis paused, and the human side of AI was fully reflected.Yes, it was successful again, but Professor Richard's research on wormholes always sends strange things over.The last time it was the big octopus in the strange space, who was able to control other people's thinking, which made Fulian mobilize to solve the problem.The last time it was a dinosaur, the kind that would consciously dominate the earth. Fortunately, IQ is not high, and the ability is average.But that also used the help of Aegis and Tony to solve it completely.

So... why is Richard continuing his research?

Tony's thoughts were only distracted for a moment, but the next moment he was attracted by the perfect body, his eyes wandered between the beautiful woman's plump breasts and buttocks, and he began to scan the beautiful woman's whole body from the corner of his eye.

She was wearing briefs that looked like the American | American flag, and she was wearing a sleeveless, shoulderless and suspender tights, which perfectly highlighted her good figure.The golden eagle ornament supported her chest, making her skin whiter.The blue eyes and the high nose tip made Tony a little intoxicated.The golden hair accessories on her forehead make her look like a goddess.The long black curly hair is slightly fluffy, giving people a wild feeling.

However, in the eyes of this beautiful woman who fell from the sky, he looked different.

His eyes were slightly bloodshot, and his motionless and shocked appearance only deepened the impression that his eyes were cloudy. His whole body was almost covered with sweat stains. His clothes seemed to have not been changed for several days. Leftovers from pizza or vomit.There was still some distance between them, but she thought she could smell the stench of Tony.

All this made Diana feel uncomfortable.Enduring the discomfort, she tried her best to stretch her slightly frowned brows: "Sir, may I ask, where is this place?"

Oh my God, her voice is so sweet.

Tony sighed in his mind, it's over, if he didn't soak her in his hands, he would definitely not be able to fall asleep!Although...he really hasn't rested for a long time...about, he hasn't had a good rest for more than a month.As soon as he closed his eyes, the nightmare would eat away at his sanity.

Shivering, Tony forced his brain on the beautiful woman in front of him, everything is over, isn't it?past...

"Hey, beauty. This is my home."

Tony stood up, threw aside the half-adjusted armor, wanted to stand up, but only staggered before stabilizing his body.He wanted to stretch out his hand, but then he thought of the horrible appearance of his own hand.I lowered my head and wanted to wipe it off with my clothes, only to find that the clothes were even worse...

The next moment, he changed the gesture of preparing to shake hands into a wave that should be chic, but looks awkward in the current scene.

Diana looked around and found no place to stay, so she stopped walking and floated directly in front of Tony: "Then, tell me, why did you bring me here?"

"Oh, I wish I brought you here. What, you're hopelessly in love with me? So I hope I brought you here?"

Tony's cloudy eyes were not half clear, not only because he hadn't closed his eyes for several days, but also because he didn't know how many bottles of wine he had drunk?Last time I remembered, was it the 1939 wine or the beer that Jarvis ordered?

"how dare you."

A trace of sullenness flashed in Diana's eyes. When she left Paradise Island a few years ago, all she saw were Superman and Batman. A kind of magical charm, people can't get angry with him.Therefore, when she suddenly encountered this kind of person who treats women with no sense of respect, she is not just uncomfortable.

In fact, just before she was brought into this world, she was still doing team practice with Zhenglian, because the green light felt that the teamwork between them was not good enough. Unexpectedly, the next moment, she was caught off guard by the strong suction .However, since she is not unfamiliar with this kind of "suction", after all, it has been several times, time and space travel is not a strange thing, so she let the "suction" control her body.

Often the other side of the world needs their help.

The only strange thing is that she was the only one who was brought here. You must know that she was accompanied by someone the previous few times.But she is the princess of Paradise Island, one of the best Amazon warriors, protected by Hera and the gods, she is not afraid of danger, and never shrinks from a challenge.

No, even though she could feel the strength of "penetrating the wall", when Diana stopped, she was already in this inexplicable basement. The crater made by herself was almost as beautiful as a small meteorite, but she was unscathed. lossless.Moreover, because it is practice, she has the mantra lasso, wrist guard and helmet, so how can she be afraid?

Tony looked at this beauty, she was so beautiful when she was angry, more energetic than Little Pepper?

Thinking of the ex-girlfriend he broke up with suddenly, Tony regained consciousness a little.Soon, he returned to that perverted look, maybe he deliberately didn't think about those troublesome things.Unfortunately, when the head is trying not to be sober, the mouth can't control it even more: "Oh, I can be bolder."

Diana frowned, her favorability for Tony was completely zero, she threw out the mantra lasso, caught Tony, and yanked her wrist gracefully, Tony had no time to escape, and she didn't have time to tell his steel suit to react. Was thrown in front of Diana by inertia.Diana's voice was full of danger: "Never challenge an Amazonian."

however……

Because the truth lasso trapped Tony, Veritaserum, which was more powerful than alcohol and thiopental, made Tony say whatever he thought of.

So... Misfortune is born like this: "Never take off your high heels on the bed."

Although this sentence is beyond Diana's comprehension, after about a year of baptism in the world of men, she is no longer so unfamiliar with the molesting tone.

Have you met a pervert again?

Her pride doesn't allow her to do anything to ordinary people, but it's okay to express her anger appropriately: "Huh, man."

Next, Diana didn't intend to waste any more time on this man, she gently let herself fly into the air, and wanted to go out to see where she was, but she didn't expect how high she was before she floated, so she grabbed her waist with one hand. ankle.She looked down and saw that it was the man's hand.He shook it slightly, but he didn't shake it off, but it made Tony's hands tremble twice, almost circling Diana's ankle.Diana frowned again, she didn't dare to use too much force, what if she broke someone?

Compared to the bodies of Amazon warriors, human beings... are too fragile.

Diana was dragged by Tony just like that, hanging in mid-air in a stalemate. After Tony felt that he was no longer spinning, he raised his head and showed Diana a smile that he thought was infinitely charming: "Hey, don't go So fast, I haven't given you a tour of my bedroom yet."

Of course, in Diana's eyes, this "charismatic smile" could pass the "silly smile" mark.What makes her even more puzzling is: why visit the bedroom?

It seems that the tone of the last sentence is similar, so, is it still a joke?

Floating in the air, with a serious expression, and that special dress, all made Diana look unattainable, although... she was just in a daze.After deliberating for a few seconds, Diana decided to throw people away completely.She didn't have time to hang out with this man, and she didn't have time to listen to what he had to say that bored her.

Tony was like garbage, after knocking the wall out of a hole, he slid down bit by bit.

The miserable appearance made Diana feel a little soft-hearted, after all, the other party was just a human being.

Walking over step by step, wanting to see if the person is dead, the high heels made a crisp sound on the ground, until standing in front of Tony lying on the ground, Diana was about to squat down when she felt a gust of cold wind behind her.Something sharp pierces the air?

Turning back quickly, the wrist guard accurately intercepted the "hidden weapon", which was a purple arrow.

And looking in the direction of the shot, a man in purple clothes, with a purple bow and arrow on his back, was aiming at her: "Stand back, ma'am, although we don't like this guy very much, he is still one of us." .”

Diana looked at the man suspiciously, and asked the man's name uncertainly: "Purple Arrow?"

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Note 1: Professor Richard = Reed Richard, the head of the Fantastic Four.

Note 2: Jon = Shane Jones, Martian Manhunter (his voice has a taste of aliens <-- he was originally an alien...); Alfred = Alfred Peniwo Ernes, Batman's butler.