It is said that I joined the wrong organization with my friend

My name is Saiki Kusuo, and I am a superhuman.

Telepathy, clairvoyance, teleportation, time regression, etc., I can do most of these things-I think you should be very clear about these, but in case you haven’t read "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo" The person is here, just in case the foreigner is still talking about it again.

Although this kind of self-introduction may be tired of you, maybe you are tired of hearing it.

By the way, here, I would like to recommend "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo". If you want to know more about me or know how disasterous my life is, you can go to station B and go to a big member to take a look.

Although I don't really expect more people to know me or something.

Closer to home, although superpowers sound powerful, in fact, I have been living in a daily life that can be called a disaster.

For example, I can't hear the burning power of my heart at all-what is there to be afraid of if I can't hear my heart?For me, who has telepathy, this is simply the terrible event of the century.

You know, for so many years, I can only hear the voice of the bug, and I can hear the others, whether it is a dog or other creatures.In other words, Burning Tang is as scary as a bug!

No... Maybe it's not right to say that, at least Rantang won't let me subconsciously teleport away when I see him.

Of course, there are certain times when you will escape, such as holidays.

Is there anything funny about superpowers being afraid of bugs?People with superpowers are humans too, so it's normal to have things to be afraid of, right?

Does telepathy work?What gave you this illusion?

Well, in the eyes of most people, telepathy is a good superpower - if you can have telepathy, you can easily tell who is sincere to you, who has good feelings for you, and who is right Lie to yourself.

Of course, the most important thing is to know if someone is secretly in love with you - you think so, right?

If telepathy can control the distance and can be accurate to a certain person, that would of course be the best, but unfortunately, my telepathy is not of this gentle type.

Because my superpowers are too powerful, the scale of the initial telepathy is unimaginable, and the feeling of a mass of heart voices rushing towards you, I don’t want to use other adjectives except noisy.If you want to experience this level of telepathy, maybe you will be fooled by the sudden information?But don't worry, this kind of thing is impossible to happen.

Of course, that was before. To be honest, I was troubled by it for a long time, and I gradually got used to living in this noise.But now it can be controlled within a range of 200 meters. Here I need to thank my naive brother who I don't want to thank at all.

Although it is only 200 meters away... But there are still many voices that can be heard, especially during school days.

For example now.

#Ah——School starts again, and I don’t want to go at all. #

This is very common for those who are lazy and don't want to come at the beginning of school.

#Damn, I haven't finished my homework yet, so I can only go to the classroom and hurry up and copy it, hurry up! #

This is unfinished homework, and it is also very common.

#嗤嘤... It's time to start school again, no, it's time to fight against the evil secret society "DarkReunion"!Let my dark wings protect everyone's safety!Hum hum……#

……

Sorry, please ignore the above secondary disease, let's continue.

"Yo~ Saiki~"

...Ah, it seems that I can't ignore it.

The blue-haired boy came to Saiki Kusuo with steps that he could tell he was very happy at a glance: "I haven't seen you for a holiday, how are you doing?"

No, if I remember correctly, you came to my house two days ago... Ah, it's really bad.

By the way, this guy is Kai Teng Shun, who has a second illness.

"Yo! Dude!"

Okay, needless to say, I don’t hear much from my heart, I believe you can also guess that this guy is Rantang.

"By the way, why are you here?" Hai Teng instantly looked at the posted Rantangli, wanting to be dissatisfied.

"Oh? What are you talking about?" Apparently Rantang's brain, which he didn't know existed, couldn't understand why Kai Teng Shun was dissatisfied.

"Hey, forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you." After that, Kaito turned his head to Saiki Kusuo: "Speaking of it, Kusuo, do you know? I heard that there are two exchange students coming to our school this semester—although It's only been a month, but I don't know what kind of person it will be."

This, you just kept saying it in your heart...

"Speaking of which, could they be undercover agents sent by those guys (Dark Reunion) to deal with us?" Hai Teng turned serious.

impossible.

But having said that, just now there are two voices that I have always cared about.

#Ah...school, I feel like I haven't seen it for many years. #

What kind of situation will make you never even see the school!

#我妈妈很喜欢...... Having said that, he probably didn't notice the secret kiss just now, right? #

Stealing a kiss...?Is this guy a pervert?

Wait, this guy, used "he" right?The object of his liking is a man? !

#Ah, really... I should have been bolder just now, kissing my forehead or something... Well, I'm still so shy!If I really kissed my mouth, I would die of shame! #

???

What is this this!

Even I, who has gradually become stable due to superpowers, have to say, how did this guy manage to be so innocent and rascal!

He is completely different from the lsp I've seen before - Reita Toritsu!No, no, comparing this person with Toritsu Reita seems to be insulting this person.

After all, he just has shy thoughts about the person he likes, and he is also a coward who is too shy.

No, I don't have any discrimination against this, but I was really surprised when I encountered it for the first time.I have never met a man who likes a man in such a big age, and it is inevitable that I will be a little surprised when I meet him for the first time.

……what are you saying?Why do you ask questions like "Are there any boys around you who like you?"!

#wow...Really, it will automatically recover after exploding?What is the principle? #

#The clothes are all torn like that, and the clothes of □□ are fine! #

#This unscientific! #

You are the unscientific ones!This is a situation that everyone thinks is normal!Why do you realize this!

∧∧∧ Kusuo Saiki, who makes everyone think it's normal to explode clothes through world-wide mind manipulation.

#In other words, this school uniform is so ugly, and why is it green... However, even in this kind of clothes, Ryunosuke is still as beautiful as ever haha...#

Although I know that the school uniforms of PK Academy are not very good, but when you are complaining, can you stop boasting about the person you like, what does it mean?

Besides, the person you like is a man, right?Why use the adjective "beautiful"?I'm afraid it's not necessary to re-learn the Mandarin.

#I don’t know if there is any good place nearby. It’s rare to have free time. After I go back, Dun might be squeezed by unscrupulous bosses again... Where should I go after school? #

#By the way, I have to press this guy to catch up with the manuscript... Let's get together in the evening. #

Well, this is the person I liked just now.

I kind of care, does this guy know that the boy next to him likes him!

I, who never want to hear about love topics, unexpectedly want to know at this moment whether the two people are interested in each other, or the boy named "Dun" is in unrequited love.

No, I don't hate being in love, and I'm not from the FFF group.

People who have watched "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo" (commercial *3) should be very clear that my greatest ideal is to be an ordinary person, so I don't like to attract attention.

Of course, this has something to do with my "perspective". After all, no matter how beautiful a person is, as long as I stare at it for a long time, it will become... human muscle tissue, or even bones.

This is also the reason why I refuse to fall in love, especially Zhaoqiao Xinmei, and even avoid her in various ways.

All in all, if there are no accidents, these two should be exchange students, right?

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The road to the PK Academy is not difficult. Although the two woke up on the bus, it is still easy for the two to find it because the Academy is located not far from the station.

"We need to go to the principal first, right?" Atsushi Nakajima felt a little numb when he experienced the life of an exchange student that he had only seen in film and television works for the first time.

Unfortunately, it was also the first time for Ryunosuke Akutagawa: "I don't know, anyway, let's ask the teacher at the door."

Ryunosuke Akutagawa was referring to the physical education teacher Matsuzaki-sensei who would check the appearance of the students at the door every morning.

It's the hot one who has been wearing a red tracksuit all the time, the teacher whose clothes were ripped off by the students just now!

But having said that, his clothes are all gone now, huh?

#so amazing#

"However, are you sure you want to ask that teacher?" Atsushi Nakajima struggled, he didn't want to do this either, but, let's not talk about the other party's undressing just now... your undressing will be undone!Why is she in such a girly pose? Hey!

"Let's go, are there any other teachers here now?"

"Huh? Well..."

It was surprisingly easy to do things, but this is also normal. This is obviously the style of the daily show. If there is a sudden disaster such as a meteorite hitting the earth, Atsushi Nakajima and Ryunosuke Akutagawa will be surprised.

But if that's the case, it's definitely dead, right?

All in all, the two people who reported successfully followed their class teacher for the next month to the classroom door.

The good-looking female teacher smiled at the two of them: "Wait here for a while."

emmm...Speaking of which, there is something that the two of them have never figured out.

Why do transfer students in Japan stand at the door, wait for the teacher to call them, and finally stand on the podium and tell everyone their names?Although it is not incomprehensible, it is probably because I want to introduce new classmates to everyone so that they can better integrate.

"Everyone, there are two exchange students coming to our class today. In the next month, I hope you can get along well with each other." The teacher clapped his hands and signaled everyone to turn their attention to her, "So, Akutagawa and Nakajima Classmates, come in."

As the two walked to the teacher and stood still, Saiki Kusuo clearly felt that the voices of the students became very frequent and noisy, especially the girls.

#Ah ah!The new classmate is so handsome! ! #

#Both are very handsome guys!Still different styles! #

#Sick and beautiful boy!I can! #

#luck!Although only one month!but!maybe! #

...Don't think about the latter, it's impossible.

If your target is this white-haired guy - he has someone he likes; if it's that black-haired guy - the white-haired guy will take strict precautions, and even treat you as a rival in love and destroy your image in the other party's heart.

How did he know...

#Ah, it looks so troublesome... I feel that I have to help Ryunosuke solve the rotten peach blossoms again, and I feel a little nostalgic for no reason. #

#Although I haven't done this for a long time, I still have the confidence not to be discovered by Ryunosuke. #

"Hello, everyone. My name is Atsushi Nakajima. You can just call me Atsushi." The white-haired boy said with a smile, and even tilted his head cutely, "Please give me your advice."

Yep.

The boy in front of him with a pure smile, as if he had never thought about what he would do to his "rival in love", has silently listed the girls in his class as objects to be observed.

"I'm Ryunosuke Akutagawa, please give me your advice." The black-haired boy obviously didn't want to talk much, but seeing his thin appearance, many girls in the class were very considerate of him.

I don't know if it is uncomfortable to stand for too long!

... No, the guy wasn't sick.

Saiki Kusuo couldn't help but want to complain, as for why he knew, because this guy has been observing and complaining about everyone since just now!

#What's with that ass-like chin?There really is this kind of... a little disgusting. #

#That girl looks quite pretty, uh, is she shining?Having said that, is she smiling at this side? #

#That is a crystal ball?It looks like a fortune teller, but isn't there too many decorations on it?It looks so fancy. #

#Hmm...pink hair?By the way, is that a lollipop or a wire?Don't they find it abrupt to dress up like this? #

——!Oops!

Saiki Kusuo can't pretend he didn't hear the last sentence, but calm down!Although I don't know why the other party thinks that my dress is very special under the condition of mind control, but don't panic!

This guy doesn't look like someone who has the desire/desire to say this, so it's not a big deal.

#Forget it, it has nothing to do with me. #

That's right!That's right.

Although he always felt that transfer students were troublesome, but now, Saiki Kusuo sincerely thinks those guys are pretty good.

I see, is it the exchange students who are more troublesome than the transfer students?

#The name is so special, it is the name of a literary giant. #

#Is it possible that the parents admire these two literary giants? #

#But it's really handsome! #

The students who heard the names of the two exchange students couldn't help but think, after all, is there any Japanese who doesn't know about literary giants?

It is indeed a very special name, but it is the freedom of the parents to choose any name.Saiki Kusuo sighed at most, and didn't think much about it.

After the teacher arranged the positions of the two exchange students, the formal class began.

However, Saiki Kusuo did not forget to pay attention to the two exchange students while attending class.

It still looks very honest, so there should be nothing wrong with it, right?It's better to spend this month in peace.

But it's impossible to think about it. With such a good excuse, it would be hell if the unscrupulous Kami didn't come up with something.

#After school in the afternoon, I will go to the host family, that guy Dun must have forgotten, right?Forget it, let me see...#

What, just looking at the address of the host family?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who suddenly remembered that the two of them would live in a host family, took out a note with the address from his pocket, and wanted to see which kind-hearted person was willing to let two strange children live in their home.

A host family is a family that provides accommodation for people other than their own family members, but there are generally foreigners here.

But Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima are in a special situation. They are students who "do not" have the financial strength to afford renting a house. Therefore, the school specially found a family for the two of them who was willing to let them live temporarily.

Well...at least on the surface it looks like that.

#S County Zuowei Town... Qi Muzhai?It's not very far from the school, I don't know which kind-hearted person it is. #

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

Saiki Kusuo slowly made a question mark.

what's the situation?