I ran for president with scumbag money

How does it feel to drop 1000 million from the sky in a hurry?

Leon:

Thank you for the invitation, the coordinates are in country X, just after leaving the restaurant, now the BGM is automatically circulating in the brain, just this feeling is so cool~ cool!Cool!Cool!Cool!

After leaving the restaurant, the first thing Leon did was to walk into the nearest bank, and calmly said to the lobby manager, "I want to withdraw money, 100 million."

After going through the formalities, he watched the counting of banknotes in the money counter, and sat on the sofa listening comfortably. He could even ignore the sound of the manager sitting beside him recommending financial products.

"It's worthless..." the system complained, "If you follow Slag Gong, you can even swim in the banknote pool."

"I'm not, you bite me?" Leon yelled at it.

Several staff members neatly arranged the 100 million yuan and put them in a black cylindrical bag. From the outside, this bag seemed to contain some kind of photographic equipment, and it was hard to think of a cash bag.

Leon stood up gracefully, walked over, and grabbed the hand strap.

I didn't pick it up all at once.

Leon's blue eyes are staring round, why is his physical fitness so poor?You can't even afford a mere 100 million! ?

"Drip~ A total of 23 kilograms." The system made a mocking sound, "You carry it, carry it~"

This cheap voice forced Leon to work hard, he hugged the banknote bag in his arms vigorously, and moved laterally outside with difficulty at the pace of a crab.

Just kidding, 46 catties of iron may not be able to lift, but 46 catties of banknotes?

Coach, come ten copies, don't pity this delicate flower, he can hold on!

Today, Binny's luck was a little bit bad, and he didn't welcome any guests until [-]:[-] in the afternoon.

In 10 minutes, he had to leave the office and go out.

Charles sat behind his desk, glancing at him now and then, not entirely out of concern, but thinking about when to tell him of his intention to leave.

At [-]:[-], Binny sighed inwardly and silently packed his things.

At 55:[-], Binny was about to go out with his bag when Charles stopped him.

At 56:[-], Leon, holding a large bag, knocked open the door of the office with his elbow.

"Lawyer Erwin!"

Binny turned his head, saw that it was the paranoid man from the morning again, and frowned.

The white suit on Leon's body was completely wrinkled into a ball, but his eyes were full of energy. He unzipped the bag, turned it upside down without saying a word, and let the stacks of banknotes fall to the ground.

Binny and Charles were stunned at the same time.

"Lawyer Erwin, I want to be president as seriously as you are about the law." Leon said, "Stop saying that I'm wasting our time, because you're the one who wasted time!"

"Bah—"

Binny's reaction was to rush over and forcefully close the door behind Leon, thankful that the office wasn't open next to a crowded intersection.

"How much money do you have?" He pretended to be calm, but couldn't hide the trembling of his hands.

"In addition to the 100 million on the ground, there are 900 million." Leon said.

"Ten million?" Binny asked again.

"There will be more in the future." Leon replied seriously.

"Damn it." Binny yelled violently. In order to control my body, he closed his eyes.

opportunity.

This is the opportunity!

"I guess you didn't come here just to punch me in the face?" Pinnetcher asked.

"What if I say yes?" Leon asked with interest.

"Kneel down on one knee and apologize to you."

"Wait? What about your respect for the law?"

"I have always respected the law, but what does my respect have to do with my career?"

"Fuck? What about your integrity?"

"What's the relationship between career and integrity?"

"Uh, are you still kneeling on one knee and proposing marriage? This is... I'm not kidding you, I want to hire you."

Binny turned his head, and said decisively to Charles who was still in a daze: "Print the contract." Before he finished speaking, he turned his head and glanced at Leon, with a smile in his eyes, "Let the future president sign it."

It has to be said that Leon insisted on withdrawing 100 million and carrying it to the office even though he could show the deposit on his mobile phone.

Unexpectedly, Binny lay down directly.

Leon couldn't help but feel a little depressed. At this time, the other party called him "the future president".

Knowing it was a compliment, but seeing this handsome guy submissive to him... Leon couldn't help but feel a little bit darker in his heart.

"Can you do it..." the system complained.

"Sigh, appearance is misleading." Leon sighed pretendingly.

He knew what Binny was actually thinking, but he didn't care.

This is cooperation. At the beginning of the cooperation, both parties have their own ghosts and only consider their own interests. Trust and sincerity are established and reflected step by step in the process of cooperation.

Binny was thinking, and Charles was thinking about the same thing.

When printing the contract, Charles was floating, as if in a dream.

Today is really a turnaround.

Regardless of whether Leon is a whimsical lunatic or a rich man who wants to make news and attract attention, as long as he brings the money, as long as he entrusts Binny & Associates to help him become president, then who cares if the 1000 million is enough? , who cares whether he wins in the end, who cares whether he wants to play to the end.

For Binny and Charles, regardless of whether Leon succeeds or fails, this is a good opportunity to gain both fame and fortune!

At this time, Charles had already put aside the idea of ​​leaving, and was glad that Leon had come a minute earlier.

Leon signed the freshly baked and still hot contract with a pen.

There are three copies in total, one for the office, one for myself, and one to keep.

Charles hurriedly put away the contract, as if afraid of being robbed, Leon put his own contract on the table, and Binny locked the backup contract in the safe.

The contract was settled, and Binny became the most leisurely party.

"Will you drink?" he asked.

"Me? A little bit." Leon said.

"That's an easy answer." Binny affirmed, "It means you didn't say anything."

With a smile on his face, Leon watched Binny put the wine glass that was [-]% full in his hand, and suddenly said something surprising: "What if I don't know how to drink?"

Charles anxiously gave Binny a wink.

"It's nothing to do. While you were drunk, we just took your money and threw you and the contract into the Yushui River." Binny calmly handed the other glass to Charles.

"You started making fun of your employer after you signed the contract?" Leon pretended to be angry.

Hearing this, Binny took a quick look at him, and then said reassuringly: "My fault. I think you will prefer this style of getting along. Of course, you are the boss. If I make a mistake in my judgment, I will accept the correction of the level of insult— —Just don’t slap your face.”

"For the presidency." Charles quickly raised his glass and said a toast in time.

The three wine glasses clinked together crisply.

At this time, the three young people did not know that their alliance will be recorded by historians in the future as follows:

"They are a disaster in the history of the presidential election of country X, and their destructive power is comparable to the explosion of a nuclear bomb. It is impossible for future generations to replicate their success, because there will never be another Binny Erwin in history, let alone another There is a second Leon Morton".

"They're geniuses, they're devils."

Now, Leon, one of the "Three Devils", put down the wine glass in his hand, the alcohol stained his cheeks pink, and his charming smile made him look like an angel.

"Mr. Erwin, I remember yesterday we talked about the five-state constituency general," he said.

"You're welcome, my name is Binny," Binny said.

"Binney," Leon yelled, and sneered, "Why did you name it a bear?"

"I guess you meant 'weinny bear'." Binny said without surprise, "Thank you, there have been more exaggerated misunderstandings."

Leon was taken aback, vaguely remembering that the bear was called Winnie, and laughed at himself, "I don't know much about these cartoon characters. My name is Leon, and you can call me 'Lei' too."

Leon didn't want to use the name before the crossing, but he couldn't think of a pleasing one for a while, so let's just say this.

Binny put the wine glass aside, looked at him seriously, and said, "I still want to make sure, Ray, what exactly do you want to achieve?"

Leon leaned back, arms relaxed by his sides, and said, "I don't quite understand what you mean, Binny."

"You said before that you are as serious about running for president as I am about the law, but I still want to make sure how determined you are to become president." Binny said, picking up a piece of paper, The name of a company written with a pen.

"If you want to stop at the level of Mingdong National or the general representative, I recommend this new media operation company to you. Their packaging and publicity work are very good, enough to help you win votes to add honor , Of course, I will supervise the legality of their procedures throughout the process, you just need to sit on the sidelines and watch the development of the situation."

Leon shook his head and smiled: "I prefer DIY to doing nothing—Binney, I understand what you mean, but you still don't have confidence in me, or you think I don't have a clear understanding of the road to the presidency, It’s very likely to fall by the wayside.”

Binny smiled and laughed at himself: "Please understand, in order to avoid more embarrassing situations in the future, it is the best choice for me, a bad guy, to fight first and then salute."

"I have beliefs, I have things that must be changed, and most importantly, I am still very shameless." Leon smiled, "You told me the key word 'general representative of five state constituencies', and I deduced from it I'm going to win votes as a condition to stand out. Then, I made a few thoughts of my own. I hope you will listen to it with Brother Charles next to you."

Then, he told Binny and Charles about his thoughts. During the process of telling, his thoughts became more and more clear. At the same time, the other two became more and more shocked.

"Now, can you understand my sincerity?" Leon sat crookedly on the sofa, resting his head on one hand, in this posture like a demon king enthroned, he made a summary of the above thoughts.

"Grass..." Charles said dully. He graduated from a prestigious school, and he could only use these vulgar words to describe his inner feelings.

Binny let out a sigh.

After a long silence, he said, "Lei, since you are so serious about running for the election, then you will definitely be able to do this very important thing next."

"What's the matter?" Leon looked like "accepting questions with an open mind".

Binny didn't answer right away, but changed the subject: "So far, do you have a better impression of me, or Charles?"

Leon laughed and said, "Although Charles is a good man—"

He nodded to Charles, who also gave a gentle bow of thanks.

"However, for the time being, I still prefer a 'bad guy' like you." After the courtesy talk, Leon spoke freely.

Binny let go of his nervousness, sighed reassuringly, and said, "That's fine."

"What? Have you decided to please your employer?"

"No," Binny said, shaking his head, "just to make it easier for you to do the following very important thing."

"So, what exactly is it?" Leon smiled confusedly.

Binny's face turned serious, and he said solemnly: "Tell me all your previous experiences—especially the black history, and explain it in detail—without delay, let's start. "

"What?" Leon's expression froze on his face.

The author has something to say: Binney: Even if I am unemployed, bankrupt, and jump off a building, I can't help this kind of person become president...Come here, and present the contract to the future president!

Leon: ...

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Historians of later generations: ...It is impossible for later generations to replicate their success, because there will never be another Binny Erwin in history, let alone a second Leon Morton.

Charles: It's clearly an alliance of three people, but I don't deserve a name [tears] [tears] [tears]

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Binny: In this chapter you slap me in the face, in the next chapter I will publicly execute you, we are even

Leon (covering his face): If you continue like this, you will lose the baby, and the baby doesn't like you anymore! !

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