I ran for president with scumbag money

Early in the morning, Leon woke up to the sound of birdsong in the community, and after doing a few stretching exercises, he planned to go for a jog.

After opening the closet, Leon fell into despair.

This dazzling array of feminine clothing, all kinds of seductive and subtle revealing, reminded Leon of an Internet buzzword: "Why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?"

According to this description, this is not wearing Pinru's clothes!This is simply taking away Pinru's wardrobe!

This male protagonist is not a serious avenger at first glance.

In the past three days, Leon was busy exploring the world, and he never touched the wardrobe in the house. He was wearing the clothes worn by the male protagonist before time travel. Care about your basic necessities of life.

Leon closed the cabinet door with a "slap", and took out the protagonist's bank card.

"Why go?" The system in the brain started as if it was awakened, and asked.

"Dinner, buy two clothes." Leon said.

"Oh, take it easy, the money may not be enough." The system fell into silence after dropping these words, like a person whose dream had been disturbed.

Leon checked the balance on the ATM, and found that the system was right. The male protagonist didn't know what he was thinking, and he didn't bring extra money when he came back for revenge. The balance in the card was only 4000 yuan.

The prices in this world are very similar to the prices in the cities Leon lived in before. The overall standard is on the high side. A bowl of plain noodles costs at least ten yuan, adding a poached egg costs an additional one and five yuan, and the subway fee starts at eight yuan. It will increase according to the distance. The starting price of the car is 16 yuan.

That is to say, even if the rent is not counted, this little money may not be enough for Leon's monthly expenses.

What's more, because this is a small white article where nobles gather, in order to match the characters' pretense, on many special occasions, prices will increase abnormally, such as high-end places such as cafes, restaurants, and clubs, which cost tens of thousands of yuan. Consumption abounds.

1 yuan for a cup of "ordinary" coffee, which means that cat feces and cats are soaked in it together.

Although Leon's thoughts were a bit disgusting, it was far from being able to describe the disgusting feeling that this seriously unbalanced price brought to him.

He walked into a clothing store located in a commercial street with a mentality of being slaughtered, where there were always more shopping guides than customers.

"You come here to buy clothes?" The system started yelling again, "My brother, don't you think this is different from your style? Don't you think that only special customization can match your image?"

"You know X."

Leon glanced at the price tag posted on the clothes rail, and an aura of ruining his fortune came over his face, so his tone was not very good.

The reason why he came to this place was because Leon had to choose a suit for himself.

This money must not be saved. Changing a suit is the first step in changing your image.

As the saying goes, a man depends on his clothes and a horse depends on his saddle.

What kind of clothes a person wears will leave a kind of impression on people, even if this impression is only temporary.

For example, a notorious playboy appears in front of a girl in a strict suit. Even if the girl knows that he is a playboy and plays with women countless times, she will think about whether the other party has any serious business when she sees him dressed in a serious manner. What to do, what kind of cooperation needs to be discussed, it is often difficult for people to think of their private life when facing business partners, so most of them will not think about it.

Unless the playboy takes the initiative to expose his true colors.

The news about the male lead and the wealthy nobles is so absurd that even playboys are willing to bow down. Leon will not hide his ears and think about whether the lawyer he is going to meet with will not eat the fireworks of the world, and whether he has not read the entertainment news.

In order not to be underestimated, even if it was just to make the other party pay attention to him visually, Leon couldn't save this money.

Therefore, when Leon appeared in Erwin's office, he was already dressed in a white suit and leather shoes.

When he entered, the eyes of Binny and his partner lit up.

White suits are generally very manageable for men, especially the white suits that Leon bought are not tailor-made products, but the most common finished products in suit shops, and they can reach the level of "normal people wearing them will only be reduced to street real estate sales." members" sad effect.

But where is Leon an ordinary person?He has bright blond hair and blue eyes, a typical male lead appearance, a suitable figure and the ability to fully support the suit, and he dresses elegantly and properly without any wrinkles, as if the whole person is shining brightly, and even looks like the original one. He seems to be biased towards frivolity, adding a bit of restraint and stability to his enchanting appearance.

As long as there is this effect, Leon is very satisfied, but the system is screaming: "Your clothes make you look older than five years, buddy!"

"This is the effect I want." Leon snorted coldly.

The male protagonist is obviously an adult, but the clothes he wears make him look like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old ignorant boy, who exudes a sense of temptation/temptation all the time, and makes people know that he is a soft bun who can be manipulated by others.

In Leon's view, "pretending to be a soft bun and white lotus flower" may be invincible in love, but it is nonsense in business situations!

In a place where everyone is dressed in suits and leather shoes, and everyone strives for strength and self-cultivation, a person dressed in a charming or cute style, innocently barges in, thinking that people will think that this person is different?

Wrong, people will only think that this idiot has gone to the wrong place in a daze, and he doesn't even look straight at him.

In fact, Leon still has a lot of things that he wants to match, such as business watches, tie clips, brooches, etc. Unfortunately, the cheapest suit and tie in this store cost him 800 yuan, not to mention buying accessories. Lawyers can't get enough coffee.

Although there was some regret, Binny's eyes told Leon that this regret was not a big problem.

Leon sat on a chair in the office and also looked at Binny.

Binny was a very "stylish" man.

A man with a good appearance is not only about how handsome his face is, but also his tall and straight posture, temperament, clothing taste, behavior, personality expression, and whether he has bad habits are all part of him.

Binny Erwin hits every mark just right, wearing a well-tailored navy blue suit with an unmistakable presence.

Leon really wondered why such a man still condescended to work in this ordinary office.

Could it be that serious people will be rejected by this mentally handicapped world?

Not only that, there is no front desk in the office, low-grade instant coffee is provided, rooms that have not been renovated for a long time, and slightly outdated business cards, in Leon's view, these are the visible evidence of poverty and neglect.

It seems that this is not only an ordinary law firm, but also a law firm that is about to die.

After Binny was also seated and the two introduced each other again, Leon immediately got to the point: "Let's talk about the topic we didn't finish yesterday."

"Please wait," Binny had to interrupt him, "So far I only know your name, not your identity."

Then, he saw the young man sitting across from him smiling: "Haven't you heard about the scandal between me and the CEO of KCL?"

"..." Binny's facial expression immediately showed the tendency of toothache.

This is so ghostly!

It's better for the dead to dream that they want to be God!

"Mr. Morton," Binny's eyes seemed to have been frozen, "Your whimsy last night was very moving, shouldn't it be time to be frank and reveal your real appeal?"

"Announcing honestly? I have always been honest. I want to be president. I need to ask about the election process." Leon met his gaze without hesitation.

"Mr. Morton, my consultation fee is two hundred per hour." Binny said sharply, "I hope this price can help you wake up."

Sure enough, he was seen through, and Leon was speechless. When he judged that Binny's business was deserted, Binny also judged that he was poor.

Leon couldn't lose this aura, he took out the only two hundred from his pocket, and slapped it on the table: "One hour, I think it's enough for you and me to figure out the whole thing."

Binny raised his head, pinched the bridge of his nose, and frowned, which was a sign of his fury, and in fact, his eyes were indeed angry.

"It's not about the cost, Mr. Morton. Do you think it's a joke to be the representative of five states? Just to be the representative of state A, you have to beat more than about 500 candidates first! In order to stand out, you need a lot of money Assets!" He suppressed his anger and said calmly, "Mr. Morton, have you ever thought about where this money comes from?"

Leon scratched his cheek, and said honestly: "It's really not."

He had long guessed that such things as age, nationality, and criminal record were just superficial conditions, and the answer he got now was also within his expectations.

If you want to reach the top in a capitalist country, of course you need capital, strong capital.

Leon has been living and growing up in such a country, so he is naturally very aware of this.

He originally thought that there would be a butterfly effect in this article, and some other weird requests would appear, so he consulted a lawyer just in case.

But now it sounds like the rules of the game are basically the same as his living environment.

"How much money do you think is enough?" Leon swore that he was really asking this question seriously and giving feedback on his needs.

But his question obviously irritated the other party even more.

"You are wasting our time. If you need a lawyer to help you deal with reporters, ok, I am willing to help. If you want to sue the president of KCL Group, ok, I will judge the success rate for you and make a decision, but now you tell me , you want to be president... Mr. Morton, the only thing stopping me from calling the police and reporting to the mental hospital is that your appearance is not as crazy as you say."

"I paid you two hundred." Leon crossed his fingers on the table and looked directly at the man in suit and leather shoes in front of him, "I just want to ask you what I want to know."

"Then I can refuse the money." Binny stood up and said mercilessly, "I respect the law, so I worked hard for four years and three years to become a qualified lawyer. Watching people like you come into my office and declare that you want to be president...you are insulting my profession! Really, Mr. Leon, you think you can cover up your mentality by wearing a random suit Shallow and childish?"

"This is the end of our conversation! Please go slowly!"

He turned his back to Leon and looked at the bookshelves in the office. Leon believed that no matter what he said now, he would not get an answer, because the other party had already made up his mind to ignore him.

Leon was a little uncomfortable with this attitude.

He came here for consultation, and of course he had to give feedback on his own problems. Without a full understanding and communication, the other party simply cut off the conversation and presumptuously made his own conclusions.

If it’s in another industry, it’s another story, but brother, you are a lawyer. You are being consulted. You haven’t listened to the client’s introduction to your situation, and you haven’t waited for the client to explain your demands. Your self-esteem can’t stand it. , is this kind of hospitality really okay?

Leon reluctantly put away the money and walked out of the office.

Forget it, just save 200 yuan as a reserve fund.

The author has something to say: Leon: Binny is really strict, the baby is wronged, and the baby even bought a suit.

System: Ding~ Your benefactor will be online soon.

Leon: Binny is about to be slapped in the face, tsk tsk, I went crazy and even beat my own people.

Binny: ...

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In the next chapter, I want to catch a scumbag and give money to Leon. Guess who is the lucky one~