Diary of the God of Anti-Wolf [Entertainment]

On the day of filming the last scene of the movie, Jian Haoyuan turned on the Bluetooth headset as usual, and ran to the movie city.

The difference from before is that Jian Haoyuan ran alone in the past, but now Cai Zhexi would get up early, chat with Jian Haoyuan, and teach Jian Haoyuan.

That's right, it's class.

During the period of living together, Cai Zhexi found that Jian Haoyuan knew nothing about all household appliances, which was nothing at all. The biggest problem was that Jian Haoyuan did not understand the safety of using electricity at all. He nearly died of fright as he wiped sockets with a dripping damp cloth and dried clothes on top of an electric heater.

Fortunately, Cai Zhexi cut off the power in time, so no major accident was caused.Combined with Jian Haoyuan's usual performance of needing to think twice before using electrical appliances and often pressing the wrong button, Cai Zhexi became worried about Jian Haoyuan's life safety, and deliberately asked: "Someone said that if you insert two steel needles into the socket, there will be It's an amazing feeling, do you think it's okay to do this?"

Jian Haoyuan asked curiously: "Really? What a wonderful feeling? I want to try it."

Cai Zhexi: "..."

After a pause, Cai Zhexi took a breath and asked again: "If the TV exploded and caught fire while we were watching TV, what would you use to put out the fire?"

Jian Haoyuan replied logically: "Go to the bathroom and extinguish it with water. Why, your expression seems a little wrong."

More than something was wrong, Cai Zhexi was going crazy, he didn't know how Jian Haoyuan lived to such an age, he was so lucky.

Today, Cai Zhexi told Jian Haoyuan about lightning strike knowledge: "The weather is fine today, so we can use electromagnetic wave signal communication in a relatively safe way; if it is a thunderstorm, you must remember to turn off your mobile phone and the one I gave you." This headset, and you must never make calls outdoors, because there may not be a lightning protection device outdoors, and the electromagnetic wave signal is relatively strong when making a call, it is easy to collect and guide lightning, trigger induction lightning, detonate the phone, and cause personal injury... "

Jian Haoyuan lowered his breathing and listened to the class intently.He is very grateful to Cai Zhexi. When he came to modern times, he had just learned to adapt and use modern equipment. Without Cai Zhexi, he might die without knowing how.

Back at the movie city, Jian Haoyuan reviewed what Cai Zhexi said today in his mind, left the earphones and mobile phones to a special person for safekeeping, and devoted himself to the shooting of the last scene.

In the morning, Jian Haoyuan had a scene in which he died with the Great Demon King in order to save Monkey King, and turned into a little bit of golden light.After Yao Tianyao popularized science and lecturing for him, Jian Haoyuan tied an invisible wire to his body, held a blood bag in his mouth in advance, and designed the movement of being bombarded and flying when they died together, and flew obliquely from the high platform. After biting off the blood pack, his head was weakly thrown back, and a streak of blood flowed skillfully from the corner of his mouth. Jian Haoyuan's back crashed into Monkey King's arms, almost at the speed of free fall.

Jian Haoyuan originally wanted to use his lightness kung fu to stand firm, but Shan Shanggang was a step ahead of him, and took the lead in catching him firmly. Due to his height, the back of Jian Haoyuan's head hit his chest muscle.Shan Shanggang knew how to use his internal strength to release force, and his strong muscles were deliberately relaxed, so that Jian Haoyuan didn't feel any pain at all, and even felt like lying on a soft bed.

Jian Haoyuan rubbed his head unconsciously, trying to open his eyes as if returning to the light, turned around and looked up at Monkey King, put his head in Monkey King's arm, forced a smile, and stroked the forehead of Monkey King with his right hand trembling. Tightening the hoop, he called weakly: "Wukong..."

Shan Shanggang gently wrapped his hands around him, his pupils constricted, looked at Jian Haoyuan, and called out sadly: "Master..."

Somehow, lying in Shan Shanggang's arms like this, looking up at Shan Shanggang's deep eye and nose contours and his sad expression, Jian Haoyuan almost laughed.Fortunately, the expression, movement and tone have been practiced dozens of times in advance, and practice makes perfect. At this time, he smiled weakly, fell out of Shan Shanggang's arms, took a step back, leaned back, and fell back slowly. Before the golden light, he seized the time and said: "There is a Buddha in my heart, death is not like a lamp goes out, and I will be reborn in the next life, Wukong, my last wish..."

At this point, the lines have been finished, and Tang Seng died, a tragic death, a heroic death, and a worthy death.

Jian Haoyuan fell backwards completely and was caught by the blue cushion.Shan Shanggang took a deep breath, opened his mouth slightly, stepped forward a few steps, spread his five fingers, and grasped in the air blankly, his eyes were moist.

"Cut!!" Yao Tianyao shouted with a smile, he was very happy that the two cooperated well.After filming the scene in which Monkey King shows off his might to eradicate all the goblins, it will be the last scene.

When Shan Shanggang heard the director call to stop, he withdrew his arm, looked down at Jian Haoyuan who was lying on the cushion, stretched out his hand to help Jian Haoyuan get up, and asked expressionlessly: "Don't rinse your mouth yet, isn't the blood pack bad to eat?"

Jian Haoyuan stood up, licked his lips naturally, wiped off the blood from the corner of his mouth to his chin with a handkerchief, and said, "It tastes like honey, it's sweet and delicious."

Shan Shanggang's eyes were still moist, and his voice was low: "You make me want to eat honey too. This is pigmented. Don't swallow it. It's better to eat honey directly after filming." After that, he said to his assistant Yang Xiaowei: "Lemon honey water."

Yang Xiaowei understood in seconds, and took the order to go.

Next came Shan Shanggang's martial arts scene, and Jian Haoyuan was almost ready to leave, so he went back to the dressing room, washed his face and changed his clothes.Putting on bright yellow monk robes and bright red cassock, Jian Haoyuan sat on a chair, waiting for makeup artist Lu Li to touch up his makeup.

While putting ring scars on his little bald head, Lu Li asked, "Are... are you in a good mood recently?"

Jian Haoyuan asked, "Very good."

The filming is coming to an end, and I can see the finished product in the future; I don’t need to intentionally suppress the progress of my inner strength training, I can lose weight and grow taller as soon as possible; besides, my salary is almost in my account, can I feel bad?

Lu Li nodded and said, "That's right. Although I also felt a sense of gap when I saw you for the first time, in fact, you have a nice voice, good looks, and a nice person. Your looks are given by your parents. I don’t care about other people’s comments... It’s because they deliberately misinterpreted your meaning, just delete those microblogs.”

Jian Haoyuan asked: "Weibo? What happened?"

Seeing this, Lu Li hesitated to speak, and finally said: "It's hard to say, it's not a nice thing to say. However, there will be many people who will support you! Let's not talk about this, actually, actually, actually... I, I... I am that little slave." After saying this, his words became much smoother: "Wizard Jane, can you follow me on Weibo?"

Jian Haoyuan thought for a while, but he couldn't remember who the little slave was.However, seeing that Lu Li could accurately name his Weibo, he said, "Okay, I'll follow you back, I don't have a mobile phone now."

Lu Li grinned, then returned to normal, and then laughed again, making Jian Haoyuan's makeup extremely holy.

At six o'clock in the afternoon, Jian Haoyuan went to the maple forest where the last scene was filmed, and all the personnel were ready.

The sun is in the sky, and the warm sunlight shines into the maple leaf forest.

In the vast mountain forest, the maple leaves are as red as fire in March, and the ground is piled up with thick brown red. Sun Wukong is wearing a golden armor, looking at the sunset in the west, forming a splendid and gorgeous picture.

When the wind blows, the red leaves swirl, and the two long phoenix feathers on Monkey King's head are blown, giving birth to a bit of bleakness.

After a long time, Monkey King took out three life-saving golden hairs from the back of his head, put them in front of his mouth, and blew with fairy air, the scene was cut, and he turned into Tang Seng who had died with the devil.

Jian Haoyuan just stood in front of Sun Wukong, holding up his serious face, showing the majestic Buddha appearance, and remained motionless.

Sun Wukong's tall body came over, lowered his head, stretched out his right hand, and first tapped Jian Haoyuan's small bald head with his index finger.

For the best movie effect, Jian Haoyuan has been persuaded by Yao Tianyao, let Shan Shanggang do what he wants, he doesn't even blink his eyes, his whole body remains motionless.

Shan Shanggang remained expressionless, and now he stretched out his hands, pinching Jian Haoyuan's small fat faces on both sides, and rubbed and rubbed his thumbs vigorously.

After looking forward to it and staring at it for a long time, Shan Shanggang finally got Jian Haoyuan's chubby face~!Ah, so soft, so slippery, so elastic... Shan Shanggang raised the corners of his mouth and smiled contentedly.

His smile was really satisfying and sincere. It was the first time Jian Haoyuan saw that Shan Shanggang, who was always expressionless or always indifferent and serious, was able to smile, and his smile was particularly rippling and sweet, very attractive.

It hooked Jian Haoyuan so much that he wanted to hit him.

But Jian Haoyuan still remained motionless, not even changing his eyes.

However, in a second, unsuspecting, tears welled up in Shan Shanggang's eyes.

It's as if Sun Wukong remembered the interesting stories with Little Tang Seng, the side of Little Tang Seng who loves to eat, preach and pretend to be serious, and remembered their beautiful journey...but found that these have become memories.

The one who can pinch his face unscrupulously is the Tang monk he conjured up, and the real Tang monk has already gone.

Shan Shanggang's eyes were red, he withdrew his hands pinching his face, knelt down on one knee, tilted his head slightly, closed his eyes, and stopped the tears that gushed out.

Like introducing himself for the first time, Jian Haoyuan came alive from his expressionless state, and said, "I am not called Little Fatty, but my name is Xuanzang, and I am the younger brother of Emperor Taizong of Tang. Ordered to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures and spread the Dharma... You evil disciple, you want to make a face of being a teacher?"

Shan Shanggang finally stopped holding back, and let the tears keep pouring out, his brows were tangled, his nose was red, and he collapsed and buried himself in Jian Haoyuan's belly and cried loudly...

After this, the movie will jump to the scene of the fake Tang monk riding a white horse, escorted by the Monkey King to retrieve the scriptures of the West.Sun Wukong inherited Tang Monk's last wish, promoted Buddhism, and learned scriptures wholeheartedly.

"CUT!" Yao Tianyao yelled to stop, Jian Haoyuan immediately pushed away the trembling and crying Shan Shanggang, looked at his wet clothes, looked at Shan Shanggang with disgust, took out his handkerchief, and said to Shan Shanggang. Shang Gang said: "Wipe your snot quickly."

Shan Shanggang: "..."

Shan Shanggang completely covered his face with a handkerchief, and continued to kneel with his head down, preventing others from seeing his expression.

Jian Haoyuan let out a long breath, rubbed his sore face, pulled Shan Shanggang up, turned his head away from him, and Yao Tianyao said expectantly: "Director Yao, is it finished yet?"

Yao Tianyao, the director, shook his head and said mercilessly: "No, start again. Ah Gang, what were you thinking when you pinched your face just now! How can you still laugh when Tang Seng is dead!? The last scene must be perfect! Start from the beginning Cry, come again!"

Jian Haoyuan: "..."

Shan Shanggang: "..."

Shan Shanggang, who was always expressionless, broke down and cried over and over again, his eyes were a little swollen, and his eyes were getting more and more wrong when he looked at Jian Haoyuan; Seeing Shan Shanggang's eyes are getting more and more wrong...

Until sunset, Yao Tianyao was still not satisfied, but decided to let him go temporarily.

Jian Haoyuan, who was exhausted and returned to the lounge, finally got his mobile phone, and swiped Weibo out of curiosity.

No wonder the words of Cai Zhexi and Lu Li were not quite right. It turned out that Weibo lost hundreds of followers and there were many messages, which meant the same as this one: "Too disillusioned! Remember to get up every morning, it turns out that I listened to A big fat man showing off! I am also drunk and have been blocked forever."