boss, i mean it

In such a large society, there are some sunny countries that recognize that the family relationship we have formed is legitimate, reasonable, and normal. Would you be happy? "

Up to this moment, Yu Cheng was really happy.He leaned against Gu Tianjiao to prepare breakfast, and joined the groom group who greeted them warmly when he saw them, helped clean the table, handed the tableware and asked for coffee.Everyone was chatting on twitter and passing the wedding photos from the day before.While the cups and plates were intertwined, Yu Cheng suddenly smiled and looked at Gu Tianjiao: "Brother, after such a milestone night, you still don't remember anything?"

All the grooms stopped their voices at the same time, showing expressions of trying to figure out what he said.The elephant looked around and his eyes lit up: "Could it be..."

Yu Cheng winked at the elephant, and Fan Mei hurriedly covered her ears: "Oh, so yellow!"

Everyone looked at Gu Tianjiao in unison, but Gu Tianjiao couldn't laugh or cry, so he answered Yu Cheng first: "You said it back, but I think it's true. But I also..." He spread his hands and shrugged, expressing his inability to remember.

Others were curious: "What?"

Yu Cheng: "I have a relationship with him for three generations."

Everyone: "Cut!" "Aren't you disgusting!" "Such a show is too much to beat!" "Oh my god, Brother Bao, let's just be together!"

Gu Tianjiao was looking for approval from a table of people: "He said, the first time I met him was in Jin Dynasty, the second time was in Yuan Dynasty, and the third time was in the Republic of China. They were for the country, parents and ideals respectively, and after reincarnation, the total There is an amnesia...so until this life..."

There was a sound of vomiting at the dining table, attracting frequent glances from people at other tables.

Wang Xi said: "Xiao Cheng, it's a pity that you don't make jokes! If you don't open a store on Treasure Hunting and help people 'backtrack' from space, you can earn tens of thousands of dollars a day and a month!"

Yu Cheng was speechless, and a group of people laughed.Elephant: "But it's strange to say that I've been having some crazy dreams these past two days, dreaming that I'm an emperor."

Lao Gao: "Hey, me too!"

Everyone: "...Cut!"

Yu Cheng: "Huh?" He interrupted his boos suspiciously, "Which kind of emperor?"

The elephant looked at Lao Gao: "You speak first!"

Lao Gao: "It seems to be some kind of king, called... Liu Cong."

Yu Cheng: "..." He slapped the table and bounced it away, and shouted, "Old Gao, come out!!!"

The others glanced at him boredly and didn't take it seriously at all.Elephant: "My name is Sima Ye." He shook his head, "I don't understand."

Old Gao Le: "Really! So we are the second king... Haha, brother, why did you ask me to go out?"

Yu Cheng: "..."

He looked at the elephant Lao Gao a few times, and the evil fire disappeared at once, and he sat back with a smile: "It's nothing... you two, let's be private!"

People don't know, so they laugh.

The topic got out of tune, and a large table of young men laughed and chatted about anecdotes and strange stories.In the meantime, the young couple and the pink sister-in-law, ignoring the "worldly" vision around them, fed each other as if they couldn't take care of themselves.After breakfast, crowds of people pressed down on the roads of foreign countries, gathered in various stalls on the side of the roads of foreign countries, happy and happy.

In the joy, Yu Cheng posted the wedding photo of him and Gu Tianjiao on his small circle of friends.Not long after, he saw that under the photo, Yu Cheng's father and Yu Cheng's mother, who were used to sleeping late, lined up and gave him a thumbs up.

◆◇◆◇◆◇The following is the postscript◇◆◇◆◇◆

I heard a sentence very early: works and audiences meet by fate.For example, some movies have been sealed as milestones, but you can’t get interested; some stories have unknown sources, but they can be seen by you at certain moments, and then return to your heart at other moments, and have a relationship with you. resonance.

Jing Hongshen said: "When you see this maple leaf, the maple leaf will become red because of you... Otherwise, you will turn a blind eye and hear it but not hear it."

The same goes for this story.

Readers are the hands of God in the re-creation of works.Works have different vitality because of readers' interpretation.In other words, what this article looks like when you look at it, that is what it looks like reborn in your heart; what touches you, and what scenes are vague in concept, it shows your fate with this article which ones.

The article "The Boss" lasted a year and a half from the opening of the pit to the completion of filling it, day and night, every minute and every second.On the other hand, I originally budgeted for it to be three months... oh my god!Is the second quarter done in twice the budget?

Why did it take so long?Because even the title of the story is selected from 34 alternatives.

Every article is written like this, is there still a way to survive?wry smile.

In the middle, I wanted to give up countless times-because some readers said that they couldn't see "Maple Leaf Red", or didn't want to see this maple leaf.So I wanted to change the color and change the leaf to draw a picture-fortunately, I only stopped at "thinking". Beneficial", as a person who "makes papers", how can he easily become a eunuch?

Of course, we can't create "useless volumes".This is also professional ethics.

Some time ago, a friend who studied aesthetics suddenly became interested in the subject matter of my writing, and asked, "So what is your novel about? A one-sentence overview."

I thought about it and said, "A life led by the workplace."

ha! "Life".Can you write about such a big subject?And what a nuisance!I swear, I didn't think to touch it at first.But guess what?Just because this article has been given higher and higher expectations by many elite readers and friends, I was afraid of disappointing, so I lost my energy when I wrote it.

In the end, the entire story is 54 words, and the plot is useless, without exaggeration, and the number is equal.even more.This is the time factor of my later stage getting slower and slower.

For example, there is an episode in the article about "Prunes are gay".There are three main functions of this episode in the outline. It positively describes Xiao Cheng’s living conditions after leaving Laogu; it reflects from the side that during this period, the two of them interacted with each other through the space between plums and dried vegetables, leading to a relationship; It partially explains the second reason why Yu Cheng shrinks back from this relationship.Indispensable, but also to add a little fun to the article.

It takes enthusiasm to start a project, calmness to repair it, and repetition of these two processes to complete a manuscript.So it took me two days to write the first draft, and another day to finish it, and hand it over to my trial reading Pheasant.

The pheasant said: "Good! Interesting!"

Me: "You are the only reader in the world who has seen this party."

The pheasant was surprised: "Short?"

Me: "When I watched it with you, I thought about it: this kind of progress is too slow, and readers may not be able to bear them being separated for so long."

Therefore, the whole three days of hard work were finally simplified into five words, "plum dried vegetables are subject to".It originally had a tall and handsome first love boyfriend named Tony with black hair, a pair of western-style and open-minded parents-in-law, and... This is not bad, at least the plot has a silhouette in the final packaging.More cases are:

Me: "How?"

Pheasant looked at the sky after five seconds: "Uh... I can't see it."

Delete it all, rewrite it.

do I look good?"

The pheasant looked back at the ground after five seconds: "Hmm..."

Delete it all, rewrite it.

how do I?"

The pheasant frowned and smiled: "Wonderful!"

Me: "But in terms of reality, will the plot (or expression) be too sensational?"

After five seconds, the pheasant looked forward: "Uh..."

Delete it all, rewrite it.

(Speaking of this, the easter egg above is also not good enough when it is released, so it is completely overthrown and restarted, ╮(╯▽╰)╭) You can see that I often modify it several times after release. Those are not called "revisions" at all. ", simply cutting branches and pruning leaves.

So, I drove the pheasants crazy in the later stage. When I heard that the new chapter was finished, they went berserk, and said weakly when it was over, "Brother, I'm under a lot of pressure..."

The above is my daily life, which shows profoundly - the reaction of pheasants is really slow! ╭(′▽`)╯

In addition to the cost of time, there are still some problems that are repeatedly entangled in my mind.Every party is abused, there are "will there be too many workplaces, and most of the other authors' articles are full of romance", Pheasant: "But didn't you say that you want to dedicate it to new people in society?" That's right , can't forget the original intention; and "it's not so funny in the later period, what should I do", Pheasant: "Did you write a joke?" I...not really.But after all, the reader's sensibility is the major premise that should be taken care of, so the above two problems have become classics in my days and nights.

Since it is so laborious, who is this article for?Earlier, no one.You know, for an author who is very concerned about the quality of his work, no voice is more terrifying than all curses.Jinjiang's works list has been applied for several times, but for various reasons, almost zero exposure every time (I simply did not apply).So there was an act of going to the post bar to get a bosom friend (look for a bosom friend, post it! Du Niang thank you!), after a lot of hard work, I finally found the organization!Many, many friends came from Tieba, and most of them even went to Jinjiang for the first time for this article (Jinjiang Xiaoshou, no thanks!).So, I suddenly gained a lot of lively and lovely friends, and my writing career entered the first peak~('﹃')

With that as a starting point/point, here's my thank you time.

Thank you for the vivi sauce who gave me the first criticism and suggestion and sincere encouragement in the early stage of posting. Yu Cheng's early exposure in Yuan Na was because of you, thank you!

Thanks to Chong Mingzhen who came from the post bar and strongly encouraged me to "don't change my painting style".Xiao Zhenjiang brought Lei online countless times, which really made me, who was almost skeptical about this article at that time, feel that my waist became thicker and my arms became rounder in an instant.In addition, we often chat in the post bar to exchange our experiences and feelings.It is because you encouraged me many times that "quality is important, write slowly, and I will wait for you", so I dare to stop for half a year (there are other reasons for this, which will be discussed later), and no matter how anxious I am, I will ask for the first article first. one.You expect this article to be 200 million words, and my original plan is 30 words. In the end, although it is not as good as your wish, it is far beyond my expectation-I hope you can forgive me for the gap in length I~^^

There is also our Liuliyue child who often discussed the plot late at night in the early stage, Yueyue Fried Chicken is cute, the most impressive thing is posting Chapter 24, I said: "You can't read it tonight, you are not yet an adult." Yueyue Simply say, yes. I came back after 10 minutes and said with a smile: "Today's chapter is too evil!" (⊙﹏⊙)

The next step is to check in under my main post every day, and at the same time come to Jinjiang to read the text repeatedly, Xiaoyuehai double JJ who really cares about me in life, super warm~ Long time no see, I hope you are all well!

Then there are An An, An Qirui, Xiaomumu, Lanlan, who are very experienced and keen, and Nanmu, who has been dedicated to me for countless "first times" (look, of course I will not forget you^^), His Royal Highness of the Shou family , Breeze is great——Breeze Sauce and I have a friendship with "Chong Er" (I was still telling Butterfly Fairy the day before yesterday that the reader who can read the whole ear is a super reader with extraordinary endurance) ~ Thank you I have been with you for a long time, and I also helped me catch bugs in "The Boss"-Shi Ju, quickly pour tea for Mr. Breeze!Thank you again ~ In addition, there are Xuemiaozi, Hanjiang Qiwu, Ming, Xunzi, rice sauce who has read the text calmly and left a sincere message many times!Embrace!

Next, this article entered a period of nearly half a year.The first reason is the repeated entanglements and revisions mentioned above; the second reason is that I really didn't expect so many bad things in my life during that time!It appeared one after another, and the specific situation was roughly discussed with Fairy Butterfly in private, and all kinds of bloody situations were staged... and then hooked up with the first reason, making the situation worse/(ㄒoㄒ)/...The break lasts longer , the more courageous I am to go online, I want to finish writing the article first, at least I am sorry for this.

So I thought, why can other authors keep updating?Well, besides living a smooth life, people can save manuscripts in advance!

So starting from the next one, I plan to save the full text of the manuscript, so that readers will never be forced to read faults because of my affairs!Please trust me! Y^o^Y

During the update period, I would like to thank you all for your perseverance in watching, and many new friends came to express their willingness to wait.Thank you so much for your tolerance!

Finally, I would like to thank my trial reading Pheasant. Needless to say, I was driven crazy, right~

Special thanks to Sui Sui Islet_zhou who has been supporting me from the beginning to the end. Sui Sui is extremely meticulous, patient, and an excellent reader friend. It is my honor to meet you. Special thanks to Nanguo Mingyue Jun from the beginning to the end. No wonder from ancient times to the present Celebrities Ascot loves Mingyue! O(∩_∩)O You are also my strong support; special thanks to Butterfly Fairy from the beginning to the end, we have been chatting in the post bar almost every day recently, and also chatting in Jinjiang, the fairy is unstoppable in every way; and After I continued the update, a powerful source of motivation, Mr. Maple Leaf, who left comments and encouraged Zhang Zhang.Maple Leaf Sauce, look at this maple leaf is red because of you~^o^~

And all the readers who don’t mention their names due to the space, wearing various “passerby armor” vests, buttoning up vests to support me, the final completion of this article is really due to the credit of each of you!

It may be a joke that the number of favorites for this article is placed elsewhere, but everyone's enthusiasm and encouragement makes it the highest ratio of comments and favorites I have ever seen!This is a strong motivation for my struggle!In order to repay everyone's love, I will continue to work hard and try my best to bring you better works.

(Advertisement) The next story is under planning, and it is estimated to be born in 2-3 months.But considering the uncertainty of whether it was a normal or difficult delivery, I opened a Weibo, named "WriterCris", and created a Weibo group.At present, there is no friend in it, please don't dislike me, come and add me!It’s best to send a private message to tell me which reader is the big one, let me pay attention to it~ I will post small things such as the progress of new articles in it, and everyone is welcome to share your life on the group Weibo~ As long as the Weibo does not fail, our group Don't let go!Even if it falls, it won't disperse!Kaka...

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I wish you all the best, every day~

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2016.6.23